Need ideas on fucking up this whores car

Key, slash, dead child, dents, etc.

Spray paint her phone number on it and say "Call me for free blow job"

carton of eggs inside

sugar in gas tank
checkem

take off all license plates

Anything messed up?

Okay. Post license plate.

export all the gas

Put a mattress in the gas tank
It will take a crane to get if out

take out all the oil of the car

Smear shit on windshield

make the steering wheel useless, so she can easily crash

Slap Confederate flag stickers all over it then have it towed to the ghetto

This. Maybe there's a fucked up person on Cred Forums that'll do it for you

Hide Raw shrimp in different parts of the car. As the shrimp start to rot, it'll get to a point where nothing will get rid of the smell.

If dubs get op will post license plates

I'm intrigued

make all the lug nuts on her tires very loose

Rawl

Cut brakes

Rolling

let a colony of fire ants loose in her car

checked those satanic dubs

dew it op

Winrar

WINRAR

youtube.com/watch?v=I0kfe5tkdD4

The diet Pepsi of satanic dubs

op here, will post plates, but i need something else to do while im out

yo if you take bologna and put on it the stuff will take the paint off her car

Waiting on other ideas

A quarter sized pile of termite on hood

Lightly shave two inches of base with disposable blade. Wait 1/2 to 1 hour. Scoop up drained oil with a sandwich baggie. Spread the oil behind car door handle. I've actually done this to a couple exs. Not only do they get it on their skin they spread it around the car (steering wheel, etc) for future infections.

soak her seats with water

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bump so doesnt die

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Bumpity bump

looks like OP will have to steal the plates, then photo them and post without blurring

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and soak seats with water

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if dubs op has to buy a pen not made for 5 year olds

cum into a plastic tupperware container for 3 months then dump it all over her windshield on a cold night so it will freeze

This

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It is decided

Could stick sucker candies onto her windshield

Seriously want to know?
Fucking listening?

first I want to know: do you have asian stores near you?

If you can open her gas tank and pour sugar in it, fucks up everything inside, if not put a couple nails up against her tire, and if you dont like that one, just stick a potato in the exhaust pipe

Kek

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I have a couple of asian stores down town

Wash, chamois and wax it for her.

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Put a smokebomb into her exhaust pipe and rock through window

key it

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Fuck off Trajan

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2 liter of mountain dew in the gas tank, sugar in it will total her engine and require a rebuild. Warranty don't cover that shit.

If you slash tires, only do three sobinsurance won't cover it. I would unscrew the valves out of the stems instead.

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Break window throw lit flare in car and walk away. Car will be fully engulfed by the time anyone gets there.

OP here, will have half license plate soon, rolls trips and you get both halves

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