Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Calamity-masu'd

Into the shadows I go

Why am I injecting waifu into my bloodstream?

Hello .
>no life
>Juvia claimed

Last claim. Night /waifu/.

It's the purest and most refined level of love.
Hi.
Sleep nicely.

Claiming to exist

hello fellow no life

Oyasumi.

Cirno claim

Good night Mako kitty
>
Is that like pure, refined heroin?
>but doesn't kill you

Nepu! Nepu! Nepu! Nepu! NEPU!
Hi /waifu/!

Definitely.
And totally won't kill you either.
Hello. You seem to be in a good mood.

mandatory uta claim

cancerous songs ver.

>love me
>hate me
>in the end
>it doesn't even matter
youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
youtube.com/watch?v=xG-ShuFg2cs

if that happens i'll have to fight for you

wonder what it tastes like.

I just want to make money and be shitfaced every day.

Hello
Hello no life. How's it going?

Oh boi..

>pic related

Hello hyper Neptune
I'll kill me though ; )
Don't know., My mother drinks it sometimes and says it's not bad
The dream

I'm just a memer.

It's like having the tang of blueberries with only a little of the sweetness. You can eat the fruit from it when you're done if you want to, because fuck waste and fuck the system.

Cancerous songs you say?
youtube.com/watch?v=tITTPtlGe3E
>i'm ready for the waves
Better not.
Up to anything?

Oh, you should not. Fighting is not nice.
Nor is bullying and calling people out on their shit, but eh.

youtube.com/watch?v=XwZ6hBwTogg

I can't allow myself to be in a bad mood!
>Living the dream
Adult Nep is from the Ultra dimension tho.
Joke's on you, my real waifu is you're mum.

I'm in that video, actually.

Very good.

>Are you upset
Not at all
>that your waifu is a piece of shit
Whose? Not mine, because Cirno is the STRONGEST and BEST waifu!
Go fuck yourself baaaaakaaa~!

lol, check those 9's, too

still here I'm always here what's a life I don't know

I know. I'm there too.
With the chat.
We're all there.

I want to live the dream.

>Joke's on you, my real waifu is you're mum.
>mum

Go back to school, kiddo

STRONGET?!!?!

damnit to fucking hell EVERY TIME!!

Really? read it again. I just say it to nepu

Not really. Just browsing 4 Chan

Well I'm actually the donator during the refrain.

With 9$.

So rich.

ooooo, ok. My mistake. I thought you linked both of us for that pic.

What was "Oh boi..." supposed to be, then?

...

i dont know your mother so i cant trust her.

sounds interesting, i will get round to getting some next time i go shopping

yes i do.
youtube.com/watch?v=3puJQ32Vcw8


but i enjoy all of those.
youtube.com/watch?v=xqBNw4WSBQU
(only nickelback song i like, and i know its shit)

It's not good at all!
99 Get.
You also drink to forget?
I stopped going, so now I'm stuck in my house. Life is boring yo.

>ooooo, ok. My mistake. I thought you linked both of us for that pic.

you must be new to here.

>What was "Oh boi..." supposed to be, then?

just for the bad joke...

I don't really know what that means, sorry
Don't we all?
You can trust me though right? I trust my mother

Nice triple dubs

Fuck this album.
youtube.com/watch?v=QDVMz2g_gaY
Always being happy isn't good?

>v=QDVMz2g_gaY
>gayyy

Not too bad
Just playing some of rewrite
how are you?

I never donated. I need to keep that money, for you know, useful stuff that make me happy. Like drugs.

I don't like drinking that much. I smoke a lot, though.

I guess we do. What dream do you have?

>I never donated. I need to keep that money, for you know, useful stuff that make me happy. Like drugs.

I'm addicted to spending money in bad ways.

Donating to Forsen to request dumb shit is one of those ways.
Too bad I don't have any more money now.

by that logic, i should trust every pedo ever since i trust all kids.

i'm a fan of twenty one pilots.
but yea, blurryface was their worst.
youtube.com/watch?v=GSjlxbxAymM

>you must be new to here.
Nah, I've been here for years, and on /waifu/ for over a year

>just for the bad joke...
Ah, ok.

I'm actually gonna have to go for a bit. Gonna take a shower and go to the bathroom and stuff.

