be me, attending gay pride to support a friend

> be me, attending gay pride to support a friend
> chill and walk around, its alot of fun and thw outfits are fucking hilarious
> eventually come across two lesbians in short skirts looking fine (think emo style)
> 8/10 and 9/10
> talk and contain my sphagetti long enough to become friends
> spend rest of the time hanging out with them
> things start winding down and they invite me to their place for drinks and to celebrate
> ff to their apartment
> playing kings with shitty beer, taking shots and just having fun
> they say they need to talk, they leave and go to their room
> whateva they probably just went to fuck. No biggie
> chill on my beer Cred Forumsrowsing on my phone
> ten min later they both come out wearing the sexiest lingerie I had ever seen
> they are now both 10/10
> they invite me into their room
> was not prepared for this but drunk so awesome
> im not going to go into detail on the three way, but ill tell you these girls are freaks
> whiskey dick keeps me going for a while, looking like a boss
> when im about to come they put my dick on the hotter ones pussy and I bust all over it
> they then proceed to use my cum as lubricant and start scissoring
> using my jizz to get off, pretty hot
> they finish and we all fall asleep naked in bed
> had work early so I woke up and left quietly, left my number on their counter and left
>Never hear from lesbians again for 3 months
>ohwell.png
>get a call
>user...im pregenant
>finish work, text them, they give me an address.
>I go
>abortion clinic
>lesbian slut wants me to go in there with her
>whatever.jpg
>go in with her
>in doctors office
>Doctor and dykes ask me to leave the room
>like 10 minutes later
>ask me to go back in
>open the the door
>baby on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

Well played, OP, well played.

well done OP

I applaud you good sir

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thumbs up OP

Newfags didn't even see it coming

I am proud of you OP

Fell for it/10
Not bad OP

I don't get it.