Rekt? I sadly have nothing to contribute. Just stoned wondering if anyone is in the mood to share some keks

is he ok?

damn chinks

holy fucking shit..ive seen this a milklion times and never noticed...in the middle theres a kid in dark clothes next to a woman in a dark burqa or whatever. Watch the kid, he sees the crane coming a split second before it comes through the wall.
He pushes his mom out of the way and then he gets annihilated.

Seriously watch it.

7/10

wtf is happening here

8/10

9/10

a huge crane crashes through a building when sandniggers are making the pilgrimage to Mecca...

10/10

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enjoy faggos

likely lost the foot

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thats the kind of rekt i enjoy
not this gory bullshit posted by faggots

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see you went ahead and said something.

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Youve seen this a million times yet never read this comment that comes after the post every time

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I've seen this video so many times. What exactly
happened here?

nerve gas

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If it was nerve gas why the fuck didn't that lady that walked behind him get fucked up? Retard.

has that been pointed out before?
Obviously ive never heard anyone point it out

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i like the part where the kid gets splattered.

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newfag

he was exposed to the nerve gas far much longer than her, faggot
also the lady didn't breath back then

How the fuck did she get up there to begin with?

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when_your_favorite_song_comes_on_the radio.webm

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Josh is a nigger

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I may be willing to accept this explanation

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I'm always watching . You have now been cursed with 1000 dicks up thou butthole .... Be warned...

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"...god damn scooter fags." *turns on windshield wipers*

The rare rekt thread chuckle

pretty sure its just some kid grabbing his mom because hes frightened, not some heroic act of bravery

Holy kek

typical american cuisine

Where's the original where we see what actually happens to the guy? I also want to see the bitch's face when she realizes how massive she is.

I thought that was popcorn for a second.

moar

That actually looks fucking disgusting.

Does anybody have that gif of the guy who grabs a dog and starts spinning it around

leave it to a cat to kill itself just to spite your efforts.

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As an American who has eaten his share of crappy food, I cannot for the life of me figure out the appeal in something like that. And what did she scoop out of the pot? Corn? And what was next, cheese? Mmmm wet Doritos...

bye grandma

cats can survive a fall from any height except 7 stories

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you are wrong. and will be a better person when you understand why

And they say Americans have no culture!

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best 9/11 ever

no one could pick the lit cigarette out of his lap? jerks

HEY IDIOTS
I was in a rekt thread and this webm was posted, some of you fucktards actually believe its real.
Its fake dipshits:
1. If you get shot with a shotgun at close range the back of your head does not stay intact it would blow apart like a grenade went off in his head
2. His face turns to a jelly like substance when he is hit. Not an expert but I'm pretty sure skin does not turn to jello. It is obviously a mask of some type (movie set type quality)
3. Your eyes will not pop out of your head like some Looney tunes cartoon. They are enclosed in the orbital bones.

That is all, just had to get that off my chest. Now stop posting this fake shit.

uuuh thats pretty good

That ain't normal cuisine. That's prison food. Ramen, doritos, other junk food.

USA USA USA

ban assault trucks

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ban assault cars

r they kill

the smell...

Thanks God I am a vegan. I am not eating dead corpses and calling it food.

yeah, imagine the smell... holy shit

that file name

>Thanks God I am a vegan.

gay

Nutrient dense?

Good source of anti-oxidans, phytochemicals, and phytonutrients?

Transgender faggot trying to insult some normal people, in which they finally get sick of it and decide to kick his ass.

That's a prison recipe. they don't exactly have the ingredients or skills to prepare gourmet level food. They just take whatever they have, mix it up, and eat it.

can someone explain?????

no im not

you forced me to do this

Iz only smellz

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dude just saw porn with your mum in it

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ever seen ballistics gel?
you know, that stuff that was designed to emulate human flesh?
now, imagine that with shattered bone inside, it would still be gel

ever shot a watermelon? know how it explodes?
that's because there is an increase in pressure inside when it is shot. Now imagine that increase in pressure inside of a head, don't you think that would push the eyes out?

and to your first point, you can't see the back of his head, so why do you think it wasn't blown the fuck out?

it might be fake, but if it is, they did a great fucking job making it look real

kek - dat filename

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>If i pull a knife on the cops and act aggressively, I shouldn't get in trouble. I mean, its racist if they do, right?

#BLM!

Dindu

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just another normal day in cuckland

i don't know what this is, so lets all learn together.

Newfag detected!

Your pasta is stale and wrong. Stick to sucking dick.

i am disappoint.

What were those fucking kids doing sitting in the middle of a car park?

Not the driver's fault.

EU cops

Fuck off. What, are you telepathic or something and know what the kid was doing?

You fucking idiot.

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that filename

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I'm amazed the google didn't take his wallet.

