rekt thread, Cred Forums. Extra points for videos.
Rekt thread, Cred Forums. Extra points for videos
YOU MEAN LIKE THAT SWEET VIDEO YOU POSTED? AWW FUCK YEAH, I ANTICIPATE THE BEST.THREAD.EVAR.
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un abrazo rompehuesos de goku y hasta la proximaaaaaaaaa
Classic rekt
Whats the context to this?
It's like they'll just let it happen to them.
FAGGO USING BIG WORDS TO ASK FOR A STORY. HERE'S A STORY FAGGOT; ONE DAY THIS DRUNK FUCKING BASTARD KNOCKED UP YOUR MOTHER. RIP IN PEACE FAGGO.
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ive got more dead babies for ya
fuck I wanted to see the bear eat it alive
NOW MAKY THOSE BABBYS SWING IN A VID AND I'LL TURN SOME CHARCOAL INTO DIAMONDS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKING EYES.
you are worse than tumblr
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more dead babies
>they are worse than triggered feminists
yep
The little dance at the end always gets me.
HOW AWESOME THAT Cred Forums THINGS I AM MORE POWERFUL THAN AN ENTIRE SHITHOLE. AWW YISS, MY PRESENCE GROWS AND THROBS LIKE A HUGE THROBBING, GROWING, POWERHUNGRY TYPE THING, OR WHATEVER BRO.
why such a long face?
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Is it me or her eyes moved after the decapitation?
they did move
sauce?
they moved from left to right!
>two dudes having argument
>one has a hammer
>hits other dude on the head several times
fuck off to wshh and do the research, nigger
it hurts?
>wshh?
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youve come to the right place
why did he do that? Seriously
What did you just say about Goku?
Black bears matter kek'd
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Post the good taco's mate. I'm an ex-professional cook but still hobby though. Got some ideas from you
Fuck that asian kid's head splattered blood all over the ground. Is he dead?
kid tries to sell stolen gun to the guy he stole it from
niggers.avi
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Subhuman scum fucking nigger site. Read the watermark. We're normies compared to the chimp fucking degenerate "humans" you see on there
Fucking savages just stand around watching like it's just another average day. This is why we cannot assimilate Middle Eastern cultures on the world stage. They're too primitive.
This is Cred Forums. You are a Normie fucking snowflake. There isn't anything here that you can't see anywhere and everywhere else. Most this shit is on YouTube.
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Did you see the dudes face? Did that kid a favor
nah youtube takes this shit down at least the ones where people die but youre right on bein able to find this anywhere on the web
>FAGGO
Clearly delusional.
Why do all these people think Cred Forums's so extreme? This is a Normie site. It's the least of pretty much all chans.
Take a course in comprehensive reading ya dickhead
not the same without sound
He/she meant:
A bone crushing-hug from goku and till next time.
Needs punctuation for better interpretation it's understandable
Stupid idiots are living in the mid 2000&s. They still truly believe Cred Forums is still some special site.
UI comprehend what he said. I said he wasn't a Normie in comparison. I said he was a Normie. >ya
He survived.
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that was my face when i realized that the last time i saw this posted
Thank you fox news I appreciate all the old faggotry you got rid of; then brought in a whole new level of it.
ivory hunting should be illegal
I'm going back to libre. This place just makes me sad now.
>yourgonnafeelapprick
see what you did there
It's you're btw
Someone needs to dust that place.
Silly people
I appreciate this vintage macro getting posted.
What's with all the sparks in the camera every time he shoots?
That made me laugh angrily
>libre
what?
thx, nice trips btw
nice stolen webm
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I love how the bears just like "Check me out ma, I caught one"
Also checked
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>image.jpg
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It's called dust, tard.
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good night faggots, its 2:30 AM.
walks into a re-bar, construction worker says "why the long face?
thanks for inspiration.
Goodnight, sir.
