Describe video games badly and people guess thread
>Be orphan
>beat up insane people
Describe video games badly and people guess thread
>be in dream
>die in dream die irl
>climbclimbclimbclimb
>fuck two chicks w/ same name
Bump
:)
Katherine or whatever
Got it
>You like baseball
>Find a cat
>You gotta kill ghosts
>You find some druggies
>Druggies head's explode and you kill them
>You kill some skeleton guy who swears too much
>A baby laments his death
>You find another cat
>The other cat chokes on a talking bird
>You kill the bird
>That baby laments his death
>The druggies like sugar
>You find a fat guy
>Kill him
>The baby laments his death
>You kill your wife
>The baby was your baby
>Kill the baby
>Kill the first cat
>Fuck the world
>run, jump, cut
Here's some moar
>be orphan
>beat up insane people
>beat up Mr.Steroids
>beat up Crazy Plant lady
>beat up Halloween
>beat up super psycho
>trophies
>vents and grates
baman: piderman place
fallout4?
What?
>Really pale
>Like really pale
>Be super jacked and bang all the ladies
>Bombs are useless
Batman of course
>lost in subway
>not a footlong sandwich in sight
>be some normal dude
>make friends with a overly nice guy and a potential school shooter
>shit's going down
>your mom gets murdered
>trynottofeeltoobad.png
>your dog runs away
>your city gets nuked
>then it gets flooded
>have to kill your friends
Yess
I think that's what you were saying but idk
Metro
>create character
>get summoned by shorts
>time altered
>fix time
>credits
Dragonball Xenoverse ?
Yep
yes - there was a show on yt "baman and piderman" - a parody of batman and spiderman characters. They were roommates. An in all batman: arkham games its BATMAN: ARKHAM place(asylum/city/origins[not exactly a place, but can be stretched])
>dead mum
>dictator
>two sand niggers fight over leadership of other sand niggers
>kill animals
Oooh, I get it now
far cry 4?
Damn, guess I made it too easy
>be robot terrorists
>mom dies
>birthday
>test
>Dad leaves
>you leave
>follow trail
>find dad
>dad dies
Kaboom!
Bang Bang!
Homes?
Fallout (idk which one)
FO3
Off?
Bioshock?
3
Yep
Only really oldfags need apply
>get thrown in dungeon
>only way out is down
>trap the devil in limbo on the way out
> nigger with a backpack
> accompanied by flying attrocity
> obtains wealth
> has house in middle of nowhere
> beats up a cook
im winning here, so ill give u a different game:
>4th wall break
>shit controls
>demons
>be dead
>either normal, robot, or space faggot
>kill ayy lmaos for a floating golf ball
>have floating rubix cube buddy
>other shit happens
is this like the elder scrolls 1? Like the game with a tower downwards and weird saves? Did Spoony play it?
Fallout 3?
>fps
>feels
>lots of them
Ultima Underworld?
Nope
Ding ding ding...good job.
SPOONY DID PLAY THIS! HE DID ALL THE ULTIMAS! I COUNT THIS AS A MORAL VICTORY FOR ME!
Spec Ops: The Line
>Leave Home with father figure
>Father figure is killed
>Make Friends
>Kill your brother
Destiny
Ding ding
>get shot by Chandler in a checkered suit
suspected this, but didnt know enough about the game
new vegas?
>be a dolphin in the 90s
Ring a ding ding baby
shamu?
Qbert
ecco the dolphin
Ecco? Not sure if spelled right
>ur the guy
>but not really
>boobs
Fucking ecco
they're poo in loos, not sand niggers
God of war?
cmon, now:
>who am i?
>I know who i am now
>dont u know who i am?
>whada u meanu dont believe me?
>choose your side
Find needles, inject self without questions
lel, of course
bioshock 1?
Destiny
You can control Wall•e in a warzone
The Witcher
>russians
>Only really oldfags need apply
>>get thrown in dungeon
>>only way out is down
>>trap the devil in limbo on the way out
Binding of Isaac.
>Wake up by a ship
>Repair ship
>Explore
>Return Game get refund
No mans sky
Next?
space engineers?
no mans sky?
