Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
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>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Calamity-masu'd

>Filename

bullying the beatrice is something you must do though..

Probably that Kora whatever it was colt 1911 variant.

still here

Nibbles for everybody!~

>nibble nibble

wow lewd.

Here


Aren't the older games remastered and better looking though?

WUZ GUD NIGGA (besides being dicked by Bungie's RNG)

Claiming Felix

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I wonder what would happen if I suddenly stopped~
>found a new friend?
:^)

I remember the thread being filled with people licking each other. Good times.
>nibble

Best cat

No no, I think it was the UPD? Something along that line.
With this.
> youtube.com/watch?v=qclDfyIdMDk

HERE

But it's only nibbles ;-;

>sad nibbles

Shoo~ : ^)

Very good times indeed.

>lick

Oh shit it's the post apocalyptic guy! Holy fuck dude how you been?

BAD

Just CE and 2. You can play story mode and change the graphics with select

Go back to lurking

Watch your words, 'Straya
:^)

Kill yourself Shinoa.

>Best fox claimu

that would be most upsetting.

nibbles are lewd. but I'm not complaining~

Figured I'd drop in and wish you all a goodnight.
youtube.com/watch?v=mytLkKZGfv0

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Take me now, oh lord of nibbles!

UDP compact with that unique variant being able to convert to fully automatic on 3rd gen upgrades?
Pretty useful thing although it was just an USP .45

Alive, surviving, but currently drinking vodka.
You?

I'd say that's a success for me
You're tempting me

night shiro

Hey how are you?

>best cat

You fucking know it

I just remembered I have so much shit to do tomorrow and probably won't have time to be here. Damn.

I wish her hair was a Pyro cosmetic. Or her little suit thing going on.
>if you don't play tf2 this may confuse you

>nibble

Best way to spend the night right? ::^^))

Kek, that sounds familiar.

Get some good hours in and stay on top of things and you'll get that day off easy.

i am sorry to hear that

you never even had a chance to win

geez so feisty

hello virgil(not vigil)

I had the enhanced edition of CE for the 360, and you could do the same thing. It was just CE though which was lame. I want to play through the campaigns again, 3 is my favorite in the series.

No, it's good. I've made new friends! ^_^

>nibble

Nibbles are most definitely not lewd, they are fun!

>but if you insist
>nibbles

>nibbles ears

Does this satisfy the rabbit?

>headpats

You'll get through it. Just focus and everything will be fine!

I am willing to beg you to not stop.

>in private

I'm pretty okay. very drunk. how are you?~

from you too? goodness!

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I can see myself ragequitting already
My team consist of:
A lovable bastard that casually plays but you need to carry him
A fucking retard that does not pay attention and will the same shit EVEN THO you just told him the said thing
Underage pothead that knows jackshit about the game but wanted to play because hes THAT mexican cousin
Lovable bastard's brother that's a token neet and rarely talks or jokes on something nobody knows
A sarcastic dickhead that's full of himself
A pothead that never shuts up about his girlfriend and talk about irrelevent shit

Grinding whatever I can before raid.. You?

I'm not in the mood

Vigil is a boy?

Hi maki!

nibbles are lewd when I do them~

nibbles~

Yes, but I want more please!

Being a nerd and studying statistics

The hair wouldn't work with a mask in my opinion
The suit though, I'd pay money for that

You fucking know it :^)

>summons the flames of hell on you

Where's the fun if it's in private?

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Exactly! Also carried the unique variant of that long sniper rifle, which, I also forgot the name of. I still remember I once drank a full bottle of vodka and I could still walk and text without grammatical errors.
Hi Vigil. :^)
Hi there!

it's far too shameful in public.

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shit that sounds like a good time lmao

but im sooooooooo lazy

alright well its bed time. goodnight everyone

Lynx?
That means you're pretty good with your alcohol, I still fix my typos afterwards, but at least I can notice them.
Nothing gained, nothing lost.

>nibbles your hair

I'm just being playful~

>hugs and headpats

How about this?

Didn't you know? I'm already a foot in.