Been up since like 4AM or something

To be able to get shitfaced every day
>trusting kids
That's a mistake

Going to the clinic, hopefully everything is good. See you all in a bit

I forgot to reply to you

I used to listen to broken when I was 11

cya,
ages 2-5 they don't know whats right and wrong so i can easily tell them to do something and they do it without question

Disgusting.
I actually like this song.
youtube.com/watch?v=mKga4ekXJ4Q

>Nah, I've been here for years

how many years? and you still don't know how reply works

Get healthy soon.

you forgot about me.

These two Neps, are from different dimensions, small one is from Hyper dimension and big one is from Ultra dimension.
I want to drink so I can stop thinking! Yay!
What did you request that time?
Good luck!
You can't get them to kill though, they're too weak to take down a fully grown man. :^(

Damn, though, I was doing these class discussions, and I fucking sperged out..

Networking class discussed standards, and someone brought up Windows and wrote a paragraph. Then I went on for like a fucking page saying how they shoulda used Xenix (their UNIX OS) and complaining about how they de-facto standardized VB in their programs and shit...

Ok, time to get off the PC for a bit...

see

>Nah, I've been here for years, and on /waifu/ for over a year

/waifu/ isn't a year old
i smell lies

if i got 50 of them with knifes i could

The one on the right is 10x more huggable.

>What did you request that time?

Good question.

I think it was Jojo songs.

Since like 2011
And I'm actually a fucking sperg. I don't always interpret things properly.

I also didn't read the whole post to Nep.
and usually, I keep direct replies to people RIGHT under their link, unless it's multiple paragraphs/lines. When you separated the reply to Nep by only one line, I interpreted it as a reply to all.
>sperg

ok, out now

if we're going into likes...
youtube.com/watch?v=RHKaZhnuV7s

This is the truth. Loli's are always more huggable.

>cLOUDDEAD
>cancerous
I personally like the second part of that track more.
youtube.com/watch?v=HufOVmilLQw

Sorry.

Oh shit my preferences are showing.

I never feel depressed about lack of sex, but lack of hugs is where it hurts mang.

Absolutely not! And I'm not really happy though, I mean, there are some times when I laugh a bit or grin when I see something that entertains me but I'm not really happy, but it's alright.
Good thinking, they should go for the eyes.
The pocket Nep, she's 1,46 mtrs tall, or 1 nep tall, she actually invented a measurement scale called nep, 1 nep is 146 cms. Smol Nep gud Nep.
Sono chi no sadame!

>electronic
>with lyrics
Please no. But that's not too bad, but I won't find myself listening to it ever again.
youtube.com/watch?v=fMVjWQS4Yrk
I totally agree. I could use a hug.
It's such a painfully redundant album for me. But hey, if you like it, continue to like it.
Okay, you weirdo.

Claiming Felix

Woke up with a fucking terrible headache

If you act happy, it will spread, and you may make someone's day. At least.

im forgiving you because i love you.

they will attack a night.

youtube.com/watch?v=Jm27o9B623M
you will.

youtube.com/watch?v=0gpMlAiqcjU

Is that cat me?

maybe.

>electronic
>with lyrics
You mean EDM? Because Electronic includes a lot more music.

>painfully redundant album for me
It's a lot about the instrumentals and how unique they are. The album is a little abstract but that's another strength it has.
youtube.com/watch?v=s7hpmBNDB1g

Damn you.
That first song is really boring.
The other one is pretty good. Drums are nice on it.
>speaking of good drumming
youtube.com/watch?v=g7K8fFE4VME

youtube.com/watch?v=sqV-kHTPFzM


Dad would be proud of you.
I'm playing League, sorry for late reply.

That's a good idea.

I'm surely.

>Dad would be proud of you.

He would probably say something like:"UHMMMMMM"

>I'm playing League, sorry for late reply.

Hope it's going well.

:^(
This guy knows what I'm doing!
They'll never see them coming.

:^)
youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE

Waiting room, gross. Other sick people

as good as this sounds,
one drum player could do it.
so only 4800 points

youtube.com/watch?v=CqM11bt9QvI

"and graceful sounds came out the cats mouth, soft words blessed with kindness.
'meow' "

someone has sent me this song before,
cant remember when.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=EDlC7oG_2W4/

Let me be with you~

Yea, EDM.
I didn't think the instrumentals were unique, they were more predictable.
Damn, that song is pretty good. Nice percussion on it, and strong work on the guitar. And that french horn (i think?) is quite nice too. I'll have to check out that album. Thanks for this.
The more I listen to Stretch Music (album this song is off of), the more I like the album.
youtube.com/watch?v=BjmiUHPj9T4
Pretty meh vocals.
Okay.

