Britfag thread?

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noice. Hit 99 slayer the other day, all the pussy be rolling in now. 'mirin dat dere cape

shut up you negro

oh sick one. whereabouts is Birkenhead?

Studying what, homosexuality? Come fight me in Cuba slag.

curious, how to americans tend to fare over there socially?

americans are immediately endeared to most varieties of the british accent and associate it with being proper and respectable (with obvious exceptions), so britfags tend to enjoy a certain respect and friendly interest over here.

i somehow imagine it would be the opposite over there, but i'm interested to hear some takes from real britfags.

doing slayer rn, new drop tables are so good

Not there anymore mate, finished my course. I Was studying Computer Science. I miss Cuba man, the hellhole that it is

*you're* I rest my case

better than they were haha. Rorarii are dank as fuck to get assigned to. Ascension keys are shit nowadays, but they're still good drops

they're alright tbh. My opinion is they're largely stupid and basic, but i meet the occasional decent one.

source: i live near 3 USAF bases

ohh you play rs3, im on 07 lol

Americans fantasise about rimming Donald trump

Birkenhead is a shit little northern port town on the Wirral which is geographically and colloquially known as the penis of Britain, a little south west of liverpool. Heroin took off in a big way in the 80s and as a result the town still looks and feels like 1983. Got a charm to it though, as most northern nowheresville towns do.

Nr8

yea I'd have to agree with unfortunately most americans i have met have lived up to the stereotype of being dumbass bible thumpers,quite a cheerful people though,I'll give you that.

sounds gash as fuck haha

yeah, RS3 is alright. can't be bothered to go 07 scape to be honest

It is indeed. Where was your favourite place apart from there?

Watching UFC

Fite me m8

Nah man merseyside is nice if you dont think about all the drugs and new brighton

come at me kunt

1v1 wildy zezima is my best m8

Paisley here. Listening to my foreign neighbours being rowdy in the hall. They also knocked on my door earlier. Makes me uncomfortable as someone who grew up very sheltered and safe and now lives alone.

No Empire any more Mate!!

Lock your door...

WILL KILL.

Nottingham here, just wathing tv

Never even met a black until I moved to a town at the age of 13. Scotland was great once.

You got a lisp..

Birkenhead, rock ferry and new Brighton mate is all drugs. Everyone in Liverpool just smokes the weed but Birkenhead and Wirral is just class-A filthy drugs throughout. Merseyside however has many enormous breasted women, lots of drugs and i swear to god we noticeably have the best milfs in the UK as well. It's excellent.

its always locked. its the rape I fear most.

>best milfs in the uk

Because they're all slags under 20 m80.

I wouldn't mind but there definitely seems to be a clash of cultures..

And WE seem to be the ones expected to take up the 'Slack'.

I don't mind as such. Just don't very much appreciate the creepy polish stares I get whenever I leave the building. You try not to be racist but I've rarely had this as much with white people.

Pretend to be a dog and bark at the door lad, see instructional video below:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=QZGYrMwqU_A

Where the fuck is Paisley?

well If you are a woman in this world It doesn't bare thinking about a 'situation'....because it inevitably ends in a rape....

And if you are a man, there is a definite case where a lot of foreign cultures see male rape as the ultimate sign of disrespect...

So, yes just keep the door locked!!

Mm. Yes, quite

Got invited out tonight, said no because i'm awkward as fuck. I'm my own biggest social enemy i swear to fuck.

glasgow

You are a slag under twenty kiddeh

madlad on one in leeds

As you say of course blokes will be blokes, I'm one and I know enough of them, BUT there is a different feel about how 'they' treat women,again, I don't envy you.

City centre or what

Only on the inthernet

Silly sod, How are you gonna ever be happy stuck on your own!!

yeth ..lucky you....

Idk, maybe if they'd speed up Brexit? I'm looking forward to the mass panic. Same with trump presidency. Blacks are just going to default to riot mode.

Police?

Sadly we as white people have become complacent...and we are going to suffer for it...

It's like everything it goes around in a circle...get used to this, cause it's going to get much worse...

We have become far too comfortable at the Top,far too used to reaching for and getting our dreams, and WE are going to have to have our turn on the bottom because of our complacency, and they WILL have their turn on the top... it's just the way it is and it's GOING TO HAPPEN!

What we've got to pray for. for the future of our children's children, is that somewhere down the line THEY get used to being on top (as we did), THEY become complacent (as we did) and then WE can rise again from the gutter in which we placed ourselves.

