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ask a 40 something year old man who used to get blowjobs from his mother when he was 12 anything.

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who was your favorite thundercat?

Snarf fags need not answer.

Was the ass fat?

>who was your favorite thundercat?

panthro. i liked his tank. used to draw it all over my notebooks.

no. she was slim.

im more of a he-man bloke myself...

so how did it feel?

Is it Panthro? Also, do you get turned on by heavily-freckled shoulders?

If train A leaves the station going 60 miles per hour and train B leaves one hour later going 85 miles per hour, how long will it take train B to catch up with train A?

Fucker I knew it

>so how did it feel?

first time i came within seconds. probably less than 10. got better as it went along.

>do you get turned on by heavily-freckled shoulders?

i dont. sorry.

If train A leaves the station going 60 miles per hour and train B leaves one hour later going 85 miles per hour, how long will it take train B to catch up with train A?

im gonna eyeball it and say 43 minutes.

my nigga

Is your name Jason?

if it was i wouldnt tell you. but its not.

How is your relationship with your mom now? Is it awkward?

how did it start
how long did it last for
did anybody find out

Y am i a fag for liking snarf?

bump.

and FUCK OFF you shitposting faggots. so sick of you assholes ruining a perfectly great thread.

how did you feel about the series reboot?

How'd it start/how long did it last?

can u post a pic of her pls?

so my friends gf was rubbing her feet against my lap while friend was in the kitchen.

the other night she sat on the couch with him while her foot on my chair and swung her other foot hitting underneath where i was sitting. i also noticed her toes where really frigidity.

what the fuck is going on here?
i dont mind getting a fuck from her if its like that.

its pretty normal. we dont talk about it. many man years ago i tried to talk about it and she started crying, so i left alone.

i was caught doing things with a younger girl and got punished for it. she told me to just masturbate and not be touching younger girls. gave me the sex talks later on and asked me why i was doing things with the girl. it sort of went from there for a year or so. i was in 8th grade when it stopped. no one knows. i have never told anyone.i feel pretty indifferent about it too.

Not op, but 3 hours 8 minutes and 30 seconds?

because snarf is a shit character thrown in to introduce unnecessary conflicts and comic relief.

i didnt know there was a series reboot.

one school year. i dont remember the exact time. just the grades i was in.

probably not a good idea. i have seen what you guys do with pictures here.

so she sucked you off to stop you from becoming a child child molester,

nice

the whole show is shit tier now stfu u fucking fags

Jar jar mother fuckin jinks

can u post a picture of her body at least?

Train B closes by 15mi/hr and is 60 mile behind, so 1hr = 45 behind, 2hr = 30 behind, 3 hr = 15 behind, 4 hr exactly = train B passes train A

haha not exactly. but yeah something like that. it was supposed to be something that only happened once but i used to ask her for it. begged her even sometimes.

ill try. id have to look in boxes i have. it would take a while.

Where did it mostly go down? Living room? Before bed? Did u like it?

i didnt feel like doing the math. thanks for the answer though.

was she religious? I can see her trying to fix the devil in you

yeah mang, they did a season in 2011, it's worth a look if you weren't too traumatized by rape to still enjoy Thundercats

my room mostly. sometimes id be told to wait there while she finished something and then she'd come in.

how did it start?
can you tell us about your first time?
Story time??

> no claim is made trains A and B leave from the same station, in the same direction or on adjacent/same tracks

nigga thassa trick quession

I was only joking m8, that Shakira character is the best, id fuk the shit outa her

Did you come in her face? -
Did you fuck her or something more than a bj?

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that's hot

On top of this did she swallow?

not religious at all. i wasnt even raised religious myself.

ill check it out.

>can you tell us about your first time?

when i got caught i was about to get a bj from the girl when she walked in on us in the bathroom. i didnt even know you could open the bathroon back then cause it didnt have a keyhole.

when we had the talks she asked me why i wanted to do that and i told her the truth. i wanted to know what it felt like and she told me about masturbation but i was already doing that. like a week later she was sort of drunk and offered to do it for me but only once and that i didnt tell anyone and all those things. after that i used to ask her for it all the time.

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Hard questions now. Did you have or still have a dad? Did she swallow or make noises ext? Did she pull out her tits?

85-60=/=15 retard

Did you live with your father?

>Did you come in her face?

on her lips but not her face.

>Did you fuck her or something more than a bj?

we never had sex. only blowjobs. groped her boobs once in her sleep and she got mad cause she wasnt completely asleep. i didnt get blowjobs for a while.

sometimes. but most of the times she'd just get up and spit it out in the kitchen or bathroom sink.

Weird 85-60=15. And here I go thinking he was closing in by 25 miles an hour.

