Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>This is not Cred Forums, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=pn1VGytzXus
poal.me/kf81nk
youtu.be/wjNtB5g70ic
theasukaacademiagames.imgur.com/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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:^)
Get Rekt Shiro. Also mom got fucked up.
Ye, hello.

Well shit, you guys are fast. I thought I should've done you guys a courtesy and make my own thread.

Thanks anyway.

>chen and shiro sneak into the dark sports equipment storage room together
No please.

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Sachu bby ; )

mandatory cc claim

don't limit me to one.
friedrich nietzsche
arthur schopenhauer
robert kane
immanual kant
rene descartes
fred alan wolf
i could go on but i doubt you wanna read for the next 8 years

>tried to make sure there are no spelling mistakes in their names
>scared i may have failed

It's summer vacation and our class is predicted to lost about 20 percent of our students over the break due to dangerous recreational activities performed by the students because they have better things to do than finishing their summer homework!

Dead folks. The wall of fails!

Tell these students how useless they are!

i do get lost a lot

That didn't take long :(

bb
rip

>Gets hit by a stray meteor
God damn it my sides alsdfjalkfj.

So people are starting to die? Poor CC.
Good riddance with the randoms.

I think we should have a pizza to mourn

Well, well, it's certainly nice to see people actually enjoying the school year. Maybe I should start enrolling students from this sector of the site more often. How about it? If you have any other places where we can get some bright new minds into this Academy, that would be splendid!

I'd eat a pizza right now.

>dead
nope
cant die
immortal.

just lost to never be found again.
cant assume death upon an immortal

>chen stares homura
I was waiting for it to happen.

>Chen stares Homura while wearing ... X-Ray Glasses

Crap, did I break the glasses or the chair?
Also, is I rip or what? This is fun.

RIP.

I don't fuck teens.

I can see her panties.

No you didn't.

Don't worry, CC-chan. Students never actually "die" in these games. The conflict and battle they have generated sustains the Academy and the universe it exists in. A new life is granted to the students who participate in this great cycle so they may participate again in the Hunger Games, or in this case, Asuka Academia!

Tis the lore, at least for my own games.

It will be a struggle to eat it, but we must do what we can to remember her
Amatsu bby, when are we going to get a drink?

CC must have gotten tired of society or something.

Whenever you want~

Shiro's handwriting is very cute~

Well, now you do.
Okay, maybe not. I lied.

Yea, whatever.

Neptune, you're so clumsy.
Face it, we both know that was going to happen.

Fuck that bitch up.

Uh-oh, we're having too many summer vacations this school year. Too many students are going to die outside the school!

i will rest in pepperoni

go to
i think its pretty accurate

Claiming Felix

Cirno's brain gives out during class, having finally overloaded with all the information being forced into it.
How fitting.
The chair then.

Pretty much all my days
Uneventful..

youtube.com/watch?v=pn1VGytzXus

You better get me a root beer >:(
Neptune, why didn't you tell me yoiu needed water?

I wish Vigil played too. Maybe I had the chance to make that grandpa miss his class or something.


I feel like I might die.

I'll miss spending times in bathroom with you.

You.

Well, fuck.

Dead folks! Take a look!

So, what are you guys going to do when you graduate? You can do anything you know! With the new title of Ace Student, nobody will ever think about stopping you!

>immanual kant

RIP NEP.
Your clumsiness killed you.

Claiming the lovely Touko Fukawa!

F

There, there, Shiro. I need to take care of little kids.

I'm such a good person.

don't try to hide the lewdness of that situation.
we both know it happened.

what?
i like his work

How about some red ale?
Well isn't that adorable

I thought my memes were cool enough to keep me fresh :^(
Rip in rekt.
Oldie but goldie.

What's going on here?

It's time for lunch break! Which one of you waifus have the cutest bento?

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Uh ja, das more like it.

Why thank you. Always a kind individual.

You still owe me a drink...

You wrote Immanual instead of Immanuel.

Yeah, I won't hide anything.

/waifu/ being the new /trash/ .

Probably me. That's why I'm eating alone. I don't want to share with anyone because is too good for them.