>claims newfag
>falls for bait

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Fucking tasty.

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CAN YOU FUCK OFF AND STOP MENTIONING HOW YOU'RE A VEGAN, WE FUCKING GET IT JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

Pic fucking related, it's you when you don't get to tell people YOU'RE A FUCKING VEGAN

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>sorry I was late, I had to rush to HQ and fill out the proper paperwork to unlock the safe and get the town taser

Clean the sand out of your vagina you whiny cunt.

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"would it kill you to take out the trash?"

> Not editing the image to say that in meme form
What a faggot you are.

fucking rip

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there's really no logical difference between this and harvesting a field of corn

they just aren't tied to the ground, and they make noise

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the process of castrating US copc is in progress, no nigger / criminal attacking cops will be killed

You mean you "just had to" you copy and paste it every time you see this posted, and someone offered a legitimate counter argument, faggot

is this actually grinding them up?
the blades or whatever those are look pretty limp, and there isn't any blood from what i can tell (shitty vision though)
looks like they're being sucked into the machine, perhaps to be taken to the grinder

Corn doesn't feel pain...

Evidence for this statement?

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there are numerous studies indicating the contrary
it's just on a different time scale

basically, all organic behavior is reaction to a stimulus to avoid destruction, and corn does this just as much as chickens

someone never saw Avatar

I wonder where that plane(s) landed.

the one that didn't lose a wing landed on the strip I think. I think there's footage of it doing so.

context?

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>context?

>As an American

You know that the smell of freshly cut grass is actually a defense mechanism to warn nearby grass that they're being attacked, right?

How can you live with yourself knowing that your very existence is built upon harming defenseless plants? You sick fuck.

Eat dirt and shit like a real caretaker of the environment.

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It just scoops them up for sorting/processing. Those are pullets (half grown chickens), so they likely are being gathered for shipping to meat or egg production facilities. I can't remember what the machine is called, but it's pretty humane. No damage other than scaring them some. I grew up on a poultry farm, but we weren't large scale enough for one of those. Got to see one operate at a big facility I toured. It's pretty cool.

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>filename

Just because corn reacts to stimuli doesn't mean it can feel pain like animals

>Eat dirt and shit like a real caretaker of the environment.
kek

Damn, wonder how many times he closed that gate before that happened.

You've obviously never killed anything, or even shot a gun before. GTFO of here faggot.

thats what i figured. didn't look as bad as filename implied

I love my McNuggets

>This again

Oh no, better go check on your tomatoes, they are rotting again

Saw that vid once, shit was hilarious.

>doesn't mean it can feel pain
>reacts to stimuli
Pain IS a reaction to a stimulus

This. Fucking moron kids.

10+ officers to disarm one guy with a knife? england is full of cucks.

kek

but that's all pain is...
an electrical impulse that tells the organism to react a certain way. It's just information. You just find it easier to empathize with a chicken because you think you fell pain the same as it (and you don't) but you can't stretch your understanding far enough to empathize with corn, which has its own version of pain, but you would have to tweak your perspective of time and strategies of survival.

you should really only concern yourself with the quality of the energy you are absorbing, and whether it affects the chance of survival of your own species (don't eat humans, and animals we rely on for reasons other than food like dogs/cats)

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Why did they let doggo float away??

delicious

This is what a college student eats if he or she has a bit of money left over at the end of the week

typical google response..

Is there a version with sound?

This needs to be edited to her pulling a skeleton out of the pile of dogs.

>Huduurdurrr look at me 9/11 joke
This is not how you begin a rekt thread.

easily could have been birdshot.... u wrong/10

Vegans are worse than niggers. At least niggers aren't proud to be garbage.

underrated comment

Remember guys in us congress they said if cops lay down their weapons the person (s) with weapons will immediately do the same.....fucking bitch cuck who said this needs to see this video

Let me get this straight nigger

You are legitimately telling me that corn feels pain

dat guy dit gud, killin so many faggots

You're telling me that corn feels the same thing that we do that makes us go 'Ow'.

I'm not talking about information that makes them react. I'm talking about the sensation.

the filename should have been two-reinhardts-charging.webm

PROVE TO ME IT DOES'NT

>strawmanning this hard
Just prove me wrong nigger and stop taking escape routes.

pain is too abstract to say that corn also feels it
but I can say that corn reacts to stimuli related to physical damage, which is the basis of feeling pain

it's different, but represents the same experience

killing corn to eat it and killing a chicken to eat it still destroys the life that was present in order to support another life

he's talking to me fucktards, quit dumbing down my argument

Then take your private convo with your vegan buttbuddy to fucking facebook faggot

red-bull-gives-you-stings

Damn, they're gonna blame that kid til he kills himself and/or his parents.