>Did you have or still have a dad?

my father was never around but did meet him when i was an adult already. the man is a stranger to me.
Did she swallow or make noises ext?

yes, sometimes. and as far as noises, just occasional sucking noises. i dont remember her moaning or anything. maybe she did but i dont remember.

Did she pull out her tits?

no. i wanted to touch them though and she wouldnt let me. got threatened with no more blowjobs if I insisted on that with my hands.

so fake isnot even hot.i hope my future wife will have great sex with my son its all mans dream come true.i remeber when i was 5 and i was bathing with a friend of my mom and her 2 year old son i asked the bitch to touch my dick and that she didmnt i would tell my mom she did and get her in trouble(i was a devil,once i pissed in my 16 old cousin mouth while she was holding my pee cup) but she didnt did it and said if she done it it would be true.so is really hard to get soke action when your a kid.!

it was just me and her since i could remember. father was not around.

Also did you ever end up getting a blow job from that chick your mom cockblocked u from?

so when are you going to take her for all she is worth on rape of a minor charges?

It is not ok that you were raped like that as a kid and if you are not an only child it is not ok that you don't get all of her stuff

no. and she wasnt a chick. i was 12 and she was younger. one digit younger.

lol wut?

>so when are you going to take her for all she is worth on rape of a minor charges?

im indifferent to it. probably wont. ever.

>It is not ok that you were raped like that as a kid and if you are not an only child it is not ok that you don't get all of her stuff

i appreciate the sympathy, but really... im ok. its no big deal to me.

Did you find the pics user? Let us see your mommy's body

i havent even looked. plus my wife is in the house. i have them stacked in a box somewhere. nothing sexual of course.

Yeah, you got me, oops!

yea i should do a greentext too bad im not english,i seen her touch her 2 year old son cock while we were bathing togheeter and i wanted it too.now i understand she was just slinding back his foreskin to not remain attached its a thing you must do if you are not circumcised i wanted to be touched like that too but the bitch refused and got in panic mode asking if my mom is touching my dick that bitch...

you sound completely autistic. i hope you dont talk the way you type in real life.

Yeah, no problem man.
Almost trips

SCHYNAAAAAAAARF

im not english idiot. i speak another 3 lenguages this is lime my 4

ignore him. just go on, everything is understandable if you're not a complete sperg

What others lenguages do you speak?

Well its fucked up but cool u got BJs? Kinda weird to compare your wife to your moms dick sucking capabilities Sorry OP

Are you black?

Keeping working on it and not here.

Also who gives you better head mom or wife?

i have never "compared". i was 12-13 back then and its totally different than being an adult. i have never had to beg my wife for a blowjob either.

no. that would kill me inside.

my wife. she lets me touch her tits and grope her ass. i never got that back then.

Not saying you have to beg. In retrospect did you get better bjs then or now?

Does if feel good getting this off your chest?

But talking about just the skills of sucking your lucky dick

>In retrospect did you get better bjs then or now?

well it was more arousing back then. so i guess it was back then, then.

>Does if feel good getting this off your chest?

i was just bored. i have made this thread before. and i know incest is quite popular here, so i dont mind.

>But talking about just the skills of sucking your lucky dick

it felt better when i was younger, but my wife puts more effort into it. my wife is better at it, but it felt better when i was younger.

is your name bubby?

Ok, sure. So how does that "experience" effect you mentally now, and with women. Btw, my mother was a freak/mentally ill, so yeah.

its not. sorry.

>So how does that "experience" effect you mentally now, and with women.

it doesnt really affect me. its just something that i know "happened". i have a wife, and my life is very normal. boring even.

Does your wife know about this?

>and my life is very normal.

nah. you have issues.

no. i'd never share that with her. she's not very understanding when it comes to those things. she would probably freak out and start demanding some kind of action.

well, if i do its not because i used to get blowjobs from my mother. i know thats for sure.

what did you ask her for?
like what did you call it when you asked for it?

>we dont talk about it. many man years ago i tried to talk about it and she started crying, so i left alone.
maybe you should apologize for bothering her that much? that and/or reassure her that she didn't do anything wrong

i'd say offer her a cunnilingus for mother's day, hahaha

>what did you ask her for?
like what did you call it when you asked for it?

i used to ask her if she could do it with her mouth again. l never called it "blowjobs". id just ask like her if she could do it again.

How many times a week did she give you blowjobs?

>maybe you should apologize for bothering her that much?

thats actually more or less how i feel about it. and i was gonna tell her, but she didnt even wanna have the conversation.

>that and/or reassure her that she didn't do anything wrong

i dont feel like she did but anyone else you ask will not feel the same. to me its just like a weird part of my life. and nothing more.

>How many times a week did she give you blowjobs?

i would have have them every day at that time, but i wasnt always able to wear her down. so id say like 1 times on a bad week. 3 times on a good week.

how did you never tell a friend about this as a kid?

well if that made her cry it's probably a big deal for her, either she just wants to forget it or it's still bothering her

you never forced yourself on her, right?

