Any anons ever fucked a celebrity?

Your mom's a celebrity on Craigslist

I've fucked two, 15 years ago I fucked Sara Jessica Parker. Three months ago I nailed weather women, it was a pitty fuck.

Bitches love me, you don't have to believe, I can post truth.

>you're

then post faggot

Learn English first, faggot

story?

Rita Ora

>Sara Jessica Parker.
That's so disgusting than I have no doubt you are telling the truh.

Does a celebs mom count? Pre celeb?

He speaks the truth

Famous bar tender chic, not really a celeb, but known throughout the state. She's fucked some famous musicians.

>
>>you're

>yor

Emma Watson and Taylor Swift. Tay Tay loves anal and loves to be dominated. Watson loves to take control and ride you to oblivion.

Rebel Wilson, Melissa McCarthy and Gabourey Sidibe

Christina Ricci in 1994

Had a friend who lived in Montclair whose sister was friends with Ricci's sister. We hung out and hooked up a few times, had sex once. It was 14 year old sex so nothing special.

Are you a wannabe actor or so?

George Michael.

No homo tho, I just like his music.

Amy Schumer & Sarah Silverman

Send pics faggot I want to see Silverman's asshole

Nice, I buy it

Schumer? I wouldn't fuck her if she paid me

No details, sorry, but it was a wonderful fuck.

havnt got a cam with me then - btw her ass was fucking hairy couldnt even find that hole

>fucking disney dan man sluts
i remember my first beer

Selena get a few years back. Met her at a party. It was during her sloppy chub period but I've always badly wanted to fuck her, it was still good.

I banged the fuck outta Angelina Jolie, why do you think her marriage is over? My huge Pork-Sword That's Why!

no just your mum

ITT: people lie about who they fucked and then expect us to believe it.

I think you mean Dan "hold em tighter their all fighters" Schnider

Checked

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I've been in the same room with a guy who was on 2 episodes of a Nick show and one episode of a Comedy Central show. I woulda fucked him if he were into it.

Fuck! Both?

>Sara Jessica Parker

details? she blow you, was the pussy, tight, wet smelly? were those tits nice or flapjacks?

was her ass bony or nice?

I got a blowjob from Natasha barnes way back in 2005, shes currently Performing Cinderella in London west end stage Lol.

This girl in my area had a leaked video of herself with a dildo that everyone had seen, I fucked her one night.

i had sex with jimmy saville years ago

topkek

That's not a celebrity

I fucked Rihanna in California just when she was getting out there. You know that mr dj song or whatever the fuck it was called? Yeah, around that time just when she started getting famous. Wasn't anything special, just a generic fuck, but I came pretty quickly and didn't get her number.

My two friends were pretty drunk but one remembers and can confirm this actually happened, 100% certain it was her, saw her twice after that when she got really big and she pretended she didn't know who I was but she obviously did, probably didn't want the media to get hold of a story or something

I had sex with him recently.

I fucked one of the olsin twins right as they were becoming famous.

>this
100% of these stories are bullshit, and if you buy any of them, then gtfo Cred Forums

She was in Doc martin t.v series , I count it as a celebrity, also it wasn't a bad program either, quite funny at the time being able to put it on t.v and think that she sucked me off.

kek

ITT: lies

I let Bob Saget suck my left nut.

I once had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom

This is the only one partially believable

haven't fucked a celebrity, but i have had sex with retired pornstars. got crabs from faye reagan in vegas back in june

are you white or black? or other?

I jerked off Micheal Jackson years ago! He wrote the song Beat It for me!

She wasn't a celebrity but she was on the cover of an independent porn movie. Not amazing but they spent money on actually producing box covers for physical copies of the movie. I'll look online and see if I can find it. I'm guessing this was around 2004.

You'd be surprised man, it's a small world. People are really interconnected.

If anybody could even post an ounce of proof, I might buy it, but there's absolutely no reason to believe it.

says the sperg lord

White, I'm actually from England, but was on holiday.

