How do i ask a girl to be friends with benefits

How do i ask a girl to be friends with benefits.

We have been friends in college for 2 years, and she's recently single, not looking for a relationship.

'ay bb u want sum fuk?'

you don't ask a girl to be fwb it just happens you fucking retarded autist

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"Would you like to be friends with benefits?"

You fok her. Then don't get feelsy. Then she'll appoint you

Hello, do you want to be friends with benefits?
I am a huge virgin and I am so unconfortable and weak that I want ask you that without advise.

Female wants to be fucked like whores, all of them. Just show how is the alpha and fuck her like a pig.

instead of bringing it up bluntly just start flirting with her

start light and see how she responds

if she flirts back go further

whenever you can make it known that you don't want a relationship

but keep flirting and see where it goes

Asking is old fashioned.
flunitrazepam

Don't listen to these retards.
These guys are right

just invite her to your place and let things happen naturally idiot

"I was thinking about visiting an escort, but then I remembered you're not getting any cock these days, and as a friend you wouldn't ask for money, so fuck later tonight?"

Whip your cock out and piss on her shoes.

why do you wish to have sex with a 7 year old?

well... she isn't 7, as we're both in college.

She's 20

don't do it.

if you're too autistic to do it without asking the internet for help, you're too autistic to do it without falling in love and getting your heart broken when she inevitably ends it to date some alpha chad.

say: hey bish you better get on the cuck truck.

If you have to ask , you have already lost .


Girls like being told things , eg I think you're stunning .or I want to fuck you .


Make your intentions clear .... Take it from a oldfag

hows this?

>So i know that you're newly single, and might not be looking for a guy, but i think that you're really cute, and was wondering if you'd be interested in friends with benefits.

>Not really looking for a relationship. Just looking for someone i know to have some fun with.

>If you're not interested, that's ok. we can pretend i never asked.

Fuck no..


Take her out get her drunk tell her she is stunning .

The object is to fuck her first then you're in control .

Honestly you sound like you are negotiating to buy a TV whilst apologising for being in the store

OP, your odds aren't great.

However, I agree with alcohol. Don't fucking date rape her or anything, but get both of you buzzed and flirt, see where it goes. Maybe go to an 18+ club and try dancing with her.

fuck.