Alright, we got potential here, boys. Dubs gets it
Alright, we got potential here, boys
"Can you please diagnosis my cock ?
What's so public about it?
that's hot as fuck.
Ging gang gon de do lagga ragra
pure or applied
you better not say applied faggot
I agree public health is important that is why you should let me inspect your tits for lumps and check your clit with my tongue
Pubic health you say? My genitals need a scrubbin' mater o fact.
That sounds awesome - I've always wanted to fuck a girl wearing a nurse outfit. You down?
Fuck public health... you job's a fucking sham
"Wow, that's pretty cool."
"Please don't tell anyone, but...."
"I'm a fascist. A real fascist."
"I once fucked a man dressed like Mrs.Doughtfire"
(Insert terrible joke here)
Did you know 7 8 (ate) 9 thats the extent of my maths joke. They say everything is bigger is texas my snake grows bigger at the look of you tits
Check my dubs
Show me dem titties gurl
would you like to enjoy my smegma?
"Do you vape? I vape"
these dubs are straight fire
Too slow y'all
"Did you know that niggers have less developed brains?"
I've always told everyone that pubic health is very important
I once fucked mrs. Doubtfire dressed like a man
Come out for a coffee with me
Oh that's great. My mom was a prostitute too.
You see, the reason I'm on here is a weird one. For my final, I have to find a subject to successfully induce lactation. I haven't been able to find anyone yet. Have you ever considered? If so, would you be willing?
"The second half of my PhD requirements is learning basic nigganamatry"
I have a secret to tell you.
rolling in the deep
i love seeing a winning post that might get OP laid
Win, might get OP a date?
Ayy bb u wan sum fuk?
I once fucked the little girl form the movie dressed like a man dressed like mrs.Doughtfire
Do you really think you going to make a difference?
Alright friends, shut it down
Roll that noel
Let's talk about something else. Not to cut you off but this is boring for me and must be boring for you. Tell me what turns you on. Do you like big dicks, small dicks? Can you come just from anal? Do you swallow and actually enjoy the taste or just pretend to seem "cool". I want to k ow more about you.
It makes the ladies crazy
Name a time and place and I will meet you there.
Can your brother come with?
I can't believe we help op get laid
I'm happy for you Cred Forumsro, she looks cute in that tiny image.
op got dubs... fuck u op
Say maybe after the date i can do you a health check and examine your tits
Cool. Don't forget to bring my sandwich.
Speaking of mouthfuls
Wrong... you fucked a Waynes brother.
wear a short skirt
I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know WHAT is gonna come through that door
Yep, she's very cute, and she likes you.
tell her about how you're a registered sex offender OP. also tell her the conversation is being viewed by Cred Forums for quality assurance
Looks like a winner
No I fucked the fine brothers
wants to help lower disease in niggers
Ok OP, here's what you do.
One request? Wear sandals. I'll explain why later. :-)
Leave this thread and go and enjoy coffee my niggy
can you put your finger in my asshole when i'm 45?
Awesome! Maybe then I could interest you in the ole lickaroo?
Do it faggot! Say it. Who cares what number this is
Holy shit this bitch won't shut up. Fuck did I say that out loud? Can she hear my thoughts?
we have a winner but op said its over
do you do butt stuff?
Let me tongue punch your fartbox
Nerdy girls fucking suck in the sac. And when I mean they suck, I mean you better suck the fuck out of my sack.
iwhat do you call faggots that dont read the thread before posting newfags retard op said its over after she said yes to coffee
I seriously hope you have an adequate life by your standards.
no my friend user, he's telling us to shut it down
ill come pick you up after i bury my mother
Can my boyfriend come with?
Now op delivar
celebrty mean tweets kill yourself now honestly kill yourself i would pay to watch you die in agony
i thought OP meant to "shut down the coffee date thing" by getting another dubs to do so
Let me tongue fart your punchbox
Rolling for this
Stupid fucking retard he told US to help him shut it down get off my Cred Forums flaming faggot
seeing op isnt replying he meant shut the thread down because he got his date
yea where the fuck is op to confirm this shit
dickhead logic states op was delivering then as soon as op got his coffee he was like shut down the thread. Thread is over buddy op wanted a coffee date not all kissless virgins want to ruin there chance you realize this
Just had to nail down logistics, bros. it's over. Pray I get laid.
That bull shit was old when I was a kid. You might as well go around yelling "git er done!"
Why the fuck did you need Cred Forums for this?
faggot. we need to ruin it now since you didn't deliver
Ask if you can tongue her butthole
thanks for confirming, OP. good luck!
You're the worse kinda faggot
Tell her to make sure she brings her lazy eye with her.
ive always been interested in that type of stuff
too bad im stupid as fuck and ended up in a shitfucking retail job
You little shithead I'll whoop your sorry little ass close your mouth when grown folks is talking summer faggot
and realize you are nothing but a retarded piece of shit that needs to get off Cred Forums
once again you no nothing loser kill yourself you dont know shit mise well kill yourself now
Hey, it's never too late. Topology is beautiful, dude.
As a fan of posting these kind of threads you're the biggest cuck of all, OP. Too afraid to ruin a good thing, she will see this thread and see your beta way of living. Faggot.
Pray for you to get laid? Gtfo... I don't even give homeless change. Like I'm gonna fucking care if you fuck some bitch out of your league. You arent even going to follow up with nudes or stories.
Just pounder the fuck outta my 8/10
You know why no one likes you? It's not just because of shit like this, but it definitely contributes to the overall unpleasantness of your character. If you want to make friends close your fat halitosis producing pie hole and mind your own business and maybe people won't find you so repugnant
so many bitter angry virgins jealous of OP kek
Does other people getting dates always trigger you this hard?
I just came back from one and have another tomm morning with someone else.
So no, not at all.
Shallow and pedantic
thanks m8 but it's more likely for me to win the lottery even if i tried (again), and i currently have no time in between my two jobs. at least i feel somewhat useful i guess by not leeching off and working somewhere :/
You get triggered... by reading a website.
Do you have greater things in life, or is this it for you?
Not so fast... hold up .... I'll give you time to thank your mother for bringing you your food.
Op you are tge only one on Cred Forums that have a date!
replied to myself
You got me user, please help me. Show me the way. I'll fist your asshole in return.
Samefag bumps his own shit. Probably gently smells it after a single dipped finger in his asshole too!!!!!!!!
You know why no one likes you? It's not just because of shit like this, but it definitely contributes to the overall unpleasantness of your character. If you want to make friends close your fat halitosis producing pie hole and mind your own business and maybe people won't find you so repugnant You know why no one likes you? It's not just because of shit like this, but it definitely contributes to the overall unpleasantness of your character. If you want to make friends close your fat halitosis producing pie hole and mind your own business and maybe people won't find you so repugnant You know why no one likes you? It's not just because of shit like this, but it definitely contributes to the overall unpleasantness of your character. If you want to make friends close your fat halitosis producing pie hole and mind your own business and maybe people won't find you so repugnant
Fuck... I just read back... I'm actually on your side.
How bout those fists tho?
No worries user, let me get my dish glove on.
Request: Use a dab of soap... I like the sting.
Look I know... Stop judging me on a single piece of my life puzzle
This Nigga needs tinder!?!?
Before this 404s let the Chan know Seth was here.
Trips are czeched.
Waist of trips