Selena died in the 90s you liar.

That's fucken gross man, Faye Reagan has genital warts too.

Beat it, Beat it, take my fucking load and eat it.

you're lucky man, she has herpes, crabs at least leaves if treated properly

krysta cameron from iwrestledabearonce forced me to grope her boobs after she walked into the crowd at a show, when I went to leave after the next band, she was at the merch table and got me to meet her after the show

Fingered Hannah Tointon (UK celeb) in a night club toilet a few years ago.

he probably meant Selena Gomez

I'm a celeb and I occasionally masturbate, so I suppose that counts.
>you've all seen me on tv but not in movies or fiction programs

lucky bastard - she usually fucks niggers only

Wreck It Ralph?

jimmy saville?

Ya. smg

dudes don't count.

Agree with you there but it would probs be easy for someone if they could get into the celebrity social groups.

What does that even mean?

My buddy fucked a half conscious Tara Reid. She barfed during the sex but he kept going.

damn son
If this was true, I'd be jealous

Maybe it was something after fame? Her attitude was different when I met her, but she seems like a stuck up, egotistical bitch now. I'd smash again though 100%

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Michael Jackson.... when i was 7

>what does that even mean

see? sperg lord

You're just jealous you've not fucked any celebrities.

nah, that was a rumor. she still has great tits, just heavier.
she didn't have an outbreak so there was so risk of getting herpes. she told up front before i fucked her. yeah, just shaved and got some special shampoo.

go to bed guy fieri

fine faggots, proof.

But remember it was Sarah 15 years ago.

are you nathanforyou?

You're actually not that far off hahaha

25 years ago in her changing room at Earls Court

I am impressed. To stay hard while fucking a decomposed cat takes mad skills.

I saw Hugh Jackman once when he was doing advertisment for his newest shitty movie.
I stared at him for like 4 seconds, which, according to feminist is literally rape.

tl;dr: i fucked wolverine with my eyes
Ps: im not cyclops

so you're a chubby chaser...nasty

got fucked by Kellin Quinn once
it was pretty bad

Kerri strugg

Was 4 years ago. Butterfacey yes, but shit was more fun than I thought it would be.

I bet you have buddy

that was actually pretty funny for Cred Forums.

If you fucked SJP post-Hocus Pocus, then we don't give a fuck

Ill be damned, i was wondering the same

>I appeared on the most recent Deadpool movie

Andrew Zimmerman

So you're a plate of ribs huh

Dammit Pierce!

>thinks you cant get herp if there isnt an outbreak

lol

Not that anyone will believe me but yes I have. A one night stand with Summer Glau.

I googled the meaning of sperg lord and it actually describes the behaviour you have shown very well.

Deadpool movie was shit go hang yourself
the only good character was the guy that worked at the bar
it was the most unintelligent, American humour possible, it was like the Adam Sandler of superhero films

Was that when Casper came out? I don't remember how she looked in 94

Is that faye? Damn she looks diffrently then i thought she would now. Does she have a insta or anything?

not a celebrity, but I was in a relationship with a girl in college who went on to be the town's News Host intern. She got to meet all the famous people and she made a load of money off it. I still brag about her to my fiancee, which she hates obviously

You were closer with guy.
>hint: I own burger joints

ronald mcdonald?

Wasn't she like 16 or 17 when during that time?

If you could prove this, I would go to great lengths to cement you as the king of Cred Forums

I fucked the chick in Hanson

You're saying that because everyone else on Earth loved it and you're a hipster faggot that cannot enjoy things because it hurts your ego.

I also bet you can't stand pop music and make references a lot online about how you hate Justin Bieber.

You're a spooky black sheep and don't follow the crowd.

Faggot. It was a good movie and Justin Bieber, despite being an actual fag when he was younger, had made some bangers lately and is good to listen to. Come to terms with the fact that you do enjoy shit and you're not special

Faggot

Here's a totally random one. Gotta be a complete oldfag to get it
>the girl from Small Wonder
>went to college together
>hooked up a couple times
>not actually a robot but kind of fucks like one

Bob Belcher?

