What's your embarrassing fetish?

I'm totally into cucking others but not being cucked.

I'm pretty much completely shameless about my fetishes. When I was getting to know my current girlfriend, we started getting into the subject and I was completely open about everything, even stuff like loli, monstergirls, all kinds of weird shit.

We're still together, so I suppose one of two things happened. Either she likes most of that stuff (I know she likes loli), or she wants to be with me despite all the fetishes I have.

I want to be tied up and beaten

zoophilia

Lolis

I like watching other people fuck my wife.

Little girls getting anally raped by dogs and enjoying sucking their cocks and drinking their cum.

There is a major difference between ones porn tastes and ones actual sexual preferences, atleast with me. I´m into pretty much every kind of porn there is from real vanilla stuff to rapefantasy, domination to submission, cheating and getting cheated on, from solo to gangbangs and so on. That being said I would never ever force my gf to do anything she doesnt want or if I would be cheated on I would be furious and it would be the end of the relationship. Nor would I ever cheat on her. I`m perfectly happy with my sexlife and for me porn is just a tool to make me cum faster when I jerk off, nothing more.

I have a bunch but I think anything other than normal sex would be frowned upon by my family.

Femdom, pegging, coerced bisexuality

This and anything drawn (Mainly mlp shit)
I'd rather be walked in on wanking it to piss porn than mlp anthro with big futa horse cocks

ir porn

>fetishes
Stay pleb Cred Forums

I dont know that mine is embarrassing but my fetish is taking pics of my wife when she is naked and then sharing them with other guys thru kik while they talk nasty about her and what they would do to her.

luckily for me, there are no worries, my wife is the one who turned me on to zoo stuff

Sweaty girls always gets me hard.

I think OP is a faggot

I'm a furfag.

Cock tributes

>I want my balls to be ruptured( kicking, vice, being stood on, or by hands) and my cock to be bent so hard it induces penile fracture...
>then, I want to be jacked off until I cum, despite the pain from my broken genitals... and if I can't cum after like 30min to an hour; I want to be fitted with an electro-ejaculator to force me to cum... and be left on the machine constantly ejaculating for about an hour, no matter how painful...
>then after everything is done, I want to be dropped off at a hospital.

stepdaughter fart porn

noice

grannies and cp.
cradle to grave, if its got a pussy i wanna fuck it.

youtu.be/uN7CQU5mlK8

My fetish is sacrificing furfags to Khorne.

Linux

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Pizza

Women cracking their knuckles

>dickgirl
>fucks my face
>she

>cradle to grave, if its got a pussy i wanna fuck it.

I like the way you think, sir. I would not be able to reach that kind of level of commitment but I am glad men like you are out there giving the dickings to those who do not regularly get it.

pewdiepie

Here ya go.

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This kind, or not enough cheese for your liking..?

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Well it's quite the oposite of a fetish, but what i can't stand is fake tits.
>instant boner killer.

Skinny trashy dolly fake looking girls chavvy like.
Nothing gets me harder

Diaper stuff.

I have over 600 pictures of clowns in my fap folder. They have to be cute though, else it doesn't do anything for me.

I also have this really strange fetish where I basically want to donate my body to someone who will take one piece of it at a time and create artwork out of it. Like, chop of my leg and take out the bones and make it into a lamp or something. Little by little, I lose another part of me, but become another piece of art - And as I finally die, I am in a room surrounded by art made out of me, and the final words I hear is the artist who cut me up thanking me wholeheartedly for my donation. Fuck, the mere thought of that makes me want to cum.

Same here. There's always a difference between pure fantasies and those you want to become real.

I masturbate to the idea of forcing my wife to do things she'd absolutely hate, yet I'd never even think of doing it.

Hand Holding

i think you are a psycho

We can make that happen and you'd be extremely satisfied.

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Scat

Feet and buttholes.

Seriously though, think about it..

This way, even after you die, your life had MEANING. You made an artist able to do something that he normally would not have been able to do. And the pieces of you will remain on earth possibly for hundreds of years, gracing the homes of different families and adding beauty to their lives. Isn't that the greatest gift you could ever give?

Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

Dog licking a girl gets me every time

Same, cartoon chicks are hot

dude, come on. there are limits, even on Cred Forums. get help

jesus

Rule 34, Feet, Eating Out, Masturbating, Massaging, Intimacy, wow i'm a vanilla ass motherfucker

How do you sleep at night

Well thats enough internet for one night. For Once Cred Forums has something that shocks me.

I'm an inventor and artist and I would very much enjoy making this a reality. One of the inventions I created was a life support system. I would very much enjoy creating this art and giving you the absolute best of care as your limbs and organs are removed. It would be my life's work and I would take it absolutely seriously. What are you looking for in an artist? I want to know your criteria.

wish this was on video

pretty embarrassing

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you just gave me a guilty pleasure... awesome

You pervert blacklivesmatter faggot

Lesbian rape

Same way we all do.
With a waifu pillow stained in strange places.

leg bone lamp. neat

>I have over 600 pictures of clowns in my fap folder. They have to be cute though, else it doesn't do anything for me.
Make a dropbox for them?

Bbw vore

Same, amateur shit and hidden camera are the best

Not to freak u out buddy.
But this is a guy.

piss

Thats funny, my fetish is to tie someone up and beat them XD

> muh toppings
i want to bake this bitch

Just a belly button fetish

incest, specifically incest comics, I think possibly because it has story and they don't really have to be legal age. last night I was with some friends and I looked over at another friends phone while he was on it and he was reading Americunt dragon, good choice..made me feel a little less fucked up.

topkek
>pretty embarrassing

get on my level:

I'd still fuck her.

Women in latex clothing. But all things considered this is one of the tamer fetishes.

recommend some good sites?

Not to freak you out, but I'm into traps too.

One of my female friends causally and graphically tells me about her sex life and I jerk-off on the phone while she talks. I'm not a cuckhold I got a girlfriend, its just hot she's such a whore.

I know everyone here hates it but on reddit /r/incestcomics is really good, also 8muses has good material

Does she know you're masturbating?

I am very willing to go through with this and sign all the legal paper to make sure you do not get into trouble. It's not so much about the QUALITY of the artwork to me as it is about the appreciation for it, and you seem to be on the same page as me regarding that. But it is important that the items are sturdy so that they won't break and be discarded too soon. The organs you are free to consume if you so desire, though my liver is pretty shit so I doubt it'd taste very good.

vore

thanks but I don't care for the comics I prefer real life people

I think so. I never admit to it and she hints at it, but we keep it kayfabe like wrestling.

just curious, not judging or anything, but what's the appeal?

8muses are a bunch of fucking fucktards.

>Please disable your adblocker!

And when you do, that fucking page still pops up from time to time, and not even Greasemonkey's anti-script seems to be able to deal with it. Fuck. Maybe I'm just retarded but I seriously have to redo it each time I restart my browser.

I like reddit /r/incestporn for real life porn and sad panda for drawn

One of my friends is a good 20 years older than me and knows I masturbate to her regularly.
She's ok with it and just doesn't want details.
She loves teasing me.

left my laptop on with my R34 file open, wife saw a bunch of lois griffin porn.... akward ass fuck when she asked my why i had a cartoon character getting fucked on my laptop

wtf is cuckold?

Pic related

Seriously?

you have a pic, user?

I would definitely aim to create something that would outlast us both. It would be so incredibly cool to make art and furniture out of all four limbs of yours and keep them in your room. If you signed over limbs and ribs I would gladly sign over financial support and take care of you. Even for a single limb, I would agree to provide support, and we can go from there as you're ready. Get in touch. You deserve to get some serious answers to any questions you have. [email protected]

Idk why but I like sweaty girls, hairy armpits, farts, rather I like dirty girls for some reason

It's an acquired taste.

heh, fair enough.

I like vore (although I prefer their person getting eaten to be small)

Really? I thought i was the only one

Its the fetish of someone with extremely low self esteem. They think of themselves as so in adequate that someone else needs to fuck their girl for them in order for her to be satisfied. They get off on other people fucking their girl and being humiliated. This does not include those who take part in threesomes or group sex. The humiliation makes the cuck.

