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Be gentle I'm very suicidal

The worst moustache I've seen all day.

How's teaching grade 7 science?

So how many small girls have you raped and buried in the woods?

you look like a cartoon character

Your mom loves it
Pretty close assumption actually.

Art?

Shouldn't you be busy filming Narcos Season 3?

10 times as many as you
My life goal is to become an anime

Seriously man, fix your facial hair. It actually looks like shit and has the potential to look not entirely like shit with a very small amount of work.

why is there a bold patch in your moustache? not manly at all

>Be gentle I'm very suicidal

with that moustache, I am not surprised.

Go shave and look into the camera next time you take a selfi, don't gaze into your own reflection you narcissist

What should I do to it?
That's just how it grows man

Why do you have the second button, buttoned? Faggot

kek this

Haha thats what i was gonna say

>narcissist
Obviously or I wouldn't be asking for rates

What do they mean by this?

You would look fine without that moustache, really. I don't think it fits in your face, shave it off. As a gay Cred Forumstard, I'd rate you 7/10, I'd be attracted to you but please, shave that moustache.

Is it really that bad? My gf loves it. She's never seen me without some sort of shitty facial hair.

The general rule is that it should follow the shape of your upper lip. Basic fix would be to cut it so that it covers less of your upper lip and tapers towards the ends. Google for images of moustaches for inspiration and shapes, just do something about it, right now it just looks messy.

The shape breaks up your face. You don't have to remove it completely, but something needs to be done.

Narc/10

You're not a bad looking guy by any means, but your hairline looks like its receding badly or it might just be the pic. If you're balding get a shorter cut and at least get the stache trimmed, but Id just shave it off. Youd look much better without it. You have a decent face.

Beauty is all about tastes. I don't like it but she may, there's no such thing as "objective beauty"

I was going for a walrus moustache. My inspiration is Will Oldham get

It is receding.

Rate?

OP rate: nice guy/10
You look like you listen to psychedelic rock

It is too long. All you need to do is trim it

Also, is your girlfriend 8 years old?

Because you look like a text-book paedophile.

I mean, nothing wrong with that. I also fap to cp but I don't think I would go around and advertise it quite so openly on my face as you do

david spade's downs syndrome little brother/10

Is it that obvious? Im trying to do this whole mushroom jesus cult thing in western illinois right now. Its goin great.

You look like a guy who needs a purpose.

I'd be suicidal if I looked like that too.

You look too nice.

You look like you still live with your parents

You were pretty good in Just Shoot Me

Rate me Cred Forumsitches.

Trans in the making

Your mom?

How your average walmart delivery truck driver looks

may i suggest putting your hair in a man-bun, getting contacts, and keeping the sideburns if you can grow any hair there. And trimming the goatee by half. Maybe even drawing a few eyebrows in to make it look thicker.

Looks like the bald guy from mythbusters with a wig.

Bernie bro Timothy, sup bro?

Aww thank you
No she's 23
My purpose in life is to be a florist and write songs and get married

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why are you sideways

Op here. You look like you take care of yourself. But this is a face rate thread not body

Agent Murphy what are u doing here

rather good.

Why does this girl have an Adam's apple?

DAMN! 10/10

Why does this girl have an Adam's apple? - ugly son of bitch

You're not a man unless you're ugly

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You look like a Muppet that touches children

timestamp faggot

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Kids need human contact to thrive. Neglect stunts their growth and brain development.

>implying you've never held an infant

Post whole face or no rate

You look like an hero to be.

I'm talking about the touches your dad told you not to tell your mother about.
>nice psych 101 lecture bud

rate me plz

Already tried that. I was too much of a pussy to jump but the cops pulled me off the bridge. My life has gotten better, beautiful girlfriend, amazing career, and lots of friends. Life always gets better, or at least you learn how to tolerate it.

I hope you love your life user

Stop projecting your life onto me

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that's the worst fucking mustache i've ever seen like wtf

came here to say something similar

Plays tuba in marching band/10

Nice comeback didn't mean to bring back memories of your dark past

Lmao, trying to force out a six pack. Pathetic.

cute
lose the stache, vertical pic to see if head is weird shape or not.

You have decent skull and facial features but you look like a pedophile in that outfit, with that haircut and mustache.

Jonathon Coulton/10

Ur just jealous because I am handsome and you're an obese neckbeard who fantasizes that his mom will come onto him someday

I'm glad to see your utilizing the 2 months of college you did before you dropped out

david spade's gay cousin/10

I have a bachelors in horticulture and a diploma in floral design.

