REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Fake and gay

...

sure

hopefully she looks like a hotter version of Miley Cyrus

Already have one, but I'll reply again anyway, thereby making your post true.

You're welcome.

Doubt it

...

Immunity cat! Fuck off.

Sweet!

we all call bullshit, yet post because of that little voice that says, "well, maybeeee"

bet

Please

Doubt it. I dont know anyone who lives within 180 miles of me.

Nice

I'm banking on this

gimme dat gf

one hour to go bitch

Yeah sure

Worth a try

Oh fuck yeah bud

...

I need pussy

I hope this is real

probably not

bet

Everyone who replied bashing you is secretly hoping it'll work

ok

k

Cmon

>>yaas

Check em

She's pretty but I really don't want one. I'm just replying to affirm my belief that these type of posts are bullshit and my mummy is safe despite what Sheldon cooper says.

I mean, I guess.

...

only if its hannah

Hello darkness my old friend.

K

Powerful stuff

Yeah right, faggot

ok

Noice

Thanks man

Suh dude

not very likely

k

deal

shut the fuck up

lawd

pls op dont let her look at me weird anymore

need a little

Okay

let's go

but if I stay in side all day, what then? are they gonna break into my house?

Callin' bullshit on this one.

Lol like that will happen

Hoping for hot anime girlfiriend

she better look like this

Reply

Trying again. What the hell.

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Please

Kk

I wonder what my wife will think of that...

I can dig it

thanks mom

Reply to this post or mother, sleep, etc.

Rollerino?

Doubt, but why not.

Dude is this girl from Mississippi? Got nudes?

gfgm,ghv

fuck it i'm not to proud to try.

bet

know weigh

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k Cred Forumsro

look at that beauty she is so hot !!!

unlikely

K

I wish user...

Last digit of this post will be her reading out of ten. Zero is ten

But I have wife

Worth a try i guess

Fuck off

Fine

Please!

Let's see what happens

I hope so

Worth the post

I don't believe you

I already have one..

If dubs can I start fucking that qt that started working with me?

Reply

Worth a try

Ok lol

ok buster

Ok

Gimme the pussi boss

COUNT ME IN!!!!

Please kellie

Roll?

o

What if I just want to fuck?

sure, i believe you

Reroll she's hot AF

K

I wish, so, so much

Thanks for the hope, user. I appreciate it.

Doubtful. But it's 12:12am and I have a long day at work tomorrow, so I was gonna message hoes anyway.

Preyin5hed

Doubt it

OK

OP PLS

please

plz

Damn

O-K

a man can dream

yo

Why not?

then you have your fuck and dump her, I guess.

im married

fuck niggers

Good luck

Wouldnt hurt to try

please chelsi love me

Rolling

Hey there ladies I'm handy around the house, good with animals, and like long walks on the beach. Oh and I'm a bit of a wild card ;-)

God

Wont hurt to try

I could fucking use one.

Winrar

sure i will

Oh boy, I can't wait to call mommy tomorrow I'm not such a fat failure after all!

i hope she likes my counter styles

ayy

nikpls

its about time

ok tj

Oh fuck

Alright I'll believe

I like cheese

Nothing to lose

THIS IS IT BOYS

Rolling for dubs

Only because I'm desperate

REPLYING BECAUSE I'M SHAMELESSLY DESPERATE

Great meme

ok

K

If you say so

All right

pls

Fuck it

k den

Yeah, right, and Gaben is gonna come deliver her to my house along with the only copy of HL3

Give gf pls

Sure, why not.

I wish.
My wife will be so pissed

What kind of clothes is she wearing?

reply

Worth a shot right?

Fuck it I'll do it.

Who needs a gf

ok

cant hurt

Cunt

what have i got to lose, other than some money i guess?

can I choose which girl will be my friend?

I want to believe

what have i got to loose

Pls! ImHaeJi, Mill Sim, and/or Nozomi

Kek as if

k

Fuck it why not.

yolo

...

haha meth

That'd be nice

ehh couldn't hurt

please give gf

lets see about that

That would be a hell of a trick considering I don't want one.

Fuck it. Nothing else has worked so far

Want her back

on the off chance, I'll give you a (you)

Plz

one please

i doubt it but let's see what happens.

If you're wrong you owe me five bucks.

pls work

Hmm

fuck it, why not?

That's not how it works.

kewl

I could use a gf

...

I'm down to clown

i

god i hope so

Praise kek if true.

i want her back more than anything fuck

>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
Well shit, I've gotta try

why the hell not

shear lies

I have my hand, I don't need one.

:(

Plz

Eh

youtube.com/watch?v=vIrFpeEudLQ&t=0s ,,,

I don't plan on going anywhere that I'd meet girls at tonight or tomorrow, so that'd be a surprise.

What if I don't want one?

jesus, am i really this desperate

I can try anything at this point to not feel lonely

yeah bullshit

Hey kiersten hey

Let's see

Please

Tomorrow never comes!

kk

Doubtful

I already have Jaun

Fuckit

lol

the beatles

fuck

But I'm not leaving my house tomorrow

Might as well

I'm desperate

kek

rolling for a spacetime anomaly that will give me a girlfriend

finally a useful thread

pre 1900s submissive housewife please

Not falling for this again

Meme magic don't fail me now.

Pls k thnx bye

Please

please

Just for the sake of conscience

sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

beep boop give gf

not gonna work faggot

Everyone in this thread posting shit like "this will never work" acting like they doubt it, just hoping no one notices their lame excuse to post in this thread and score a qt3.14 gf
>inb4 someone calls me out for exactly the same thing

Fuck it

Pathetic.

yisss gf

Pls dad

this is automatically true by default of already having one.

I wish.

you promise op?

Andrea?

Lol

Good meme

pls

Lexie

Why Not

Can mine have an ass like this? Pretty please?

Nice try OP

plz

Draw a girl taking it in the ass

Fuck it I'm desperate

I will be more offensive than I ever have been tomorrow just to prove this wrong

At this point this is my best bet

Sure

I..I've fucking gotta do it. I don't know how much longer I can take this.

Ree

Worth a shot

I'm seeing family all day tomorrow, so I sure fucking hope not.

Mkay

ight doe

dingngggg

Please God.

HATE MY LIFE

already have one

I Want one that looks like this!!!

So she can kills me.

ok

I am lonely

You got hot cousins?

lol sure

please god help me

gahhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHH fuckmmm dats hot

Lessseee

I call bullshit, but fuck it, I'll play along.

Hey, OP, did you have the overcooked omelet at Joan's?

>checked
and kek

no me gusta nada negro

ok

please

meep

Worth a shot

Worth a shot

pls

im so lonely ;_;

Have I truly become so desperate as to fall for this?

Yes.

Lol

Sauce?

If only, aye.

THIS HAS ALWAYS WORKED

Fuckin' why not

cant hurt i gues

Based on your post, I'm guessing you don't have much room on the offense scale.

Bet

kek

reply

Welp. It's worth a shot.

Dab

...

Whatevs

please

May the God of Cred Forums (Moot - may dubs be upon him) bless this thread.

hello cancer my old friend

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