Nighty~

Was there ever a reason to explain why Felix dresses like that? I may have forgotten

I think I've forgotten a little of what I'm supposed to do. Fuck, but it's not needed now.
>snuggle

Getting one from all of us.
>headpat

Pocky

Just watch them release an update for anime shit and everyone become triggered. Especially people who hate anime.

Lame, good luck

Nepu! Hi how are you?

and I think it's adorable~

and a headpat? I feel so special tonight~

Did you know the population of a study is the people or items you are interested in studying?
>knowledge is power

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I'm sorry

Night

Playing halo. It's been months, hasn't it?

It's from some some weeb pic

Y the u meen? :(

CE was okay but the indestructible vehicles were fun with friends on blood gulch. 3 was the first halo game and first game is got on the 360. But reach comes to a second

Keep that nibbling on the downlow. It's loud
>adorable pic btw

I wanna die :^)
Yeah, that one. How much potato juice can you handle?
Gud I guess, what about you? Anything new?
I like Chen, Chen is pretty chill.

Yeah... you be the brains and I'll be the muscle, k?

hello cheny chen.

I'm sure if you went onto the wiki you could find something

I think it has to do with him and his parents putting him in the basement of their house or some shit because of him being a demi-human

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For me it's 3 > CE > Reach > 2 > 4
I haven't finished ODST or played Guardians

Roger that dawg.

That's a damn shame~
>Alcohol is really getting to me now, like blurry vision

Did you meet Stalin?

That'd be funny

Not really no, just found out I have melancholy so I'm greatful I'm not crazy at least

Good, Good

im sorry, here have some choclates from hikage

thats gotta suck, especially when you get ones that are full of them selves, it salts the wound

what do you get from the raid and won't it be available at a later time(whatever you win not the raid itself)

hey chen

im mean? :(

I suppose I could, if you really needed it from me...

>same here. it's not terribly bad yet, but my vision is swimming a little. luckily I have a ton of experience being drunk.

you have the name sync? I didn't realize!

Eyebrows

>lightly tugs drills

I guess they wanted a girl but he just became what he is now.

I would pay actual money if they had Rem's ball and chain you can change styles of (Watermelon and normal)

>soft headpats

Special people deserve such attention~

He somehow makes raisin cookies taste good.

You're short

>nuzzles

It'll be fine!

Hello again
>no life
>Juvia claimed

I don't count the day, but probably.
Sounds good anyhow.

I remember it for it's stupid name as Lynx Lynx is the latin name for Lynx.
Pretty much, but I got alcohol poisoning once when I drank a liter of whiskey into half an hour.
Good game, no re.

If someone attacks, I'll find the biggest book I can find to beat them to death with (preferably a hard cover copy of the Bible for that sweet irony)

but we've never even really talked before! how am I already special?

Melancholy? I feed off of that stuff man! Say, what is it?

Wow, uncalled for.

Two outta three ain't bad.

Take it from a pro: drink some water.

Maybe it has something to do with your hairnadoes?

>Suika claim

>shino walks into the room and sets her books down.

Well it's a little too late now, isn't it?

>I'm terribly bad already,just see how long that reply took me

I do, but sometimes I post from my phone~
>Too bad I don't have a tripscode

Wouldn't that melee weapon have too much range?

What a true monster

Nah, they put him in the basement because the father thought that the mother had cheated on him, or they thought that she was raped or some shit, which caused him to be a demi-human

>gardevoir walks into room
Hey there bby ;)

3>reach>4>2>1 barely played 5 but never touch ODST. I want to so badly

You called me a, normie then a pleb. Yes you're a meen :(

FUCK YOU I KNOW I'M SHORT OKAY

Hi

It is. Favorite game series at that

it's never too late to demand a proper begging.

>it did take a while, but it was worth the wait

aaah I see. I could make you a tripcode, but anything more than seven letters might take a while.

they are pretty great, that's for sure.

WOW, you weeabo's are sitting here discusing CHINESE cartoons at midnight on a saturday night? holy shit, kill yourself.

