New r8 thread, old one was deleted

Tits or gtfo

>tagging op
>this copy pasta
This is some retarded b8

Smoke more.
More pictures with cigarettes.

about the cig, only taking the piss out of people who smoke (and kill us in the process, fuck them)

Tits or gtfo

was about to call out white knight lmao

cbf taking other photos, is my drivers license \\
here have this

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yall are pussies cigaeratez are the shit!!

So angry. Angry tits or gtfo

learn how to greentext dumbass
and it's r8 thread for everyone so she's not whoring

Hi tard lookin ass, where you from?

8/10 Kitten - Needs more pets

if you don't smoke don't pretend to smoke to impress weirdos on Cred Forums

if you smoke, don't be peer-pressured into "lol I was only pretending to be a retard smoker xD". Smoke your shitty cancer sticks and own it

also you need to gtfo Cred Forums and stop begging for attention from Cred Forumstards, they're only going to ask for tits and you know the rest

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wow youre cute, are you the one teh left or right? your friends hot too btw

where are the qts at?

already told the others
ciggy is for taking the piss out of people

op here
niga you qt

Hey ladies

fucking hot

sorry but the rules say tits with timestamp or gtfo

she aint got the titties to timestamp

timestamped in dead thread
missed it

Roast me you pieces of shit

Nice scarf todd

dubs

i like the hair

Aww...a fuckable. No homo.

That you OP?

I like your eyes

yeah

demon

You're a qt3.14

8/10 really damn cute

how about you don't lie to me with those fake ears show me your real ears princess

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>murica
Don't mind me just looking for attention.

(op)
ey nigs post your photos

if I was I wouldn't be asking everyone to post their photos
and I'm in straya, read other posts about cig

Checkem OP, shows us your tots

where bouts in straya

quads
sidany

>straya say what now?

in the city or a suburb shit ucnt?

Ohh Australia lol I live in Malibu

lol nig chill
where you at first

i am chill bud,
>waterloo

malibu is sick dude

Fuck me

QT STRAYA CUNT BOI

That cigarette smells like shit

Be critical

oh fuck dude we minutes away

Okay.

Come on

so would

It's nice weather but lots of traffic. I don't really like all the tourist

You have no shirt on

user is thirsty

I'm too lazy to do shit with my hair

mouthbreather mouthbreather won't you go away

that's a really weird combination of a weak chin and a strong jawline

dont be lying to me

no joke I could walk there from my house

Last one

UWOTM9

been trying to put my finger on it for ages user

Ditch the tobacco and 9 out if 11
>I'd crash my plane into your towers

you nigs don't get it
used unlit ciggy inside just so I look like a giant faggot

wanna hang out some time, go for a walk in centiannal park or some lame shit

ITT: user posts a bunch of pictures of women without timestamps to get attention.

that's a no

What did your ancestors get kicked out of England for?

See

Straya fag detected

we killed the family of jews next door
dirty cunts were stealing from us

My ancestors got kicked out Scotland. Any idea how bad you gotta fuck up to get kicked out of Scotland?

Not OP, by the way.

>not wanting to be ivan milat'd

Kekadoodledoo

How bad?

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I tried posting but the image was too big so I had to crop it and after 4 or so attempts it worked. >nice dubs OP
>whale thank you my nigga

Pls no bully.

that's what she said

They rebelled against some king back in the day.

That's badass

My ancestors got kicked out of France for "witchcraft"

i hope you die cunt i want to rape you then kill your parents

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the cigarette was photoshopped in

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It is pretty bad ass--except they lost.

The struggle continues my brethren

jesus both of you kill yourself

That could have gone worse. At least they didn't get burned at the stake or some shit.

Fag
Satan
Pls bend over
Dyke
Qt
Would molest, but you look like a poser

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Why you no rate

Would u fuck me Cred Forums, I'd fuck me

>Qt
tyty

"Hello blazers nfkrz here"

R8

Why don't you? cunt
5/11

mushroom

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This is the penciliest pencil dick I have ever seen.