I fucked Saoirse Ronan. AMA.

before or after her body became a train wreck, or rather could you estimate which year the incident occurred

Miranda Cosgrove?

Took this pic of Sarah Jessica Parker's pussy, completely candid creepshot. She fucked pretty good. Shit was so cash.

Fuck knows, looked at least 22. It's not like she would have told anyway, and anyone would have believed me, apart from said one friend who just praises me for it

I am delighted by this if true!

so after years and years of being railed by specifically large cocks, how did her pussy feel, was it still acceptable, or did you feel like you were fucking a pringle's can?

Ramsey?

had sex with donatella versace - bitch gives nice bj

yep, is her. bitch is so disgusting looking.

You realise that's Voldemort in a wig, right?

I have nothing against mainstream?
Deadpool was just genuinely shit, people are allowed to have opinions?
Or has mummy told her special snowflake he's always right?

no im the blonde girl on icarly

i dont remember her name sorry

Sort of...she's semi-famous and about to get a lot more famous because she's starring in a tv show.

No but I would smash the living day lights out of her

Describe in detail?

Do porn stars count?

I fucked Gauge one drunken night long ago. I don't tell anyone cause why deal with people's disbeliefe.

It was pretty awesome. I came in two minutes, apologized, then nailed that ass for another 40 minutes. Bj always great. Had to put the thought of how many cocks she's had in her out of my head though.

Stephen Fry fucked my ass when I was 19.

Dan, are you, you are?

yeah sure but still was great

Met her after a Shimmer show, before she signed with WWE. We both marked out talking wrestling stories and just hit it off. I regret not gettin those digits. Finn is a lucky bruh.

I fucked a chick in Ibeza to show Avichi i was kool

I have (and still do, as we're in a relationship).

She's not an A-list celebrity. But you'd all know her name and face.

So, do you know icarly?

u unloaded in this poon? Fucking asshole, I assumed she was still tight since she hadn't fucked every rapper yet

got groped by don vito when i was 12

I fucked Randy Travis with a twelve inch plastic toy

I hooked up with Famke Janssen in 2010 at Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

extremely jealous
I imagine his semen makes you smarter

I am right. And your opinion is wrong if it's countered by a fact.

Not shocking in the least

Met her outside a club in Carlow.

I love that game lol. Is she popular here?
Post more clues.

I had sex with a pornstar in Prag who was doing escort if that counts.

I fucked the kool aid guy once, shit was c̶a̶s̶h̶ kool

I was raped by Bugs Bunny behind the log flume at Six Flags.

He's a lot bigger in person, you know.

If members of parliament count as celebrities, then yes. Otherwise no.

I believe you bro, but seriously man, don't you get bored after 15mins, how did you go to 40mins?

details? are her tits fake, they've always seemed fake to me

I once fucked OP'a mom, but she is more of a local celebrity for being the town whore.

Crystal meth. I could have gone for 4 hours.

my mother is going to die regardless of whether or not i reply to this post. she's not immortal.

no not here, she's an athlete actually

Negasonic teenage warhead I follow her insta she is 10/10

I fucked the chick from open water. Susan Blanchard Ryan. In the basement of the 42nd st Manhattan library. 2004 Saturn awards actress of the year

Jesus, man.
What did you do to her?

Finn's gay dude.

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Yeah, i fuck Scarlett Johansson every day after work and Katy Perry on the weekends. Although there was that one time i fucked them both. It was my birthday gift.

>athlete=manlike
sorry, bro. best luck next time

I dated a girl that later became a pretty well known actress, got lead role in a local sitcom. Didn't fuck her though because I'm a retarded person. I still cringe when I remember all those times she obviously signaled "lets fuck, enough of this kissing stuff" and I didn't get it.

I said "hi" to her

Did she do the voice?

