Why do you not have a girlfriend ?

I don't feel like I need one.

Indubitably

2 shy 2 ask

boyfriends are better, they have dicks

Hard to find a girl in germany who can cook not just noodles and is not a stupid cunt that want to fuck with the "refugees"

i just broke up with one and i have no interest in finding until i finish hiking the Appalachian trail next year.

I'm recently out of a relationship and
Have little to no confidence

Underpaid, overweight, undermotivated, overly cynical.

And they like to have sex and actually know what a man wants

my wife wont let me

I DON'T KNOW :(

it seems like i lost all my girl skills when i hit 20, now im 24 and it sucks i dont really get to know new girls anymore and i'm very picky and not interested in most of them

>short
>boring

Literally no point.

I want to, but I have no friends and no idea on how to start a conversation with random cuties on the street or in my school

This plus pedo

no time
and small dick

you fucking faggots

Ugly as hell and borderline psychotic

Kill yourself ahmed

tfw Lexi Belle will never be your gf

why live

Because my wife would find out.

Because I'm an obnoxious self-centered fuckwad incapable of intimacy, trust, or compassion. Duh.

dont say that, for them a hero is something else....

GF of 8 years broke up with me 2 weeks ago.

too busy working and running a business

This

Short, not good looking, low economic status.

pretty sure you would love to..but no one wants sandnigger muslims

see

because women disgust ou bore me
and because my hearth still had a bitter taste of the last time i loved someone

>tfw can't find a cute twink boy to exiprement with

because women i want to be with do not like me and after 13 years of looking i have given up. that's why

Because I'm a trap.

>tfw
Don't you have to post a pic silly?

Ugly+socially awkward when talking to grills

more?

I did guess i accidentally deselected it.

Currently hunting a bitch

Stop beig so pathetic. The difference between the strong and the weak is that the strong live in their heads, chasing ideal worlds that will never be, and the strong live in the now. Make a move that'll help you tomorrow today or waste your life away wishing. It's your move to make.

Im the one that said kill yourself ahmed right now im writing with a boy we're going to meet maybe turn him sonehow into a trap if he looks good

Same here, but I make really good money now.

No one asked why I didn't have one until the money came in. Really makes you think.

There's a common question, "would YOU want to date you?"

Yeah, why wouldn't I? But it's not that simple, because women don't often want their equivalent in a man, they want someone above them in what biologists call the "dominance hierarchy".

I'm tired of the idea that we're supposed to keep upgrading ourselves from Basic to 2.0, 3.0 and so on just to be considered "worthy" of a shot with Basic Her.

Pic?

learn to type bitch

well..you just have to look harder - where do you live?

pretty hard to find a gf if i dont leave my house

I don't like it when they are forced to..they have to want it by theirselfs - that doesnt mean a little push doesn't help but it shouldnt cross the line x3

lol thats the least concerning part

What's the point? No matter if it's a boyfriend or girlfriend they'll cheat anyway. Can't trust anyone but yourself.

because I get mad easily and nobody has the same humour as me

Florida. Most butt sluts I've come across really aren't my type and the few who are live like on the other side of the state.

I've yet to meet a qt in a public setting by I'm more of a homebody so that really fucks with my chances.

Where do I start? Bullied in school, mom has anger issues, dad works all day, fat almost all my life, poor social skills, almost no friends and bad at keeping them, barely leaves the house, anger issues passed on to me and I'm afraid of hurting others and getting hurt, posting on Cred Forums.

cause i get sweaty and nervous around girls

Because they're expensive, bitchy, dramatic, and can ruin your life for 18+ years... even if it isn't yours!

...

jaded harder than a Chinese emperor

I do have a girlfriend.

the sex is awesome, and having a maid around is nice too.

Welp...i would help you out but i live on the other side of the planet.

Have no interpersonal skills
Have no money
Fat Neckbeard

same here user ... same here :(

Insecurities and trust issues
Only had one gf, ldr though, but overnight she broke up with me. Almost 3 years out of the window

Yea that's actually what i meant pushing him a bit to trap porn etc.