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fat ass detcted
lsoe some wegith and get a tan

sorry the writing is so faint
and I know you fags love ignoring shit I say, cigarette is meant for irony, took it from one of my disgusting smoking friends (she's a eurocuck, maybe that explains it)

Rofl i weigh like 130

KILL URSELVF

What?

I want you to become 250 ft tall.

you first
go back to making edgy posts on reddt you fucking fag

Post one with body, underwear is ok too, but post body and face!!!

130kg? FUCK DUDE youre fatetr than i thought

man fingers, not as hot as i originally though OP. sorry

new king of Cred Forums dubs prove it
that cat its name tell it to us child!?

here you go user. body+face shot

personally, I want to grow to at least 1770 feet
hands close to camera = big
face far from camera = small

I hope you die an early death

I love ironic cigs good job

at least you're not riddled with acne so now you only have to lose weight

underrated

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you look twelve

You bought a pack of cigs just to passive aggressively spite smokers in random selfies? That's more retarded than smoking. And we smokers don't care, fyi.

fyi I'm nine and three quarters

hawt

>excuses
man hands

underage b&

FPBP

You really have a way with words.

Posing with a cigarette that she doesn't smoke supports this theory.

read last post, didn't buy them and pay tobacco companies like a fucking retard, got it from a friend

whatever you're into user

band?

That's still autistic as fuck. You don't see me taking pictures with black kids just to spite the niggers that have them.

>taking the piss out of people

the fuck? you're god damn retarded, lucky for you that doesn't matter.

her name is Chloe and I have desexed this cat

stink of smoke/10

>triggered tobaccuck

definetly not man hands

i thought everybody did that
=(

this is now Chloe thread

>calling someone stupid for being stupid now means your triggered

God I wish that stupid meme hadn't taken off. Tards like you apply it to literally every single situation

you look like james franco and paul walker had a retarded son like the kid from deliverance

people getting triggered bc I have a cig in my mouth
professional and effortless b8

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>getting double triggered
sticlk those cancer sticks up your ass, faggot

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dad dying thanks to years of smoking
got a lot to be aggressive about dude

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that wasn't op
dubs

Sorry bout that. Not my fault or the fault of any other smoker. Only his fault.

all I want in life is your cat

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i didnt say it was op

>posting inferior animal tyopes
roflmao

Here's my cat

that's true
the people to be the most angry at are the greedy, slimy fuckwits who sell tobacco tho

POST "STAY CUTE BABY KITTY" TO KEEP CHLOE CUTE FOREVER

Why? They didn't walk up to your dad and force him to smoke. They stocked store shelves with a product that is widely known to be deadly. Your father purchased and used that product on a regular basis on his own decision. Quit blaming others for his lack of self control.

STAY CUTE BABY KITTY

hah
beat this you lowlife cucks
- op

STAY UGLY BABY KITTY

STAY CUTE BABY KITTY

already done, and

it's highly addictive
I watched him try to quit countless times but it never worked
we should be condoning the people selling a product widely known to be deadly
not excusing my father in any way, just making a point

If you were a dude, you would be smashing all the girls and damn u look like a chad

more pics
show feet

I would have kids with you just for the genes

DISREGARD MONGOLOID DOGGO AND

STAY CUTE BABY KITTY

>Calling me edgy
>Being 14 & posing with a cigarette
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Also,
>Thinking that reddit is more edgy than Cred Forums

Kylie??

STAY CUTE BABY KITTY

*throws shitten to dog for chew toy*

KITTY.

>it's highly addictive
And he knew this when he bought them. Just because he failed to quit doesn't mean other do. Both my parents and my brother have quit smoking.

Yes the company produces products that are known to be deadly, but with such wide spread knowledge of this fact, it's no one's fault but their own at this point.