I actually met her at a strip club and I thought she was a hooker at first because she was super aggressively coming on to me. Turns out she wasnt a hooker but was pretty drunk. figured out who she was after a few drinks and she took me down the street to an appartment and we fucked on a couch. i was like 22 years old so she is definitely the oldest person ive had sex with but shes hot so who cares. the tits felt real to me but thats also awhile ago she could have gotten them done after.

I'm constantly being fucked by the rising house prices in the UK.

I was the manager of a popular night club in London and know Rita quite well.
She sucked my dick one night in my office not long after she broke up with Ricky Hilfiger.

kek'd

I can't name her .. because... but in her famous years I was in her circle. Beetle, Edward, Girl

gotta be honest though, the Deadpool movie wasn't that great. Shitty effects, shitty dialogues, good jokes (sometimes) + they weren't accurate with the metal guy from x-men (He changes form into iron and is just a normal American => youtube.com/watch?v=mOF-OXLHMFE . In the deadpool movie he sounds like a fucking Russian and he's permanently iron)

So no. The guy you were talking to is completely right. I think you're being the faggot here.

And no I do not hate Justin Bieber.

Faggot.

I knew a guy who fucked the Veronica twins before they became popstars. They were kinda overrated though to be honest.

I was an extra on game of thrones. I went to the bathroom and Nat Dorm was washing her hands. I was star struck and she said hi. Small talk led to me banging her doggy in a port-o-let. Not the best choice, but her slop hole was so warm and moist. I nutted in her. I was worried for a while I got her preggerz

sure

>kinda

lol
They were fucking retarded, milenial-tier shit.

Seems legit, actually, maybe too legit...

Shit was cash don't be jelly, newfag

was guage high too?

cool story Cred Forumsro

damn user, sorry to hear about your herpes
yeah, she got older and the drugs took it toll, but she would still catch it. she did catch it. we fucked each other stupid. nah, she's an escort in vegas tho
it was tight. apparently doing keggles works wonders. her nipples aren't nearly as puffy anymore tho :(

ah well, everything is fictionous here right? xD

lol underrated post here

how were her dick sucking skills sir, could you rate it on a 1-10 scale?

you can get herpes outbreak or not fam, be careful

I went to Hogwarts together with Hermione Granger. Pushed my wand waaaay up her pooper. Twice.

are you really sure that's Faye? it really doesn't look like her, even if she were to gain a lot of weight, I don't see the resemblance

I gave Kevin Spacey a BJ once, it happened a few months after he finished The Negotiator. It was awkward as fuck, I mean I seriously consider myself straight, but that man can has crazy seductive abilities.

>Vannessa Puddgins
I have no idea who that is

I fucked Stacy's mom and she definetly had it going on.

i dated robert plants son in high school,fucked him loads of times...he moved to america with hes shit band.

Vanessa hudgens

Of course celebrities get fucked, you idiot. How do you think they have kids? Immaculate conception?

I want to believe

Taylor?

>Fast sucker
>slowed down after 3 mins
>lot of tongue work around my head
>stopped sucking and jerked me off for a few minutes
>came in her mouth and she swallowed
>whole thing lasted about 10 mins
8/10

nigga you gay

No it wasn't

OP implies that it's not a typical occurrence for a non-celebrity, industry insiders not withstanding, to have fucked a celebrity, thus making it an interesting topic of conversation for the denizens of Cred Forums

Damn bro nice

Are Secret Story contestants considered celebrities? If so, yes.

seeing how many friends in my group are doing shit with their lives, its not surprising to think that many girls ive fucked will eventually become famous. like one of my main girls is a cam girl and model. another one is a model with a huge jewelry business and her bf is getting some attention as a rap star. one girl lost a ton of weight and is like a supporting role for a cooking show on tv. also whenever i visit my home country i get with these two super fine hostess girls and theyre both fucking the minister of justice of that country. oh and one girl is already internet famous and i thnk she blew or fucked the fat guy from workaholics

Wendy?