Do you have others weird part of your life like this?

>3 times on a good week.

What was a good week like?

what country u from?

pics or awesome mother son porn or gtfo

i never told because i knew what would happen.

in the beginning i used to try to touch her boobs while she did it and she'd slap my hands off them. left it alone after she got mad and stopped in the middle of it.

no. this is probably my only interesting story in my otherwise boring normal life.

>What was a good week like?

if i did stuff around the house or got good grades or something like that id have a good week. i didnt even have to beg in those cases. so it happened more.

did she put an effort? like really try to make you come hard?

did you had to ask to come in her mouth or she went for it her self?

did you make eye contact while she was blowing you?

did she used her hand to play with your balls? or just focused on your dick?

once you came, was it ever like 20 minutes later lets do it again?

>pics or awesome mother son porn or gtfo

i can tell you're young and dont know anything about the 80's.

how the fuck did u do it. like did u just ask her?

true. now pics or hot mother son links or gtfo

that's some great way to make you bring those A's back home...

>did she put an effort? like really try to make you come hard?

she didnt really have to. i used to cum pretty fast. especially in the very beginning.

>did you had to ask to come in her mouth or she went for it her self?

i never asked for it. one time she just kept going while i came and then got up to spit it out. told me to clean myself up after. it was very awkward in a way. other times she'd just swallow and then tell me to clean up and get up and go back to doing whatever she was doing before.

>did you make eye contact while she was blowing you?

yes. but it was more like our eyes crossed than staring. she never really looked at me when she did it.

>once you came, was it ever like 20 minutes later lets do it again?

haha. yes , a couple of times,but i learned quick not to bug too much. she used to get made if i did stuff like that. i kinda knew her moods though.

>how the fuck did u do it. like did u just ask her?

after the first time it happened i asked her if she could it again to me with her mouth and she told me no, but i wore her down after a while. after that i would just ask her if we could do the mouth thing and she knew what i was talking about.

i would literally just ask if she could do it with her mouth at any one time and id usually get a response pretty fast. like annoyed, or later on or something.

>i kinda knew her moods though.
aha, do you think she was looking forward to it sometimes?

thinking about it, the culture was a lot more sex positive and open back in the days, no?

were you ever close to getting caught?

do you remember what was the longest you were able to hold before ejaculating?

I'm sure she was able to tell when you were about to cum ... did she like put the extra suction effort?

>aha, do you think she was looking forward to it sometimes?

i dont know. but i dont think so. i remember sometimes she'd be more accepting /and willing of me asking than others, but i wouldnt say she was looking forward to it.

as far as the culture being more sex positive back then, i dont know either cause i was young and my world was pretty small back then. all of my concerns were pretty immediate and shallow. i didnt know anything about life.

Do you have childreen?
If yes, what do you think if you found out your wife does it with your son? Is it ok?

>were you ever close to getting caught?

no. it always happened behind closed doors and when no one was around.

>do you remember what was the longest you were able to hold before ejaculating?

i never kept track of the time but it did get longer as time went by. id say i went from less than a minute to 2 or 3 minutes after a while.

>about to cum / did she like put the extra suction effort?

yeah that something i noticed eventually but in the beginning it was very new to me so i'd just lay there basically just close my eyes. the feelings were a big novelty to me.

>Do you have childreen?

i dont have children. yet.

>If yes, what do you think if you found out your wife does it with your son? Is it ok?

i dont know man. i know i turned out ok, but i hear some people dont. i probably wouldnt, just to be safe.

Do you have any idea about why did your mother do it to you? I mean, maybe she didnt have a boyfriend or something

>Do you have any idea about why did your mother do it to you?

i have never asked her and she probably doesnt want me to ask. my guess is she was just doing it to keep me happy in a weird way. or maybe when she caught me with the girl she was scared i was gonna keep doing it or something. but thats just my stupid guess.

>she didnt have a boyfriend or something

she didnt have a boyfriend the whole time this happened. but she did get one eventually.

did she ever gave feedback about the taste of your cum?

if you came on her lips - would she lick it off or just go and wash her face?

did she ever talked during the sessions?

did you ever sneak to see her naked?

as far as i know, the only ones who suffered from having (consensual) underage sexual contact were the ones that got caught and had to deal with the ire/jealousy/guilt-tripping of other people

would you like to do 69 with her?

Old school smeagle/golem

>did she ever gave feedback about the taste of your cum?

one time she told me i came a lot and another time she told me it was real thick but she never said anything about the taste ever.

>if you came on her lips - would she lick it off or just go and wash her face?

i didnt exactly cum on her lips on purpose. some of it would just sort of fall there or fall out of her mouth. most of the time she'd just get up and go to the bathroom and spit it out. other times she'd wipe her face with a towel or something and tell me to clean up too.