My fear though is, THEY won't be so fucking stupid!!

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...paisley. I was just mentioning roughly where I was that user might have heard of

nana nana na na...

allo allo allo....

Are you in this paisley?

Fuck all on the computer, as per usual

I don't think they'll have the sense to actually stay ontop. They'll burn it to the ground the point back at us to fix it.

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Anyone else sick of slags? Why are our women such shit tier lads? Think I'll move to eastern Europe.

Have some OC

Hai from southend!

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Im having a drink lads

Just wait. Eastern Europe is doing its best to come here. Also. I feel you mate. There a ton of slags. But they're good fun for a bit. The proper birds are a little harder to find but they still exist.

Matt?

Sadly I think you are more right than wrong...

Everything that the western world has fought and died for centuries, to build a future for our children will be gone..

Last week I half arranged to go out tonight with some friends and so I've spent all day eagerly waiting for them to contact me to confirm. Haven't received a single message or phone call off anyone today. At least you had the opportunity to turn it down.

Jesus, stop being melodramatic...

Britfag redhead here.

Feeling bummed I didn't pass my British Airways assessment yesterday (really want to be a flight attendant). On to Virgin Airways.

Anyone else based in London?

I thought I found a proper bird but she turned out to be a massive slag.

Nothing matters anymore.

Feel for you...

Can't lie though I never had a shortage of mates etc...But always got sick of people really fucking quick..

Used to be turning them away left and right...always liked my own company better..

or, to pick and choose..yeah, wrong I know.

Average Americans are all legit bros. never met one that hasn't been decent, a good laugh, and not one to shirk when it's their round.

Business Americans are all fat, loud, obnoxious cunts to a man. This might be due to the self importance they feel for being sent to the London office (they think they're the dog's bollocks), but I have zero time for them unless forced to due to work.

He's not wrong, just look at the changing demographics of Europe and the current migrant crisis and reluctance to call a spade a spade. London and Birmingham are already beyond saving, Unless something major happens we're fucked.

Sorry mate always been my problem ..REALITY!

Anyone from Kent?

Wirral is more than birkenhead. The rest of it's nice, it's just liverpool metastasising over the mersey that's the problem.

CT10 Represent

in that case call/message them to remind them? Say - yo' we still going out tonight? If so, pre's at mine? Bring squad

I had that period where I constantly turned people down between the ages of like 13-16, then after a while people give up and I stopped getting invites. It was during that crucial period when people start socialising properly outside of school and strengthen their friendships. I missed that and so now I've got no group of friends I go out with regularly. The past year or so have been me doing damage control and trying to scramble my way into a group of friends. Luckily I'm only 18 and I'm off to uni in a year, so think I'll just have to wait until then.

how was she a slag? Don't think i know any slags, at uni though so maybe they become more improper as they get older

>we're fucked
Define "fucked". Undoubtedly problems will arise, but you guys are making out it's going to be the apocalypse.

Uni is an excellent chance to start fresh. Worked for me.

It's too late now, but maybe I should have. I just feel as though they would have messaged me if they wanted to go out/go out with me. I'm too paranoid about being pushy/clingy.

im the same haha! I actually kinda like being alone tho, so idk.

She was speaking to another lad when we were together, started seeing him after finishing me, probably cheated on me as well but I'll never know.

>breaks up with me saying she's not looking for anything serious
>jumps straight into new relationship

Top jej, nothing is sacred my friend, nothing. I'm the kind who takes relationships seriously so I just can't fathom how people can just jump from one person to the next. It strikes me as something which would leave you mentally and emotionally unstable, it's why the more partners you have the less likely you are to have a successful marriage. Not to say I'm some prude boring cunt but honestly, relationships just seem like pure trash in this day and age if they can be so meaningless to so many people.

Thing is..Once upon a time I remember the comments on how 'there wasn't' a white face in Birmingham and London, well I'm in Nr and things are rapidly getting bad all over...

And there IS a surge in crime and these crimes ALWAYS have a certain M.O, that has undeniably increased, and has also undeniably become more violent and sexual based..

AND it's on everyone's doorstep!!

And I don't know if you have been watching the news..

But if it's white crime on black, all hell breaks loose...

But, If it''s black crime on white....NO one gives a fuck!!...STRANGELY more so the white people you see on TV...

And that doesn't matter if its..Male on male violence..Man beats woman...Man beats old man/woman...

It has no gravity in today's media and society..