I'm sorry, Alice, no drinks for you

see

Dubs thread

So usually we have the traditional victory theme for the Asuka Academia Games. What would you like for yours if you do win?

Is Pantsu Queen kill?

I always knew it!

Just because I got dubs with my first post.

Fucking tsundere.
You just lost my game I think.

RIP.

Blown up by discount Megumin.

You're dead tho~

rip Homu
You were in my way

that's the adachi I know and love

FUCK.
i knew i would of messed up somehow.
it was all from memory.

i hate how the sink got in the way

HA, GET REKT CHEN!
Also, Jinx seems to be the most tame of all.

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You tried your best, Chen.

Also Rika claimed.

Claiming Aussa.

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Just sent away to the mountains...

You need to learn how to cook if you're going to be in my school!

Wall of fail!

What the hell is going on.

Haha, koth_sujin

I would've like whatever theme is at long is a win.

Don't worry about it.

Yeah..

FUCKING DAMMIT.

Hey Rika. What brings you here?

Wah! We're thinning down on students now! Have you memorized the names of everyone in your class?!

Everytime I see it, my chest hurt.

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One last try.

We having fun with a hunger games.

I had an entry in the game, Lambda-11, I was sticking around to watch.

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At least we went down together.

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What fuck is wrong with you, Ama?

I want to go down on you.

Uh-oh! We're down to the final two! And we finally realize through the ending of these games how the /waifu/ threads eliminate the unworthy~!

It's waifu vs waifu!

Vote for the winner!

poal.me/kf81nk

>somebody saved the image I made
Kek

Poor it on my grave then
One of the posters offered to do a hunger games. I'm apparently savage, but Amatsu accidentally put a knife in my forehead

Well aren't I one delinquent
I'm in my teenager angst
I sure am weird
I will, every year

ONE LAST FUCKING TRY

IF I DON'T GET DUBS

I QUIT

>poor

I pity Iceberg-chan.

Is the thread linked to some other /trash/ thread, or was it posted on discord?

Same old story.

Done.

>705242473
Just quit already

This is no longer a waifu thread.

It's an Adachi thread.

>Sachi was voted out of the game by a popuarity poll
Cancer got kicked out.

I'm gonna kill you or something. Or vote you off the island, I don't know.

@705242572
k

this man forgot his (You)

I've never touched Discord in my life, but yeah, it got linked in /trash/, too. It's where the other entries came from, after all. How's it going?

The last wall of fail before the end!

not elite enough

xd

Praise be to Adachi

Not sure about that, buddy.

>accidentally
lame.

You better.
JE SUIS FRANCAIS, C'EST MON EXCUSE >:(
>I just made a booboo on accident

It's Shiro vs Amatsukaze!

But apparently the fight doesn't even go down as the committee decide who the Ace Student Graduate should be!

Looks like the winner is...

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Where were you when Adachi became king of HG and took King Knight as his queen?

R I G G E D

I dig it.

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kek.

furiously masturbating to the thought

Are you sure about that?
Look who won

Amatsukaze is best bote then?

youtu.be/wjNtB5g70ic
AND THE WINNER OF ASUKA ACADEMIA XXXI IS AMATSUKAZE! CONGRATS ON MAKING TO THE END, AND CONGRATS ON WINNING THE FIRST ACADEMY GAMES ON /waifu/!

THIS HERE IS CALLED A WINCARD! YOU GET ONE FOR GRADUATING!

Thanks, I lost that image and I've been looking for it.

Fuck yeah, make sure you blow all over the monitor.

Rude!

Just lurking/posting in here until the HG game happend. Being happy because I'm going to start college soon.

Is nice to see you here, and I'm sorry for asking, I don't really know how it works when you lack tributes.

Thanks for hosting, Asuka user.

>705242768
No where, because no one fucking cares about you, go back to /trash/.

zoz

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Here are the school rankings!

Explaining the difficulty system of the Academy.

Angel - 24 Students
Beast - 36 Students
Impact - 48 Students

I hope all of you can get together and have an Impact Level School Year one day!