Because you are adorable and I like adorable people

>wouldn't you?
>pats

I'm sorry ;-;

>pls don't hate me

I like you! How often do you come? Aparently it's rare to see you these days.
Trips.

>brings the heat
Goddamit, and hopefully it goes out well, especially since we didn't practice much last week because some people were missing

Like a grapple hook skin, but if it were a memes weapon, it'd have to be cut down really short.

At least I'm Chinese.

Hey there, Beatrice. You should've been up a few hours ago. We played HG, it was pretty fun.

I could say I like Nep, aswell.

Hey.

Touhou squad.

rude but still like you mavis

Oh hey Gard you look nice today.


>pulls a chair up and starts working on her homework!

rood

I do happen to be pretty fond of cute myself. and you're pretty cute.

>patpat

I get them a lot because I don't care about them.

I was lurking, actually, didn't feel much like posting though. how did it go?

Any of the PC editions of Halo or the Xbox?

That's just, like, your opinion, man.

I recall seeing you post back in the day too.
Blame that on whatever business, I still try to come around whenever.

meh, i couldn't get anyone to nibble on the bait. i need to work on my shit posting.

how are you all doing tonight?

Chen is chill today, but I think that's because her handler is here, lurking.

Thank you
I didn't see too much of the raid and loot cause I don't want to get spoiled but I did see a clip of a gun has these mini pew pews locking on to another enemy after killing another with headshot

Stun them, I'll beat them with my fists

This one girl, my friends hooked me up with her long ago but we didn't last a week cause both of us were depressed over our recent exes, I kinda wanted to try again and work it out and even she agreed.. during her last relationship that was falling, during that time I was a little advisor but now she's engaged with some literal who, she hasn't even been with this literal who for a year compare to her last relationship being 3 years so now I'm a mix of "wtf are you doing" and disappointment and pissed cause we had plans and she silently goes out with someone else without even telling me

Just let me finish this beer first~

Well, begging is something that I love..
But maybe later~

>Why thank you, I'd be better if I wasn't pissed drunk

You could? That'd be fantastic!

Can you blame me? I'm about to pass out

And probably have some ridiculous stats as well

>walks up quietly behind Shino and massages her shoulders
Can I help you with your homework?

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ODST is pretty cool, it's hard because you're not a Spartan and you take damage easier.

Swift strike to the neck/spine, then you go for the kill

Good luck!

>Chinese

Are we Asian bros?

>cute

Thanks >///<

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>Best Cat
It seems you have mistaken Felix for me

Tired, can't sleep so tried putting on some ASMR and replaying a game. Usually works.

Hello how are you?

pretty okay. drunk as hell. how about you?

any time~

>if this is you not at your best I'm very impressed

yeah, of course! what would you like? I'll add it to my search.

you're very welcome, cutie.

>Implying that means anything

Chinese and Vietnamese. You?
>nibble nibble

*ahem*
Best husbando cat

maybe try to focus on less people and fine yourself?

Screw that, whats the fun in killing? I thrive off of fights!

Claiming

Hey Mavis, sup.
Lov ya!
Oh well, you have to keep in mind that she's also a human, and like you, can take decisions based on her experience, wether these are logical or not isn't really relevant into this scale, since, well, she's making a decision for herself and her own life, my advice would be letting it go honestly, what do you think?
Kek, I've posted before but only once or twice, I actually started posting Bob Ross.

Have you've played any rise of iron yet?

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Filipino

>ASIAN BROS!

>hugs

I like you. You are nice.

not here not like this.

>shrugs gardys forceful grip off her shoulders.

no. fucking. way.
are you actually back?

im sorry, how tall are you in real life man, your in a border state so im guessing under 5'9

thanks for saying that for me
that b8 was very generic, please be more creative

that actually sounds like a good gun, is it a sniper, would work great as a sniper imo

oh man thats, thats rough when did you find out about that engagement and shit and have you talked with her about it
thats just being a sadist

It was fun, at least for me. I really had fun. I can't speak in the name of others, I'm not in that position, but it seemed that people were enjoying it.

Nah, I just woke up, I wouldn't like arguing with anyone right now.
Good vibes.