Women these days are conflicted and confused. There's no point. My last relationship was two years ago and I haven't looked back. Most women that I know are concerned about two things: Am I going to have to have a job while I'm with him and can I just constantly go out with the girls even though I'm with someone. The girls here are indoctrinated to live in this absolute fantasy that the captain of the football team will land a big job after college, make tons of money, squeeze out a couple kids and not really own up to any responsibility because the pothead teen next door can babysit while I go out and look like an upper class socialite. It's fucking pathetic and sad.

Not a reason

because after my son was murdered by his mother i lost all faith in women.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Life is suffering. But thanks for the thought user

I'm terminally ill and I don't want to hurt others.

Overwhelming apathy to the point where I just avoid all human interaction now and the fact that
Im 6'2 and like 145lbs lmao no grill dates a skeletor and if she does its below a 5 and since Ive
had better why would I settle for less than average.

short

sauce?

because i have no idea what to say to girls.
>use tinder
>get match
>get scared and do nothing
its awful

loner, plus too attached to last/only gf who lived a half hour away from me

tried, failed, haven't tried again.

original failed bc she was dating someone and also she's a cunt so I think I dodged a bullet.

it was 13 years ago. andwhy onearth would i have pics of my son's burnt nearly cut in half body? the image from the morgue still haunts me and will always do so. why the fuck would i want to relive that awful memory more than i already do

My wife would get mad if I had one...

I've given up trying to love a fulfilling life. I don't plan on living past 25. In the meantime, I'm trying to have enough of a good time that I don't kill myself. I've tried most things except having a girlfriend.

There is one girl I'm trying to get, not sure it's going to work, and if it does I highly doubt it'll last long. At least I can say I tried

This...

Because I have a wife instead

Because my sense of humor is to "edgy" for the girls where I live. I live in a college town where the girls have succumb to the disease of liberal PC brainwashing. I'm a good looking guy, I talk to tons of girls, but they all get scared away. 1 example:

>A girl was teasing me about something and I said, "Oooh, nigga's got jokes..." She lectured me for about 25 minutes on how I'm a terrible person, how dare I marginalize an entire race of people, and how she never wants to talk to me again because her and I are, "fundamentally incompatible."

...

I weigh 130kg and I never go out to meet now people

AHAHAHA I FINALLY GET TO REPLY TO THIS THREAD IN A CONDESCENDING WAY. But user i do have a girl friend!~~ It's really easy :^)

Usually you don't have to say much, however they themselves keep talking your ear off if you let them. You just have to learn how to tell them to stfu and you're set for life.

too expensive

porn helps me to stay sane

Good to see she's still working it!

Fuck that. Call her a kike and walk out

I kinda want to try online dating, but idk chums. I tend to think that it cheapens the experience of dating and it feels less satisfying at first

Because I had to many... It's not fucking worth it... Yeah, sure daily sex is nice, but I prefer just have sex with my fuckfriend three days per week and not having gf... You have way more freedom being without gf.

lol fuck that noise. should have walked away when the puzzle pieces fell out of her pockets

More?

>A girl was teasing me about something and I said, "Oooh, nigga's got jokes..." She lectured me for about 25 minutes on how I'm a terrible person, how dare I marginalize an entire race of people, and how she never wants to talk to me again because her and I are, "fundamentally incompatible."

Just go away and don't listen to her stupid shit
It seems like the world are totally little pussies nowadays

...

I don't particularly care.

Ugly, shit personality

This is a pretty fair reason, just a case of saying fuck it tho lad. If they say no is it really any skin off your back?

I'll be laughed at by everyone around, for a few weeks at least, every time I show my face around said people

Because I'd have to pay a fuck ton in alimony and child support if my wife found out. A side chick would cost me a few grand a month for the next 12 years. That's some expensive ass.

Sorry to hear this user. My girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me just the other day. The pain is real. Fucking bitch.

heh heh, faggot. You me?

I can get chicks, evidently, but I'm too fucking stupid and shy to be persistent.

Because I'm a giant pussy, even when a qt makes the approach me I completely clam up.

You might think so but you need to realise that everyone has their own shit going on and doesn't give a fuck about your embarrassments, or at least as much as you'd assume.

It's funny because I'm also fat and I see myself as ugly,
every chick that has wanted me was AT LEAST 7+/10

2true

Are you a nigger?

