Waifu claiming thread

Hello!

Claimed E V E R Y D A Y

Calamity-masu'd

Hmm? What do you mean?

What a great Youmu

Nope, too early for that. And Makoto won't let me.

I don't know if I would use Shizuru as a role model.

>Suika claimed

Oh, ass, it sure is the time of times for me to make another extraordinary drawing.
What should I draw? Something with a Waifu and also with Frieza...

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Why is your coat trying to rape you
No one would tell me what this contract business was about. Now I know
Draw Hitler riding a unicycle

QOTT: Is Megumin still seasonal?

We're here for you dude. Trust me on that

Cheshy. Place nice with the other cats or no petting
>actually, forget what I said. You're too cute not to get pets, my little cheshy
>pets the cheshire cat

Not sure about that

>shinoa claimed ',:)

You huge Cuntlord. I specified that it had to be with Frieza, but I'll do it anyway.

long story...

Now I'm raping the coat

Frieza is doing that blyue beam thing to Hitler while he rides a unicycle

I did tell you its just a contract that wont let you talk about the list.

Ok, sounds good

I'm really angry because I like the idea of Jace, a telepath who erases his own memories, but he should be closer to a schizophrenic mess of conflicting information, not a smug asshole

All day, everyday?

Something with Fran in it, you never have put her in one

no

Bastard!

How are you Syndra?

hi

>shit-tier, multi-colored bitch cat
>not a perfect qt 3.14 11/10 trat cat husbando

I put you down for now

A F I N A L S O L U T I O N
Naturally :^)

uhhhm thanks?

I just realized I didn't eat dinner ._.

Are you still in school?

It is never to early to drink!

If by seasonal you mean miracle of the universe, then yes

>shit tier
Does felix always want to fuck?
Last time I checked Felix is a guy so I win.
>purs and nuzzles your chest~

With a cup full of water as well?

I didn't even ask for it. You're the amazing one here.

Is thing we friend

Frieza is Iceman telling Maverick (Goku) he's dangerous.

Then why wouldn't you answer my questions about the contract!
How about some beef stroganoff?

Eru Claim.
>I'm at a friends house, there's five of us and we're playin Smash

Wow do you guys remember when we called these guys seasonal shits?

>implying traps aren't best

Sure just don't kidnap me

Hello midnight

How's my kitten doing today?~

Oh so are we all mad here?

Xd best waifu

Ah, i see.
Yeah, it's a contract to be a sex slave, that's all.
It's fine though, I still haven't gotten an order to do anything... I think the only person who has is Saber, and all they have to do is post a picture.

Has anyone told you to go back to /k/
I'll even make you a thread for your shitty raifu

An Eli! Who do you main?

How often are you a qt?

Fuck them up

>Implying bears aren't best men
What are you, straight?

vodka and lemonade as always. how about you?

late reply. playing overwatch too.

best husbano

>TFW no gf to snuggle with
Laying alone is cold and lonely.

goku 4 life

love you goku hope you beat the shit out of that bastard black!

Hey Smugga ^^
I'm already on /k/
I'm CAPTAIN FALCON!~
>Purple CF best CF
You got it bawss.
Galil ^^

I don't have any of the ingredients the cute anime girls were singing about.

>implying I implied traps aren't best
Traps are cancer
Good~
>rapey smug
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That neko a SHIT

Wait, Felix is a guy?

I don't know about drinking, but the stroganoff is sounding good.

I'm trying to quit. Went through withdrawals once, almost lost my job promotion, and am becoming a fatso. Despite lots of gym time, you just can't lose weight while drinking a lot.

Second episode was so good!
>Sorry about the branch

I'm playing these in WMP because I can't be bothered to change my default programs. The second episode stopped on a "cliffhanger" at the fountain, and I can't see the closing credits. Is there something wrong with these files?

I haven't had a good enough connection the last two weeks to play ... what rank are you?

When does Galil get introduced?

how are you?

All KlKs and Megumin are eternally seasonal though.

Stay on /k/, newfaggot.

Shouldn't be anything wrong with them, but changing the format might mess them up. VLC is good.
Eat shit :^]

claimed

Eh, I'll sign it

We all are single here

Unleash the power of a thousand angry waifu shitposters on them!

plat. but I get pretty horrible luck in games so I keep getting into matches against teams that are just way better than mine. waiting until the really good players move up to their proper ranks to play more ranked. I doubt I'll get higher than plat anyway, it's not like I'm very good.

