How does Cred Forums wake up?

How does Cred Forums wake up?

Let's share our waking-up process.

Share your alarm ringtone, share your morning ritual if you want.

I personally wake up like this: youtube.com/watch?v=iCa6o_zzZXs

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youtube.com/watch?v=kfchvCyHmsc
youtube.com/watch?v=HdahP278OSM
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Around 6:05 each morning, my miniature schnauzer jumps on the bed and lets me know it's time to walk her and feed her.

Well that's a very good and precise alarm, at least.

I wake up between 0745 and 0800 regardless of when I went to bed. Alarms are a thing of the distant past.

I wake up, start a cigarette, get some coffee, czech my webcomics, facebook, and imgur, have another cigarette, get another cup of coffee, use the toilet, then go about my day.

youtube.com/watch?v=kfchvCyHmsc

it's not nice

A truck driver, I wake up to my LG G4's alarm. Roll outta bed. Piss in a jug. Make coffee. Surf news, atheist forum, /b for laughs. Finish coffee. Go to truckstop bathroom. Shit like a Clydsdale. Grab a bag of ice and hit the road. Fuck my life.

I have a regular alarm, and I just wake up, get some coffee, read a bit\shitpost for a while, and then go for a run or to the gym.

A simple a very sane wake-up ritual. I like it.

Here's a better alarm for you, my friend.

youtube.com/watch?v=HdahP278OSM

Yeah, I had it for a while lately, but I went with the pillar men theme because it's just so motivating.

>implying dating your left girlfriend isn't motivating.
She's a bit ripe though.

>wake up at 5:30
>make breakfast, usually bacon and eggs or cereal
>put some shorts on, go for a 20 minute jog with my dog
>go back to my room, take shower, brush teeth, etc.
>throw on some jeans and a t-shirt
>comb my hair into a half-decent style
>get in car around 6:45
>drive to my friend's house to pick him up
>pull into school parking lot at around 7:15
>chill until class starts

what is the song that plays in the video?
nobody cites on youtube, either

Awaken - The Pillar Men theme.

thank you! :D

>Song of Storms plays on my phone as my alarm ringer
>I tap STOP

And so begins my day.

Blunt, BLT and Bell's

0400 CST
default alarm tone on iPhone5
sit up in bed, rip massive fart
go to kitchen, chug cranberry juice from jug
flip coffee maker on
go to bathroom
shit
shower
shave
back to kitchen
pour coffee
drink coffee while getting dressed
drink more coffee while checking emails and reading the news
pour remaining coffee into insulating mug and go to work

Don't you eat anything? I know I don't in summer because where I live, it's very hot and summer heat kills my hunger, but still, when you go to work, you need to eat something.

Ice as in meth?

coffee. just coffee.
eat lunch around 1100 CST

Same bro.