Thank you - I will contact you. I live in Europe but maybe we can arrange something nonetheless.

absolute madman

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Sweaty, stinky women. After my ex would get back from the gym we'd always fuck and I'd lick her sweaty boobs and armpits.

Cuckold in one pic

If the paperwork were in order and a doctor was willing to do the surgical removal, or there was a jurisdiction where I could legally remove them, I am willing to relocate to make this happen.

embarrasment

Soft gore like cutting, beaten, tortured, burned. Not that hardcore shit like cutting someone's guts out. That's fucked.

Zoo, piss and loli.
But proud to say I love heavy period sex.

>italy not ireland

To see my own dick flacid
It's horrible

Vore. Would love a species of alien women to come to earth. 25 foot tall. And they choose me to be inserted inside of them. Thinking about swimming in the warm alien womb gets me diamonds

>freak him out
Dude he jerks it to the thought of being a Jeffrey Dahmer victim.

if you took a girl
and cut off a guys dick
and surgically attached it ( it rotting off and dying in a day no withstanding )
is it
or is it not a dick
on a girl

because if you say its not a dick, then if that said girl, put her notdick in your mouth, youd suck it gleefully, because, its not a dick, in your own words. its just a large clit

Vore does nothing for me, but unbirthing makes me hard as heck. Also, my other fetish.

That jaw bone is beautiful by the way. Where in Europe are you located? I travel all over the world doing art shows and working with engineers. Wherever you needed to be to feel safe is where I'd want to make this happen. I would really enjoy going slowly to ensure each piece has maximum aesthetic value and is built to last a long time with excellent craftsmanship. My goal would be able to turn all four of your limbs into incredible art pieces and provide support for you for the rest of your life in return for your contribution.

hand holdings pretty sick if you think about it. its what you use to wipe your ass, balls, vagina, brush your teeth, pick your nose.

its like, a combination of a toothbrush, tampon and toilet brush. sure, its not the ACTUAL dirty things it touches, but it touches them

You're a sick, sick fuck. Get help please.

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lol

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G/fur
I'm not gay though, I just have my reasons... no homo.

This is the best fettish

Same, I also cant cum if im not using a pait of panties

Welcome to the club.

>mom son incest, real or simulated, I cant jerk off unless its an older mom fucking her son.

this.

Tell a woman you wnat to roleplay mom/son and you'll often get a look of disgust from her.

I live in the northern part of Scotland currently, in a small town about 40 minutes outside of Edinburgh. This town doesn't have much to offer except claiming it's the place that invented the Deep Fried Mars Bar. But I am originally from Manchester, England. I am pretty thin but my bones are quite pointy - I think they could make some very decent pieces in the right hands. Even the more obscure pieces like shoulder-blades and the ribcage could probably be put to good use! No idea if we could use the skin and hair for anything, but if you can think of things you'd be able to craft out of it, then please do go ahead - Would be a shame to waste anything if you think it could be made into something decently beautiful! No matter what, I would greatly and truly appreciate everything you'd create.

Anal, giving it or receiving it, and it has to be EXCLUSIVELY anal.

If you don't cum from the butt, you don't cum at all.

Hey, nice pic.
I'm str8 2 but somehow I can get it up for gfur.
But it has to be very specific tho.
Like have context and not just fucking.
I love seeing romance/love depicted.
Do you have more pics like that btw?

I feel you fam. Binge enough on anal and pussy starts becoming appealing again. Or find thirsty bitches who let you abuse all their holes, works well.

>embarrassing fetish
None because I'm comfortable - but trying to explain why you get off to multiple creampies or multiple anal creampies is hard. Or dickgirls.

I can get the incest thing but do you really wanna jack off to a chicken nugget with legs getting jacked off?

In what ways does she like loli? Roleplay or fapping to loli?

Extreme butt stuff with thick girls like putting food in girls butts and eating it, sniffing their farts or big toys

I usually can't cum unless I imagine my genitals being ruined...