Not the guy you're arguing with, but think about this from an evolutionary standpoint.

Pain is helpful so that you know to avoid pain and run away, and furthermore, pain is what your brain interprets from signals coming from nerves all over your body.

corn has neither a brain, nor a reason to run away.

A plant can react to stimuli like when a flower turns to face the sun.

Does this mean it can *feel* sensations? No, it doesn't have a fucking nervous system or a brain. It just reacts without FEELING anything. So eating plants is not inhumane because it cannot feel pain.

Besides, what use would plants even have for pain? THEY CAN'T FUCKING RUN.

@everyone in this thread who is yapping their piehole and not posting a vid

underrated file name

That's not how it works nigger, YOU have to prove that it's true.

Fucks sake, what do you want a fucking medal? A fucking prize? Shit everybody, call the muthafucking Pope, this faggot needs to be canonized. Your fucking business. If you think everyone is going to look at you like you are some kind of good person or something (in a rekt thread of all places) because you are a vegan...you are wrong, it's just another reason people who know you secretly (or overtly) hate you. You might as well just go around to restaurants and tell everyone you are better than them, fucktard. This shit was already way beyond annoying in the late '90's. Come up with a new way to troll.

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But he's our new messiah all bow down and worship him.

that filename

it's still life, so where do you draw the line?
fish have a brain, but it is nowhere near a human brain. Is it still pain if it can't remember it? Is it still pain if he can't choose whether to run or to bear it? the point is, that there is not an objective line where pain begins, it is just what you personally consider close enough to what your understanding is to make you think it is similar to your own perception. Nothing simpler than an ape is going to relate to our notion of pain in my book, mainly due to long term memory and association.

and to your last point, plants can't 'run' but they can move, you just have to use time lapse photography to grasp the extent of it.

is that a butelrfly?

stop breathing and post a pic of your blue face for the lultz

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>You know that the smell of freshly cut grass is actually a defense mechanism to warn nearby grass that they're being attacked, right?

>be me
>grass
>pleasantly growing in a garden
>all of a sudden, my mate shouts that he just got his fucking head cut off
>oh shit, I better run
>too bad I don't have any fucking legs

Why would a blade of grass need to know that nearby grass is being attacked? What's it gonna do, fight back?

All plants feel pain. You must be an idiot.

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Already seen 20 times / 10

link to full vid? or story?

since you niggers arent posting anything good, heres a nigger

IF YOU FAGGOTS ARE GOING TO FUCKING KEEP TALKING HERE WITH ALL YOUR SHIT ASS COMMENTS, AT LEAST POST SOME MOTHERFUCKING VIDS. AND READ THIS AND FUCK THE HELL OFF.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3792036/Do-trees-brains.html

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Yes, niggers ARE proud to be niggers.

Is that my boy skinny penis

what the fuck just happened?

nice trips

recircumcision

I mean aren't plants generally dead by the time you eat them.

It's prison food you dips!

>it's still life, so where do you draw the line?
I don't care if it's alive, I care if it experiences pain.

>fish have a brain, but it is nowhere near a human brain. Is it still pain if it can't remember it?
Who cares if you can remember it? If you can feel it in the moment, that's pain. Or do people with dementia not feel pain either?

>Nothing simpler than an ape is going to relate to our notion of pain in my book, mainly due to long term memory and association
Again, it doesn't matter whether or not they can remember the pain years down the line. I know that if I get hurt that I'm feeling pain in the moment. Does that mean I haven't felt pain until years down the line if I can still remember it? If I forget it, does that mean I never felt the pain? Of course not.

>and to your last point, plants can't 'run' but they can move, you just have to use time lapse photography to grasp the extent of it
If you can prove to me that plants can escape from danger then gg, but I've never seen a sunflower do a sprint down the road.

they skinned the whole thing though!
that's not a circumcision
was the goal to have a white cock? that seemed successful but I fear this it will be temporary

OH the tears of the corn, The agonizing screams of the broccoli. Mournful is the genocide of the tubers. The barbarity and destruction, peaceful universe torn asunder.

fuck you homos i'm out

Shaddap, nigger lover.

Out like a boss too with that full house. Chizzekd homey.

second-degree facial burns.... the gift that keeps on giving

XD How do I like your comment?

Not as far as I know, unfortunately.

The real question is, why did he put the dick skin in his pocket

medium rare dubzy boi

you're too simple minded to continue this conversation

you can't define pain well enough to decide if a plant feels pain

you don't understand the importance of memory as it relates to impact of an experience

you don't understand that your own preference of organisms that are similar to yourself has a limit, and that the limit is subjective

you can't grasp the fact that plants do in fact move away from danger, but they are so different than you that you have to consider a different time scale to observe it

Kek

The new call of duty looks great

magic?