The Future is Now!!

That's the plan. I just hope I can balance the social life and education properly. I'll be doing quite a hard course (likely maths or some form of engineering) and hopefully at a good uni (even oxbridge is on my radar), so I'm unsure if I'll be able to squeeze a healthy social life into my schedule. Also don't want to be one of those guys that drinks and parties too much and drops out after a year. That's what my Dad did and I have a scarily similar work ethic.

why are british people so ugly:

Maybe not we in the sense of you and I being fucked, but our people, culture, history, heritage and tradition is scarily close to being thrown out the window. Just looking at pictures of London turns my stomach, that's not how our capital should look.

UNI will do it for you...strangely I'm at Uni tooo..mature student..

You will have loads of opportunities if you feel the need..

Mind you again, Can you imagine Uni for me as a loner!! ha ha.

I didn't go to oxbridge, but physics first year was piss easy. There were like two modules that required work, the rest was redoing highschool stuff.

Any London lads here? Just started uni in Sunderland

Anything to get out of Croydon

I like being alone as well. Tbh my main motivation for going out and having a social life is to eventually meet girls. I'm an 18yo kissless virgin in desperate need of female attention. I'm pretty good looking as well so it really feels like I'm wasting my youth if I stay inside on my computer 24/7.

yeah. im guessing because you wanna be a flight attendant youre gay? wanna fuck?

Mature doing Aircraft engineering...

That Birkenhead la still here?

>our people, culture, history, heritage and tradition is scarily close to being thrown out the window
So is everyone's as we approach a more global and connected culture. That's just the sacrifice we have to pay for globalism. Stop bitching about it.

fingering my sister

I went to Sunlun, it's down the road from me. Complete shit hole, always made me chuckle when I'd see middle class southerners at Uni, what the fuck made them go there when Newcastles just up the road?

Anyway have fun user, I hope the dealers are better in sunderland these days, was a piss take back in the day.

21 here, just lose hope.

I'll tell you in 6 weeks the building company I work for is doing some work in the U.S embassy starting in 2 weeks so I reckon 4 week's working there will give me a bit time to see what I think of muricans. Unless they're the stereotypical fat ignorant loud mouthed cunts. Then I won't bother getting to know any of them.

I've just started here, freshers week just finished. Doesn't actually seem so bad the city and area. I went to the Palace and Sunerland game today, had a great fucking time

Croydon is a shithole too mate don't worry

Full grow op ....don't need dealers..

I'll keep bitching user. Don't you hear it? The people?

>Do you hear the people sing?
>youtube.com/watch?v=lDUwXFvTJfA&

Right wing populism and anti-globalist sentiments are taking control user. Brexit was the first major sign of this. The little men from up north cucked the posh cunts down london out of their cushy little sheltered lives.

We're not taking this shit lying down. I know I won't. Race war when?

How you finding it?

I feel like any resistance to globalism is only temporary, and well... ultimately futile. You can only delay the inevitable.

I hope you were supporting palace user. That being said sunlun hand out free tickets to students like they're going out of fashion, keep an eye on your email inbox.

It's not awful but honestly, Newcastle blows it out the water. I know students who'd just say they study at Newcastle hahahaha

I'm from Sunderland and I've lived here all if my life. the reason you probably found the dealers were poor round here is you come across as being a cocky mouthy geordie who is as thick as fuck. So common sense would tell them
>firstly don't deal with strangers
>secondly especially one with a geordie accent
>thirdly and a big one don't deal with mouthy cunts
Now tell me about your international efficiently perfect dealers where you live

Have to be honest been in Engineering in some form or another for years, but always wanted a Bsc..

Definitely for me , I found the reintroduction to the Maths and Physics hard, but getting there now..

Whereas there was other areas I found easy and others found hard, ie, the practical, and visualising something in 'real' form from technical drawings...

You go to uni? If I'm still a kissless virgin after uni then I'll lose all hope, but I don't think it's likely.

Die hard Palace mate, was one of the best games I've been too in a while actually

Yeah I've got mates at Newcastle who says it's much better, but my application process didn't go through at Newcastle and I was running out of time, Sunderland was the best bet at the time

>sniffin
>smokin
>playin some n64 super mario on emulator
>watching american dad
>listenin to dnb
>browsin b and wsg for some giggles

whats your plans for rest of year guys?
GU11 CLOCKIN INN

I'm in my final year. I'm not kissless, just sexless.

I get to stimulate brains though, so worth?