>did she ever talked during the sessions?

no. hardly really. if ever. maybe only to tell me to scooch up on the bed or something.

>did you ever sneak to see her naked?

i saw her naked one time through the bathroom window but i think she knew what was up cause she closed it. i remember being blow away by how much pubic hair she had.

you have a point. but id rather not ask those questions. seems like a sure way to get in trouble.

i had plenty of sexual thoughts while it was going on, but she wasnt very receptive of me even touching her boobs, so i never brought up anything else. i was a pretty horny kid. i wanted to try everything really.

where are you from man?

Basic as fuck but lionel

usa.

how different was it the 1st time you got a bj from a girl who wasn't your mom?
how long after your mom stopped?

Good story man.
Greetings from mexico

Did your mother have any kind of addictions or vices?

What was an average encounter like?

>how different was it the 1st time you got a bj from a girl who wasn't your mom?

it felt the same. except it wasnt my mother.

how long after your mom stopped?

all of 7th and some of 8th grade. told me to stop asking her for it and got pretty mad. i figured it was a temporary thing but eventually realized she was serious.

back at you amigo.

>Did your mother have any kind of addictions or vices?

she'd drink, but only wine. no hard liquor or beer. unless people came around.

>What was an average encounter like?

she'd be doing whatever she was doing and i'd ask her if she could it with her mouth for me. sometimes she'd get annoyed and tell me no or to go away. other times she say she'd do it if i cleaned up or do something else. or sometimes she'd say she couldnt cause she was too busy and promised to do it later if i left her alone.

then it would happen later on.

>i figured it was a temporary thing but eventually realized she was serious.

kek. did you get sad about it?

what did you do after?

i went back to masturbating to old playboy and penthouse magazines or anything i could get my hands on. i also got a gf, but she didnt want to have sex so it was mostly just masturbating.

wait a second - he didn't say the 2nd train was on the same tracks and heading in the same direction as the 1st.

why do you think it stopped? was it because of a boyfriend?

she never told me why. she just told me to stop asking her for it. i had been told before to leave her alone or go away, but not to stop asking for it. after a while i knew she was serious.

not worth it. get a GF of your own. She's probably just playing with you

>i dont have children. yet.

unless your wife is way younger than you, your window is closed anyway. better not to reproduce after you've been molested tbh. too much potential for damage passing on

>better not to reproduce after you've been molested tbh. too much potential for damage passing on

im a fairly normal individual. you have nothing to worry about.

post body photo - we'll tell you if worth the hassle...

what would you do if for some reason, your mom offered to give you a blow job again? would you let her?

>what would you do if for some reason, your mom offered to give you a blow job again? would you let her?

i wouldnt. im just not the horny sex-driven kid i was back in those days. im a grown man now with a wife and a normal life.

i think a big part of it was just me being horny all the time. if that wasnt like that, none of it would have probably happened.

Been here the whole thread. And it sounds like a bunch of circumstances aligned for things to happen.

I wonder how often these things happen and no one ever finds out about it.

Maybe just how humans roll.

well, i heard that in some cultures it's not uncommon to give a handjob to your kid as a goodnight ritual, so sometimes it probably escalates

>one time she told me i came a lot and another time she told me it was real thick but she never said anything about the taste ever.

explain.

i came and after i finished she said i had came a lot and wiped her mouth with the bed sheets that were hanging off the bed.

the other time the same thing happened, but she said "that was real thick" and she went about her business after.

THUNDERCATSSSSS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

What's going on guys? I just showed up...

till this day, i still love the intro to this cartoon. it used to get me all excited when i was young.

OP here btw.

Man, I grew up with that show too and it has stuck with me all of these years. I wasn't scoring any lip action from my mom back then though... Good on ya dude.

how would you feel if you found out your wife was giving blow jobs to your future son?

Cool story bro. I never found my mother sexually attractive, so no Oedipus complex. On the other hand I find mother/son porn interesting. Go figure.

i already answered this, but ill answer it more clearly.

i probably wouldnt be as pissed off about it as a "normal human being" would, but i would probably not allow it.

though i know out of my own experiences that you can turn out ok from something like that. but i also hear some people dont.

its kind of hard to know who does and doesnt it. so... i dont know.

>I find mother/son porn interesting.

i dont. go figure too. weird eh?

btw, not judging. just saying.

same here, but i just like milfs and size/age difference so...

lol same here bro, my mom is actually pretty hot according to everyone else, even some of my ex classmates... anyways... but I've never actually been turned on by her, in fact seeing her naked is really awkward and the idea of having something with her just bugs the shit out of me, though i find all sorts of incest porn ('cept for gay and lesbian cause i hate homos) extremely fucking hot and I love to read about other people's experiences
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