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forgot the rope or what?

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Cuuuuhringey

>when white girls pretend to be black.webm

great way to ruin the fan

no elevators. efficient people.

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story?

waste of time

This wouldn't happen if they drove on the right side of the street like you're fucking supposed to.

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I was there, we just didn't like him

and I thought Americans were bad.

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>"This wouldn't happen if they drove on the right side of the street like you're fucking supposed to."
>one way street

Explain to me how that would ruin the fan

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uuuuh spoooky

Kys kid

Quick, start rubbing his dick!

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this stressed me the fuck out.

!?
the fuck am I seeing (missing?) there?

its actually not a one way street shit head. theres a lane to his right that continues in the same direction

>one way street
>takes the left side

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Must have drove through a ylyl thread

Not gonna lie, that's pretty impressive.

cluster headache is a hell of an illness

What you're seeing there is Chinese engineering my friend.

history?

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story?

Problem in china where sometimes the floor gives out at the top of escalators. Someone should have a webm of it.

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Because you are spinning it backwards at 10x it's usual rate. It's very bad to do that.

That's a one way street, you retards. Don't you see the damn traffic sign before he slams into that lady?

So the ends of escalators are generally trap doors over there? Gotacha :P

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Ay more like this

checked

I still don't understand this video

>Germany

Why?

Dude it would still happen, if the person was running in the opposite direction. Durrrrr

magnets, how do they fucking magic

STORY?

>>Germany

>American detected

It's always about dick with niggers

read above, cluster headaches, worst pain humans know

This looks like something from a cartoon.

I think thats the least of that computer's worries

That's it, that's all they do? Boring.

But seriously, what the fuck? She checks butt before vag, and she checks one girl after the other all with changing gloves? Does she know fucking nothing about infections?

One of the few things I miss from the 90s.

Thanks Obama

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She's doing it on purpose, because she's a pervert/degenerate abusing her authority.

rope is edited out. when they pick her up you can see some distortion in front of the chair.

Still, that hippy is german. No wonder why they have to import different sorts of sandniggers and mudslimes while its native population go around buttfucking the grass

youtube.com/watch?v=DkjrOssNAEc

youtube.com/watch?v=LfE_Q62l--I

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Call me a disgusting Amerifat if you want, but that shit looks fire.

Oh boy, basic high school science demonstrations. This must be so exciting for people who didn't go to a decent school.

>confusing pretending with actually thinking races could mix.

So they would rather a little boy gets buttfucked by Mohammeds instead? Must suck being German, not even allowed to like your own country.

>magnets, how do they fucking magic
It's not on, genius, it's an electromagnet. It's not riding on it's magnetic cushion in that video. You are just grinding the surfaces together

Haiti
Was he high?
I'm guessing he was high

>American immigrant offspring bitching about immigrants.

I'd say fuck off back to Europe but we don't want you assholes back. Try the South Pole.

isis recruited him

She did get in some trouble for doing that. Probably just some paid leave though.

Kek wtf

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the point is it has bearings and is powered by a field not by toothed wheel and chain or something, 10x isn't shit to do anything to it
maybe try 1000 times

Kootra got swatted. Didn't do anything. Matter was resolved. Just some mongoloid called the police "for teh lulz"

You say that thinking that all migrants are the same and they all have the same value for a nation, isn't it?
>european migration to the us is comparable to turkish, syrian, iranian and african migration to germany just because they're both migration

electric motor = generator
put in electricity, you get motion
put in morion, you get electricity.
put in x10 motion, you get x10 electricity, and thats probably killing all the components.

never forget to unplug a fan before doing stuff that will spin the fan

Underrated.

that was the most animu thing I have ever seen

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waifu claimed

there have been incidents in china where the panels get loose

youtube.com/watch?v=-1q0jtnDQ40

Love the security measures they have in place.

Your mom is underrated

Who cares? Doesn't stop it from being cool.

YOU'VE BEEN
YELLOW MUSTARDED

What is that?

>this b8 again
(You)
It's Mexican.

The Turkish kid that delivered 3 Döners to my door step an hour ago spoke better German 30% of native Germans.

Do you know what a one way street is?

He got SWATTED. Somebody found out where he was live streaming from and reported something they would send a SWAT team to deal with.

youtube.com/watch?v=TiW-BVPCbZk

fuck the police

t. Mehmed

I was waiting for him 2 get in the car on fire and blow the whole shit up

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Disturbing yet impressive.

That fucking file name

>headshake at the end

lmao

I did that when I was a dumbass kid

i can fap to this

i went to school in the south, so yeah.

That's a Prius V. Had one. Loved that car.

Instant karma

No, actually my name is Steffen. My last name is a typical German name like Schmidt or Müller.

>the only sane person on japan

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almost forgot about this classic

That's where it's mouth is.

This is Mexico not America

what is this?

if this was my kid i'd be proud as fuck

Kids probably still wondering when his parents are gonna come get him

Great "North Dakota" license plate there.

Fucking Eurofaggots.

>Kys
Underage b&

I went to a poor high school... Now that I'm at university, I have seen cooler stuff, but I agree with It's still cool.

>Hexafluoride.