Sauce?

Literally sauce tho fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

poor as a rat

It sucks even worse that we broke up on pretty good terms. It's easy to justify a break up when the relationship is shitty or the other person is a bitch.

But when you're still really good friends and there's nothing bad to say about the other side, it's mentally fucking rough to come to grips with.

Too short and, believe me, women aren't interested in short guys. Even shorter women have 6' 00'' plus bf's. Have loads of women friends, they all call me the perfect gent but that's not what women want. They prefer thugs and total wasters. Seen it so many times.

sumo

fuckin kek

Can't find one that wants to suck my dick. My first gf gave great head and she swallowed after a few tries of asking her. Hottest thing ever.

scared of getting cheated on again :')
>feelsbadman

I get anxious in social situations, and I basically go into flight or flight more, just trying to say anything not to look awkward, instead of actually trying to have a conversation with said person.

Yes.

Because I went to see a lawyer about divorcing my wife so I could have gf. Before I could act the wife found out about the lawyer visit.

The wife emerges from her subsequent break down a new person free of the complacency that had poisoned our marriage.. No longer a dependapatomus or house cow, now she is a sexually charged, gracious, intelligent, attentive wife. I no longer want a gf. That's why no gf.

Broke up with mine last week. Couldn't take the smothering plus I'd always find myself wishing to be with someone else. Haven't even flapped since then either in hopes test will skyrocket and I can ask out the one girl I've wanted for the past 3 years

>bad social skills
>small dick
>overall rating 4/10
I keep wondering why I haven't killed myself already

Dude. This shit is so cringy. Just put back that fedora and start to be a normal human being.
Do you know what's the biggest issue with short guys? Relationship with them turns into weekly "I am short" show.
There are probably few gals that'd like you, but seeing your passive-aggressive defense mechanism and stuck up approach makes it impossible.

A major important part of relationships is feeling like you click and get along with the other person and that you have a good genuine human bond with them over meeting them.

My social anxiety is chronic and not treatable and always leaves the first impression that i'm distant from you and that we have no good relationship chemistry whatsoever. It always makes me come off as the guy that just doesn't click really well with you. The guy that isn't right for you.

And because i'm going to come off that way to any girl no matter how much I date or how long I date her.

>workout
>penile enlargement surgery
>get money. Money makes even ugly turds attractive

I'm fat and have a small dick. I've was physically and verbally abused by my overbearing, alcoholic, bipolar mother. I have very little confidence. I lived in a house with 3 older sister who thought they special snowflakes and took every chance to make me feel like a total piece of shit. They'd tell me how ugly I was and that no girl is ever going to want me because I was too fat. I guess I believed them when it was validated in school when I had no friends and girls would make fun of me.

Jesus christ, now I'm depressed and feel like killing myself

:^)

Because I'm filled with hate.

Wife wouldn't approve

I finally do :^)

women who only want you for money 100% of the time will cheat on you

Because I already have one

Maybe start with not doing those Coelho-like descriptions. We are all men here, you will not impress us with this kind of writing.

Give me facts. Details. I'll do what I can to help.

i do though, been together almost 6 years now

Because for years all I could only get girls who want to have casual sex, not be my girlfriend, they all are commitment phobes who only want to fuck around and ride the carousel while they are young and wait to settle down in a LTR once they get older. Fucked a few of them but I didnt like the degeneracy so I kept looking for a LTR. Finally found a pretty girl who was from eastern europe who was more traditional minded and was looking to be a long term relationship that would lead to marriage. Well we stayed together and was married for years until she decided she wants to divorce.
took TRP and havent been able to find a girl I trust for a LTR since but still dont like the degeneracy of hookups / casual sex.

I think I might be gay. I could not get it up when I went to fuck my prom date. I had to eat her out and that was gross.

Because I don't want it I'm happy being single

I'm not being trying to be a dick or gloat but i legitimately feel like you have to TRY to not have a girlfriend.

