>go into your room
>see this
what do?
Go into your room
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REKT GENERAL.
"Get the fuck out of my room, I'm playing minecraft!"
choke her till dead with that thing
Throw that thing away and fuck her in the ass.
rip it off of her and then fuck her for even thinking should could dominate me. I'm all for prostate stimulation, but keep it to a finger or two when you're blowing me. If I wanted to get fucked by a big black dick, I'd commit a crime to go to prison.
prepare thy anus.
360 and walk away
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>implying you wouldnt submit to her dominant voice when she tells you to bend over
Turn 180 degrees and drop my phone
Lost my shit.
bend over and beg her to show no mercy...
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sauce? those tits are glorious
Would ask her to peg me hard
Here's a good POV of a futa android shoving a strapon in your mouth.
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I'm a smith.
I'm conflicted. the dominatrix is sort of appealing, but what I really lust after is that seriously nice anvil.
Cant wait for futa to hit VR porn
gotta suck her strapon first
Sauce on this?
The only logical thing is to call the wife, tell her to get in here cause some bitch with a strapon is gonna fuck the everlovin shit out of her while I fuck strapon bitch in the ass.
hot af. moar?
do you know how much a double-bick anvil that weight costs?
Suck it? I'd take it in every hole balls-deep if I got to keep the anvil afterwards.
Get raped or die a virgin.
I'm going to ride my wife's strap on tonight.
Tell it to lose 15 pounds and lrn2situps then kick it the fuck out and stretch out on my bed.
please post anvils
Bop her on the nose. If that doesn't work, bop her on the dick.
This is interesting. Moar?
A hope works double-bick 254KG (560lbs) anvil, not including dlivery, costs £ 1,996.05, about 2,500 dollars.
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dude stop being a smith and open up an anvil making business. Seems easy.
I dont have a few million for a foundry capable of casting high-carbon steel, then heat-treating said chunks of steel that big.
Wish I did.
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Rekt and erect
>180
But you would be facing her again m8
haha xD
I cant see that being healthy for anyone's hole.
might be mind-blowing once or twice, but probably also sphincter-blowing too.
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bend over and spread my ass cheeks like she has trained me. I wanna be a good cuck for my hotwife
I tell her thats too big, and then give her my strapon to let her fuck me.
I would ask her if she has anything shorter. That thing could kill me.
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i got the pink one but without the black. Feels great.
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Pull down my pants, bend over and hope I've applied enough lube.
Ill go back to fucking your mom
But I was in my room the whole time...
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Lel
>"Do it, you tease!"
Lube up...
Not into femdom but been fucked by 3 different chicks with strapons. It's fucking rad. Feeling titties on your back as she hits your prostate and moans in your ear is hot AF. It usually ends with PIV sex and then you have a girl that is all into you. Not saying that will last but good times can be had.
Well seems like my daughter is cosplaying Miley again... I tell her to clean her room I guess. Teenagers.
Be thankful I have someone willing to try new things instead of 5 min fuck sessions till it hurts her and she goes to bed.
>> Grab the dong suggestively acting coy
>> Use force and pull her towards me
>> Grab her by the neck
"I'm going to use this on your asshole"
I thought we agreed on the other strap
Tsk Tsk, so many ultra macho responses, I really think you guys are compensating for something.
who says I'm a guy ;)
OUT
OUT
OUT
"guys" was used plurally to reference a group of people in a non gender specific manner, but good to know ;)
cringelord wants to wear a strapon over his flaccid dick too
did you just assume my gender?
>he's never fucked a girl in her puss while she has a dildo in her ass
Punch her in the face as hard as I can. Rip that thing off her and use it on her until I am hard enough to fuck the shit out of her and leave her crying on the floor
reddit fag
tsk tsk overcompensating arent we, you know you secretly want it to fill up your asshole.
Depends on how drunk I am.
How it goes, niggers?
source?
let's skip the borderline shit and just go full sissy.