Anita Sarkeesian
Met her at CSU, she wasn't nearly as bad then.
Give me shit all you want, but that women can ride some dick.

Kek ... my friend's little brother used to fancy the chick in Hanson at school.
We've never let him forget it.

my thoughts and prayers are with you

I want to believe

Colossus is supposed to be Russian you hipster.

Sure it would have been cool to see him transforming into his steel form but the movie was a little strapped for cash considering they had to turn down most of the money to keep Fox from fucking it up like they did with the Xmen movies

>celebrity
who is she supposed to be?

this girl in highschool

lucky bastard

Naïce you have now Mick Jagger's AIDS :D Yay!

sounds like a drunk friday night

I fucked Jenny (can't remember her last name) when she was a YTV host. She was visiting my city (not Toronto).
She was at a bar with another girl (sister or maybe cousin)
Anyway pic is her

Wahlburger

Orgy with icarlys...
I want to believe.

kek'd at
>im not cyclops

Would be funnier if your name was Scott, do that next time user.

fucked a background extra from "Raising Hope"

Seemed legit until
>I was worried for a while I got her preggerz

Nigga, you marry the fuck out of a woman like her...

>she didn't have an outbreak so there was so risk of getting herpes.
There's still a chance. (Source: Me. I have herpes)
>yeah, just shaved
AKA you likely had a lot of small open sores
>and got some special shampoo.
There is no anti-STD Shampoo! You need to get tested, son!

I was extremely close to getting a blowjob from Keira knightley on a party with drugs and shit in early 2014.

Tj miller?

Early 2011*

The shaving and shampoo is *after* he got crabs, user. That's how you treat it.

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Wasn't even that bad man.
Wouldn't do it now because she turned from a pretty cool girl, to a massive cunt(Her professor was a fucking bitch and a half and is 100% to blame for anita turning into what she is).

Over all though not bad in bed.
7.5/10

In that job i saw lots of stuff that don't make the papers.
I was in a long term relasionship and that stopped me from having sex with others.
I was hoping to have sex with her at a later time but i've only seen/spoken to her twice since but that was a year ago.

Underrated post

I have had awful shitty bitchy professors, and did not let them turn me into whatever the male equivalent of an Anita is. The blame is *not* 100% on some shitty professor. A good chunk (likely the majority) of the blame is on the person who allows him/herself to be changed.

>tl;dr
Get the fuck out. We read over here, faggot.

Is Downs sexually transmitted?

Kek

Interesting you mention Montclair. A friend of mine got involved with Laura Prepon in Montclair right before she moved to LA

Different person here. No, seriously. That movie was pure shit. Most sad, juvenile garbage I've seen in years.

I actually believe this one.

Okay, I've had sex with Denise Richards (before she got with Charlie) and a fairly famous porn star and maybe a couple of other porn stars. Wife fucked Anna Paquin (actually it was the other way around) Also years ago right around the time either right before or first season of True Blood.

Lmao everyone believes u....

You glorious son of a bitch. Did she go and sleep in a closet when you where done?

I don't know man, like if you could have saw what I saw. It was like the slow morph of a kinda boring but cool overall girl to a giant bitch because of how much shit and rhetoric her professor was filling her head with.

So as babies?

Was Denise in her prime then?

fucked a local news reporter here in Louisville, she was real paranoid about being seen or out

I fingered Miley Cyrus, but that was like 14 years ago.

It was well after Wild Things, but yeah she still looked fucking good (a bit skinny fat not not much at all) and she was super cool and really into playtime so she was a lot of fun.

