How would you kill yourself

Thats would be painful as hell since you would start to burn up in atmosphere

I would wrap piano wire around my neck, tie it to the top of a building and glue my hands to my neck and jump off.

I'm not talking about suicide bombing you fag.
I'm comfortable with explosives and if I had to go some way I'd do it in a way I know I could pull off with no fuckups.

It would also be painless at the speed of 1000+ meters per second.

I think you mean your head you edgy dumbaas

Rope around the neck and doorknob. Sit down. Lose consciousness in about 10 seconds. Profit. Don't do it though. Suicide is selfish as hell. Someone has to be the one to find your sad ass sitting there.

Hold my breath until I'm unconscious.

long heroin run, when i got too tired of being tired i would get high and shoot myself in the head

Oh man thanks you changed my life.

im gonna do that tonight after my wife leaves, thanks!

Set a trap and then some how repress any memory of setting the trap. Don't see it coming.

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Lol shoots nose out

Think I'll stick to the helium method

What kind of gun shaped printer is he using and why does it print letters on his shirt perfectly but splashes him with red ink? Or did he change his shirt while pulling the trigger ?

Suspension hanging

OD on datura

if you genuinely think suicide is selfish kill yourself

worst fake ever

>start laughing
>walk into other room while laughing
>grab largest caliber I own
>walk out of room still laughing
>place barrel in mouth and blow brains out
Bitch is so damn clever I fucking killed myself. That'll teach her to mutter shit under her breath.

>not knowing what blood spatter looks like
>smirking right before you pull the trigger
>turn off camera, add blood, turn on camera throw head back

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Here you go.

>methode

tantō all the way

>ride weather balloons into upper atmosphere
>od on hallucinogens/psychedelics

or just jump once I got too cold

Only complete retards actually try this. There are a hundred ways to go that are better than this.

wait what, i don't understand how this works

Via explosion or something else quick and painless.

Either that or try to make my death useful in some way. Like, maybe heading to some shit hole country and trying to take out the local tyrant or something.

With my new blackpowder remington 1858 8'' .44 cal roundball to the head

only legal weapon here... will be blackpowder an hero

SAME

>explosion
>painless
literally ripping yourself into chunks

Laxatives. Just take like 5 boxes and go into like a wedding dress shop or stay the night at a friends house who has white bed sheets and let the winds carry me away as I leave chocolate ass pudding everywhere in a panic attack from the poisoning and the massive amounts of shit spewing from my rectum.

43 faps in a row

I've always thought about a bullet to the head, just honestly I don't want to look like a retard with my brains blown out and my eyes bulging out of their sockets when my loved ones see me. I've been starting to consider just jumping from a tall building.

Start off with a 6 hour police car chase and drive into a brick wall when I start to run out of gas. Or would drinking bleach make you happy

>drinking bleach
are you fucking stupid

jump in front of subway. for the insurance.

Hitting one of These shit in my throat

From a movie
V/H/S

weak grot

Fuck off retard

There's a delay between the time when something happens and when it forms a conscious thought. If your falling as fast as it's possible to (terminal velocity), then bc of the delay when you hit the ground and die your brain is still showing you being 6 meters off the ground