Hey Cred Forums, got a decent story for you guys from earlier today if any are interested and even if you're not

Hey Cred Forums, got a decent story for you guys from earlier today if any are interested and even if you're not.

>Be me.
>Trying to kill time so I don't have to do chores.
>Figure out a decent way to do it, girl just down the road is thirsty as hell for me. Pic related.
>I despise her, but there's always been something about having someone you hate on there knee's with your dick in their throat.
>3edgy5me, but it really is satisfying
>Plus she still has my dope as fuck necklace from where she said she'd fix it.
>Drive there in cooldudeshades.jpg, confident in success.
>3min drive later, I arrive. 12:38 AM today. Door is open and she's waving.
>Go in, "yo. Necklace?" Nonchalant as fuck. The less I have to say to her the better.
>Reason being is she one of those self awkward embracing fan girls.
>Plus I want her to know I really don't care about her.
>She does weird hand gestures all over as she gives me the entire history of my necklace.
>gist is things didn't work out and she couldn't do what she wanted, but she tried.
>just replaced the leather cord with choker length necklace string shit.
>not pleased, but whatever I didn't have high hopes.
>a few minutes of actual painful dialogue later and me going through her house like I own it, we're in her room.
>see bra on ground and see where to start.
>gesture to it, "nice bra." It wasn't actually anything too special. Can't even remember it.
>again gives me entire explanation on it, says her boobs outgrew it.
>Opportunity sighted.
Part (1/2)

Part (2/3)
>reach for the collar of her shirt and tug it down and check her tits. Act and totally am indifferent.
>wearing some pink C cup bra, decent looking.
>From there she goes full retard, just starts going on about bra's and her boobs.
>I block it out and continue playing with her body. Her hips, ass, tits, whatever I can paw at. She lets me.
>tell her to strip her short-shorts as I sit down.
>she does and I take a moment to take in her panties. Pic somewhat related.
>they're the black lacy ones I dig. Her cute ass is really shown off in them.
>moment over, I pull them down and sit her on my lap.
>She says I'm warm, I tell her to shut up.
>start to tease her clit a bit, she's clean shaven thankfully.
>my plan is to just sit here for a bit teasing her, and then take off in an hour or so.
>the idea of fucking her makes my dick go full black hole in on itself. A blowjob is about as far as I'd ever go.
>a few minutes of her stuttering and rambling about shit in my lap with my fingers circling her clit, I flip her over my lap.
>commence spanking every time she says something.
>her ass turned cherry red in a minute.
>A few minutes later decide to tease again, I spread her cunt. Very lucky I did before doing anything else around her hole. No longer indifferent and just openly disgusted.

Part final
>a fucking white worm is there, just hanging out. Fucking thing is curled up in there, the end disappearing into the darkness of her depths.
>know for a fact that it isn't a strand from her panties, they were black. The thing wiggles at me slightly, cementing the fact of its being to me.
>"Gross." Is all I say before I stand straight the fuck up.
>She falls to the ground solidly on her back. Sounded like it knocked the wind out of her.
>don't even stick around to see her reaction, I'm speed walking out the door and into my car. It's 1:01pm.
>wash hands as soon as I get home, my dad is cutting grass.
>she texts me moments later jokingly saying something about my music triggering her.
>Don't respond, busy prewriting this.

So that's how I successfully got out of doing chores. What did you guys do today?

Post more nudes faggot

Nah, you dirty google.

ITT the incredible story of OP cockblocking himself over a tampon string 10/10wouldgiveanoscarto

Out of all of the things that didn't happen this didn't happen the most

>Don't respond, busy prewriting this.

Kek

Tampon string = bleeding cunt
Bleeding cunts are still pretty gross and not my thing, so I stand by my decision to leave

Yup. Shoulda let her slob your knob a bit at least. Since you're disgusted by her and don't give a fuck, make sure she chokes on it a few times. Next time; you know she'll let you...