I fucked iggy azalea about 11 years ago when we were both teenagers, she still lived on my street in a place called Mullumbimby and went my school. We had sex quite a lot but we broke up because she was too clingy. She left for America about a year later and I haven't spoken to her since

yup. she's a shadow of her former self, but she's pretty cool considering all that she's been through. great tits.
i haven't fucked many girls with herpes (as far i know, usually they're open with it) guess i've just been lucky, but i'll be cautious from now on. this user here:
gets it. i got tested, and all i had was crabs, which are now gone btw. all in all, i had fun with her

Natalie ried. Some Paris Hilton lookalike that won a contest for playboy. She is from Winnipeg, which is where I'm at. She was sloppy drunk at the bar and wanted the cock sooo bad. Pic related

Awesome if true. Bayley is cute af and has a great fuckin bod.

>shit was more fun than I thought it would be.

What's she into? Sex from behind? Missionary? Cowgirl? Is she a moaner? Quiet? Is she aggressive or submissive?

Even though I hate you know and I am going to kill you if you ever cross may way I believe your story.

Yes.Well, a few minor local TV news "celebrities".
If you've watched Oklahoma City evening news in the past three you've seen one of them

kek, don't live there now but both wife and I grew up in Oklahoma

I fucked Miranda Cosgrove at a frat party, she was coked out of her mind.

I fucked Jessica Schwarz in 2007. She is a German celeb who was in "Perfume - Story of a muderer".

Years ago I fucked a cougar who had been a Ben-Gal (Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader) and runner-up Miss Ohio in like 1986. Still extremely fit.

Most recent? There is more than 1?

We know it's you Deadpool! He's got a Greeeat pair of smooooth Criminals Downunda!

I've fucked Cheryl Cole or whatever the fuck she's called now. Saying that by the time she was 16 half the lads in my year at school had fucked her. Just teenage sex she only had a small triangle of hair it was like fucking a 12 yr old she was a right slut.She was a bonny little.skinny thing who loved cock. 5his was in the West Denton area of Newcastle UK by the way

I actually read that book

Won't say who specifically, but she's blonde, married and has children. Total pussy husband who found us out on three separate occasions and never once confronted me.

I don't think that's a big deal

I fucked Ivanka Trump

Donald is that you ?

Donald? That you?

Trump?

Got a blowjob from Sky a few years back, shit was cash.
Pick related, I'm the horse

Dude, We haven't lived in OK for years and years now. But we're still close by. OK always did have hot newcasters (if that's what she is) Would love to know who but totally understand if you don't want to say. BTW, I'm the one who fucked Denise Richards, and a few porn stars so I know how much of 'sexy-time' actually goes on behind closed doors.

How so? Cosgrove was very famous at her peak.

Check out the movie. it is pretty decent and you will see this bitch naked.

fucked small wonder many years ago, I got electricuted.
Was worth it

Not when its your fetish

my dream *_*

A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces.

I love how that girl in the bg is taking a picture of her ass

Makes me cringe how everyone just asumes celebs are coke adicts even the 10 y/o's

People honestly have no idea how many random hook ups happen between colleagues in TV news. How sexually charged a newsroom is. A bunch of shallow, attractive people all stuffed into a small work space for hours and hours. Married, unmarried. Doesn't matter.

I fucked the Chihuahua from the Taco Bell commercials. (I made sure to wrap it in electrical tape first so it didn't explode. Slutty little beaner-dog wanted it so bad.

When did it happen?

top kek, a bj is a bj.
thank you mister president

Yup, We're not in the entertainment industry, but we're in (or more like were in) the lifestyle and partied with a very select crowd across the nation. Unbelievable who you meet and see at these parties.

I briefly dated Stef Germanotta (aka Lady Gaga) back when we were both students at NYU. She was a tiny, shy band geek who I totally took for granted. I was such a fuckhead to her.

Damn m8
Do you have any Pics?

I blew the entire band from the myfreecreditreport commercials.

Alanis Morissette

maaaan :/ I feel this miss opportunity

I fucked the Judds

Isn't that ironic

>celebs are coke adicts
welcome to the Hollywood dream, innocent

I do! Here is it's face when I shoved my cock in ballz deep. (we were doing missionary)

Bunch of lying motherfuckers in here.

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