As often as possible :v)

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fuck you

>claiming cartoon character instead as wives instead of seeking an actual wife

Eru!
>Neko
Galil is fox.
>Implying Galil is shit at anything
Maybe opening bottles, but that's it.
I don't know exactly, its been a while since I've watched it.

Tfw /k/ucks are invading /mai/
L85s are shitty guns. Upotte is also a shitty animoo

Thats a cat, hun

yugi claimed also dubs

FOR GLORY!~
>FALCON PUNCH!~
How goes it? ^^
Upotte is a cute anime and the L85A2 is actually amazing.
>Eru is also cute as hell.
>Plus she thicc.

Too late boys, I finished, I'll do Fran next time.

Do you know how hard it is to fucking get an actual wife? Get out faggot, this is less expensive.

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nice pic

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Ah, no.
I'm doing alright now.

get the fuck out faggot

We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad.

That is NOT thicc
L85s jam to much
They jam so much I can use them with peanut butter and make a sandwich

Yes, it's a hard slog, but you guys, especially the Karen poster who is here earlier, helped me through it a lot.

Speaking of Karen, what times is he on nowadays?

So everyday?

Bowser slam whatever

I haven't played smash in a while, I recently did. Seems that Bowser's side special off the side kills you first now. Lame

Yay!

i'm madly in love with your waifu.

Is that queen of pantsu?
That would imply sending lewds. I am not in the business of lewds
Hmmm, that could be a problem. Maybe a sandwich?
This is truly a work of art
AYASE WHERE ARE YOU BBY
Summon Ayase to the thread please

Could be better, cant seem to fall asleep again.
Other than that, everything seems to be just fine. Have gotten into my old rhythm again.
What about you?
Right. I might have passed out.

No I'm bi

I don't want a bear man

Get a medium sized dog, they're nice to cuddle and can keep you warm

No, Felix is a guy

>That neko
Toppest

Well, I'm not one of those, so I won't be seeing you on the ladder!

Good ^^
I'm almost on turn for Smesh.
L85A2 is rad.
>Not thicc?
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Bowser is OP in Brawl.

This is thicc for reference

Passing out is not healthy

Every waking second of my existence, yes

do you remember ?

Oh, close enough

~~I want a bear to lovely dominate me~~

Oh yeah, still good. Just sad about that one change

mine is rondell sheridan-kun

>not Kirby

That's good to hear! You did eat right? Gotta eat to keep your strength up, cj!
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I'm well as usual. Just playing halo. Hope all is well with you dude

We got a cheshire cat here, alice is here right? We need more characters!

I think I did the same, thank god for alcohol though.

Lol, take it up with Syndra. They're the one with the contract, not me.
Ehh, i doubt it. Maybe though, Syndra does seem to want your lewds.
See previous two

Whelp, they're pulling the plug on my grandpa in about 10 minutes. I've been asked to go down there before I go to work tonight, so I guess I'll be getting ready now and just head down that way.

Dude god bless you. I'm really sorry to hear

True. I rarely played any smash games before though, didn't have a Gamecube.
Kirby is a dick. Captain Falcon is my man yo.
Falcon Punch For Dayz.
Alright, good luck bro. Stay safe Starlight Drifter ^^

Trust me, you are qt while asleep

I guess I will

How are you getting people to sign it if you don't have it?

That is not thicc at all
Pic related is thicc.

>The newer the fag the more stupid they are

It's only because I don't want to give them
That's pretty awful. I'm sorry to hear that Makoto, we'll see you later

Hah you're grampie go rekt what a scrub

and how would you know? o.o

Give me a break, its the middle of the night here.
Should have stocked up more.
Ran out of everything last week.
Shit man..

Tell grandpa to git good at living m8

Jeez.. that's upsetting

They've never pulled the plug on any of my family members, but the only ones that have died are the grandma on my dad's side, which is the only one I knew because my mom's mom died when my mom was little, and my great grandpa on my mom's side

You have my sympathy.
That is an awful situation, but it's good to know that him and you have spent your time caring about each other.

He's clearly watching you while you sleep
Falling asleep is completely different than passing out!

Quit fucking blogging newfaggot
Join gramps

Usual for me too
stay strong buddy

Eru is still cute, how thicc she is doesn't matter to me either way.

>Eru

im gay

You didn't?

Crazy

I have my sources

Maybe...

FUCKING T H I S

>best fox claimu

Tired but can't sleep edition

I wasn't going to drink more, but melancholy isn't planned.