>I'm ugly!
You can find a gf that looks equally as good looks as you and with luck a bit better
>But i'm ugly and want a HOT gf!
Not gonna happen, sorry. Just like you wouldn't date an ugly girl, a hot girl wont date you.
>Ok but i'm socially awkward and slightly autistic
Take deep breaths and calm yourself, shes a human being, not a goddess. She's like you and me except she doesnt have a dick, so just talk to her.
>Ok but what do i say?
Literally anything. Start with a compliment but don't make it the topic of discussion, be like Hey you look nice today, trying to show off for anybody? There i just made that up on the fly. It shows that your complimenting her but it doesn't show that you completely want her on your dick at that exact moment. Remember, compliment, but don't make it a huge compliment.
>Wow! that was actually really easy! I've been hyping this up all my life but it was actually stupidly easy! Ok now that we are flirting back and forth, how do i seal the deal?
Ask her out. Plain and simple. Be very straightforward, no "do you wanna hangout" shit because that's what gets people friendzoned. You make it very clear its a date or she will think you just want to chill.
>But thats way too forward! She's gonna think that's creepy!
No she's not. Unless shes one of those stuckup girls who is talking to ten guys at one time and laughs and tells her friends when one of them makes a move, which you shouldn't be going for anyway. Any other girl wants you to ask them out. Yes, i'm very serious, they WANT you to do it. Just like you want a girl to ask you out, they want a guy to ask them out.
>Ok i asked her out and she said yes! Thanks! But what now?
Make a move. There is a 9/10 chance she will let you make it. Have fun with your new gf user.

absoluporn.com/en/video-36739.html

>I had to eat her out and that was gross
I too think you might be gay

A message to everyone in the thread. It may not seem like it now, and it probably won't happen soon.. But if you put your best foot forward, actually try, and get off your ass.. You'll eventually make it. WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING MAKE IT BRAH! EVEN THE SADCUNTS IF THEY WANT!

more?

please?

Ty

post them all, or link to download please

more lexi

Because I don't get on with people.
Because I have to put on a facade to interact with people in a semi ordinary way.
Because I have extreme views on several topics.
Because I'm selfish and fuelled by hate.
Because I love money more than anything.
Because I refuse to compromise.
Because my standards are extremely high and I won't settle for anything less.
Because I have a voice in my head.

Yeah I did not like it. I don't know how I'll tell her I'm gay a week after proposing but IDK

>you'll eventually make it
No, I'm wont. I'm at rock bottom. I've got nothing left. The only difference between me and someone who will believe you is that I'm a realist

because I'm a twink who prefers being fucked in the ass

Pics? Kik?

imagefap.com/photo/1996274583/?link=thm

I'll add few extra tips.

>I'm smart
No. You are not. Memes aren't smart. But hey, you know what? Most of the world shares the same problem. Just stop pretending.
Think about all the cringy shit that you have done. And fix it.

>I'm a nerd
Nerds are cool, as long as you remember that she may not be a nerd. It's *acceptable* to watch some anime (she saw Death Note! How cool!) or play games (Witcher is so cool!) But limit nerdiness in talk. Don't hide, but don!'t expose it either.

>I have a small dick
Try viagra or horn goat lettuce. Strong erection may end up giving you that extra 1cm that will make you think you are big enough.
And stop watching porn.

Holy shit, you should an hero asap!

Because I have my hand and genital warts instead.

No money.
No social status.
5-6/10 at best.
No hobbies they would want to participate in.
No ability to give a fuck left.

I don't have anything to offer anyone, and they don't have anything I am interested in at this point. Fuck off, and take your "Like a brother" bullshit with you.

wife here

kik is yourslutboy99 I can't chat for a little while though. having dinner soon

Because I get totally possessive of any girl that's kinda cute and shows interest in me. Once I have them in a "relationship" I become insanely jealous anytime I see her smile at another guy. Oh and I usually end up with two or three at a time that eventually find out about my split up life. I end up wanting to hide and wonder wtf is wrong with my psyche.

Damn right!