No man's sky
No one's gotten this yet...
Oldest fags only apply
>purple car
>dog
Bully
Lol wat
Putt-Putt saves the Zoo?
>Long hair
>Trenchcoat
>Kill everybody
love
>Shity engine
>Play as ginger
>Bitchy wife
>got to get milk
>Leather trench coats in Arizona heat
>just use the axe pistol and saw'n off >shot gun
That one mega-edgelord one, 'hatred' or whatever.
Was going for.putt putt in general, but sure
new vegas again?
Hate
Wasteland?
Nope hears a tip
>the sequel sucked
Deadly Premonition
no
winrar
Postal
>mcfucking killmyself
>literally
>he had the bigger stick
>but you had a knife
>he payed the ultimate price
>DA, I know a place
Guys c'mon
Uhhh...bioshock?
>don't use a torch in tutorial level
>get killed by toughest enemy in game
postal
Modern Warfare 2
nice puns
>Wake up
>Meet robot guy
>Wake up big robot guy
>PUZZLES
>Robot guy betrays you
>Team with big robot guy to defeat robot guy
>Escape
titanfall?
world of tanks?
Minecraft
Yep postal 2 to be correct but you win
Thank you!
Now guess
>isn't executed
>kill your way to the top
>profit
Nooooooooope
Try again
>fags want honor
>fag jumps you while bowing
>fags drink too much orange juice, making things go on forever
>fags buffing and r1 spam
>something uninmportant about fire
>first was so much better and will always be the best
too easy
skyrim
>Be a real chicken sometimes, or a pig, actually your a few differetn things.
>ufo comes in
>save day even though youre a chicken
>noob hint its a licensed game
Dark souls
Shadows of Mordor
nope
nope
Portal 2 electric bogaloo
>Shipwreck
>Prison
>Friend turn evil
>Save friend
>Friend is dead
Since no one's guessed this... I'll do the sequel.
>Wake up in prison
>Escape
>Sister gets kidnapped
>Make friends
>Rescue sister
>Kill sisters kidnapper
oblivion
>play as Ay la nigger
>Your work place has gone full >soilent green
>must escap and say the rest of the >Ay la nigger work force
nope
Youre a faggot
abes odyssey?
I think it still applies, we'll just agree to disagree
Lens flare simulator?
lol yeah it kind of does...the answer was Manhunt
do i win if no one gets it
Deus ex
>Sheriff
>Help prostitute
>Prostitute gets decapitated
>Another prostitute gets decapitated
got it
Two trips and no right answer
2
i won 3 times
wolf among us
Wolf among us
>be fish or something else
>roll
>shoot things until they die
Bingo
>Cred Forums takes over the world
>kill all of the fucking nazis
best game
...
>be fast
>be really fast
>youre too slow
Starfox
>crying in a basement
>mom hates me
that game where you can chainsaw a dude and theres mecha n shit
forgot the name tho
Bit Trip?
Win to the rar
Wolfenstin the new order
Oh, you mean the Chicken Little video game based on the Disney Movie? No, you don't win.
sanic
Pumpkin be saving the day
nope
OP's life
>prisoner
>ydk y tho
>assassination
>open the floodgates to hell
>go in them
Any sonic game
actually not so well acclaimed
kek but nope
>be cop
>nigger partner
>bust drug addicts by buying/selling
>stop following storyline
>just take drugs
>addicted to everything
>constantly blacking out in alley ways
>satan heads and clowns everywhere
>also guns n stuff
youre a real cunt you know that, you dirty little winrar
>Climb mountain
>Fall
>Gay
oblivion
Battlefield 3
portal 2
Quadz
Oblivion
CoD:BlOps2
is it bad that i like that game?
>on ship, diplomatic mission
>fight goes on, you get rekt by a bigass something
>you really like salt
>too many skill tree upgrages .png
>world is flat
Nickolodeons GUTZ
holy fucking quads...check'd
>play as ginger
>late to work
>fuck up at your job
>case earth to get all sorts of fucked >up
>get stalked by an ass hole
>kill big ass fetus to win
The remake of Narc. Damn that game was a piece of crap.
nuclear throne
the binding of isaac
>Not real game
>Scary
>Baby fetus
>Hot dead chick behind you
>your mom dies
>shit happens
>you kill your brother with his own lightning
yup
salt and sanctuary?
