Midgets

Moar?

Wow, would do all of them..

Serious question: did anyone ever fuck a midget?

Is the pussy as big/long as with regular women or do you bottom out after like 5 inches?

It's on my bucket list. I have the same questions.

All these things look retarded.

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What are some of the daily challenges you face being autistic?

I would burry my dic in that.

>tfw you´ll never have a qt oompa-loompa gf
why even live?

I'm married to 2 midgets since the court decided that since each was a half a person, they would allow me to double or nothing. My first midget bride does indeed have a pussy that resembles that of normal person, but there are minor differences such as a lack of labia. It's seriously just lip then vaginal canal. Can't complain since I'm a fan of innies rather than outties. My 2nd wife ,however, has a rather small opening regardless of how hard we try to stretch her. Due to her sexual limitation, we often resort to just fingering and the like. I can however confirm that each of my wives has a normal vaginal depth when compared to their full-sized counterparts. I hope this has cleared up any curiosity you may have.

Fuck, she is hot...!

Triggered

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I agree with you and would join in :D

No Homo

All homo...

good job in explaining. I need a midget too as a wife

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I shop at the wrong places, where can I get a midget off the shelf?

Make sure you get the court mandated two midget wives.

I live in germany... thats a different thing here... sadly

Jemma
Such cute
Much adore
Wow

Fuck

Kek

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Why do only ugly midgets do hc?

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I want to have those hands wrapped around my cock.

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are you seriously believing him with the two wive thing?

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You can't lie on the internet. It's a rule ya know.

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sry, forgot

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99% of 7 foot tall people never see her coming until they hear the shot...

I fucked a midget friend of mine, im only 5 8 and she is a few inches below my shoulder.

shit was awesome, but shes not exactly pretty.

No... but i would love to have to wives.

>You never feel bigger than you do with a pygmy

Check out Verne troyer aka mini me fucking a playboy bunny

How about no.

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Chicken?

I lied on the Internet once while dividing by zero, they had to reboot the Matrix.

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>No... but i would love to have to wives.

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I say midget I really meant "dwarf".

pic related.

I want to eat sushi off of her

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Can haz?

Almost out of midgets.

Copy it, it's all yours my friend!

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m.liveleak.com/view?i=80f_1357621391

Do amputees count as midgets? I heard the definition is just to be under 4'11"

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>dat four foot long

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How sad and lonely are you fuckers that you would actually consider putting your dick into one of these things? I've been on Cred Forums since 2009 and I've never said this before but you people are fucking disgusting. Evaluate your lives and figure out what your problem is and solve that problem and then go out and get a girlfriend. Don't get salty, I'm here as a friend. I'm trying to help.

Is this a midget?

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So you are a discriminating shit, who considers people with a different appearance than your sense of normal disgusting, yet WE are the ones who need help?

It's you buddy, who needs help.

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Gross

Is that you, John?

If the thing on the left is considered two people, then their average height would be under 3 feet, so...

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special forces?

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She looks like Kelly Clarkson (if she were younger and thinner)

no midget, you stupid cunt

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thats all i got i wish i had more of her

noice.

I would bang/wife these so hard. I'm a manlet and dream of girls shorter than myself which is generally limited to teens.

The only issue is that midgets put on weight so incredibly awkwardly, so their shelflife is super short.

A typical adult woman has a good shot of maintaining her proportions through her 50s with a little diet and exercise, but midgets don't have a prayer as soon as their thighs reach critical mass.

Is this a human toad or something?

look ok im not very good at this so i used a little toad dna

but she came out allright right?

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I think it's a buffo, otherwise known as a bullfrog

I for one would like moar of this if there is any plox

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Anyone have Jemma's Sex tape? Originally posted on Cred Forums

Because the pretty midgets are too busy being perfect waifus

>Do amputees count as midgets?
no

So...hypothetically speaking....if one was to mate with one of these...will the resulting offsprings be also one of these...given one of the mates weren't one of these...

Is 'I thought she was a midget!' a decent defense in court over child molestation charges?

You wouldn't dare to make fun of her if she stood right there in front of you, especially because the most convenient target at her height would be your dick. Do you want to get shot in the dick?!

50-50 chance

not even a little

I would have said "no" until I've seen this one:
Now I'm unsure what the hell is going on.

i see a big difference with a child

When will they learn?

I'd like to see a pregnant one. There isn't much pregnant midget porn.

There's a Sex Tape?

Wow thats fuckin hot

OHH MYY GOD NEED

Eww gross

Her face looks like it was hit with a shovel

Who is she?

Need this !

karina lemos a brazilian midget

youtube.com/watch?v=gzc5czzsap4

Not a sex tape but it's a video of Jemma

69C71AF

She wasn't a midget, she was a fourth grader.

bleh

And a midget

>special forces
mysides

> Average height would be under 3 feet
Do you know how to math?