Describe video games badly and people guess thread

Describe video games badly and people guess thread
>Be orphan
>beat up insane people

>be in dream
>die in dream die irl
>climbclimbclimbclimb
>fuck two chicks w/ same name

Bump

:)

Katherine or whatever

Got it

>You like baseball
>Find a cat
>You gotta kill ghosts
>You find some druggies
>Druggies head's explode and you kill them
>You kill some skeleton guy who swears too much
>A baby laments his death
>You find another cat
>The other cat chokes on a talking bird
>You kill the bird
>That baby laments his death
>The druggies like sugar
>You find a fat guy
>Kill him
>The baby laments his death
>You kill your wife
>The baby was your baby
>Kill the baby
>Kill the first cat
>Fuck the world

>run, jump, cut

Here's some moar
>be orphan
>beat up insane people
>beat up Mr.Steroids
>beat up Crazy Plant lady
>beat up Halloween
>beat up super psycho
>trophies
>vents and grates

baman: piderman place

fallout4?

What?

>Really pale
>Like really pale
>Be super jacked and bang all the ladies
>Bombs are useless

Batman of course

>lost in subway
>not a footlong sandwich in sight

>be some normal dude
>make friends with a overly nice guy and a potential school shooter
>shit's going down
>your mom gets murdered
>trynottofeeltoobad.png
>your dog runs away
>your city gets nuked
>then it gets flooded
>have to kill your friends

Yess
I think that's what you were saying but idk

Metro

>create character
>get summoned by shorts
>time altered
>fix time
>credits

Dragonball Xenoverse ?

Yep

yes - there was a show on yt "baman and piderman" - a parody of batman and spiderman characters. They were roommates. An in all batman: arkham games its BATMAN: ARKHAM place(asylum/city/origins[not exactly a place, but can be stretched])

>dead mum
>dictator
>two sand niggers fight over leadership of other sand niggers
>kill animals

Oooh, I get it now

far cry 4?

Damn, guess I made it too easy

>be robot terrorists

>mom dies
>birthday
>test
>Dad leaves
>you leave
>follow trail
>find dad
>dad dies

Kaboom!
Bang Bang!
Homes?

Fallout (idk which one)

FO3

Off?

Bioshock?

3
Yep

Only really oldfags need apply
>get thrown in dungeon
>only way out is down
>trap the devil in limbo on the way out

> nigger with a backpack
> accompanied by flying attrocity
> obtains wealth
> has house in middle of nowhere
> beats up a cook

im winning here, so ill give u a different game:
>4th wall break
>shit controls
>demons

>be dead
>either normal, robot, or space faggot
>kill ayy lmaos for a floating golf ball
>have floating rubix cube buddy
>other shit happens

is this like the elder scrolls 1? Like the game with a tower downwards and weird saves? Did Spoony play it?

Fallout 3?

>fps
>feels
>lots of them

Ultima Underworld?

Nope

Ding ding ding...good job.

SPOONY DID PLAY THIS! HE DID ALL THE ULTIMAS! I COUNT THIS AS A MORAL VICTORY FOR ME!

Spec Ops: The Line

>Leave Home with father figure
>Father figure is killed
>Make Friends
>Kill your brother

Destiny

Ding ding

>get shot by Chandler in a checkered suit

suspected this, but didnt know enough about the game

new vegas?

>be a dolphin in the 90s

Ring a ding ding baby

shamu?

Qbert

ecco the dolphin

Ecco? Not sure if spelled right

>ur the guy
>but not really
>boobs

Fucking ecco

they're poo in loos, not sand niggers

God of war?

cmon, now:
>who am i?
>I know who i am now
>dont u know who i am?
>whada u meanu dont believe me?
>choose your side

Find needles, inject self without questions

lel, of course

bioshock 1?

Destiny

You can control Wall•e in a warzone

The Witcher

>russians

>Only really oldfags need apply
>>get thrown in dungeon
>>only way out is down
>>trap the devil in limbo on the way out

Binding of Isaac.

>Wake up by a ship
>Repair ship
>Explore
>Return Game get refund

No mans sky

Next?

space engineers?
no mans sky?