Lying cunt as it happens I've worked in Croydon and Sunderland is a lot better. As spewcastle is full of pakrats and vermin you'll be much better off in Sunderland you'll also be able to watch premier league football quite regularly

>found the reintroduction to the Maths and Physics hard
I'll be going straight from A level Maths, further maths and physics so this shouldn't be a problem for me if I'm doing engineering.

Do you quite literally want to design aircrafts as a profession?

Definitely not worth it. Don't you go to parties/out drinking?

>I get to stimulate brains though

'What literally'..

My plans are;
>making deer pits all over woodlands
>building underground house
>finding military bunkers
>catching a deer and train it so that it will be my noble wobbly hopp steed

Show me an advert an email anything saying Sunderland give free tickets to anyone. A link of something to prove you're not a lying mouthy manky toothed thief

hahahahha fuck me, love it. Why are mackems so easy to wind up, the inferiority complex is real. I'm from South Shields pal, not a single soul from here will ever say they're from near Sunderland, it's near Newcastle, because Newcastle is the regional capital and sunderland a crap little town nobody cares about.

>premier league football quite regularly
>quite regularly
>bottom of the league

It's a decent uni don't get me wrong, I went after all. Don;t sweat that. Just cracks me up since sunderlands such a backwards little town.

Congrats on the win as well, nowt better than winning away from home!

93rd minute winner too mate, still buzzing

not since first year! I don't really talk to people in class, and since it's 4th year it's a bit late to start now kek.

It's fun! Trust me! just dreading the day someone has a seizure or something, that'll suck. I use a non-invasive technique, so it's all gucchi.

You will be so thankful that you did the M&P...it will help a lot in a lot of the areas of Engineering..

Once qualified, As well as a degree, I will hold a B1 Aircraft engineers license restricted, then you de-restrict it by practical/theoretical Aircraft type testing ie, 737, airbus etc...

Then get a job being the last person to sign an Aircraft safe to fly!!

Is that is ECT treatment etc..strobe?

nah i use transcranial direct current stimulation, it's such a low current that it doesnt hurt most people. Although a lot of people report burning sensations on the skin, but it never actually burns them.

If they have a tumour or something, it could be a different story i think.

readytogo.net/smb/threads/free-ticket-pisstake.844707/

nothing better

That picture is ironic in that you will surely be at fault when one crashes :(

Then you'll be on /b crying about anhero

And your wife (or boyfriend - more likely) will leave you

What is that for ..open up neural pathways..close them??

Thick heeded cunt
It was a thick heeded geordie who did that every fucka knows that
>geordie logic = paying more money for a ticket is great
>giving fat Mike ashley more money is great
>getting relegated is supported
>putting links up that show complete oppositte of proof required means you win
>fucking retarded doesn't come close

Got back home to Manchester from Blackpool. Whilst in Blackpool it fucking pissed if down and some absolute steak head with slug lips and legs like noodles on a mic goes "IT MAY BE RAINING NOW BUT ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN BLACKPOOL" and I'm like how about no you fucking non observant smack head it's clearly dark wet and fucking horrible.... Sick being British
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Now currently lay in bed with a haze joint good times . 10 out of 10 would roll again later taters

basically what's happening is i apply a constant current (2 mA) for around 15-20 minutes, using an anode and a cathode. Anode depolarises the resting membrane potential of the neurons, causing them to fire more often. Cathode hyperpolarises the resting membrane potential, causing them to fire less. I target specific areas (i dont want to go too specific because uni shit) and make people perform a task, comparing their results to placebo results to see the effects.

So for example, i depolarise the angular gyrus and then ask them to write something, i can compare their results with another group (say writing speed, accuracy, etc.)

What i do is a bit more complex, but that's the gist of it. I learned how to use EEG 10-20 and 10-10, so that's neat too and should help with hospital placement shit.

LE3 masterrace

Sound right interesting, I read a lot of physics, maths ..engineering books..

I remember reading about PET scanners, seriously amazing shit..

Keep thinking I'd like to do a masters if and after I finish my degree, but am a mature student so not sure if I'll have the Time..

Nearly went into forensics, always would have liked to have been a detective, forensics would have been about as close as I might have got...

Any official email advert or link showing any 1 free ticket
Also offering 1 school in the area cheaper discounted tickets for a game for every home would usually been seen as a good gesture by most fans of football
>then again your mag
>the university sponsors the club every sponsor of every club receives so many complimentary tickets