...sometimes I get off to being gangbanged tho, and/or g/fur( esp. horsecock)

Sneaking into a friends bathroom and looking at/touching his gf's undies.

the thing about Gfur is that you dont have too look at hairy sweaty man ass. everyone is cute and fuzzy and having great fun. its pretty homoerotic

Forced Feminization. (Pic related)

Also Getting raped by multiple women with strapons while I'm dressed as a woman.

is there a term or explanation for this sorta shit. 3dpd faggotry is like the most unappealing thing i can think of, cant stand it, but 2dpd faggotry is pretttty ace. how the fuck does this work.

how do i explain only ever noticing girls irl but at night maintaining a fuckmassive trapshota folder

I like to jack off and give myself facials on webcam for strangers

Getting together with a mom/housewife. Has to have a familyand white. I blow loads knowing the mom im fucking is a slut to Latino cock.
Pick not related

i have a fetish for tongues.

i swear to fuck, the thought of being licked on my dick/other spots will make me cum.

not the ass though, fuck the ass.

not literally.

Despite all the edgy shit in this thread i think you win.

yeah, i love the thought of someone jerking/sucking me to a final amazing orgasm before removing my dick and forcing me into permanent frustration

maybe you should team up with this guy and get your bodies ruined together by the obvious serial killer that responded to the other psychotic person

Yeah I like the romantic stuff a lot, but sex ones are good too if done right.

>fetish is pieces of paper and images on a computer screen

Try joining the rest of us in reality friendo.

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Macrophilia both gay and straight (giantess)

Nice try. Its a horse pussy!

With a project this ambitious, I would love giving it my full attention. I agree about not wanting to waste anything. Skin and muscle can be preserved and I would absolutely love to find ways of doing that in a way that's functional and well designed. It may be cheating a bit, but I definitely appreciate bone china, and any bone we can't find an elegant use for could be made into cups, saucers or plates. There are a lot of possibilities and I'm already writing down ideas. I want to do everything I can to make sure you love the work and feel safe and eager to contribute more.

for whatever reason, Gfur does romance and creative sexual positions much better than Sfur.

fuck ur mom

What the fuq

A REAL definition is a man who's significant other is cheating on him. Everything people have said is a "cuckold fetish", but my first sentence is the actual definition.

That's the joke

You're (not) alone.
Could it be that it's just suppressed bisexuality?
Someone told me that every person is I. Some degree bi and nowadays man started to open up more and more

Armpits 2d and 3d.

I'm usually more into imagining getting m2f gender reassignment after having my balls ruined, and having my dick ruined internally( erection parts are internally ruptured by means of extreme bending) so like my dick is still attached and the skin/nerves are unharmed, so it's viable for gender reassignment...

>this is also me

Wanting to fuck Lois Griffin.

She thinks it's hot. While we do roleplay a lot, we haven't done anything like that yet, though.

I've also slowly started to convert her to like one of my more achievable kinks. She wasn't a big fan of anal when I met her, but she's getting into it lately.

Motherly women with big asses.

But honestly? If you have fetishes you're comfortable talking about openly, you're doing fetishes wrong.

I need to get a keyboard like that

>I thought I was the only one out of 7 billion people to think of belly buttons sexually.

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Horse pussy looks just like nigger pussy. Fucking a nigger = bestiality.

my fetish is being restrained and fucked by numerous women continually, only used as a tool for sexual masturbation. being fucked so much that i can barely talk and see straight, and not even being able to move my limbs.

God damnit, is this what i get for playing MGQ 1 as a kid?

>I don't want to die

What a coincidence. I saved this for a comment like this.

Pee/squirts. Not exactly embarrassing but I would not tell anyone that I like to drink my gf's pee.

Same, bin figuring it out lately, in to sissy chasity porn, but find it sickening in real life, kinda freaked me out when I started thinking this was what I might want, met up with one to find out and it was boner kill. Made me sick at what thay are.

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damn dude

Glad to help!

same. I tongue my gf's bellybutton all the time, she fucking hates it.

send help

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I like to watch cute small Asian or white girls get beat the fuck out of them and then fucked and then beat more

Hivemind is my fetish

Horse pussy looks nothing like nigger 2nd asshole. It's much cleaner and smells great.

You could always try dog pussy though. Better than that furry shit.

I like to be tied to the wall and get pegged.