No man's sky

No one's gotten this yet...

Oldest fags only apply
>purple car
>dog

Bully

Lol wat

Putt-Putt saves the Zoo?

>Long hair
>Trenchcoat
>Kill everybody

love

>Shity engine
>Play as ginger
>Bitchy wife
>got to get milk
>Leather trench coats in Arizona heat
>just use the axe pistol and saw'n off >shot gun

That one mega-edgelord one, 'hatred' or whatever.

Was going for.putt putt in general, but sure

new vegas again?

Hate

Wasteland?

Nope hears a tip
>the sequel sucked

Deadly Premonition

no

winrar
Postal

>mcfucking killmyself
>literally

>he had the bigger stick
>but you had a knife
>he payed the ultimate price

>DA, I know a place

Guys c'mon

Uhhh...bioshock?

>don't use a torch in tutorial level
>get killed by toughest enemy in game

postal

Modern Warfare 2
nice puns

>Wake up
>Meet robot guy
>Wake up big robot guy
>PUZZLES
>Robot guy betrays you
>Team with big robot guy to defeat robot guy
>Escape

titanfall?
world of tanks?

Minecraft

Yep postal 2 to be correct but you win

Thank you!
Now guess

>isn't executed
>kill your way to the top
>profit

Nooooooooope

Try again

>fags want honor
>fag jumps you while bowing
>fags drink too much orange juice, making things go on forever
>fags buffing and r1 spam
>something uninmportant about fire
>first was so much better and will always be the best

too easy

skyrim

>Be a real chicken sometimes, or a pig, actually your a few differetn things.
>ufo comes in
>save day even though youre a chicken
>noob hint its a licensed game

Dark souls

Shadows of Mordor

nope

nope

Portal 2 electric bogaloo

>Shipwreck
>Prison
>Friend turn evil
>Save friend
>Friend is dead

Since no one's guessed this... I'll do the sequel.

>Wake up in prison
>Escape
>Sister gets kidnapped
>Make friends
>Rescue sister
>Kill sisters kidnapper

oblivion

>play as Ay la nigger
>Your work place has gone full >soilent green
>must escap and say the rest of the >Ay la nigger work force

nope

Youre a faggot

abes odyssey?

I think it still applies, we'll just agree to disagree

Lens flare simulator?

lol yeah it kind of does...the answer was Manhunt

do i win if no one gets it

Deus ex

>Sheriff
>Help prostitute
>Prostitute gets decapitated
>Another prostitute gets decapitated

got it

Two trips and no right answer

2
i won 3 times
wolf among us

Wolf among us

>be fish or something else
>roll
>shoot things until they die

Bingo

>Cred Forums takes over the world
>kill all of the fucking nazis

best game

...

>be fast
>be really fast
>youre too slow

Starfox

>crying in a basement
>mom hates me

that game where you can chainsaw a dude and theres mecha n shit
forgot the name tho

Bit Trip?

Win to the rar

Wolfenstin the new order

Oh, you mean the Chicken Little video game based on the Disney Movie? No, you don't win.

sanic

Pumpkin be saving the day

nope

OP's life

>prisoner
>ydk y tho
>assassination
>open the floodgates to hell
>go in them

Any sonic game

actually not so well acclaimed

kek but nope

>be cop
>nigger partner
>bust drug addicts by buying/selling
>stop following storyline
>just take drugs
>addicted to everything
>constantly blacking out in alley ways
>satan heads and clowns everywhere
>also guns n stuff

youre a real cunt you know that, you dirty little winrar

>Climb mountain
>Fall
>Gay

oblivion

Battlefield 3

portal 2

Quadz

Oblivion

CoD:BlOps2

is it bad that i like that game?

>on ship, diplomatic mission
>fight goes on, you get rekt by a bigass something
>you really like salt
>too many skill tree upgrages .png
>world is flat

Nickolodeons GUTZ

holy fucking quads...check'd

>play as ginger
>late to work
>fuck up at your job
>case earth to get all sorts of fucked >up
>get stalked by an ass hole
>kill big ass fetus to win

The remake of Narc. Damn that game was a piece of crap.

nuclear throne

the binding of isaac

>Not real game
>Scary
>Baby fetus
>Hot dead chick behind you

>your mom dies
>shit happens
>you kill your brother with his own lightning

yup

salt and sanctuary?

