what fruit is this? Every summer and early into september these things cover the back section of my back yard.
There are little holes bored into them. When I crack them open, theres moist black mulch-like stuff inside. The holes are made by maggots, or whatever planted the maggots, that I find 100% of the time I crack one open.
OP are you braindead its a conker thats not even a fruit
Joshua Phillips
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Matthew Perez
conkers have spikes you complete retard
Parker Jones
OP here, not sure if they really are Walnuts. Their surface is incredibly fine and they never become brown. They're not soft, but I can break one open perfectly fine with my fingers.
I wanna know because my dog tries eating them, and I do not want him to be sick.
Pic related, it's my dog.
Angel Martin
Stick your willy in it OP
Hunter Morales
For what purpose
Joseph Phillips
You guys have fun falling for bait and arguing for no reason. OP knows what it is, he's not that stupid.
Jeremiah Smith
No I don't, just tell me what they are
Connor Rogers
its a conker stop being a jimminy-no-brain its a conker you're a conker
Charles Jenkins
Looks like black wlanut
Cooper King
google horse chestnut you retard. You'll clearly see it's not.
Walnut. Looks almost like an ovage orange, but it's probably not.
Aaron James
I don't even need to because I've been outside of my basement at least once in my life
just because you don't know what a conker looks like doesn't make me a retard
Jace Harris
It's a banana
Noah Bailey
>bing ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!!?!
Anthony Torres
black walnut. you can eat them but it's a ton of work and they're not that good.
Leo Nguyen
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Jaxson Rogers
This
Jacob Russell
>damage controlling this hard
Landon Martinez
yup, that's what it is
Jason Moore
see
Logan Richardson
I'm a fruit expert graduated in Harvard and I can confirm this.
Ian Williams
It's a walnut
Levi Diaz
haha fucking spaz
Nolan Taylor
It's a watermelon you idiot.
Jose Perry
> doesn't know what a conker looks like
i bet you don't know that an apple is technically a nut either
Joshua Davis
as a kid we used to throw them at eachother and call them stink bombs. they stink inside right?
Ian White
As others have said, black walnut. Others have not mentioned, the flesh (green around the nut that turns brown eventually) contains a fluid that stains everything it touched a dark brown color.
Jaxson Long
This is now funny banana thread
Gavin Myers
But you just posted a walnut.
Anthony Bailey
OP here. Heres a pic of the thing. It doesnt look like any of your suggestions. I chose one different than the one in first pic to prove there are more than one.
Xavier Baker
Post ending in 69 decides what OP does with his weird fruits.
Caleb Sanders
OP that's a tennis ball
or a conker
definitely not a walnut lol
Juan Baker
OP here. They don't brown. It's caked dirt, or decayed black skin.
Put them in a sack that says "not a bomb" and leave it in a trash bin in the downtown.
Luke Bell
What i posted is a conker. Anyone one saying it's a conker is a mongoloid. That in your hand is not a conker, never has been a conker, and never will be a conker.
Michael Bailey
Break the fucking thing open. It's obviously a protective coating around the actual nut or fruit inside.
Jeremiah Nelson
Holy fuck. He's got edward sissorhands hands and looks like the bad guy from lazy town
David Nguyen
the tennis ball fruit?
Kayden Lewis
Feed them to your doggo, or put one in pooper with timestamp.
Jayden Scott
*It's a conker
Gavin Jones
Actually, that's a storm drain.
Carson Davis
What if it identifies as a conker? you shitlord bigot
yeah, that's a conker. I've seen quite a few in my time.
Oliver Hall
Conker sounds exactly like something a person with down syndrome would came out to name a fruit.
Brayden Thompson
Stick penis in tennisball
Hunter Carter
Can you tell by the pixels?
Isaac Williams
It would help if you took pictures of the trees, especially the bark and a leaf.
But I think user has it: a black walnut.
William Brown
This, rolling
Blake Myers
winrar
Daniel Morris
winrar, do it faggot.
Aaron Watson
I don't know what tree it falls off of.
They're all around, but they are 'never' on a tree.
Mason Smith
maybe something sets them there. a maggot demon
Isaiah Walker
fucking retards, its definitely a black walnut. have these all over my yard. the brown stains it leaves on your hands is iodine
Gabriel Jenkins
Black walnut
Carson Fisher
You know, they do leave brown stains too. Is therr any way to harvest these 'black walnuts?' Are they safe to eat? Any I find are full of maggots.
Julian Butler
I never find them with that brown shell covering over them. I havent even found remains of them.
Cooper Young
It's a jimmie nut, OP. They're supposed to give you great boners.
Hunter Rogers
it's a conker the brown stuff on your hands is shit from when you sit around all day playing with your asshole
Camden Brooks
Why do all your pics have faces on it?
Juan Thompson
...
Kayden James
if you see faces everywhere that's a precursor to schizophrenia
Michael Nelson
Nice try voices in my head.
Robert Cox
I did not take this picture.
Isaac Watson
i think we call that "bayabas" in my country. try looking it up if that's it.
Joseph Baker
Yes I did
Adam Turner
I found it on Google
Gavin Collins
It's a black walnut pod. I used to throw these at people all the time as a kid. Late autumn, before they turn brown, they begin to stink very much. I can still smell it just thinking about it.
Landon Rodriguez
No, idiot. Proof I'm OP, my hands. They match the hands in other pictures.
Leo Bailey
You obviously forced someone to take that picture to hide your illuminati zionist walnut conspiracy.
Hudson Miller
I think they actually might be 'black walnuts' now. Thanks user.
Jack Brown
You tiny handed manlet
Jose Jones
Fuck you.
Hudson Martin
How can I be a manlet if I'm not a man
Jacob Moore
They turn black (die) and the outer protective coating rots away (and turns brown) before falling off (some/most of the time). You'll find some that are always greenish and yellow on the inside.
They smell terrible when broken open.
Sebastian Price
Tits or gtfo
Aaron Turner
Dubs and you stick it up your arse
Parker Wright
Roll
Angel Rivera
This thread is now dedicated to OP's freakishly stunted bone structure
Has anyone seen such weird wrists before?
Cooper Jones
They smell kind of nice to me. Still, I am certain you're correct now. Thank you!
Grayson Fisher
Nice roll, thanks
Anthony Adams
I'm very slender. My bones have always been noticable on my thinner parts, especially if I'm bending my wrists. Notice and see how my wrists cease to be 'weird' when not bended.
Xavier Rodriguez
Should be a J
Caleb Clark
it would be easier to judge if you included a nude photograph or two
Josiah Allen
Op is bulimic
Camden Torres
No to both.
Jayden Peterson
It's a vegan ballsack, don't touch it or you'll get vegetal hiv.
Angel Foster
Thanks, Lori
Lucas Torres
Prude, take your niggernuts and leave
Brody Harris
TIL OP is super self conscious
Anthony Long
No they don't you fucking retard, they have hair, and the one OP has has been shaved, you can clearly see the stubble growing back.