CRINGE THREAD GO! oc content preferred

The thing is I agree with this to an extent but it's people who act like this that make me want to misgender people on porpuse .

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You are so original. How do you come up with these zingers?

Its satire

that's not cringe, it's bait
look at the last graph and fuck everyone who liked it

Boy is my face red

I think it's cringier that you came to Cred Forums to explain how you're a nice guy

Am i so sexy that you blush for me?

Kind of like how this thread is so original? KYS

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agree, the greentext makes is worse

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please tell me this is fake

Hahaha, fucking hell, my sides.
>Call Oprah

Wew m8, this is some strong stuff.
Saved.

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Chapter 1: Beginnings

It's been a rough year for me. My grandfather, Jim Shifflett, who incidentally will be 80 next May, was in the hospital last June. School was stressing me out. And who helped me through those times? The Muppets, of course! They've always been there for me in tough times. So, one day, I'm just relaxing in my living room, or what I call my studio, and I get this strange phone call. Of course my mom answers it just like she answers every other phone call.
"Matt, it's for you" Mom said.
"Oh goodie a phone call for me for once." I thought to myself.
"Hello?"
"Hi Ho there, Matt" The voice said.
"K-Kermit? Is that you?" I said.
"Why yes it is! How did you know?"
"Trust me, I recognize that voice."
"Glad you do. Well, I've heard a lot about your story."
"Oh you have."
"Why yes. Your mother told me all about it."
"Being the sweet mother that she is. So, what's up?"
"Well, I wanted to know if you would like to guest star on The Muppet Show"
I just stood there shocked.
"Why Kermit, I-I never thought you'd ask. I'd love to!"
"Fantastic! Now, do you have any talents?
"Why yes I do."
"And they are?"
"Acting and singing."
"Oh, so you're an actor?"
"Yes."
"Any big productions you're doing right now?"
"No. Just doing school plays for now."
"Gotta start somewhere."
"True."
"Now, last question. Is there anyone you'd like to do a scene with?"
Again, I was shocked.
"No doubt. Miss Piggy, please."
"Alright, Miss Piggy it is."
"Well, Mr. Bingel. It was nice talking to ya and I can't wait to see ya when you come out here."
"Can't wait to see ya."
"Alrighty, goodbye now."
"Bye Kermit."
Once, I hung up, I cried tears of joy because this is what I dreamed of for years.
Look out LA, here I come!

END OF CHAPTER 1

I mean he has bitches and you don't.

you want OC? look in the mirror buddy

OC

Is this cringe material?

That's bitchy AND racist, what a cunt.

Wow

OC from the facebook of someone i have on steam

>le sigh
nigger got rekt

This website isn't for you.

I was a failed abortion as well, i can relate to the anger.

You have to go back

Shes my spirit animal

hahaha wonderful

youtu.be/fgJqliVWSSg

The whole video is a cringe festival.

This is one of the saddest things I've ever seen..
In all forms of its context.

I have more

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Nigger detected. Sorry but not every white butch wants you and she fucking owned your asses on that

>cheeky
lost it m8

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>fresh OC
>>>/funnyjunk/

it's worth the read

Not really, shes just an unmployed weabo

>9gag