What the fuck is in area 51

OPs mom is in area 51

Those areas in New Mexico are a good way to get yourself disappeared. Military areas, very clearly. Mostly well monitored.

And what's up in here!?

Is it hard to get in there?

Do it, go there - i don't even think it's hard to get into there, the hard part is about not getting caught. Also assuming they reacted to the massive media coverage of area 51 there's nothing besides normal military base stuff there anymore. I hope you enjoy prison for trespassing military ground.

when jimmy carter as US president asked the military high command what the hell was going on there they straight up told him it was none of his business.

Our tax money

Huge warehouses full of monster drinks and chicken tendies.

ayy lmao

do they have wifi?

Hi. Area 51 isn't even where the good stuff is.

That's Area S4.

A facility where genetically engineered clones are produced to replace all the humans in the world so that they don't rise up in a communist revolution. Therefore wealthy capitalists will be able to keep their wealth. Trust no one, not even yourself.

vimeo.com/133170463 The Fluxliner.

I think they've moved all the secret shit and other stuff to another place by now nobody knows about.

A lot of the military hardware developed at Area 51 has already been declassified.

This is probably true. I bet the craziest stuff is being done by some government contractors in suburban Kansas City or other unassuming place.

It's in Colorado.

Yes - drums and drums of it. You'll have to bring your own proxies tho

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cool shit

A copy of the Rules of Acquisition.

It definitely is, theres a difference between being on the perimiter of the base and being inside Area 51.

That was a good episode of Ds9

It's highly likely that it's a combination of military research and a huge pile of nuclear waste and various other radioactive/hazardous contamination that if the public got close enough to pick anything up on a meter they would freak the fuck out.

Best to just buy up enough land so that not one grain of sand that you're allowed to step on shows up with any kind of contamination so the US Gubment doesn't look like it has its own chernobyl....which it probably does.

Nothing, there is nothing there.

Nothing , just a secret place where they can play with shit without dumb fucks asking questions , however the world turns so sure enough everyone heard of the place and assume theres ailens and such bullshit

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Check out Dugway Utah.

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It is a military base, which already had restricted access. Area 51 is where the military researches new military aircraft and foes wind tunnel and preliminary gliding tests from a separate launch vehicle.

There are no aliens there. If you wanna see the stuff the Military is keeping a 100% secret, you have to go to Wright Patterson, outside of Dayton Ohio. It is the logistics and intelligence HQ of the entire US armed forces.

moot

Alien secret porn and the most expensive server to hide all the amateur porn in case of a ww3

and the presidential nudes, presidents were getting sent nudes when you could still own your gardener.

My brosif is in the army stateside, and when he was "choosing" a posting he said there were like 8 or 9 posts that just said US. The public bases all had like Huntsville, AL listed as location.

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well shit now everyone knows

It's a United States Air Force base where they test next gen and highly classified aircraft. That's it. Like really, that's it.

Checked. The main issue is actually getting to the base before you get caught not just past the perimeter. Once you break the perimeter you still have miles to go until you actually get to the base.

Top secret aircraft. Much of the stealth technology was developed there. It's also why there are so many UFO sightings. There have been a lot of really weird looking experimental aircraft.

It's where they keep Harambe now.

Well then get yourself a quad or motorbike, cut a hole in the fence and go nuts.

This. You have to sneak across miles of open terrain with no cover and not be seen by numerous thermal cameras and motion sensors. Good luck.

Plus the guards will shoot on sight once you are inside the perimeter. Maybe if you are lucky they will only arrest you, but they have permission to shoot on sight.

You would get stopped before you even got close to the base.

The triforce secret is locked in a vault there
Also memery that can never be released

Wew lad
Your a bit sharp ain't you

You would definetely get shot before you made it to the base.

And then once you get to the base WTF is your plan? You think top secret stuff is just sitting out in the open for Russian spy satellites to see? The interesting stuff is still inside guarded and locked buildings.

Maybe if you are lucky you could see a top secret aircraft on a runway, but most of the super top secret flights are at night anyways.

Like mine?

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Gas chambers loads of gas chambers
They secretly take Jews there
> it's happening again the reich will rise

You don't have need to know.

Here is what happens when you try to drive to the base.

youtube.com/watch?v=knjkewz0DyQ

And they were still miles from the base. If you stick to the main road you will probably only be arrested for being an idiot. If you try to sneak across the open terrain they will probably just shoot your ass.

You really think you can make it past all the cameras?

Oldie but fucking goodie:

youtube.com/watch?v=U3PLzUWmmo4

What a lunatic.

fake as fuck. Those sound effects are so cheesy and fake.

The effects were added later. The original didn't have them.

Weather balloons. Shut the fuck up.

Fuckers got what they deserved tbh.

Wew lmao

Nothing.

Probably nothing, they'd be stupid to keep anything important there with all the publicity it gets