Lol thanks, nice dubs

this is well edited

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that one dude clapping on the right

youtu.be/E3IB7krSC0k

It was obviously reversed. Doggo saved.

If I pinch my arm right now, I feel pain. You're telling me that if I forget it later, I've never felt pain.

Get the fuck out you fucking tree loving hippie.

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you seem like the kind of person who watched sausage party as a means of justifying your retarded argument.

if a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to here it, blah blah

same thing

take a philosophy course

underrated

That's no excuse.

Step 1: Throw the mayo in the garbage.

Step 2: Just eat the beans as is.

nice cgi effects

they have no central nervous system, smh at you and the other retards who replied to that user.

pinch your arm, forget, then the next day I ask you if you ever felt pain, what will you say?

THIS IS NOT CHINA, THE KOREAS OR JAPAN. THIS IS TORONTO FOLKS. TORONTO

sunni bombs shiities

>tree loving hippie
the irony here almost escaped me
I'm the one saying fuck the trees, but also fuck the chickens
you're the hippy not me

Eww. Why?

I don't believe you

A dead chicken does not feel pain.

No, it's not remotely the same thing. But I'll take you diversion as admitting that I'm right.

Of course there's a sound even if no one hears it.

Take a science course.

It's incredibly arrogant to promote a human-centric view of everything. By that logic, everything stops existing when I close my eyes.

>take a philosophy course
This tells me everything I need to know about you.

Fat Bastard's wire team

haha shit which spot?

The fuck?

You're the one trying to convince me that corn can feel pain and that harvesting is inhumane.

what CGI effects? this is real and everyone survived (including the pilots)

ugh right in the peacemaker

Weight reduction.webm

Dead things can't feel pain, but does that diminish the pain they felt when they were alive? No.

By that logic there is no need for anesthesia in hospitals because we'll all end up dead in the end.

get out of this board

allow me to sikh some medical care

IT'S CHINK RESTAURANT #120938 ON SPADINA.THE ONE NEXT TO THE HUGE ONE WITH THOSE MASSIVE LIONS IN THE FRONT.

>cooch-cruncher.webm

ftfy

The context is they put a dog on a mini iceberg you stupid faggot

I upvote this.

P.S. Don't assume my gender.

you are so stupid
there is a sound if a tree falls, as there is an electrical impulse that is transferred to a brain when a chicken gets hurt, as there is a chemical signal transferred to other cells in a corn plant when part of the plant is damaged

the point of the no one hears it part is that when a person gets injured, they experience it and remember it and understand it as a human, when a chicken gets hurt it moves away from whatever hurt it and that's it, when a corn plant gets hurt if moves away from whatever hurt it (although much slower and less effectively)

so I'm saying that a corn plant and a chicken are removed from human experience by equivalent amounts

Are you seriously retarded?

Plants have no central nervous system, they cant feel pain you fucking retard. Smh.

kek

Why don't you get out of this board

have you ever been a plant, user?
you wouldnt know

Kek

UHHH..THAT'S NOT A DOG YOU DUMB FUCK

no....
I'm saying it is not significant'y different than harvesting chickens

the only food that would be inhumane is humans
and I can see the argument for dogs/cats/horses since they serve humans in ways that can be considered more valuable than food

It's not doing anything to them. It's just pulling them into a conveyor belt to load into trucks.

I didn't say anything about death being involved in that example

can you just google it and end urself

I bet they feel the pain of you talking down on them with your hate speech about plants. You don't know their life nigga, you don't know what they been through.

>not putting the whole thing in the file name

Naw man that's no dick nigga nick

"Now let's see who the real monster is"

that's why I've not said a single time that plants can feel pain

why do you think that pain experienced through a central nervous system is worse than an equivalent chemical signal through a plant's signalling system?

Fuck logic

Nope, but what I do know is you're bout to catch this nut straight into your throat

Banana peel

This happened in my town, they bicycle had been up there for years and years and drunks had been doing this for just as long. Guess that night was just the night.

Rekt is rekt,
bro you know, what to expect.
I've been meaning to start a thread for anons like you and me though. something like:

>Soft rekt bread,
> No gore or animal abuse, just bad decisions reaping instant karma type shit.

Would anyone else bump such a thing?

newfag

I always hear anons say it but yeah Cred Forums is going to shits.

I think it was a plantain

Pain is not dependent on being able to remember it. That's stupid. Pain exists in the moment.

You can talk in terms of chemical signals, and that's true that plants receive this responses. But can they FEEL? Do they experience sensations? No they don't have a fucking brain.

Can a chicken feel pain? Yes.

By your logic there's no need to give terminally ill patients pain relief because they're not going to be able to remember the pain when they're dead.

Jesus christ that's a neat game there, bud

>fuckin file name

Kek