What if l don't care about humilation, feminization and all this bullshit and just like to be banged by my gf's strapon?
Ps true story
yes I like.
reminds me of my stepmom on my 13th birthday, except the stapon wasn't that big, she started me off with a seven incher.
But you're facing the same direction
Forced perspective causes mobster hands.
So new, but so old....
what's half of 360?
Fucking this, this sissy/white race extinction fetish needs to end
i'd like to see some scared qt forced by big guy to straponfuck him.
because why not?
Take a crouching position and let her do what she must
Ask for my coat back.
now why would you want that?
Rip that shit off and beat that pussy like a champion.
whatever do you mean? sissy fetish has nothing to do with black people. it can, but it's not required.
dumping maybe
so fucking edgy
are you calling cookie-cutter porn captions edgy? really?
I fuckin love anal, I'm emotionally straight but bicourious in case of fucking. In relationship. No cheating, no threesomes so... strapon and analplay every now and then.
=D
so are you averse to getting fucked by an actual dick?
let's say futanari actually exist and they're not the real world version which is creepy manjawed monster. let's say pic related wanted to fuck you.
Definitely date. A girl into top-fetishes is almost good-great tier, sexually.
But girls like this exist already...
But it came from that, cut the roots, kill the plant
yeah, creepy monsterfaces that are obviously male.
Not the one I seen last night
you were drunk and it was dark.
I want you to put just one single drop of lube on
the tip and push that thing ALL the way up my butthole HARD!
Then pull it out slooow wait until my sphincter
clinches. Rinse and repeat.
Is this actually a guy?
Nice mushroom-headed stallion dick, there!
No
I woke up with my dick hard so had to fap before work. But yea I mostly watch trans when drunk
>working on saturday
nope. just like all great sissy captions, it makes you think it could not be though.
shout "Il never join you"
here, i'll make it up to you. here's one that's actually a guy.
Are read what I've been saying fuck tard
>so are you averse to getting fucked by an actual dick?
nope. I am just unable to have feels about men. If I were single I'd be ok with having fuckbuddy to ram each other asses, grab a beer afterwards and get back home alone. Also I don't get aroused by view of man's naked body. Actual manfucking makes me hard.
>let's say futanari actually exist and they're not the real world version which is creepy manjawed monster. let's say pic related wanted to fuck you.
I prefer photoshopped shemales. Not into chinese cartoons really. If my gf would miraculusly grew a dick one day... that'd be nice.
Ask her who were having tonight
What did I do wrong again now mooom?!
But why the condom? Easy cleaning?
Yeah that or sometimes dildos cause an allergic reaction and creates a burning sensation.
>burning sensation
sounds fun
Get a boner
could be several reasons.
some toys can absorb too easily, so its more hygienic. The other obvious one is of course that the user may be switching between several recipients, or going from anal to vaginal on a woman. Generally, use of a condom over a toy is sensible if its absolutely not a closed-couple relationship, its got to be said.
not tonight, mom.
360 and walk away. then ask her what her sign is.
I started trying this kind of action the other day with an old girlfriend I see randomly. Went in easier than I thought.
this is kind of a holy grail item
I can't find any place on the internet to buy such a monster
it doesn't look pleasant
Like 420 or something
It doesn't look like Donald Pleasance, maybe.
Swap out that BBC for a smaller one then BEND OVER
Nothing gay about it.
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That's the dream, right there.
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Anyone want a few more?
Yes mommy
bring it on
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Take it away and beat her with it
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Isn't that actually a rubber fuck toy though?
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Propose marriage?
and i'm spent
Same here. Enjoying anal stimulation isn't automatically gay and doesn't make you a sissy. I just want my GF to nail my prostate and give me mind blowing orgasms.
"No, boy. You can't cum unless it's by the vibrator on your prostate."
" -B...-But it's not *ow* touching my *ungh* prostate!"
"Silly! That's because you haven't adapted enough to the length!"
"*Urgh* ....Yes, maam *Ungh*"