Hello everyone, would you mind telling me your favorite baked goods?

Undertale was the most over hyped piece of shit.. up until y'all listening yer shit over no man's sky..

spotted dicks

Hey goat mom, would you be down for some incest?

You kidding? There's a bake sale round the corner from your house in the ruins! All Proceeds go to real spiders.

What's that?
Okay, might you like some pie, my child?My mother's WHAT?
Spotted dicks?
Um, no..?
Oh really? I'll go there soon! I'd love to try some of the spider themed confectionaries.

Not really into baked goods.
Could say I'm a bit of a weir-dough.

My favorite baked goods ?
A furry's corpse.

Hahaha! Good one!

What's a furry?

welp, figured it was nice to ask, now bend over goat mom.

This time you don't have options here

Sans! Why must you plague this thread with your incidental food puns?

y o u
>ifunny
No.

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well i really enjoy a good apple danish. but really, anything sweet, washed down with a glass of warm goats milk. glass optional.

>I like this reply

No thank you, I think I'd rather not take orders from you.
Why hello there!
I'm a furry?
Nice.

woah bro didnt know you had a bone to pick with me

You need extermination

can i get a hug?

No thank you.
Why yes you can!

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>Okay, might you like some pie, my child?
Well, I do quite like hair pie - could I have a nibble at yours?

this is sick bruh
cheesespin.net/

you mean determination, right?

welp, dead toriel thread?

That looks delicious.
Hair pie??

no, fire.
kill
burn
gas
THE WHOLE UNDERTALE UNIVERSE IS FURRY AND THEREFORE MUST BE DESTROYED FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

hey, thanks mom. you're the best.

I'm not dead I think?

Ah yes! What an excellent dietary regiment for a young growing human

Oh! Hello there your majesty!

psst anons, since when did Asgore start shaving?

SAAAAAAANS! CAN YOU JUST ONCE LET A THREAD GO BY WITHOUT TAKING THE SPOTLIGHT?!

Ha, nice one!

tits?

skeletons, lizards and fish are furry?

*360° headspin*
You triggered the Trainfag.

You're welcome, user. I hope you have a wonderul day.
I'm not the queen anymore, young skeleton?
Oh my god where did you get that picture?

Overly loving mom like characters turn me on

whats wrong with me anons

Cream pies are the best though. Just the right amount of sweetness.

yeah, I would love giving her the dick "recipe"

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show me some more?

Skeletons are cool.
Lizards and fish are.

don't worry, i don't think anyone saved it. most people aren't that sinful.

then where's the fur, smartass?

Are you a robot?
Really now? Do you have one that I may try?
Dick recipe?
How does Cred Forums keep finding the lewds?
I hope so..?

simple you have an oedipus mom-plex

>Are you a robot?
No I go on Cred Forums
Caring and loving just seem erotically hot to me, it's so strange

I've never tried to make one, so no. I was hoping you could teach me how though.

When i say furry, i say almost anything anthro
just like when i say japanese i say asian

.xvideos.com/video22416063/toriel_giving_frisk_a_blowjob

Can you confirm that is you?

The idea of fucking my own mom is gross

It's not just moms, it's like caring and possessive are great. Older is nice but my mom is fucking disgusting

ive always been one to sit in the back. if you want the spotlight bro you can have it

you got some mom-petition to contend with first however

Oh, well, I hope you can find someone who loves and cares enough to fuck you.
I don't understand what recipe you're even talking about.
N-No! I would never!

San's "Bone marrow"

>Hair pie??
You know what I'm talking about big momma - don't pretend you forget that romp in the garden the night after we first met.

Well, a cream pie. You gotta love how they're sooo warm when they're freshly made.

this thing is really weird

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Oh my, that's quite lewd of you.
I've no idea what you're talking about.
I hope I could get to try it sometime!

When I say faggot I don't mean someone gay. I'm talking about people like you. You probably have no explanation towards why you hate furries THAT much
You shall explain

>Oh, well, I hope you can find someone who loves and cares enough to fuck you.

the fucking inst the hard part, find someone to big spoon you is

It's 4th of August 2016, on vacations in Nîmes. I was chilling on my brother's computer when suddenly my mother came in with a mysterious bag she found lying in a street. I opened it and the first thing i saw was two collecter DvD boxes of Sonic X anime. I laughed, naturally, but i was still curious... "And what if i watched it" i said to myself, so i asked the mighty internets, and they said yes, that i should watch Sonic X. And so, for the next three days, all i did was watch it. The show was bad and only made me want to kill more furniggers and decapitate Miku. If it landed in my house, it means it's a divine message, that i should lead a crusade against the Furries using powdered chlorine as a holy weapon. Anything anthropomorphic shall be obliterated for great justice.

