What is the most autistic thing you have ever seen?

what is the most autistic thing you have ever seen?

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I have a friend whose kid can't stand on one foot.

You nigga

The legacy Cred Forums has left on the minds of kids on shit like Instagram. "Dank memes daily, shitposter and proud lol"
Cred Forums isn't the cancer. It's influence is the cancer

Those threads where you pick your theme song for a school shooting are the most autistic thing there is, besides that kid who can't stand on one foot I'd kill that little bastard.

>inb4 screenshot of this thread.

that hedgehog shit is pretty autistic to me, especially the ones that are "faster than sonic" or "like to beat up bullies"

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We should make all kids take a test to see of they can stand on 1 foot.
If they fail, we chop off one of their legs.

what was tthe name of that dark sonic guy again? the one with purple and black, that one was autistic as fuck.

this

coldsteel my nigga.

nvm, got it. doesn't really get more autistic than this.

the sonnic fan base is so weird, without a doubt

holy fuck dude

Furries trans people and cp fags

>Cred Forums isn't the cancer. It's influence is the cancer
you sound fucking retarded

Cred Forums is cancer

"reply or.." is autistic as shit but not as autistic as the faggots who actually reply

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Not sure if really autistic, but...

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there are over 10 sonic folders in his porn acchive. there is nothing more autistic than this.

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looks like a fat yahtzee

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I did a calculation.
41, which is 9% of the whole thing.
41 sonic folders, including ships and shit.
And bee porn, seriously.

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folder guy here

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I would love to break his face.

ships?

granted what they are fighting is some serious faggotry

i see nothing autistic here just a good teacher

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>nothing personnel...kid
oh my god

"Cream u Chris"
When you ship two people together.

>dislikes... my dad

haha dammit i lost

what he did to muh car roof?

this is exactly how i depict someone that watches anime.

He's a condescending prick
>inb4 bait

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This is as fascinating as keeping a spider as a pet near your desk.

haha

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when i was a kid i used to fantasize about a girl in my class. in this fantasy we both were fishes. she was a big one, i was a small one. and we swam in a pool where everyone was watching. she had to catch me, and eventually she did. then i ended up in her stomach where i sat and that part of the fantasy felt really good.

i wonder if any of these people know how autistic and weird they are

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Nah, most likely not. They'll just brush it off by thinking that we're the weird ones for not liking whatever weird shit they're into.

Why is he pooping on a car?

>nine inch nails (the band)
idk why but i lost really hard

>also earings arent gurly fuck you khaoskid663 everyone know your a fuckin pokemon scammer fagot
my sides

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also dislikes trent rezner. i wonder how that works out

>pyrocynical
i have several questions

apparently 60-70% of us is autistic as fuck

>Session #120

lies

cmon man
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Just about anyone that posts on/makes a shota,fur or trap/bbc thread. That's autistic,retarded and gay at the same time,you can't beat that.

I'll try my best to answer them.
But i think instead i'll calculate the percentage of fur in this folder.

Albert Einstein or Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart are the two most autistic people I know.

The fact that you felt it necessary to go take a quiz just to make sure you weren't autistic really just proves that you are.

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what do you like about sonic porn?
i mean it is drawn porn and it is sonic. how is that arousing?

I have to wonder if this is done on purpose as satire at this point.

>people I know
>Mozart & Einstein
>living in 2016
>mfw

kek that's not my folder.
I found the pic on a R34 thread.

fake & gay

he looks kinda menacing. like hes going to TAKE your farts

okay, but what do you like about sonic porn?

Nothing
Absolutely nothing
When i saw this and how much FUCKING sonic porn he had i went batshit insane.

So that's how it starts uh?
When I was a kid I fantasized about becoming a dinosaur. I actually started to believe that I was, in fact, a Parasaurolophus and started telling all the kids that they were also dinosaurs.
I eventually grew out of it and it never had any repercussion on my social life but I can imagine people with factors that weaken their mental ability (such as autism) who can't never grow out of this phases thus becoming furries, vore-fags and the likes.

Fuck, my english is bad..

come on now

but if you dont think sonic porn is aruousing, why do you have it. is is out of interest in those things? like: "it doesn't arouse me, but it is fascinating."

