YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!

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They'd still be a really tiny pair of Levi's.

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What the fuck is an "AWOOOOGA" sound?

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Like out of a cartoon, when their eyes bug out. Kinda like an alarm sound. You ever see The Mask? He does it.

Jesus, I am surrounded by a wave of 15 year olds

Fucking never gets old

youtube.com/watch?v=07P0mXOjKBk

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that guy isn't cringe, hes calm, collective, has a deep male voice, is not a pussy, seems confident and sure of himself.

Nothing cringey at all

ayy guys, anyone got some knight maymays they can part with? I'm trying to fill my folder.

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>you have a heart of gold dont let tham take that from you

owwwww.

badass grandpa

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:^)

The Mask came out over 20 years ago you retard.

wew lad

AWOOOGAH AWOOGAH

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That's the end?

It censors the 'To:' bit but the name is at the start of the message anyway

Classic

Cont pls

>that last line

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kek

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The West decends into flame and I can only sit and watch

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oh my god I got stuck in a timewarp and forgot my age. HOw do I leave this placelajs;pfljs

Not an amerifag,
Does that shit happen mostly in the West? If yes then why?

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5'4

>Paulo

probably some Eurocuck shit from Spain

youtube.com/watch?v=HXZQpXir4HA

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obligatory so you know it's me

if I get quints I dump my cringe folder

Look at the sissifcation threads and cuck threads. There are plenty of underage kids browsing this board and you know these thoughts are being planted like subliminal seeds. They are turning every male into a submissive beta. They do not want men filled with courage and the ability to think for themselves.

there's still time

I've you've never seen Loony Tunes, get off the internet immediately. Don't make any jokes or attempt to be funny in anyway.

mmm i can smell some quints

canttelliftrollorretarded.jpg

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The haven't you fucked every guy in school part gets me every time. How is that ok to say when wanting to get some?

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oh coinboy

youtube.com/watch?v=80X7NLiS7lo

LOL, all he had to do was make a move on her in person. She'd have fucked him. Cringe lord online begging moments before he'd see her....

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I hate you, you stupid piece of shit

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In other words you don't have one or don't want to?

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Why does his normal face look faker than the Charizard transformation.

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Poor guy...

I literally can't read past the virginity line.

Just, sad.
One second looking at this, and all I could do is sigh.
Look at the forced smile on the bride. Then look at the mix of sadness and anger in the groom. This is going to be fun when the couple comes and visits their parents.

How will Goateego fast get of this mess? Tune in next time for the stunning conclusion!

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Who Bryan or jake for having to put up with that faggot?

I kind of felt bad for the aspie during the first part of it, but the second page made me lose any sympathy for the fucking retard.

Wtf is "kawaii"?

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It means cute in chinese

Why would she be mad? Prob more ashamed

Hitler was right.
Sieg Heil!

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>censores alister's name in comments
>not in likes

japanese ya dingus

That's literally a line in Demon's Souls. Stockpile Thomas says that "you have a heart of gold" line when you give him his dead daughters hairpin.

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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>705233310
i don't get how is that bad ? what did he do wrong

are you fucking TWELVE or retarded?

never heard the saying "heart of gold" before? wtf it's not from a fucking video game LOL

fucking cunt cant be nice to a special needs kid...fuckoutta here

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Am a brony but this shit's gold

Dude fucking interact with society sometime. You're worse than that faggot in the screencap if you read "heart of gold" and associate it only with a meaningless line in a video game.

I think you're falling under both the "Special Needs" and "Needs to be Special" categories, Faggot

christ

Sad isn't it? These are the retards who are responsible for the downfall of civilization. The ones who call others stupid for seeing common sense. Well, not so common sense.

The world is over and this species is ended. You won't get far trying to wake the masses or anything. Just live your life to the best of your ability. I stopped trying too.

>That's literally a line in Demon's Souls

PLAY A RECORD, YOU'RE AN IDIOT! PLAY A RECORD!!

Oh god something like this happened to me in college, but in person. Weirdest moment of my life.

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Oh grandpa

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Obviously Korean

youtu.be/1YogpgRQOO8

HAHAHAHAH

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5'9'' here

never had a problem with women until Cred Forums told me I did.

now ur a cripple too? damn sorry to hear man

Can confirm

fucking stockpile thomas

you are welcome

5'5" here.
Never had that problem with woman because I never go outside.

FML

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>y tho

It's the entire line
You have a heart of gold. Don't let them take it from you.

youtu.be/_3ZbmCLmgaU?t=52s

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when a girl over 60 kg hits on me

I'm 5'7
I can't control my height :c

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If you ever find yourself typing "AWOOOOGA" on Facebook, it's time to take your hands off the keyboard, close the browser and go do something outside.

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okay. that's a little funny I gota admit.

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>Heavyweight
A strong breeze would knock him over but ok

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Most underrated post in this fucking thread.

This is why it's okay to fat shame women. If they can height shame someone, which is actually an attribute that someone can't help, than we should be able to make fun of them for being disgusting landwhales.

Yup. That's how it works.

>that looks good

more like dis please

A desperate loser vs a cunty slut. Wow this one is ultra cringe. I hope they both get severely beaten.