I aint tryna flex

Dude im in way better shape than you and look better I'm not mad about anything

How about you get back to your liberal cuck job at viceland fuckin sperglord.

Post pic then

So nothing ? Poor choice should've taken econ that at least would've got you somewhere

ayy

End your misery already, faggot.

Wtf kys

I like my job tho

>suicidal
>make thread on Cred Forums
>asks to be gentle
>weak bait but i'll bite, got nothing to do anyway
kys fag XDDdD i bet u rape little kids in the park you sick fuck.

>Someone gets the reference

You look like that teacher from stranger things

I don't even care anymore

Trap in the making

Shave your head, you're going bald anyway. Shave the stache, it's fucking aweful man, you look like a pedo scum.
get buffed
solid 7/10

>definitely obese / neckbeard

Now post your face pussy

sesh

hallo

Definitely newfag
I'm OP so I did

Why cause I didn't timestamp ? Get over it you pleb

No because you're underage and a newfag

Probably a douche IRL and yell at your own mother

Holy shit this guy is insecure

Another photo to judge

R8

You look like a guy who jacks it to CP but would act like pic related when the fbi races your house

I like how I look. I don't look like Elliot Rodger so it's cool

aaaayyyyy

Actually I'm 18 so I am of age
>sorry I look good
And Im actually a nice person irl are you afraid of my masculinity?

Get rid of the fucking Cum-Catcher moustache and there isn't a problem faggot.

6/10, could just be the angel. Use a better phone and shot from another angel you would be a 8. Would hit on you if we were at a bar.

Maybe i should learn makeup huh?

If you don't like anime 7/10
If you do like it 1/10

That is the most dirty,faggoty mustache I've seen all year.

Listen bro, trim up the parts that overlap onto your lips and it would look 100x better. Trust me. Just make it follow the curve of your lip. It isnt hard.

You look like a gay porn producer

Smile more

that neek seems to be very fragile

9/10
if you like dressing up like a girl
10/10

Shave your face and you look decent

Yeah I've lost a lot of weight recently

this

No, not really you're really pretty, but eyebrows are your biggest weakness. Fill in them more.

How many Colombian drug lords have you taken down

Y-yea im a guy
w-why whould i e-ever dress up as a g-girl
Heh

Shave that shit off of that cock hole you call a face.

Did you tape pubic hair to your upper lip?

So I see I don't get a reply

Nice Moustach, Freddy Mercury Detected.

My gf likes it

Your gf has bad taste in facial hair. You should seriously consider shaving it off, I bet you look much better without it.

6 year old don't count as gfs you pedo

Like I haven't heard that joke 30 other times in this thread. Try harder newfag

only newfags call others newfags nice try though

So you're calling me a newfag?

Thats retarded, even for twisted sex offender logic

Becouse i know you love it.
I know i love it.
Post pics if you have them.

Rate me Cred Forums faggots

how's the HRT treating you?

>tfw all hrt did is make me look like a 16 yo boy

Face 6,5/10 Haircut sucks, hipster undercut. You should go for a Hitlerjugend-Haircut, or like the SS and Wehrmacht-Soldiers had. Its very smiliar to yours

if pic related
is you then hrt did i nice job.
Pic related is me.
I'm wondering if i should go to a haircutter or not.

how many people have you murdered?

I have those thoughts many time's, but haven't killed anyone. (yet)

you are a mixte between pewdiepie and superkonar who is a french youtuber check amasing!

that photo was taken with my laptop camera. here is are a better one. do i still look like a murderer?

try short hair, should be better and less like a murderer =)

try to sleep also and go to the sun in order to gain some tan skin

How short? like Hitlerjugend and ss short? or u.s army short. or short.

Yes, looks less like a murderer now. Like user said, I think shorter hair would suit you better than long. And of course, get some more rest at night ;)

And what about me? Should i kill myself?

>someone not getting it

I always had that under my eyes. when i was young they thought i smoked weed. it was a lot worse when i did smoke weed. and i have smoked a lot. now its fading away. but it will always be visseble. spared my weed bags from the coffeshop for a few months. for fun.

Your alright, i say average looking.,don't an hero

Hello, Agent Murphy.

you are so cute

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Then just bee urself

Shave & a haircut.
You'll feel better

Yes

R8 me is it time to jump off that bridge

perkele antti

Killyourself/10

original original

Forgot pic

What? i don't speak pleb.

Bump

Louis you are a fegget

do you mean satan or the god of thunder?

Not bad would bang/10

awesome

Sweet tatto faggot so edgy

So what color is your windowless van op

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