If you seriously wanted to hold these companies accountable, you wouldn't be posting retarded selfies that "take the piss" out of other smokers. You should be holding rallies and organizing petitions to end the sale of these products.

sorry trips I'm too cool for rp

STAY CUTE BABY KITTY

Actually attractive, don't give a shit about the cigarette your body your choice

you look like 16 does your dad know you stole his ciggie? bring it back before we find out about a father-daughter rape and murder

STAY CUTE BABY KITTY

not sure if xx or xy

thanks for playing the blame game with my dying dad, it was fun
(I take selfies of whatever I fucking want, sorry if it doesn't please you user)

this is my pet crocodile named roger

STAY CUTE BABY KITTY

dubs
nice crocs, how much were they

so he killed himself with addiction. thats his own retarded fault

we get it, you cat

That is a bro, bro.

idk bro does it look like i have fucking tits? samson up in this bitch

have you ever struggled with addiction user

Roger isn't cuddly nor cute, are you sure you don't want a-

STAY CUTE BABY KITTY?!?!!!?

>loses argument so gets pissy and runs away

Sorry that you want to differ all your father's personal responsibility onto the shoulders of "big tobacco" and can't see that he's an adult and should have the self control to quit or should suck it up and accept responsibility for his own choices.

Guess that's how it is when you're a kid though.

So, where are the tits, I'm confused.
Why would a gril post a picture with her clothes on?

im not gonna roast an elf companion

damn i on a fuckin dubs roll!!

Dude are you like 12? Your dad smokes it's not fucking heroin.

Vape
Patch
Gum

It's not hard.

oh shit, kangaroo jack got whopped, someone call that fat nigger, quick!

Pissy? I just don't care to discuss my personal life with an user who is being totally callous and insensitive about it, I just provided context, you didn't need to go all out on it.
Do you really think I'm naive to the point where I would cry and pin all the blame on the tobacco giants? I'm angry at them, but I can still pin a lot of blame and anger on my dad, but it's not something I would discuss with a stranger you stupid cunt. No cognitive dissonance here, just discretion.
You can fuck right off if you're going to be an entitled bitch.

your dad should go to an AA and tell a woeful tale of his struggle with nicotine :( I'm sure that's real tough

too bad there's no AA in , the world is rid of one more dumbass

waah waah my dad is dead roflmao
cry about it

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You're the one who opened this can of worms, kid. Don't start crying because I feel no empathy for someone who's making the same stupid mistakes as myself.

Considering how many swears you had to weave into that, I can tell your butt is getting more hurt by the second, so before you kill yourself I'll drop the conversation.

Have fun with all that.

if you're implying that I'm smoking, scroll up and quit acting retarded
and yeah, there is a lot of butthurt when one of your parents isn't gonna make it to your 18th birthday, surprisingly

I'm not implying that at all. Then again, an overly angry 14 year old isn't expected to have very good comprehension, I suppose.

>hurr duur I'm a massive faggot who can't think of anything original to say

are these the same person wtf

Third one isn't.

First one's twelve. Don't take the jail bait, dude.

>someone who's making the same mistakes as myself
what mistakes? fucking kek

bored so more pics
how do i mnake my eyes look straight? i try to position them and get a headache

>callous
>insensitive
not that user
little princess doesn't know where she is. Stick to Tumblr, they care all about your complex rainbow of emotions. Maybe you'll even get so hung up about your daddy that you'll start smoking too. Then the world will be rid of 2 dumbasses

Thank god there's no Nicorette in hell

I'm talking about your dad, making the same mistake of smoking as I am.

Gee wiz, didn't think I'd have to spell it out for you.

Also, I've been meaning to say this, get off this site kid, it's 18+ and clearly you can't handle it.

Is that you, Jesus?

dude why call me a girl, i am clearly a samson tier male

no my son but women pray to me

>can't handle it
sorry we can't all be robots like you, user
I look up to you so much
teach me your ways
>rainbow of emotions
use your words

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Protip: Don't bitch about personal shit on Cred Forums. You will regret it.

I provided one line of context and this guy went on full projection mode

>white trash
I am gonna kek hard if that's a newport cig in your mouth.

Cute as fuck, post tits

>lol jks im only pretending to drink alcomajhol

They say crack kills nigga my crack sells :)

>has unlit cigarette in mouth
>compares to drinking

im sure all the busta tricks be payin good money for your crack :^)

>australia.gif

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>implying there is a difference
roflmao

>pretends it was sarcasm in darkest hour
>unlit
>open bottle

I'm not the one that posted it, dude.

