What is something fun to do when you're drunk by yourself, Cred Forums

What is something fun to do when you're drunk by yourself, Cred Forums

blow

Post ridiculous personal ads on Craigslist

It's 1:00 am and I don't know anyone who sells coke

send your exes various pictures of lampshades until they call they cops

Just tried, too many hoops to jump through with not great brain

I would, but sadly no exes

Grow and produce your own.

Wait I forgot I have 1

You sir are a genius. I love you

OK so not my ex but a girl I think I like bit I'm not sure exactly

Call him faggot.

Checked

I'm so stupid

Who is him? PS I'm not gay you queer

Start calling suicide hotlines

Play a game online and see how many people you can piss off.

I did that last night after i had a bottle of vodka.

Do I need to talk to them or just piss them off without words? PS playing halo reach

shitpost on Cred Forums and pretend you have friends

Form an alcohol habbit. Spend hundreds of $'s on it only to be forced out of it by family and friends a year or two later. Decent ride 7/10

Kek

Shit dude that's sounds sad tho

good time trust me

i'm druk right now been drinking only two hours but idk i just feel so sad, so full of sadness

i dont even like how it taste anymore but I dont know how else to feel sedated. ugh i ruined everything guys

Self-loathe.

its ok buddy
an anonymous stranger on the internet is here for you

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Stop drinking. Booze is a depressant. Just go to sleep.

its 3:28am, I woke up at 9pm. cant slepe not tired

Well what are you drinking then?

at a bar i had a trash can pitcher, 151 shots, adn finished someones beer pitcher

at home I havbe a lot of bottles but i amt rying to finish this jim beam apple, i don't like it and i wish it was crown royal

post dumb shit on Cred Forums

What is your end game right now? Get trashed and pass out?

Commit suicide.

This

have half the bottle finished, just gonna finish it all and stay awake until i am sober like i always do and go to sleep 12 hours from now, repeat

Do you have a job or anything?
It appears you have friends as well so you have that going for you.

i went out with acquainteces, i havent talked to my close friends in 5 days since i draknka lot then and pised them off

i have a job etc etc i work from home and get paid okay etc etc

I play video games when drunk. You can of course watch movies as well or shows.

What I do is I take a grinding game: ESO, Runescape, Fire Emblem Fates, or whatever. I play it and watch a show at the same time, so that it autoplays the next episode. Lots of comfy stuff

MST3K, Kitchen Nightmares, South Park, Simpsons. Anything that you don't need to watch to understand (though MST3K should be done so you can watch it 85%+ of the time)

My guess would be they are pissed because you are pissed (drunk).

To your original question, I usually watch some cheese anime, such as DBZ. It seems to suddenly become epic.