This whole thread so far

>Bawww, look at me i'm a fagot who has no girlfriend but it's not my fault!
>I bame the girls!
>I complain that things suck but don't really do anything about it, will complain about same shit next time I see this thread.
>Muh genetics! Muh dick! Thats why no gurlz!
>oh no, i'm afraid of girls and I love ponies more anyways
>Girls are overrated, I fuck my dog instead
>muh millenial problems!!!
>I have no money to get a girl, just bought new Apple iShit pro plus giga nigga 10s +++ from ebay and 3 tons of nachos plus a new car with a solid gold steering wheel and a diet pepsi...
>porn is better because pixels don't cheat on me

There are many girls that love to be very submissive to their boyfriend if he is a dominant man.

Look guys, Im crippled with rather severe nerve damage in my spine, walk with a cane, have a rather average dick, im not in the best shape (more too thin than too fat, and not nearly enough muscle) and i managed to get a pretty hot girlfriend. You have no excuse.

because i like men

Everyone is blaming themselves from what I've read. You've chosen a narrative to promote your ego.

I'm a gay retard tho.

>>I bame the girls!
>>I complain that things suck but don't really do anything about it, will complain about same shit next time I see this thread.
>>Muh genetics! Muh dick! Thats why no gurlz!
>>oh no, i'm afraid of girls and I love ponies more anyways
>>Girls are overrated, I fuck my dog instead
>>muh millenial problems!!!
>>I have no money to get a girl, just bought new Apple iShit pro plus giga nigga 10s +++ from ebay and 3 tons of nachos plus a new car with a solid gold steering wheel and a diet pepsi...
>>porn is better because pixels don't cheat on me
none of this pertains to my situation, so fuck you

I'm studying at university in America, American girls are whores. I don't date whores.

If you're on Cred Forums, then it's relavent to you.

I just don't initiate things with girls, or wait for things to happen "naturally" and end up in the frienzone.
Now that i've realized that i'm starting to go forward more, currently learning to manage anxiety

relevent* just so you know

Thanks Dad.

a little bit ungrateful but heh, it's teenagehood

Because I'm lazy and broke, been fired from most jobs I've worked at which have all been basically minimum wage or close to it since I was 18. (20 now.)

But lately I've been working on motivating myself, quit drinking and smoking cigarettes, and started teaching myself programming in my free time and saving money for college, meanwhile making sure I don't get fired yet again.

Figure it'll be a lot easier to find a good one to gf in college, but 'til then it's low standards and tinder hookups for me.

How've tinder hookups worked out for you? Been thinking of trying that.

I get mad pussy.

what do you do after a match?
how do you text?

Same....I caught the motherfucker in bed with an escort and I'm a faggot

Because I broke up with mine a few months ago and ended up as a sub to a 44yo BBW and love it

Because they lower my intensity as a human

I'm not sure what you meant about the descriptions or my writing but thanks for wanting to help. Well i've got some bad news my problem isn't very easy to give advice for. The problem is I have schizotypal personality disorder.
It is one of the most antisocial mental illnesses on the planet. If you want some facts, a main trait with schizotypal is you get nervous around other people and that nervousness doesn't go away no matter how long you stay around them and know them. Close family is the only exception. Imagine that feeling of wanting to break the ice with a stranger, but never really getting around to breaking the ice even if you hang out with them for 4 hours. That's how I am with people. And it sucks because I don't want it to be that way. I want deep genuine bonds and friendships. I want to socialize with others and make friends. But I just suck at it more than most people who have ever lived.

I'm receiving medication and therapy but I still have a long way to go before I can start confidently talking to girls.

Maybe I have a shot with other schizotypal girls? Probably a bad idea though. We'd probably just drive each other crazy.

An extreme lack of social skills and the fact that the girl I'm in love with is, not only older than me (by ~2 years), but also much more attractive. I suppose that I might as well just end it now to spare my heart the suffering of a breakup.

You ask this often and everytime i answer because i am ugly

Step 1. Be attractive
Step 2. Don't be unnatractive

Depends on the match, flirt a bit but don't lay it on, then ask them to do something with you. Usually I'll just ask them to get coffee or meet at a bar for drinks since it's an easy way to get your foot in the door. But it depends on the girl. There's lots of trashy ones on tinder that will fuck you just drinking/smoking weed/doing a little coke with them

Got molested when I was younger. Good news is I asked a girl out for the first time in 10 years! She said no.