That seems comfy. Rain always gives that mood, for me at least.

Nice stockings.

Fine, I'll make some popcorn and watch from the sidelines

Does anyone ever truly leave?

Once entering hell, your soul never escapes

Even in a crowded area?~

>My very best was months ago, unfortunately. Could write entire Paragraphs

Would something with "Amatsun" in it be possible?
If not then "Ama" will do~

I'm alright I guess. I like you too so far.

>hug

never really understood the appeal of those HG, but I have been included in one in my home thread and it was pretty fun at the time, so I'm glad people were enjoying it here.

who won?

good question. never heard of people *truly* leaving threads like these.

Not today

or really ever, you'll just end up like trips guy

youtube.com/watch?v=ZlX1OUfds3Q

I hear the term fight and I'm intrigued

Been a while.

I think I have a few irl Filipino friends.
This also means you know what it's like to have Asian parents.
>lick lick

Hey Shino, what's going on?

Wouldn't have it anyway else in the world ::^)

Night Emi.

Sounds about right kek.

Nice... uuuh, cat, yeah nice cat.
The ride never ends they say.

I would be very embarrassed, but if you insisted on it, I would.

>that's too much for a simpleton like me anyway~

absolutely. it might take a little while, like a couple of days, but seven letters is very doable and I'll add it to my search right now. should be found in a couple days.

Not much just missing you all the time.

I started playing the love live cell phone game its awesome.

It's certainly my favorite flash.

Yes, most definitely.

>and unfortunately

Logical thing to do is to let the hell consume you, huh?

Sure has.

>starts massaging again
It's easier if you don't struggle, I know you like it

you wanna fight newfag?

yes, I think so. I've only been in this particular circle jerk for a few days though.

youtube.com/watch?v=k1uUIJPD0Nk

Odd, I could recall you posting more often than a few times.

>says the newfag

It has been awhile hasn't it? When might you be down to play something?

Ayy, haven't picked it up in awhile. They revamped everything.

It's okay
>I'm not

The Xbone

That sounds funner actually. In the shoes of a guy who isn't as modified as the spartan

Pretty good. Sleepy though

Xin chao. North or south?

I can't go anywhere without seeing you now a days.

That's exactly why you're the best operative in my army :^)

One of those days, you'll obey my every commands :^)

>It took me a while even without distractions, but I had to match my partner's skill~

I cannot thank you enough for this, I shall wait~

An inch under it acutally lol

Lemme find it

What

>says the furfag

whenever maki, I'll always make time for you. Just hit me up when your on sometime. I picked up final fantasy X hd and Dragon age inquisition so i've been rockin the single player shit. I have battlefield one preordered. Maybe we can rock that.

>not playing halo on 360
Fucking shit

>yells at you for not doing something
>yells at you for doing it
>Mfw
>nibble

Aren't you an underage or is this a totally different one

South. Our Vietnamese is slang. Kinda.

I'm not back home, so you actively found me here. that's on you, not me.

well I am pretty obedient.

>that's usually how I try to do it, but multi para is just too much

think nothing of it, it really is no trouble.

Yep, I wish I could finish it but my brother has the 360 at his place and I have no way of getting it :/

>implying traps are furry

>lets gardy rub her shoulders

Why can't i quit you?

How unfortunate. Keep jerking it until it hurts.

Not underage, m8.

Really? I mean, I've only posted as Neptune here and over Reimu's threads.
It isn't, most of people from Cred Forums aren't very logical to say the least.

Maybe you're right ... even once a thread is too much.
Plus, you're not around all of the time!

Well, glad you don't feel like arguing.

Never got around that, but whatever floats your boat.

Are you the same Shinoa poster from the hunger games threads?
Hey I just wanna look at random stuff and you happen to be on Cred Forums all the time.

that seems to be how it's going so far.

this is the only place you'll find this tripcode. I don't use it in any other thread.

ok besides the obvious fact that Mavis is not anime, what do you faggors and faggorettes think of vampire waifus? can we get a ruling here?

Hey look it's this thread again!

Hey there again!

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What other threads do you post in? Do you have any secret names?