I'm never using an escalator. I don't know why, I'm just not

unplug the fan for what reason if the fan has no power going to it anyway?

Retard.

>dat face grind
>dat guy in the double rib undershirt with the fingerless gloves

JET SET RADIOOOOOOO

it comes from a life where not doing this equals not getting fed at least for the generation before.

>Colonel Mustard

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non-norn webms

is that some random dude or like an actual security guard?

how bout some space gifs?

fuck I want to be in a fight

>Great "North Dakota" license plate there.
>Fucking Eurofaggots.

Really? Too bad in your shitty country there aren't national standards for anything, because you're too retarded to agree on something because taht would take ya freedumz.

Yup I have a friend that has them. Scarred the shit out of me the first time he started screaming and slamming his head against the wall out of nowhere. We were alone at my house and I didn't know why to do. They call it the suicide disease for a reason. He has a medical marijuana Rx now.

think she lost her job after that, but it was a big deal. Happened in Texas if I recall

A+

Obviously not high enough. He couldnt get over the bar

>Haitians can afford drugs

Yeah nah.

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why the fuck is he trying to OUTRUN THE FIRE!? Is he really this fucking stupid?

the real danager is the magnets on the fan part are charging the stator putting electricity into the electronics that regulate fan speed and they can burn out.

but they don't. never never do. ive done this a million times. you can put a multi meter on the wires and see the charge your making, it never gets very high.

customeuropeanplates.com/usa-euro-style-license-plates.html

Those are custom front plates. You can't just buy a Euro-style license plate as your actual, legal plate. Please research before you post. You could save a life.

She also lost her right to own guns since she's a convicted felon now.

underrated post

cute

Yes it does. You must be pretty simple minded if you are impressed by basic tricks you have seen before.

I've seen a fair share of american and chinese tourists. There's no comparison, chinese tourists are fucking garbage.

I remember going to visit a popular waterfalls from my country and it was filled with chinese people. They threw garbage everywhere, gave food to wild animals and overall were annoying as fuck.

American tourists are kinda dumb but they're not bad people

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How's American a bad?

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it's like how the egyptians would take the brain out of the nose for mummification purposes

I went to a decent school and had the literal most boring chemistry and physics teacher. So no I wouldnt call them basic hs demonstrations.

Coaches give no fucks about demonstrating shit and do it all out of the book.

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>Shitty infastructure makes you fear every step
>China is superior and will rule the world

this may be the ONLY time where a "Dog Is My Copilot" sticker actually makes sense

fake

not high enough

>How's American a bad?

Hmm...

I love how she just falls over from her own weight.

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what the fuck is that

i think it's a pass-out game. someone pushes on your chest to stop your blood from pumping until you pass out.

holy shit its so long

Say what you want, he nailed that shit

Its, to get high. Not a game.

could somebody do this with
Safri Duo bongo Song
plz

Weed doesn't help cluster headaches. But mushrooms do.

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story?

ñ_ñ

sweden actually

lol you son of a bitch

pc tech here. total myth, it is literally impossible to generate enough current to do any harm whatsoever.

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might be the least attractive thing ive seen a very attractive person do

for what porpoise?

Eh. The guy who has them says it does. Who the hell am I to argue? Or you?

youtube.com/watch?v=Q_Ka4hYDiVs

He went spelunking, got stuck, and could go no further.

Boba fett
kek

drug prices tend to track to local spending power. ghanan buddy says (shit)weed is virtually free there

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Dude, I'm both American and fat and that shit looks disgusting.

helps mine

relaxes spasming muscle and general analgesic qualities better than anything I was prescribed.

lost my shit at the bear trap lol

to release trapped blood

you can also heat something like a paperclip end up and melt through the nail, when it melts through the nail the blood cools the clip so you dont burn yourself.

The pressure of trapped blood can suck unless you get it out

>8 years from now this kid will be here announcing his Tumblr entrance while stuffing his smooth and shaved ass with a dragon dildo.

SAD

I work in a CNC woodshop. Our computer towers get packed with dust on a regular basis. Not a big deal at all.

a stick

I saved this just to get screen caps for reaction images.

Aww you poor American, think you went to a good school, turns out it was only good by American standards. That's genuinely sad.

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Snapping turtle. Don't fuck wit them. Their neck are super long and the can take a finger easily.

/thread

He said no porn!

She was on SoA

drugs are bad

D'oh!

kek, anyone who cleaned a computer with compressed air know it looks exactly like that. Nothing new or weird about it.

Sure amhed

soruce pls

no, you want to win a fight

Come on... You labelled the webm incorrectly. That is obviously a turkey...

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I'll say!

There are legit people like that everywhere not just murica

Steffen Schneider

fucking cyclists

How does someone let themselves get to this point?!

Someone that has them, that's who I am.

A woman in China was crushed to death because that part of the escalator gave out on her and she got sucked underneath into it. She saved her child by handing it off to nearby people.

Here I come!

m'kay

Story?

Just a cute little baby

what did they pull out?

i could have killed a little nigger i seen out on the street late at night,
i didnt.

Feels bad.

It seems to have worked.