I'm ugly, I don't talk much (and when I do talk I'm a fucking retard), I'm not very smart, I'm always mad etc etc

Because I'm kinda beta or something. I have no problem talking to girls, however if there's another single male I tend to be more quiet and not active talking. It's probably psychological problem in my head.

Seen plenty of short guys with (short) girlfriends. Man up. Just have some confidence and preferably a fit body and a decent job. You'll find a girl, no problem. You really think 155 cm girls want a 185 cm boyfriend?

too much work to get my pee pee touched

>too much of a nerd/weeb
>care more about personal hobbies than trying to keep some woman entertained
>financial freedom (more or less)
>been too long since I've had a gf anyway
Other than sex when SHE decides it, I really don't see a reward for a man having a gf

I have.

Belive me, thats not a reason
I've seen the most ugly and fat fuckers getting
a gf (and a cute one) just because they're funny or somehow alpha

Not that guy but to put it simply no women has ever had any interest in dating me really nothing to be done about it

I've never had a gf in my adulthood (i am now 22) because of my height and size. I am 202 cm and weigh about 125-130kg, haven't checked my weight for a while. Most girls just seem to shy away or they just think of me as a fucking troll. Would give anything to be like 175-185cm...

Because I have had depression for years and my life is behind most due to it. I've been jobless for have a year, I still live with my folks, I'm 27, and my social skills are shit. Also, my hobbies and interests are nerdy and introverted, so I don't get out much.

Girlfriends require a lot of attention, time, money, and energy, just like any other living thing you incorporate into your life.. a baby, a pet dog, a cat.. etc.. I just don't really have the patience or motivation to get a girlfriend. Not to mention, they could end up turning out you and fucking you at any moment.

Sure, I'm lonely a bit, and I'd love to have a best friend that actually makes me not want to spend all my time alone.. but I've not met one girl that I like enough to make me feel that way or who I'd actually work with. If I found the right girl, maybe I'd get out of my parents house and shit, but it hasn't happened yet, and I'm not sure when it will. I'm decent looking, I can make a girl laugh, and I can be a fun person.. I'm sure when I meet the right girl I'll get out of my parents house and be with her, and shit.. I just don't feel like it right now.

It will happen when it happens.

I do, and any fag who uses going broke as an excuse has poor judgment in finding a girl.

idk I must be retarded or some shit feels bad man

Like be attractive as in groomed and charming/dont be an autist or be attractive like genetically?

ohhh man the feelsss

Why would you want to be manlet status?

Because :
- old
- broke
- sick
- fat
- grumpy as fuck

I quite understand you, in my case i don't know any woman (i'm 18) my parents put me in a all boys school and until now i did never know how to properly interact with people
everytime i tried to talk to someone i got overconcious and started to think that i'm bored and shit.
Recently i run into and old friend and we started to hang out. I just started my social life and i get embarrased of the fact that i don't even know how to star a proper chat

This

Don't really try force the issue. Happened to meet a girl that was amazing around a year ago, but she didn't feel as strong feelings for me as I had for her. Fuck man, I can't handle that feeling. Either it's a forced shitty relationship or getting rejected by the odd girl whose just got to much going for her to consider me. Im trying to work on my own issues before thinking about relationships again.

I don't really know where to find one. Also trying to save money as I am fresh out of school.

I'm terrified of intimacy and I have skin that would make an ogre vomit.

Waste of time.
Waste of money.
Get a Fleshlight and live your life.
Real men are independent.

Have gone out with like a dozen women since my last relationship ended but I don't like anyone as much. Will probably keep looking.

Because i haven't met any girls i can stand being near more that 3 hours tops. Probably will once i find someone i can stand.

I haven't even seen a girl in like three months. I don't remember the last time I spoke to one.

Could be worse.
You could have spent that time only around women.

Because I eat paste.

youtube.com/watch?v=rqdxHwaxrNM

Not desperate for one, I don't have enough time and money for me, so somebody else would have to offer more than sex. I might have one if I didn't live in a town of like 500 people. Gets lonely out here tbh.

I don't seem to function with girls.

liquid marshmallow, not vegan, triggered

because she broke up with me. She got scared because we were together for almost a year and started freaking out.

Because its too damn hard

marshmallow is made of cow bones