>play as cow
>pick up flowers and shit
>ride a bike
>fat kid nemesis
winrar
half life? But Godon isnt a ginger
Spookys house of jump scarys
you are winner!
>Interrogated by some black dude
>Friends with russian guy
>What are the numbers??
>spawn on beautiful tropical island
>punch trees
>die
>wtf killed me
>die
>see lizards and bugs
>die
>continue to die naked, hungry, and afraid
In the first game he is at least form what I can tell
dragons age inquisition
Barnyard the game
BlOps 1
the forest
PT
Leisure suit larry?
Star Wars?
hes not ginger
lulz were had at the craftmanship (or lack there of)
but yea, the remake
was already answered...Manhunt
Ding a ling
Is this the same person that guessed my chicken litte?
Rust?
Uncharted 4
>Paper guy
>Deliver message
No niggers interrogate you in Blops 1
Nope, but even close. At the risk of giving it away, this one is more of a JRPG
> it's fucking cancer
> everyone is a fucking retard ,
Gl
>space zombie
>You shoot aliens
How to Survive?
yea i didnt really make it too difficult
also winrar
No, lol
not the one I was thinking of, but could also fit the desc.
Metal gear 5
u might be right
Paperboy
Hudson
Here's a game only ancientfags will get
>Looking for a cup
>have to kill duck dragons
no
I'll give you more
>Paper guy
>Deliver message
>mobile app
>Playstation exclusive
>haunted "streets"
>pills to advance
>play as red haired chick.
>give the succ i think
>also nazis
>shitty movie money grabs
That's Diablo. Classic.
Left 4 Dead?
Pedantic. Is mankind evolved.
>split personality
>fight on foot or pilot mech
>fucked up psychology (Id)
>save world
pacman
Bloodrayne
tf2
Could also be Dante's inferno.
dead space ezpz
eww, i dont want to guess anymore
Pacman is correct
>beat up people
This is an old and obscure game, you win if you get it.
>Based on a book of short stories
>Play through short stories
>No happy endings
>Everything is fake and everyone is dead
>Being tortured by computer
>Beat computer, but everyone is dead
Xenogears. Too bad the reboots were iffy
bloodrayne was right, kindo ez tho
>be whiney faggot that plays future football
>dad ruins life after never being there
>fast forward to future past
>hot bitches and weird guys
>it's my story
>kill dad
>it was all a dream
Counterstrike
I FUCKING love that game
Fear3
>let your fingers do the walking
>hotline miami 3
>your best friends are a rock, a flower, vanilla pudding, and a blue alien
>sit on a chair to win
the Id part made it too easy didnt it?
>spacr zombie
Masterbation!!
its not based on a book, the book was written in 1 night based on I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM
Destiny
I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream. Game by Cyberdreams, story by Harlan Ellison. One of the first times a computer is portrayed as self aware and insane.
>Stolen identity
>fight childhood idol who killed your grill and is meglomaniac
i spy spooky mansion
I have no mouth and I must scream
Eeezz
ffx
i knew after "future football"
Lmao
You win, I'm going to bed now
>It's a game
>You play it
the game
FFX common
Life
Life
Aww FUCK I just lost =(
>internet troll steals your gf
>die
>die again
>again
>and again
>fucking shit oh my god i keep fucking dying
>good music
It's totally FFX but the last three lines killed me lmao
>disgruntled worker
>fuck it move out into the country
>Every one wants to cuck the black guy out of his wife
System shock
Neverdead?
>Vikings and giants
>Depressing
Super meat boy
Shadow of the Colossus
>developer is not the bad guy
>never released the ending
>kill m8
>fellsbadman.png
indeed
tbh X-2 was straight garbage
Too human
also checkd
shadow of collossus?