I miss Nymph too :(

m.youtube.com/watch?v=i1y0y1EDcHM

uh huh
youtube.com/watch?v=fcMAM9B7yAA

m.youtube.com/watch?v=eqd-xQXo7nc

this isn't a place trying to appeal to females.
don't post music doing thus.

Oh. Took a wrong turn at tumblr.

That song gives me a headache.
youtube.com/watch?v=jUfrXglib7s

>black outside of the blues influenced genres
no

at least you know where you belong

Rude.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=gjrbe269OoY

m.youtube.com/watch?v=uLF597iKXbE

i always have a headache anyway.

youtube.com/watch?v=oiLI9KcAytk

you misspelled honest
youtube.com/watch?v=CKiGghgTT_k

m.youtube.com/watch?v=wbb_iSWD42c

Well, bye. Good riddance yes?

That's great, from 1 to 10 how would you rate it on your first listen? What about your last?
The percussion packs a lot of punch, I like that.
youtube.com/watch?v=nxWzuSAsLWw

>entry level metal
L
M
A
O

Just kidding, I like this song too.

i only like how they merged 4 songs.

the individual songs are edge, and the fuckin band is edge.
but that's why i like them,
i get edgy moods, i need edge while in those moods.
dope is edge.

I said moew?

"Thanks for the nine bucks."

I'm playing random urf, I really got bored of League in general but whatever.

ye,
i love that quote due to the irony of the situation.
the writer (who's name escapes me) built up that one moment for three pages, and it turns out to just be a cat saying meow.
i will never forget that quote.

If I hosted a Hunger Games here, would you enter and have fun?

Shiro claimed.

Happy birthday, lesser, yet totally okay Shiro!

i would enter,
and win.
no fun needed.

Sure! I'm in.

FUCK
just realized that pic has a water mark.

im gonna get rid of it

Sure.
>fun
Maybe.

Don't even know why I'm here edition.

He came here one time though!

>1-10 rating scale
Ew. 2.5/4 on the first two listens. My current rating would be a 3/4.
Wow, that song is top tier. Left me pretty dumbfounded. I'll have to check out more from that artist sometime.
Now I'm a bit clueless as what to post, but here goes.
youtube.com/watch?v=h8ZpCygkMa8
I need to get around to listening too some of Danny Brown's earlier stuff.
Yea.
Thank you. How're you doing?
Something something Discord elitist.
Sure.

I wanted to see if it will be positively received.

Looks like it will be. Might drop by in the future to do one then.

Doing pretty okay. How was the day, sweetie?

.....

What?

Do I hear, /waifu/'s hunger games? Count me in!

?
Hi mom.

I missed you, Vigil.

fucking grandpa

Do you read a lot?

I tought you're gonna make it this thread.

>when discord cancer crew hears there is something fun going on in the thread

It's been pretty good. Party still hasn't happened quite yet, gotta wait a few hours. It's been a couple of years since I've had a birthday party for myself, so I must admit, I'm pretty excited.

So about 6/10 at first and now 7.5/10. But yea, that scale is better, if I were to fill charts outside my head I would rate each album as bad, meh, good and amazing.

Just post whatever you like, that's what I'm doing, and I'm glad you like them, it's a project that is just as pretentious as it is ambitious with a lot of abstract music.

I think this track settles it, I need to listen to Old today.
youtube.com/watch?v=O1Cuk6B111c

Hello neptunia. Guess who gets their pats for complying with me?

Yup pretty much lol

Alright, fuck it.

First 24 Waifus!

Let's see which one of your tastes come out on top in the Asuka Academia Games XXXI!
Theme : youtube.com/watch?v=u4A7qZNZj1M

Count me in

You guys have 10 minutes before I cancel the game, so get to it. Call your friends, wake up your bros, I have to get to bed soon.

Chen

Asuka Shikinami Langley

Enter like this, with your name and image if you don't know how to do it.

immortality is key

tis cc

Sachi

Shinoa

Don't worry. I think that might happend because newfags don't know how Hunger Games threads work.