This explains why you're so lewd.

Uhh ... jesus man, that's a hell of a bow-out. Please take care of yourself, and have a good night.

proud of you.

wife

Good choice in monster Waifu, though.

All in due time my friend.

My condolences man, see ya around.

calling 112 immediately

i dont think you understand my guy

im really gay

i would suck a dick through your computer screen and into another dimension and then lick up the semen when it lands in my alternate self's anus

Eww what the fuuuuuck

Is what it is. I'm not upset by it, he lived a long life, and it's just his time.

Will do, Gun!

Weak bait/10
C'mon trolls, surely you can do better than this.

Do you want to meet up irl and let me fuck you

square up faggot ill beat the shit out of you and cuck your blender from blending your stupid smoothies you fucking cunt licker go suck a dick somewhere else fagot

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Yeah, no

Gramps is a scrub.
My gramps is MLG survivor
Survived cancer THRICE
Paralyzed from the waist down
Has ED
Your gramps a scrub

My condolences.

>shinobu claimed

im not that gay

Yea, sure, whatever. ust sign the thing already.
One of those days?

After they pull the plug plug him back in
His suffering isn't over FAGGOT

What about sucking my cock?

Well, night guys

Many people here are

They can't un-molest you

I am also

I'm sorry dude, I don't really know what to say

im not into animals sorry my dude

Hi Ran!
Aye'll be your wife!

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What's with all the faceless edgelords suddenly appearing?

I've only played the original n64 smash. That was a long time ago and I remember playing mainly as him since he can succome others and gain their ability

Wanna cry together in a corner eating snack or soemthing?

Meme

Poor ran

Would the thread be Wonderland?

I pray it was a good one

Goodnight franny

I bet you won't whisper get rekt scrublord into his ears right before he dies.

Its one guy you retard
He is 3MLG5you
Make America MLG Again

KEK FUCKING THIS

*fluffs the fox's tail*
You seem awfully eager for me to sign it
What the fuck?

Nice meme, kid. Where'd you get that? Reddit? Typical. For your information, I get all my memes from Cred Forums. You see, I hold myself to a much higher standard of meme creation other than that kiddy normie site, Reddit. Maybe someday the true art of memes and discover Cred Forums. But I'd find that highly unlikely considering your peasant mind is still stuck in low quality meming. Next time, think before you meme

That would be wonderful. I can't go to bed anyway

Claimed.

Don't forget to have an MLG cap on and be drinking Dew and eating Doritos

Pretty much.

I'm a human

I meant sucking my penis

I am also incredibly gay.

Suika, you still owe me a night of drinking. Don't think I haven't forgotten!

I think i'm fine, thanks though

Why do you say that?

Hey Arisu, how are you?

i have my doubts my dude

Who are all these newfags?

Nepu claim!
What is going on now?

I had a PS2 and my PC, I played brawl on Dolphin for a while though, just no Gamecube controller so I never got really good with a controller.
Stay strong Starlight drifter
Kirby is pretty gud

Thinking about getting into bed. Kind of sleepy feeling
Not very much. See above

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Wait, what? I do? How? Why?

Fine!
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>rolling

Gonna be honest, no fucking clue.

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Hehehehe Xd so funneh mi liu you're such a troll xDDDDD

Yeah. Good thing there's almost no oldfags to make insults at me

Nothing exciting yet, it seems.

obligatory i want to fuck marie

Kek. Doing well?

Why is that?

Insomnia must be a pain

Nothing. Go to sleep

I love doing the suicide bombing thing

Digi-sword!

Smuggalicious! Shinoa reminds me of Yuno in that picture

That's a strong mindset.

Take the red pill and find out.

Read this post carefully.

You will NEVER

EVER

see anime on the highest level. As you are now, you are unequiped to be truly invested in art. You watch when you should see. Look at how you approached the subject itself! "How many?" he inquires! As if the strength of the connection to your imagination while you explore the territory of an artists vision has ANYTHING to do with how many anime you've seen.

Your garbage.

You don't have the faculties to read the map, let alone find your way out of the woods.

How many... I feel foolish for replying. You did it. You trolled.me.

gotta make sure that I fall dead asleep and wake up from a deep sleep to make sure I don't have these nightmares I've had lately, and sleep paralysis

Well that sucks.
So early? That's just being unfair, mom.
Really that many?

last image?

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Seasonal trash

could you guys hook me up with a thicc waifu