View all past Asuka Academia Games here in the archives!
theasukaacademiagames.imgur.com/
theasukaacademiagames.imgur.com/
theasukaacademiagames.imgur.com/

That was fun, thanks.

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Adachi thread, baby.

Cabbages.

Dubs.

Bitches.

Whores.

It's all good.

Was there any doubts? :^)

It was an honour
I will cherish the memories with my classmates and all that
I WON BBY

kek

I couldn't even vote, for some reason

This was fun!

What do you mean lame? :(
>Syndra wants me to dead

POST

RARE

ADACHIS

I think this was more of a one-time thing.
I'm completely out of my depth here, but it's nice to see that you're doing good.
Thanks starman.

There are always doubts. Doubts are what I do best

They were pointless I guess, but I think that was pretty funny.

Calamity-masu'd

Forgot to check thread

Thanks for playing /waifus/.

I felt good hosting, something that usually doesn't happen with me too often. The usual scum came to hijack and derail my games, but what can ya do? It's /trash/.

I'll be back one day, with better games. Stick around to enjoy them, peeps.

I'm out for the night, cya later.

>Best Waifu Asuka Shikinami Langley

POST

THE

RARE

ADACHIS

AND

NOBODY

GETS

HURT

Bye.

Even if we didn't make it to the end.

I could say the same. You should stick here if you want, you're more than welcome, it would be a pleasure to see you often.

Have a good night.

You people in /trash/ are very cringy. I hope we never have to migrate there.

It's nothing really.

I have better wincards than that fag btw.

Thank you for hosting, it was fun

Like I said, it's a bit out of my depth, but I might pop by to lurk now and then.

Plus I'm just more used to /trash/'s more relaxed pace.
Adachi's a dumbass.

Now we are certain of the answer
>nice blue

It was certainly entertaining, If it weren't for these, I would've felled asleep again,

Sleep tight

New game when?

I opened a Chandra last night at the prerelease, traded for a polluted Delta, a mystic gate, and a foil ayli

Hey shiro

Seems that's the case. Assuming you're Asuka, you're pretty cool.

Goodnight!
I don't know if wether your death was more pathetic or mine.

>I hope we never have to migrate there.
Hoping is a nice thing. Doesn't mean it's not gonna happen.

All hail sex bote, best of botes
>Thank you. Have this one again
When Asuka comes back

Hello. What's going on?

Eat shit faggots, she's mine.

Where were you when the games died?

Best Kitty Claimed

>sex bote
Only one person can call me this!
>I likes

Nope. I'm Rika/Aussa/a few others from HG. Figured it was best if I didn't eat up your images here. Asuka's a lot more...polarizing back 'home'.

So, who's gonna host the next game?

I need games or I'll die.

It's all I could wish for.

Caaaarlos

Okay. You still seem cool. You're welcome here.

Best Dangan claimed.

Sex bote

My waifu for laifu

>/trash/'s more relaxed pace.

It used to be very quiet one year ago. No 24/7 threads, they lasted longer, like 4-5-6 hours.

Hopefully I'll be able to catch you the next time you drop by aswell.

>CLAP
NEW
>CLAP
GAME
>CLAP
WHEN

I guess you better expand that list :^)

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nice feet

How about you expand this dong, baby.

Oh wait, you already are.

Faggot

C'mon now
Shoo~

I'd rather not!
Don't make me deport you~

Sex bote.

I try not to stir up trouble, and thanks. You guys always this relaxed?
These things have been around this long? Wow. I'll probably say hi if I see you, either way.

Sex bote? More like sexy bote

I don't identify as Acadien, y son tous des purists

I know I try too stay relaxed. And yea, it's usually pretty chill here.

So, are you finally on Junko's side now? Seems like you were trying really hard to derail Hoshi's game again.

I'm good, just had a nice DnD game

delet this

I hope Proon gets image limit.

Yeah, /waifu/ is pretty chill, unless someones starts some discord drama *cough cough*

I'm on my own side.

I appreciate the gesture.

Too bad he didn't

Lies.

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nigga did you just delete an image and ruin the sanctity of the image limit?

No, lel.