Serious question: why do they do it? I mean, people can like whatever they want. If a guy watches MLP in his own house and likes it, fucking let him. But to take it that step further, to become... one of them... what makes it happen? Are they not aware of how it makes them appear to the world around them? Is it just bad decision making, or are they oblivious? Do they do it ironically?

fuck off with that shit cunt

Nah i'll explain it to you,
I don't have this folder.
I don't own Sonic porn.
I saw the picture in a R34 thread and made an edit to the said pic.

that is a really interesting theory! sounds legit to me.

the whole demographic is wrong. everyone knows is underage b& posters, and male neets

My friends and I refer to a person like this an an 'I'm random'. I hate I'm randoms.

can someone explain to me why autists like fedoras and sonic so much?

did you delete the folder? are you ashamed of your sonic porn? and now that we found it out you removed it?

kek

My theory is that they grew up with Sonic in their childhood, liked Amy so much that they wanted more and got raised by 9gag

maybe it is because the characters in the sonic universe are very one dimensional, one is jolly, one is bold, one is adamant etc. they have only one personality, which is easy to understand for autists. also, they have this 12yo "coolness" factor. which is exactly what autists love. and ofcourse videogames.

i have no idea about the fedora's tho

It's the same process that is responsible for the "act of following a style". When someone puts on an "obey" hat and records a wine lipsinging some trashy popular song or when a guy puts on a Blood on the Dance Floor t-shirt and rocks his viper piercings, they do it because they feel like they belong in that class of style, which includes a set of interests, activities and mostly other people who supposedly share the same feelings. Everyone tries to fit in with other people who look alike and share the same interests, but when you have no personality whatsoever you resort to the "styles". Furries and pony-fags are not different: they want to belong somewhere, apparently there's a rather large group of people who share the same interests for MLP, Sonic or whatever so they go out of their way to show they fit into the style, not realizing how obviously unnatural that is.

The first smart thing anyone on this site has posted

really good post, here is a pot of gold for you.

can you please explain the fedora and/or sonic fetishes to us as well?

link to the test pls i wanna know

This.

psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism-quiz.htm

you could have googled it, you autie

So it's just for the guaranteed acceptance? I mean, you can't just get into a group because you feel like it. A hamplanet isn't going to get to join a group of supermodels just because she feels like a supermodel, and so a balding, Neo Matrix jacket wearing fedora becomes a brony because he knows they can't turn him away?

I looked up his deviantart, boy am I mad. Hahahahaha ;( why would god gibe life to these "people".

fedora explained according to low-quality source:

1. get bullied all day for being a nerd
2. watch the godfather, see fedora
3. autistic brain: don corleone has a fedora, no one fucks with don corleone, therefore: no one fucks with a fedora.
4. purchase a fedora

I think that the fedora is simply a fashion accessory that is tied with what's supposed to be a "manly" article of clothing. Many think that by simply wearing a fedora you become classy and automatically step above the "average class", this turning from a boy to a man.
With Sonic the point is different a slightly more complicated: Sonic, and other characters from the Nintendo franchise such as Mario and Megaman, is a very 2d, linear and colorful figure. The games themselves are very loud, ripetitive and have some sort of patterns that somehow resonate with some intricate triggers that enchant autistic people. If you had the opportunity to meet and befriend any of these people in real life you would know what I'm talking about, sadly my knowledge of the English language doesn't allow me to show my points in a clearer way.

A think a balding, Neo Matrix jacket wearing fedora becomes a brony because his idea of what's cool and acceptable doesn't resonate with anything that he sees around him. He doesn't fit in with his highschool mates nor anyone around him. So he turns to the internet and finds out a whole lot of other people just like him and among whom a lot is into this cartoon called MLP. Being a brony is a very distinctive characteristic of one person, it doesn't come from out of nowhere, this means that if nothing makes you special being a brony does. That's why people wear metal t-shirts or they go around with feathers in their hair: they want to show that they belong in that special group of people.

very interesting beings, those autists

Goodbye Western civilization. Enjoy it while you can folks.

cringe in the comments aside, this is a pretty great cat.