This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass, what do you do?

This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass, what do you do?
>He's 7'2'' (2.18m), 300lbs (136kg)

Suck his cock! I mean look at him!
Then he could bang my gf and I simultaneously.

Kill his family.

Shot him obviously. Since he have violated the NAP.Yes she is MINE.

Make fun of him for being 7'2 300 pnds with 0 traps and arms my size.

wait 10 minutes till he dies of natural causes. them big guys dont live long

Remember that his behavour makes him subhuman and get on with my life?

lay back, cause i have a crazy ass gf who will kill him herself

grab some popcorn ofc

tell him to tie his shoelaces

dick kick

But they fuck more class A bitches than in your short ass long existence.

not a thing. my gf is fucking nasty and no sane person would willingly slap her gross ass.

i dont have a girlfriend, jokes on him

Shoot him a bunch of times. He's big, not bullet proof.

fuck his muscly ass

Guns are for pussies and show how much of a beta manlet you are. It's people like you who are ruining America.

i would do the normal thing.

7'2 300 lbs.

so he's a fucking beanpole then?

Do what anyone with a girlfriend would do and kick off? The fact you're asking that means you're a pussy...

Unload the most devastating uppercut onto his balls

Bide my time because he'll be dead by age forty then I will laugh, he who laughs last laughs loudest.

Id kneel down so i could reach down to punch him in the fucking skull. Little shit.

threaten to take him to a dennys parking lot at 3 am and spank him with a flip flop while a gussied up tumblr faggot watches in horror as i assert my patriarchal dominance over the man as well as over the tumblr fag forced into watching this carnal display of ass spankage

This is what scrawny manlets tell themselves in order to sleep at night

Lol he's white he would never do that. Not half as tough as an angry nigger.

Stab him in his genitals a couple times. He can slap her ass, but he's never gonna fuck her

You're just mad that I'm right.

Guy probably has a suken chest... Id punch the fucker right between rib cage and send him directly to A&E.

That's what people with a very unhealthy amount of insecurities would say

so what, my gf is 1,58m 136kg

find a pole and hit him in the head ?

There's only one way to treat race traitors like that, and it doesn't end with breathing privileges.

Umm I would win because I'm American pic related libcucks.

Kek

He would destroy 99.99999999% of men in a fight

Start an lfr

Stomp out his knee.

That's a pretty fucking ugly firearm.

Top kek

Drop to my knees and blow him.

Slap my gf too and tell her not to provoke men like the filthy whore she is, also offer a drink to the offensed man

Good thing isn't doesn't make a noise and is a one hit headshot doing on 100 hp of damage faggot.

Amerifag way
>> Erma Shoodem. Muh freedom

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>great equalizer

>.22
>100 dmg headshot
yeah right kiddo. that would feel like a bee sting to that guy

You just mad your hours in the gym cannot defend you against current technology?

uppercut him as hard as i can.

>using a .22 for big game
Come on lad

crawl back under your rock like the stoneage scum you are

give him sleeping pils in drink, wait till he fall asleep, rape him and then kill him

>easy

Get a .50 shot to the occipital lobe

Shoot yourself in the head with a .22 and report back here on the level of bee sting pain you feel.

No. I trained under an Olympic coach for years and I can't even make that claim. Plus Mike Tyson was five foot nine in shoes. Height means very little in a punch up

Pull out my S&W 500 and shoot him in his nuts, while simultaniously breaking my hand, good day

Idiots who have never shot anything with a 22

Lol 22 will go through the skull where it will blend your brain. Doesn't matter how tall you are..

It's really not as useful a caliber as you clearly think it is.

There's a reason we stop shooting .22 when we hit puberty.

Shoot yourself in the head with a .22 and report back here on how useful it is.

Nice 22 i am not twenty-one so i would use my 44 hunting rifle. pic related

Clear a compound with a .22 and tell me how effective it is.

faggot.

>"How's the weather up there?"
>run

Buttblasted manlets detected. I'm guessing your girls preferred Chad Thundercock's dick over yours after she saw that he could break you like a stick, and now you take it out on us alphas.

And zero delts.

slaps your ass instead. who is having the last laugh?

Pull out my gun and blow his brains all over the sidewalk

slap his ass back

Call the cops on that schizo

Laugh, because statistically he'll die at a far earlier age than I will. So while he gets to slap my ass, he'll probably die at 40 like some type of inbred Great Pyrenees, as all Hodors are.

He never fought 7`4 guys...

Watch her stab him in his balls most likely.

i would headbutt him in the scrote.

i don't care how tough you are, a bowling ball to the crotch is gonna lay you out.

Get.