About to cook my ex a meal. Of course you guys will be getting the pictures :)

its obviously a chopping board you moron

So she dumped your ass because you were dumb and fucked a whale when you were drunk and horny?

you don't add the cum first. the heat will have destroyed it by the time you are done.

you add it near the end, so it simply is warmed up enough to match the food, depending on the flavors and level of masking it.

what is this, amateur hour?

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pretty disgusting for that to be a chopping board. clean your fucking shit jfc

Some garlic...
The cum and mushrooms actually.... Smells alright.

Wait a minute op - what are you going to eat? She will get wary if you order a pizza for you.

It's her apartment. It's always been filthy. I just work around it.

Added some basil and garlic. I've got coconut shrimp in the oven. Once it's ready will post pics of her eating.

is she a yelper?

post a photo of what the ex looks like OP

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apparently it is

and to top it off its only one pathetic load smfh fam

I'll plate myself up some then eat only the shrimp. I already thought this through.
Heres the final product boys. Keep this thread alive for the delivery.

Copypasta
You fucking faggots

9/24/16 never forget

what else did you cook up with this I hope it isn't just mushrooms cum and garlic

reminds me of the cum spice story from a while back.

I'll do you one better. Here she is tied up taking all 8 inches. This is the photo fapped to for her food. Yeah her pits are hairy.. She's a bit of a hippy.. I'm sure some of you are into that you fucking deviants.

You'll serve her Shrooms with garlic and basil? Are you Anthony Bourdain?

Bump

Fat, hairy, filthy kitchen, forgives cheaters

1.2/10

Dear got its a land whale!! Dafuq you going back to that blubber for OP. I'd have cheated too damn!

That's what I said.... Shes really nice though. I'm not forgiven btw.

it's obvious op just made this for himself.

op just to be sure put the mushrooms in the oven at 232,at 5 mins
make them extra cryspy,
right for the picking.

clean that fucking chop board first , cause that is even worst than the cum in the food ...

Yeah I'd nut in it

coming on her food is irrelevant, it's not like she refuses food

Dear kek man, kys!!! Things like OPS ex shouldn't breed or left to live. Kill it with fire man, with fire!!!

Her face suggests she can barely feel all 3 and half inches of your needle dick

Fucking kek!!

Here we go boys...

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I have those plates!

Mine was worse. This one's Venus compared to her.

that belongs on this pic

You cooked the jizz you dumb fag, who cares now. Unless you blow a fresh load on it this thread is dildos.

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My god just tie up your land whale ex and starve it for over a week. By the end of that week it'll be begging for anything to feed it's oversized body

If its really ops ex he should put a hole pork on the grill. She wont be satisfied by some shrooms

Op here.
I fuck whatever comes my way. I'm not a picky man. I'm a good looking guy, but still. Pussy is pussy and I like 'em big.
II've nut in it plenty of times. She actually swallows so this isn't too big a deal..

Nice reading comprehension kid, thats not what I quoted
>lol
kys

why the fuck do you feed your ex?

I think his grill already has a hole he porks.

>8 inches

Nigger you would get better looking bitches than that porker if you hung dong.

This..you shuold put her on a diet instead.

>OP here, I'm telling lies

I hear you. No need to make a big deal about women.

She's like, " you taking a picture of me?" straight keked

She said they taste good.

The misery is dripping from this post

op's girl had to go to court, and the scales of justice be like 'aw hell na'

Kys, just kys. OP is a nigger.
>I like em big.
He trying to reproduce his sub species. Kill them both with fire!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

I'm still keking.

c:

Disgusting quality come on OP

wipe her pussy juice off your phones camera lense

Lmfao

Whats wrong? Are you Michael J. fucking Fox? Post a decent pic, faggot.

and sneak a pic of her feet!

Kek

This

those mushrooms looked a bit dry OP. you should have knocked up another batch of garlic man butter for garnish

damn i'm gettin hungry tho

I do have a tremor yes. Also had to zoom in across the room.

That's all guys. She stormed off. Mad I was on my phone at meal time.

we can't help you with this one

>2016
>still making this joke
You know one of them died, right?

LMFAO is an uncle and nephew fun fact

don't talk about comprehension, sweetie
salt.jpg

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and one of them was a day trader (stocks) before getting into music

and the other dude bro died late 2015

no shirt
no shoes
and I still get funeral services
wow
girl look at that body
girl look at that body
ah ha
he's clocked out

poor guy, all he wanted was a hotdog...

when I roll through the morgue,
this is what I see
errybody stops and is staring at me
All the blood drained from my veins,
and I ain't afraid to show it.. show it..
I'm deceased and I know it

>OP "cooked" a "meal"

is that how it happened?

>OP made a mess

even one of the tines on the fork is trying to get away, if you look close.

and you call yourself a lmfao fan...

I looked it up. they are alive and well.

nice try, cuck. that's just coconut oil.

>fork is bent
>fucking dirty table
>plate from the 70's
how's social security working for you?

that's all the cum you can make?

lame

that is a horrible meal, stick to what your basement dwelling ass knows and make"her"(yourself) a cup of ramen

More like financial aid from the college. It's alright I guess.

Damn that's pretty harsh. Guess you never dumpster dived for food to get by. Fuck you and your pedigree.

not saying hes broke, saying hes a shit cook cause his mother upstairs cooks all his meals

had you for a "less gifted" person for a moment. well that clears it up.

Op is a cuck after all