I just happened to realize it was sarcasm before you did. >_>

>>what's up everybody it's cr1tikal

my lips were closed =(

sure thing
I bet you downed that entire bottle you thirsty fuck

yes dumb bitch, human emotions are not simply states of being but a constant transition through a gradient of different emotions. Then again you're a filthy inward gazing millennial that can't even tell if she's sad or bored. I can tell your understanding of human emotions stop at Inside Out

join your daddy

czech'd

also czech'd

you got a problem with alcoholism huh?? fight me dude

If the word boring had a face it would be yours.

calling emotions a spectrum
so like, happy - sad
please detail the spectrum for me in a 4000 word essay, I'm not self aware or intelligent enough to do it myself
also
>inward gazing
>can't tell if sad or bored
make up your mind
>tips fedora aggressively before leaving

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yea thats what i did im glad you now udnerstand

i feel so enlightened
finally I can assign value and meaning to my lfie
thank you user

>getting the last two same didigts as me
dont do this please. and you are most welcomed

dubs king
we are now connected
forever
aint no stopping it now

>lol fedora people are so lame my dude!!! xD
ella mayo and you're the one the one to tell others to use an original joke

if you fucking understood my analogy then don't greentext it as if to highlight something "unoriginal" or erroneous. By this point I can surely say that you don't even know the culture of the site but you'll freely throw "faggot" and "nigger" as if youre a part of it

inward gazing COULD mean you understand yourself but get this: IT COULD MEAN YOU'RE A SELF-ABSORBED AND UNAWARE LITTLE TWAT

say "throw me a pity party daddy :(" and maybe I'll respond to you

>we are now connected
but my schlanga still in my pants

take this man
cheesespin.net/

R8 threads always seem to fly off the rails.

I love you, Cred Forums.

>if you fucking understood my analogy then don't greentext it as if to highlight something "unoriginal" or erroneous. By this point I can surely say that you don't even know the culture of the site but you'll freely throw "faggot" and "nigger" as if youre a part of it
of course, the words 'faggot' and 'nigger' are words exclusive only to Cred Forums and no other corners of the internet, you adorable little snowflake
uh oh, neckbeards other than yourself immersing themselves in "Cred Forums culture", whoops, sorry for invading your safe space
also, gazing is a neutral or even meliorative verb
if you're going to attempt to make a clever remark, at least do it properly

but that's the magic of b, everything flies off the rails at the tiniest remark

>cheesespin
is this like meatspin or what im no clicking it

Rate

why hey there

Im the middle.

>surrounding yourself with uggos so you dont look as uggo
lol pls

underage go

Do your worst

wash your hair, jeez

wash your hair and stop buying cancerous graphic tee shirts

sxc but wash your face.

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goddamn, irony cigs, so fuckin funny hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaa xdxxdxdx roflroflrofrlforfl

Fuck it. Why not.
>inb4 faggot

Cute. Nudes ?

not like there's a fucking shower behind you.
use it

Does that make her the ultimate hipster?

What??! Why the fuck is it sideways here. But not in my folder?!
>new fag alert

R8 that russian guy

Not me but my girlfriend

Her face kind of frightens me.

(Pic related)

y u smok cig m8?

Duuude. Someone just posted themselves smoking a cig in another thread, and all I could think was 'at least it's not an irony cig.'

No

For the dubs

sideways/10

Please ?

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8/10
Not to shabby.

if dubs get naked

U ugly op just like me

stop trying to fucking get with me you disgusting piece of shit. go fucking kill yourself, no one will ever like you, and you'll die alone and will be forgotten.

Out of curiosity, do you actually smoke cigarettes or do you just think its cool to have one sitting in your mouth. Because that's cringey as fuck dude

I put one in my mouth to match op. I do smoke tho but tryina quit.

you look like you're 14...

i like it.

op youre cute asf

under rated post.

kek.

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