I mean sure, it helps the ones you made up to get legal weed. But I'm more talking about an actual medical condition.

It never ends..

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* slowly hand him a GI Joe and possibly a bb gun

So the loser gets a hand job?

wtf happened here?

Well maybe different things work for different people. Don't assume your cws

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Our galaxy is that old , our univers is much older and has multiple big bangs going of .

Just do some research, it doesn't help anyone.

LOOK AT THE STARS

LOOK HOW THEY SHINE FOOOOOR YOUUUU

And that's what I get for posting from my phone. You know where I was going with that though.

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don't they have food in china?

Just a normal day in Chicago.

what do you think happened you fucking retard?

I've had more than a dozen different pharmaceuticals prescribed to me, and none worked better than weed.

Why does it upset you that people successfully treat themselves with marijuana?

How does someone afford that much food?

in case people wonder what this is or how it works
youtube.com/watch?v=-OtiTeNWPH4

White people and their coldplay...

I'm a white people

IT WAS ALL YELLOW

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gay fag dropped camera cuz turtle scared him

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Why would you let the cops do that to you? I would literally say "You better arrest me now so I can call my attorney sooner."

Fucking use your white privilege, losers.

food? yes
manners? no

Ok my friend is a liar because you said so Dr. user. I'll let him know he's wasting his time and should knock it off right away.

Naw, you don't. Just take a martial arts class and spar with people. Almost all the fun with way fewer negative repercussions, like dying, being maimed, going to prison/being sued.

>eating in "no eating" area
>don't eat here, user
>fuck off
>no one else is...
>fuck off
>you can't do that
>fuck off
>YOU CAN'T EAT SEEDS HERE
>get dome smashed with a hammer for eating on the train

classic

Well he sure as shit wasn't blind firing for no reason. Did someone come up on him? Did he see someone who owed him money?

P.S. You're a pedantic fuck and no one loves you. Not even your parents. Hell, if there was a god even he would fucking hate you.

I love how Eurofags like to live in this elaborate fantasy world where they're the sophisticated aristocracy of the world. Believe me, I am very aware that America blows ass, but you need to wake up and realize that Europe is a pile of trash as well.

youtube.com/watch?v=CiVXPrrwErw

kek lost

RIP fans.

Yellow like banana?

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That actually makes sense.

Haven't seen this in a while it's one of my absolutely favorites. The only thing better would've been if the idiot biker got killed or paralyzed.

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That's a fucking orange

nah it is to pass out
I did it once when I was younger
I remember nothing from it only that I was pushed against the wall and the next moment I was not

i have so many questions

story?

It is even better with sound/ soundtrack, niggers always seem to die on soundtracks dailymotion.com/video/x41pjak?GK_FACEBOOK_OG_HTML5=1

Story ?

Weed doesn't do shit for my headache clusters. And I smoke alot

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its like something out of a zombie film o.0

I used to put a screw driver in the fan to stop them spinning. This webm is pretty standard.

why is eating seeds such a serious deal there?

Thanks for the sauce. Still don't get the reason why she kept the chair for juping though.

I give it 3, tops.

Go fuck yourself

Good. The world needs less degenerate stoners making shit up.

>someone though this was funny banter

Lol that kind is going to make alot of money later in life doing something he loves. Call him a faggot more though.

but she didn't. learn2traffic

are you people fucking retarded?

thats a bunch of inbred fucking canadian american autists throwing a god damn faggot shit stuffed with dick and gay into needs to stop shoping at ikea and drinknig fucking soy milk retarded liberal fucking hipster faggot jobless cock sucking cant drive queer fucks all dicking eachothers gay faggot shit.

do you fucking understand?

thats some gay shit and FUCK OP

Chinese are the worse.

Americans are annoying, but generally don't mean to be. If you explain something to them politely, 9/10 times they will respect your wishes.

Japanese are the fucking best. They pay money, are super polite, clean/organized, and are fun.

retarded neighbour called police cuz heard gunshots from counterstrike

He's a faggot

also, double check'd

checked

>land of the free
kek.

retarded twat

Topkek

how is that the bikers fault

It made me break out the shooters, but i dont have any any more really.

games are shit these days.

we used to call it a "wall hit" in the midwest in the 90's...makes you pass out

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chinese tourists are the worst

I never understood the asian obsession with sea cockroach legs....

So, they were competing to see who could make it longer without passing out?

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>pushes on your chest to stop your blood from pumping
I wonder what will happen with this fucking generation. They have google, and yet they refuse to get wise on any number of subjects.

Kid gonna be a pimp in the club later, probably already fucked more girls than this whole thread fags

He was braking hard trying to fuck with the guy in the car. I wish he would've died or at least got run over by a transport truck.

yes

I think the idea they have is to try and stimulate a dopamine response to try and focus his brain again. Some stupid roodeypoo idea like that. Honestly, if he has a brain injury the increased blood pressure from the stiffy would probably harm him further.

not a big deal til your whole woodshop burns down, not that hard to put filters on computers.

dat shitpost doe

I hope you never look both ways on that idea and walk on urban streets with fast vehicles.

technically it's not cheating, counter-terrorists were just better at completing their job. he should learn from it.