TL;DR : I watched Sonic X

mom, what am i looking at?

jeez knew i shouldnt have let alphy know about the erotic ice maker i found...

Maybe we could! Let's head to your kitchen to make a cream pie right now!

What's spooning?
How did you get to this website my child? You're supposed to be asleep!
Sure! I'll go get the ingredients!

horrible proportions kiddo

Gud story, but doesn't explain why you hate all the furries. Most of us don't like being around the sonic or other ones anyway. That's like hating all the males because you saw a fleshlight and thought it was bad

Cool! I'll go find us aprons and mittens, and also set up whatever we may need.

>What's spooning?
being held while cuddling

I literally wanna kms (I will sign with my future trunks drawing for people to recognize me)

i didnt do it

Actually having an avatar or a signature is against the rules

Okay, let's bake! What's the recipe?
Oh, I was afraid it was going to be something far more sinful.
kms??

actually it's not

why?

i came here on frisk's phone... chara told me to... am i in trouble?

Oh well

kms= kill myself

Hmmmmm, are you sure?
May I ask why they wanted you to cum here?

Jews.

just hold me and let me suckel your breast milk

Because.
Well don't do that.
Jews?
What? Why are you suckinf on my breast, my child?

Let's make it into a banana cream pie, because I like bananas! First, use a large saucepan, and put all the milk, sugar, cornstach, and a pinch of salt in...

this slowly turns into a roleplay

you're not the loving maternal figure i need

Oh, and you're also polish! Hello brother with possibility of living in my city

hey if this is what i get in return ill show the kid all kinds of websites

i hear muffet knows how to surf the web pretty well too

when i asked her, she laughed at me and said something like "just do it for the lulz"

now my weener won't go down... am i sick?

wheres the nearest emergency exit

I live in Pulawy. Please type "Polish", not polish

Cherry pie, chocolate chip cookies with walnuts, and apple wanut fritters, in that order

>sans
>blush
>skeleton
>blood
>sweat?
the fuck toby

Okay, what's next?
Um, okay?
Sans, noooo, don't direct my children to strange websites!
I'll take care of that later, Asriel.
At your nearest school.

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Wanut?

I'm on phone mate
Apparently I use "polish", as in nail polish more than "Polish", so yea. I live in Łomża

he was probably typing with one hand

Cook and stir over medium-high heat until... Oh! We forgot to put on out aprons! Here, let me help you wear yours.

i leave this conversation

I quit life

Why would he do that?
Thank you for reminding me! I nearly forgot!

simple
its crayon blush water sweat and ketchup blood
either that or im just magic
heck if i know

i'mma go set myself on fire

Wow, nearly forgot how tall you were. Let me just... Try to tie this around your bottom... There. We're good!

Please don't.
Thank you for helping me out with the apron!

No problem! We don't want to get our clothes dirty after all. Your tushy is kinda soft by the way, ahem...

Creampies

Oh, um, thank you, I didn't know my tush was soft.
Nice.

Mint Candies!

(to the tune of Leafy is An Asshole)
undertale is cringey,
undertale is cancer,
undertale is cringey,
because of it's fans
HAH

Y-Yeah, it feels nice... Anyway! Back to the pie... Cook and stir over medium-high heat. Thickened and bubbly, like your ass... I-I mean, like until it has!

watch those slip ups there buddy
youre stepping in puncharted teritoriel
there

I, uh, yeah, okay... And then after everything's put together, I bake it right?
Hahahha!

Even in death, Carlos pulls out the big puns. Better get ol shooty out again.

W-We'll now pour the mixture in the pastry shell, carefully, then we let it settle in the fridge for a while.

goat mom is cool and all but this is a really sad thread full of sad people.

if you use 4CX and hover over this image it looks like rathalos is setting me on fire

Yes, let's read a book while we wait.

Lighten up. Just some people having a bit of fun.
Its not hurting anyone.
If you don't like it, you don't have to stick around

Oh dear I forgot my picture.

You could do that, or we could start chopping up bananas to make it a banana cream pie!

Hey everyone, OPToriel here. I'm glad all of you came to shitpost with me, have a great night, I'm gonna go get some sleep in the off chance I might actually be able to do that tonight. Happy wet dreams, lovelies~!

yeah im bone tired too
night tori

Hey mom! What's going on in this thre-

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Goodnight! Maybe the pie will be all ready for baking when you come back! ^^