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eeeeeughguhuh
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Lsd is a hell of a drug
>669
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Cred Forums is the choice of a new generation :D
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Why are there so many god damn children?
not rekt, but relevant
this. the noise is certainly a part in this. sounded like he was tenderizing a piece of meat at the end.
MODS!! MODS!!
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what's the problem, newfriend?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>knows he fucked up
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oh God
dis nigga
this is not necessary
English motherfucker!!!
Wtf is that?!
that last goy got to see it all happen
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Stew meat?
I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON HERE
It's the pressure created by the gun's report. It dislodges dust, and I doubt they dust the ceiling too often.
And on a side note, that chink really wanted to get up those stairs.
Fucking poachers.
Proof that black lives matter.
its spirits orbs. duhh.
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i think the gun fire lights up the dust
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Why are they stealing that mans spaghetti?
Well, he's dead or Atleast brain damaged.
That's why you fight in the yard.
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post more dick/balls rekt bros too much of a bitch to search for it
hey!!! the other pic, thanks
What's with men doing completely retarded shit with their dicks ?
Gore thread for ants
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confirmed fake though
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wtf? oh no
underrated post
they cant afford schools in the nigger/islamic/south american countrys so the kids have no where to go in the day time and since they breed like rats there everywhere
Google Wallet funds transfer complete
Americans watch people get electricuted. Also get over yourself public execution is meant to be public as a message to the masses
He lost trigonometry, but he's still capable of some basic math.
>t. Achmed
says the man on an anime forum
It's an AIDSlien
How haggis is made?
that gonna be it for me user's....ive saw enough
See you tomorrow.
>oh... Toilet paper tube. Not toilet pipe tube.
AXSE AND YE SHALL RECEIVE.
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This Asian is nuts.
Cancerous brack dick
Take me for a walk, I can walk it off.
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I AM WORSE THAN TUMBLER. THOSE WORDS WILL DIE IN INFAMY.
ok
Okay
I'm majoring in Forensic Technology. Any anons in the field have stories to tell about shit they've seen?
Replied
fuck you i hope you get castrated by a chick
Nigger
oh wait you're serious, let me laugh even harder.exe
You guys are sick.
No u
This actually makes me happy. Far more people need to do this.
WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?
not the same, fake
She's trying to make feminist arguments to the end. Stupid cunt
Once killed a stupid shit like that
confirmed fake thats why
kek
thank god there is natural selection
>Castrated by a chick
You guys have anything like this? Maybe a chick that cuts or bites off a dick even?
I would instantly cut your dick off then murder you
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Knees weak moms spaghetti
Nigger
hehheh, i kekeld
Canadian
Holy shit hot
MOAR?
that's cuck minister to you
guy just got a superpower from that shock and teleported for the first time just before hitting ground, living super hero
the biker was clearly transporting nerve gas you can see it at the end
kids was bullied all his life in brazilian ghetto because of his teeth, and he poisoned the food of the shooter s father
vicious little sea elephant
- Sir, can you explain what happend here?
- Come again?
Such a shame. Looks like she's remotely attractive
fucking vile scumbag. i hope you die in a fire you horrible cunt
kjug
Decapitation without damage to the brain will usually leave a person alive, conscious and aware, still able to see and hear, although in very much pain, for roughly 30 seconds or so. Some time between 30sec and 1min they lose consciousness from suffocation and bleeding out, then die.
Ok
Nigga u crazy
That's flesh-eating disease.
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humpty dumpty?!?!?
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>fuck that, im not going to clean this mess up, im going on my lunch break now
moar pls!
>dat little spurt of brains
Anyone got the webm of this? On a rekt thread a week or so ago. Didn't save it at the time
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What is that head crusher? Looks like some kind of metal fab shop.
What is this machine?
touching yourself in public, disgusting
>"Hey man are you okay?"
Damn! He almost made it!