I'm glad you like it.

I want to destroy balls and dick like this, just thinking about it makes me hard

tentacles

OH DAMN IM NOT THE ONLY TONGUE FETISH GUY

THANK GOD

Great minds think alike

Mommy fettish,forced crossdressing, cum lube

god damn i love me some dog pussy. my husky's pussy is heaven on earth. feels great, smells great, tastes great.

Could be worse I guess

Woah

Yeah... See my dilemma. I'm so sure I'm str8, at least I always have been and never doubted it.
I like anthro too. It can be cute, cool, sexy, whatever. I was always into rpg, d&d, and fantasy.
So I started visiting some sites with furry images. They are saturated with explicit stuff though and you can't escape. So I started rapping occasionally. Then gfur started slowly mixing in. So far it's sofcore. I'm afraid I might start questioning my sexuality.
Btw. We have very similar tastes in art. Please some more?

with our memes combined we can do great things user

I want to suck on a horse's asshole really bad.

Monster girls.

Just... Monster girls.

Side note: i dont want to fuck this slime i want to protect it

I remember reading a Manga where one of the side characters made furniture out of people who the main characters killed, did you just copy it

I fap to lolies, night elfs and dreanei women getting fucked, I fantasize about fucking one too

Elven women are hot. So are elf lolis

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is it still a turn on if they use localized anesthetics so they feel little to no pain?
like, is there some element you're looking for from the person in addition to ruining them?

Memes are a powerful tool

furry porn; and also femdom, but in a not perminantally damaging way but in a sort of softly "convincing" you to partake in forcy funtime with them

I need to get some sleep. Please email me- [email protected]. I can send samples of my previous work if you like. There's lots of Halloween skeletons around this time of year as well. I could do a cast of the plastic ones and create some rough mock ups, explore some possibilities.

Nothing wrong with that in my book

Well then move. I wanna fuck it.

>sad panda
Mien nigger

Mah niggas.

My fetish can be explained by this video youtube.com/watch?v=H8PllTvQqmQ

I feel you bro, but I've already gave in and just don't care about my sexuality anymore. no homo. and sorry I don't have anymore as my old HDD died.

This.

I want to double team my wife , I really wish I could have picture/video of her gagging on two cock. I want see her lose it like she never did.
Also would like to see her eaten out by a girl while I suck on her big tits

Right on man. Nothing better on this earth than a dog's mind body and soul.

I'm getting a shep+husky soon maybe. Or maybe a shepherd+doberman. Have 2 dogs, definintely getting 2 more. Can;t pick the breeds though. There's so many that are extremely hot and friendly.

This is interesting and all but holy shit some of you guys are fucked.

FUCK OFF THAT'S WHY IM P R O T E C T I N G HER

>sacrafices to khorne
what a faggot

Do you have better pics of dog pussy?
Also can some beast fuckers here explain me something? Why is it men always seem to go for horses/ponies and women for dogs? Is it like preference? Do you fuck or get ducked by anything else? Can you be gay and into bestiality?
I am honestly curious.

>mind body and soul
>extremely hot

Never heard of that comic.

No, I think it all came to me at quite a young age - I have always had a desire to be USEFUL and WANTED, just like most people do I think. Nothing too odd about that. But then it got quite philosophical and I wanted to find a meaning to my life. I decided that the greatest impact that an ordinary person such as myself could actually have on the world is to provide the world with something lasting that people can appreciate even after I am gone. It doesn't matter if only a handful of people get to see it, so long as they appreciate it - It means that my life will actually have an impact in some minor way on other people's lives; possibly even people who aren't even born yet at my time of death!

My first dream was to simply write a book, and leave that behind as my legacy. So I did that. And then I wanted to reach further, and do something more original that more of an impact. And furthermore I wanted to share this experience with someone who would appreciate it even before I'd die, so that I could die happy. That's where this peculiar fetish and dream came from I think.

I will definitely contact you mate. I'm going to sleep now as well. Will keep in touch!

I have my gf dress up as a night elf when we fuck and sometimes I do it while I watch SFM porn of them. Idk I just feel embarrassed about it.

huskies and sheps are my preferred breeds. both have personality and charm for days. helps that they're dead sexy too

This too ... but I'm not embarrassed about it.