Forgot the name
>Amatsukaze

a lot. heh
i read a bit too much

That's exactly why I use those numbers. The 1-10 feels way too spread out, and 1-4 feels a lot more correct for me.
You most likely won't be disappointed. I prefer XXX, but Old has some of his strongest tracks.
>my dead girlfriend
Hey, that's pretty good. I STILL need to listen to that album. It's been on my backlog for a month or two now, and it's one of my favorite bands. I still question myself why I haven't listened to it. Fuck it, I'll do it right now and come back with my thoughts on it.
Shiro
>24
I don't think that's happening.

Neptune here.
The name's Neptune, mom ;u;
Oh oh! Is it Chen?

This should be fun.

Entered as Homura.

my husbando obv has to be candleja

That's correct, thank you.

xD

At least stick to the rules for fuck's sake.

Those trips must be Cred Forums's gift to you. RNGsus is a generous god.
Do you have anything planned for the party?

Pantsu!

Alright, I'm giving you guys the permission to nominate your friends for this Hunger Game, reply to one of their posts with a good image and their name and get them into this game. This train doesn't start until we get this game full.

I make the rules.

heheh

Burgers, brownies (with nuts in them, not a pleb), and watching an american football game.

I'm so sorry, my dear neppy!

I meant the old Hunger Games rules.

This is the Pantsu Queen. He is in the Hunger Games now.

are you guys serious? you need to go outside or something. im legitimately concerned.

Looks like I have grossly overestimated the activity of the /waifu/ threads.

I'll call on some tributes from beyond to fill this game so you can be in one.

I have no idea what those are.

A question, the thread title states that you can't claim a waifu that's already been claimed but how do you guys know who's been claimed? Is there like an archive or something?

>brownies
dank

I'm going outside today. Why generalize?
It's by which waifus have been claimed in the current thread.
Not those kind!

but user outside is scary
I would rather stay inside with my waifu :3

We're getting some people to get in. 6 Spots left before the game begins, don't die on me now /waifu/.

It's referring the current thread.
She's not real though. :^(
>

Blood Stained Black Rabbit

Damn, forgot my waifu.
Yay, lets hope Irekt everyone.

Who's your favourite writer?

Neptune, you're the one from HG threads?

i wish she was :c

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Mavis

Jinx

And we're all ready for the 31st year of the Asuka Academia Games! We have some students from /waifu/ and we have some students from /hg/.

Who will graduate and become the next Ace Student of the Academy! We'll find out...

Get Ready!

Nope, I'm the one from Reimu's threads.
:^(((
Hi Mavis!

Crop that booty part.

Then... those edgy ones they sell on tv?

Look ma, I made it

>shinoa

Not Mavis, just entering him in.

oh ok cool I'm glad I don't see my waifu claimed here maybe next thread I'll join in

i don't mean going to the cvs to pick up your mountain dew, i mean getting out and socializing with normal human beings. investing all of this energy on fucking anime characters is sad. i dont know how youre going to function in the real world when your parents kick you out and you have to get a job.

Ah, I remember you.

>amatsu
I hope there's no alcohol available.
Crop what? Hmm?
Edgy brownies?
I'm actually going to a birthday party and socializing with family user.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Cred Forums?
WHY DID YOU PRANK US LIKE THIS?

Anyone claim Tomoko yet?

Hello, not Mavis!
Yes? Hello.

I love Suzuha Amane. She will forever be my only one, beloved waifu.

Alright, I noticed some more of our /waifu/ friends joined so I decided to fill them in the place of the /trash/ people far away.

The game starts next slide!

HOSHI WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

Hello. But we've spoken previously.

THANK GOD. I'M GOING BACK TO TRASH WHERE I BELONG.

I accept this challenge.

Don't be late for school!

Hello?

Seems good.

Was talking about this particular part. Would have made a nice profile picture.
>Edgy Brownies
I've seen 'merican advertisements for some kind of maze to put on your baking sheet, so that every piece is a corner piece.

Take me out

I'M SORRY SMUG, DON'T HATE ME

>only amatsu is showered in bird shit
Good.
Hey, that's a pretty good image.
Oh, I thought you were referring to that. I want one of those, as corner pieces are objectively the best.

Hah. Seems like I'm lucky.

S-stop bullying best pantsu!

>Police-kun and Megaman see Homura walking alone and decide to pick on her for fun
What did he mean by this?

Are we allowed to RP in Cred Forums?

No.

A little bit, but lay low.

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>nominate your friends
>friends
Fuck.