Also chekt
On all the threads I posted it on I get different answers. Most common answer Is a hydraulic press
What's the story here gents?
death machine
she dieded
Bloated with water because she died in a filed tub and sat there for weeks
another marijuana victim.
uncontrollable vomiting/10
only a few of them look bad enough to leave scars most of thems are just fucking scratches
pretty sure white knighting ain't gonna help you here m8 cause you know she's decapitated and all
yeah i remember reading somewhere a french scientist who was gonna get executed asked someone to count how many times he could blink after getting his head cut off, i think it was like 7 times
stumped
all this horror
>Or you will die at 4:30
I hope I do.
tumblr actullay has anti feminists too
Kek :p
decapitation is just fucked up then
literally wtf i hate decapitation now
But it is not cringe thread. What are you doing here ?
That's fucking nuts!
whats going on here?
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Awww, a virtue signaler on Cred Forums.
How cute.
Back to tumblr please, though
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This one is from yesterday. Happened in Mexico, they were live-streaming it.
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Why pain? Apparently you have never had a major wound before. It goes numb right away, and doesn't start to hurt for a minute or so. By then you would loose consciousness from no oxygen to the brain.
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no pls
sup
ok :(
I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW
GIVE ME THAT
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s/fur thread
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underage b&
go fuck yourself you nigger piece of shit
Why couldn't this image be of HIS son?
Fuckin Google lovers
What branch are you with?
He hasn't twigged yet has he.
I'd log a complaint.
That wood really hurt.
Look at that wooden expression
TWIGGERED
>topkek
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Just take a little off the top.
I bet that involves intensive tree-tment.
Also some comedy writes itself, pic related.
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Fucking redditor pieces of shit, just kill yourself already and leave this place, you are literally cancer to Cred Forums.
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this thread is still going?
i bet they cum on his plate
what's he using, a fucking vegetable peeler? i thought all of those cartel guys had huge fuck-off machetes, not fucking art-store xacto knives
>when you underated the kush
who would've thought pillows arent bullet proof
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>hurr durr i'd be soo controlled and hardcore cracking a cool line when someone pointed a gun at me in a random situation with 100% controll over myself, because i trained 7 years with my katana
when was the last time you saw a REKT thread on reddit? or imgur? or facebook?
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Yeah but Thai newspapers, boy...
it looks a little like an injection molding machine. they have huge fuck-off hydraulic presses to keep the halves of the molds together.
that was arousing
you use Altavista, amirite?
Worms
yo dawg thats a hammer
thats a hammer dawg
youtube.com
instant classic
Woodstock?
kek
>patio primate
R E K T
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took me a while to notice there was something wrong with the nigger from OP...
>that fucking ending
that nurse looks hot as fuck tho.
i think the surprising thing is that these niggers have jobs in the first place
oh shit nigger what are you doing
Would you try fapping to shoot it out? maybe you can infect some other dude shooting a worm at him.
lol they aint NEETs like you
at least he have his helmet
shut the fuck up darkie, normal people are talking here
BIX NOOD MUHFUGGA
You gotts to be about a dumb mutha fucka
Is that really worth 10 years in jail for attempted murder?
>you wanna wrestle
lost
Attempted?
ahhh
>They said I could be anything, so I became a watermelon.
wow you so hard and edgy
>attempted
I think its the other dude's blood. See he leans like its leaking from his nose.
Is this ylyl thread? Cause i laughed.
Am i a bad person?
Pacman
his wife wanted a bbc so he compromised
Hey!
Quit bein' a meano
FFF
When shit turns black like that you need to amputate in order to prevent clotted blood re-entering the body and preventing circulation to other extremities, or getting stuck in the heart.
This guy lost his dick doing stupid shit like this. They really should teach kids about this in sex-ed, it would save these handful of dumbasses a lifetime of chastity.
>Kerplunk! - Mr Hanky edition.png
A lot of these guys do that on purpose to let their dick fall off.
On another note, I hope they all die. Nothing but a bunch of mentally ill mother fucker anyway. You hear that internet!!! To be transgendered is to be mentally ill!!!
kys