>play as cow
>pick up flowers and shit
>ride a bike
>fat kid nemesis

winrar

half life? But Godon isnt a ginger

Spookys house of jump scarys

you are winner!

>Interrogated by some black dude
>Friends with russian guy
>What are the numbers??

>spawn on beautiful tropical island
>punch trees
>die
>wtf killed me
>die
>see lizards and bugs
>die
>continue to die naked, hungry, and afraid

In the first game he is at least form what I can tell

dragons age inquisition

Barnyard the game

BlOps 1

the forest

PT

Leisure suit larry?

Star Wars?

hes not ginger

lulz were had at the craftmanship (or lack there of)
but yea, the remake

was already answered...Manhunt

Ding a ling

Is this the same person that guessed my chicken litte?

Rust?

Uncharted 4

>Paper guy
>Deliver message

No niggers interrogate you in Blops 1

Nope, but even close. At the risk of giving it away, this one is more of a JRPG

> it's fucking cancer
> everyone is a fucking retard ,


Gl

>space zombie
>You shoot aliens

How to Survive?

yea i didnt really make it too difficult

also winrar

No, lol

not the one I was thinking of, but could also fit the desc.

Metal gear 5

u might be right

Paperboy

Hudson

Here's a game only ancientfags will get

>Looking for a cup
>have to kill duck dragons

no
I'll give you more
>Paper guy
>Deliver message
>mobile app
>Playstation exclusive

>haunted "streets"
>pills to advance

>play as red haired chick.
>give the succ i think
>also nazis
>shitty movie money grabs

That's Diablo. Classic.

Left 4 Dead?

Pedantic. Is mankind evolved.

>split personality
>fight on foot or pilot mech
>fucked up psychology (Id)
>save world

pacman
Bloodrayne

tf2

Could also be Dante's inferno.

dead space ezpz

eww, i dont want to guess anymore

Pacman is correct

>beat up people

This is an old and obscure game, you win if you get it.
>Based on a book of short stories
>Play through short stories
>No happy endings
>Everything is fake and everyone is dead
>Being tortured by computer
>Beat computer, but everyone is dead

Xenogears. Too bad the reboots were iffy

bloodrayne was right, kindo ez tho

>be whiney faggot that plays future football
>dad ruins life after never being there
>fast forward to future past
>hot bitches and weird guys
>it's my story
>kill dad
>it was all a dream

Counterstrike

I FUCKING love that game

Fear3

>let your fingers do the walking

>hotline miami 3
>your best friends are a rock, a flower, vanilla pudding, and a blue alien
>sit on a chair to win

the Id part made it too easy didnt it?

>spacr zombie

Masterbation!!

its not based on a book, the book was written in 1 night based on I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM

Destiny

I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream. Game by Cyberdreams, story by Harlan Ellison. One of the first times a computer is portrayed as self aware and insane.

>Stolen identity
>fight childhood idol who killed your grill and is meglomaniac

i spy spooky mansion

I have no mouth and I must scream
Eeezz

ffx
i knew after "future football"

Lmao

You win, I'm going to bed now

>It's a game
>You play it

the game

FFX common

Life

Life

Aww FUCK I just lost =(

>internet troll steals your gf
>die
>die again
>again
>and again
>fucking shit oh my god i keep fucking dying
>good music

It's totally FFX but the last three lines killed me lmao

>disgruntled worker
>fuck it move out into the country
>Every one wants to cuck the black guy out of his wife

System shock

Neverdead?

>Vikings and giants
>Depressing

Super meat boy

Shadow of the Colossus

>developer is not the bad guy
>never released the ending
>kill m8
>fellsbadman.png

indeed
tbh X-2 was straight garbage

Too human

also checkd

shadow of collossus?