Whom within this thread would you say is fucked? Is it the furfags? Is it my contribution now?

I know exactly how bad it sounds.
That's why I haven't told a soul.
Except for you faggots, obviously.

Get out normalfag. Don't you have some alimony to be paying?

/// Futa. Hentai (or 3D if it's good shit like the stuff on Affect3D). Feminine girls with dicks to where you would never suspect the chick had man parts. I don't watch real life trannies/trap. They all look like dudes with tits. Animations do it for me.

Why not Nurgle?

Have you been on the internet this year?

Post more?

pic related. Wearing and fully using diapers, human toilet stuff, puke, snot, breast milk, incontinence in general.

Audible kek, I think I woke up the neighbors.
No need to be triggered friendo

Olives?
>subhuman detected

:I feel like this became widespread/mainstream-ish only in the last couple years. It was commonly implied in milf vids but now tube sites are filled with it

soooo... /ss/?

/ss/ is what you're looking for.

Now that's fucking disgusting.

YOU CAN'T STOP THIS DICK, SON!

No olives?
What are you fucking gay?

you still here?

I like monster girls too

like this

im as well in this boat with you some of the best jerk offs are to these babes

Pick one

Well I like ssbbw and generally big women but I also like really skinny chicks. Idk why I like bbw/ssbbw but I do.

read and busted to this many times great read

It's a fucking great thread op. We are connecting minds here

From the responses I've heard to this question, it usually boils down to control; either having it, or lack of it. Like a more fetishized version of S&M.

Vaccbed is better with no breath holes. Still hot tho

Don't knock it til you try it...

Rapeee

I W I L L T E R M I N A T E T H E C O C K T O S A V E T H E S L I M E

>jurisdiction where I could legally remove them

Thailand and Brazil have suprisingly good medical systems.

Nurgle is too loving for my taste. There is something very sweet hidden in the connection between Papa Nurgle and his minions, and although I can appreciate that, it's not quite as arousing as going full Khorne berzerker.

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monster girls are the shit.

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Just make sure you stay away from Slaanesh or Tzeentch.

This is some mighty samefaggotry

Is this you, a few years from now?

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Have any more SC?

I wonna be raped, the harder I cry the rougher he gets

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i want to believe

Can't stop my cock.

Pissing in peoples butts

Dobermans are pretty tempting though...

There is a h-manga called ibitsu in which all characters are made in to furniture and fuck toys. Its a good read, I really recommend

But user that will get girls pregnant. You gotta watch yourself friend

Nice shoop faggot

I like being pissed on and pegged.
Weirdly enough, I'm not submissive, I just like the prostate orgasm. In almost every other scenario with my gf, I am the dominant one. I'm not sure why the pissing fetish. It's been my thing for as long as I can remember.

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Very niche

here ya go
10CACBC

im no shit eater, but this is my go-to.

Umm

no, because I can't get m2f reassignment surgery if my dick gets cut off.
I just want it bent really hard and fast while erect, causing penile fracture.

Throw furry into that as well and there's my embarrassing fetish.

> tfw you jack off to milf and mom/son incest, and you meet and hit on older women and get them to fuck you, only to realize older women's bodies are unattractive, and then realize they realize it too

I will not allow this slime fucking. its a tiny, adorable, gelatinous mass of cute.

Not made for fucking.

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I wanna get raped and become a fuckton for buff futa demons

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I just want to find a good beastiality site

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grans musty gash.

JUMPING JESUS ON A BREADSTICK FUCK THAT

lil ppl

this
elitepain, queensnake etc

FUCKK THAT SHIT

Believe it or not, it actually feels even better than it looks. Nothing like plowing a hot panting bitch while choking on all that beautiful smelling fur in your mouth.

dobermans dont do anything for me. they're cool dogs though

i like men.

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Same tastes, can ypu post your material?

I laughed hard

seconded

Too late man. It's happening already and she's loving every second of it!

Michael?

Too bad Suu doesn't love YUU

Shame its so hard to find new stuff and most of it is populated with niggers