THAT'S FUCKING RETARDED.

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>I'm not arguing with some asshole on Twitter who's pretending to be a kiwi.
The irony...my sides are in orbit

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>obvious sarcasm is obvious

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i tried. still tiny.

Someone will buy this for 150 US dollars and never regret it.

kek

> the first pic
Who the fuck even looks like that?

cuck detected

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ALPHA

..jesus christ

The fuck does "Finna" mean? My fag cousin says it all the time.

I think I just saw this guy at Denny's

Why do people not understand that you just never fucking admit you know Cred Forums in public?
it's the single most embarrasing fact in all our lives, hide it god damnit

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Alpha as fuck

Pretty sure it's short for finally, but I don't quite know.

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Finally.

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>shut the hell up you're a fucking fruit

Traditional dish from england.

>seems legit

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the Cred Forums ones are the best

what does that even have to do with being a feminist

I have a visceral urge to smash his head in with a rock

>why the fuck is there a wrench

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The ultimate contribution to a cringe thread....actual fresh OC cringe.
Ffucking autist.

>tips fedora
>Eh hem, you three look quite lovely

youtu.be/Axh90N466OQ

I never understood the need to jerk it with lotion.

kekking hard

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Cut problems.

6'4 true master race reporting in

>But wait, there's more!

Nice trips

kill yourself

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Jews shekel'd up their dicks.

litteral land whale

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This may be the best message text ever.

dying

Just listen to some Neil Young and come back when you're older... or just don't come back, trust me, this place isn't worth the pain it causes

slang for gonna

>oooooooooook
Fucking lost

Shhh... Anons here don't wanna know shit, they just want validation. Don't let truth take that from them.

alpha

I laughed more than I cringed.
A lot more.

Its funny. This thing looks like "okay, the monkeys got me. My next step has to be very careful and thoughful. Why is this guy even touching me and looking so weird into my mouth?"

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youtu.be/k0mIMoQGwqg

this is a cringe thread not a fuckin win thread

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>princess of progress
LMAO

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>pets: My retarded brother Gerald
> He wasn't always like that. I hit him in the head with a frying pan
>super sexy beast
>FERRARIOUS

kek

that fucking muslim guys a legend

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quads please

>missed it

this has got to be fake.

has to be.

My sides
My fucking sides
Oh god that's too good

wtf is wrong with people

>make it FPS like CoD

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finna = gonna

Holy fucking wat. A literal cuck. Like wtf

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This. Fucking hell if you admit you even know about Cred Forums in real life above the age of 16, you're just asking to be posted on a cringe thread.

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But it's even more cringy if you're below 16.

Ohhhhhh my God

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He actually just says it as his farewell line.

better than meme backpack?

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>lose my virginity
>to jake or bryan
>tonight

Kobe beef well done what the fuck

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Not much better.

>kiwi is not a living organism
How do people graduate high school like this?

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>Joke's on you, I'm a woman.

Killed it.

>implying she graduated

kek. all the degenerates love trump

>next thing i know she squirting and im like nooo my bed sheets
TOP ZOZZLE

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Because this autist wore a brony tshirt, jeans, and that stupid hat to a wedding.

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Why do groups like these always have ONE attractive female inbetween all the NEETlords and female land whales?

>tfw battleborn player

Bronies are the fucking worst.

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>maybe
don't lie

How is this proof of that?

It's probably one of the neckbeards' moms

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>professional emo

That is either the worlds largest skillet or the worlds smallest stove top

that made me die a little inside. Are there really kids out there that are this retarded

Let's not forget the glorious knowledge of learning how to build Trebuchets once again.

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Both pictures of the same person

awww i miss korie

im guessing he regretted makin all those lame photos now by looking at his fb

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I bet that this milk is salty

Maybe it's both.
Yes

quads pls

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Kek I've got stickers from /o/, luckily there's no fellow autists in this area to spot me

>admitting to having a mental illness
go back to your containment board, scum

my nigga

>implying not everyone from alabama fucks their siblings.

I bet that's not milk

I hope he went to the house at the lake, killed everyone in there and raped their corpses... would be the perfect ending

actually have eaten first one

>losing an argument to a fruit

that face from my dreams!

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old dicks don't get soft.

Classic

Joke's on you, I don't have a sister!

that's funny, because on Cred Forums, everyone younger than 28 are cringe. the irony, eh?

i'm under 4 and i'm not cringe

i have a freind who uses the chan
we have code words for everything
alex=stupid nigger
memes=weed
etc

Agreed.

Thats not cringe

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Ha. Loved that shit movie

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Thats all butter on the toast

real true cringe

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poor guy

i've seen this a million times but it also ways gives me a good chuckle. people suck lol.

It's slang for "fixing to." It essentially means the same as "gonna," but is not directly derived from it. Fixing to = fixin' to = fixin' ta = finna

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>as that comes third, followed by mlp and fedoras

>laughing so hard i almost didn't realize it doesn't make sense that they "follow" 3rd

>hello to a vagina

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did his part change sides

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>if you can read a whole paragraph you're my soulmate