>be random dude
>answer phone
>murder
>throw up
>buy pizza

look up FFX-2,5

kachow

Omikron: The Nomad Soul

X-2 wasn't just garbage. It was fanservicey garbage, and don't you forget it

u bitch

Nope

>fix spaceship
>fly through nothing and visit the same worlds over and over again

high-levels-of-thermal-energy segment-of-infinite-consecutive-points south-floridian-city-with-high-density-in-cuban-migrants

Max Payne

hated the story...loved the mechanics. Job swap in combat was fun imo

Hot line Miami

minecraft you fucking faggot

destiny

Destiny

there alreay been a ridle about no man buys

No mans sky
Easy

No Man's sky was already done in this thread

>fall down a hole

>waste of $60

>FFX-2,5
>KILLED BY A BOMB DISGUISED BY A FUCKING BLITZBALL
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

OOH! BANNER SAGA!

mass effect

Winrar!

what the fuck is wrong with you people?

say no more, fam

any sports game you buy new

>little shit kid nearly kills himself being a little shit doing little shit things
>save a bunch of little shit faggots with god-complexes from being trapped forever
>actually a game about understanding mental illnesses and coping with said illnesses
>genuinely decent and overwhelming experience
>fanbase utter cancer and riddled game with sjw propaganda agendas+inane amounts of porn

Ff7

>Be guy that doesn't talk
>Enemies are being fags and it's all out war and they send guys like you after you since you're in the way
>Old friend helps you some times
>Keep killing everyone like you until you're the only one left since they see you as a threat
>Your waifu is always worried about you
>Last boss is your old friend
>There's little need for words

binding of isaac

>Hard boiled
>Aliens
>Get alien tech
>Fight back
>"Be" alien

fallout 3

Going back in time:

>Go to Uranus
>Save babes
>Don't press the button in level 2

>Wake up with amnesia
>Make friends
>Find out who you are
>Kill your old best friend
>Save everyone
>Become non-canon

>be middle aged man
>zombie outbreak thing happened
>wait are those even zombies wtf is this, deadspace?
>travel wasteland with qtpi little girl
>she's a dyke
>FOR FUCKS SAKE
>doom humanity because you decide you can just rape her in the future.

Xcom

>Drive: The Video Game

hl2

Can you be more specific?

Xcom: Enemy within DLC

No
Do you guys just guess Fallout to everything?

KotOR

really curious about this one, i feel like i know it

>mom gets sugar daddy
>go to private school
>makes friends with sociopath and a faggot
>become king of the school
>sociopath fucks everything up
>get kicked out of school and everyone hates you
>get edgy gf that may or may not have been raped by a couch
>RUSSEL
>fight your way through every god damn social group
>beat up sociopath on the roof of the school
>become top nig again
>kiss edgy gf while everyone watches

I actually really liked FFX, but could get more than an hour or two into X-2.
I would have been happy with it for the rest of my life if they had left it the fuck alone with the original ending. The mindfuck at the end was enough for teen me.
Looking into it, there is another spin-off where Titus comes back again and he is different so Yuna leaves him anyway. Like, the fuck SquaeEnix?

Enemy Within

Winrar

last of us

Sorry, no, the first line is the giveaway

Yup, that's it!

Trips checked

Driver
Nope
Obviously bully. Way too easy

never played it so going off what you said of the fan base
undertale

Nope

>feeling guilty
>why am I here?
>feeling guilty
>well that was fucked up
>feeling guilty
>it was all run by a dog?!?

thats my riddle

forgive the reddit, but:
>reddit com/r/FinalFantasy/comments/2271f6/here_is_a_short_summary_for_ffx25_and_ffx_will_to/

yep

Nope

xcom 2

silent hill 2: doggo

Silent Hill 2

It's not entirely correct, look at the first line

correct

yup

puss'n boots: humpty dumpty adventures?

Silent hill 2

I can FEEL you trying so much harder, but you're getting so much farther away

No one got these so I guess I win

yep, here's another

>alt ending of a movie
>punch mirror in cabin
>whoa you're back
>SHES ON FIRE
>go to some Caribbean or south american country
>kill guy that killed you in the movie
>obtain balls point,not lying, like its an actual game mechanic

Batman

im getting further away? What made u think so?