>be random dude
>answer phone
>murder
>throw up
>buy pizza
look up FFX-2,5
kachow
Omikron: The Nomad Soul
X-2 wasn't just garbage. It was fanservicey garbage, and don't you forget it
u bitch
Nope
>fix spaceship
>fly through nothing and visit the same worlds over and over again
high-levels-of-thermal-energy segment-of-infinite-consecutive-points south-floridian-city-with-high-density-in-cuban-migrants
Max Payne
hated the story...loved the mechanics. Job swap in combat was fun imo
Hot line Miami
minecraft you fucking faggot
destiny
Destiny
there alreay been a ridle about no man buys
No mans sky
Easy
No Man's sky was already done in this thread
>fall down a hole
>waste of $60
>FFX-2,5
>KILLED BY A BOMB DISGUISED BY A FUCKING BLITZBALL
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
OOH! BANNER SAGA!
mass effect
Winrar!
what the fuck is wrong with you people?
say no more, fam
any sports game you buy new
>little shit kid nearly kills himself being a little shit doing little shit things
>save a bunch of little shit faggots with god-complexes from being trapped forever
>actually a game about understanding mental illnesses and coping with said illnesses
>genuinely decent and overwhelming experience
>fanbase utter cancer and riddled game with sjw propaganda agendas+inane amounts of porn
Ff7
>Be guy that doesn't talk
>Enemies are being fags and it's all out war and they send guys like you after you since you're in the way
>Old friend helps you some times
>Keep killing everyone like you until you're the only one left since they see you as a threat
>Your waifu is always worried about you
>Last boss is your old friend
>There's little need for words
binding of isaac
>Hard boiled
>Aliens
>Get alien tech
>Fight back
>"Be" alien
fallout 3
Going back in time:
>Go to Uranus
>Save babes
>Don't press the button in level 2
>Wake up with amnesia
>Make friends
>Find out who you are
>Kill your old best friend
>Save everyone
>Become non-canon
>be middle aged man
>zombie outbreak thing happened
>wait are those even zombies wtf is this, deadspace?
>travel wasteland with qtpi little girl
>she's a dyke
>FOR FUCKS SAKE
>doom humanity because you decide you can just rape her in the future.
Xcom
>Drive: The Video Game
hl2
Can you be more specific?
Xcom: Enemy within DLC
No
Do you guys just guess Fallout to everything?
KotOR
really curious about this one, i feel like i know it
>mom gets sugar daddy
>go to private school
>makes friends with sociopath and a faggot
>become king of the school
>sociopath fucks everything up
>get kicked out of school and everyone hates you
>get edgy gf that may or may not have been raped by a couch
>RUSSEL
>fight your way through every god damn social group
>beat up sociopath on the roof of the school
>become top nig again
>kiss edgy gf while everyone watches
I actually really liked FFX, but could get more than an hour or two into X-2.
I would have been happy with it for the rest of my life if they had left it the fuck alone with the original ending. The mindfuck at the end was enough for teen me.
Looking into it, there is another spin-off where Titus comes back again and he is different so Yuna leaves him anyway. Like, the fuck SquaeEnix?
Enemy Within
Winrar
last of us
Sorry, no, the first line is the giveaway
Yup, that's it!
Trips checked
Driver
Nope
Obviously bully. Way too easy
never played it so going off what you said of the fan base
undertale
Nope
>feeling guilty
>why am I here?
>feeling guilty
>well that was fucked up
>feeling guilty
>it was all run by a dog?!?
thats my riddle
forgive the reddit, but:
>reddit com/r/FinalFantasy/comments/2271f6/here_is_a_short_summary_for_ffx25_and_ffx_will_to/
yep
Nope
xcom 2
silent hill 2: doggo
Silent Hill 2
It's not entirely correct, look at the first line
correct
yup
puss'n boots: humpty dumpty adventures?
Silent hill 2
I can FEEL you trying so much harder, but you're getting so much farther away
No one got these so I guess I win
yep, here's another
>alt ending of a movie
>punch mirror in cabin
>whoa you're back
>SHES ON FIRE
>go to some Caribbean or south american country
>kill guy that killed you in the movie
>obtain balls point,not lying, like its an actual game mechanic
Batman
im getting further away? What made u think so?