Waifu claiming thread

a good portion of tall guys like tall girls, so they would be kinda jealous of us. i honestly prefer a girl whos the same height as me, 3-4 inches shorter at the most

juvia, lewd time?

still here

(Shinoa)
...Does your last name have the letter V

youtube.com/watch?v=8Er6l7UOnbI
Here you go, complete stranger.

Claiming Felix

Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>is this the lewd edition?

I argued BECAUSE I love her. I want her to be healthy, psychically and mentally.

He's off life support. He'll slowly be going down throughout the night.

Goes to show, you have have an extremely powerful car, but it don't men shit if you don't know how to drive with it.

Is what it is, Kitten.
>You already know the music I'd recommend.

Just in time~

Ayyyy Breeki.

and I appreciate that. hue.

the whole pack mentality thing is pretty interesting to me. especially involving an actual human in the mix. usually the human owning the dogs is the pack alpha but like...I dunno, it's not the same as in the wild. but considering your unique relationship, is it more similar to the way it might be in the wild?

oh? is that how your love of dogs got started? with a dog walking business?

that's a pity. I'm sorry you had to go through that.
gays are pretty tolerated from what I've seen, though far from completely accepted. in spite of this I do feel very fortunate that my family has been so accepting. your situation is certainly different from mine, and I sympathize with you. hopefully you find more acceptance in your life, or at the very least tolerance. people should just be nicer to each other in my opinion. it sucks how horrible everyone is, and that's coming from a cynical asshole like myself.

well it can only go up from here, right?

no lewd allowed!
>unless you want to

Ruripls

Put him back on life support and tell him "you're not dying yet you scrublord"

but you made her mad now she might not want to be with you

I most definitely want to. Just not sure if anyone else does.

*pets the fox*
Go to sleep
Eventually I'll go back to sleep. How are you doing, Beatrice

Might as well
>last post of tonight

well, I think most people here are opposed to lewd, but it *is* Cred Forums after all. my opinion is generally that people should do as they please.

tonight I am doing pretty well. drunk and feeling far less horrible than usual, thank you for asking.

goodnight!

At first i was questioning why you'd say something like that, then I went back two posts and it all became clear

You probably shouldn't give relationship advice

Nyet

>Captch has some swirled line, That's not a letter, assholes

She already said that she doesn't have feelings. So what did I have to lose? Even if she develops feelings I don't want her to be broken. Don't want her to have to go to a shrink

>Forgot pic

Asuna's sounds kinda.. off to me at times

Goodbye senpai
Yeah but I've seen a few people on here get with it.

FUCK YEAH

>cheshire cat
Very much so~

Sorry dude:(

Same. At least up to my chest

Nope. Does your's start with an M?

Big guns don't mean shit with the weilder can't use it right

I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu

good grandparents are nothing but the original cancer that made your parent they way they are

then why are you even following her around she doesnt love you but you can try and show her the error but if its a lost cause then forget about her

Something lifting your spirits?
Why? You need sleep :(

Bad lil ship
Bad

oh well, well at least it seems your not taking it hard

good night

im willing if more pitch in

talking about sao abridged?

I could interfeere and give advice but, I think I'll pass on this one.

Her freak outs in 10 were great
"What the fuck..WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! THAT WAS OUR OUT!!"
"I DON'T KNOW, I PANICKED!!!"

Night Smuggalicious!

Ohthankgodwearen'tsomehowrelatedbecauseifwewerethiswoukdbereallyawkward. How was your day?

that's true. a fair few lewdies around here.

well, alcohol tends to put me in a better mood than usual, but yes, my mood has been pretty improved over the last several days because of someone~

I have other peoples things I can show off anyways.

I'm not following her. She shows signs of affection when we see eachother (hugs me and stuff, not like the awkward kind, the kind where your pelvises are touching). But she will be glad she tells me.

So am i. Hopefully more people join in
Can't say I'm against them

Yeah, like she has some sort of accent in very brief parts

JUST PUSH THE DAMN BUTTON
Toppest kek, wish I had someone do that to me

Nepupu
Oh, that's good. It's always nice to find someone so makes the misery of life slightly less miserable

Agreed. Been busy but I'm now sleeping. Nice talking to some one a bit similar to me

>shinoa

Exactly. Night Smugs.

Being all mopey and sad ain't gunna save him, so why bother? Life's a bitch, and death is part of it. Just pay my respects and move on.

what a slut.

and I am not against them either. I am a known pervert.

very true. and they do a wonderful job of it. hopefully you will find one too

Goodnight to you then.

> but if its a lost cause then forget about her

I think i have irony poisoning now

I think it's interesting that Esdeath is giving any advice

sleep well!

Maybe, I dunno

smoke meth erryday

Nepu!
Truly fascinating.
>Irony poisoning
That was slightly hilarious.
Smoke crystal fucking weed.

I'm off to bed, good night /waifu/

wanna huff some gasoline brah???

goodnight yuuki. sleep well.

Trap-Slayer *

>3D
I don't interact with those well
How are you doing today
Good night Yuuki

hopefully i will be sawing logs within the hour. night!

Damn Son, where'd you find this?

Good night!

Then why don't you join the lewd fun?

Yeah, the dynamic is probably different with a human. We are all a cohesive pack. We do everything together. Eat, sleep, walk, go out, stay in. Everything. I want to take more time off work so I can spend more time with them.

Of course, that being said, they all take my lead constantly. I just woke up so there they all go waking up. I had to get up again and go on the computer. They won't let me sleep lol.

It probably is how it would be in the wild. They're all the bosses of something. My poodle is the general alpha, but my golden is the boss of food. My husky is in charge outdoors and at the door. My shepherd is in charge of toys. They kind of work out their positions just like they would in a pack.

>oh? is that how your love of dogs got started? with a dog walking business?

No, this has been lifelong. My first crush was on a husky when I was a kid. That's what my first valentines project in school was on, which got me weird looks from my teacher. That's when I started keeping it secret. I thought you were the other dude I told this to before.

>that's a pity. I'm sorry you had to go through that.

Yeah, my brother blackmailed me after he found a ton of dog porn on my computer. I was running a dog walking business at the time, so clearly it was a recipe for disaster. I didn't want that shithead holding my business hostage. I don't talk to any of them anymore mainly because of him. He's a really bad person on the inside. Sad but it's reality.

>gays are pretty tolerated from what I've seen, though far from completely accepted. in spite of this I do feel very fortunate that my family has been so accepting

Yeah, that's great for you man. I'm glad to hear it. You seem like you deserve it for being so accepting of others. I feel like I could learn a lot from you.

Huffing exhaust is the only way to live

wait so she does love you? im confused you said she doesnt have feeling for you

i cri when others dont join

va probably can't do voices for long periods of time

thats the thought process i like

goodnight, remember shinoas mine if i ever get trips

more like trap-layer. hue.

I understand completely.

don't have many lewds of beatrice, but here, have this one.

Nerd.

No like its a regular hug but usually when friends hug their abdomens don't touch. She just likes me a lot I guess.

merica

REPORTED

Same. But I'm happy at least you joined in
I'll take it. All contributions are welcome
Good night guys

Are you implying i'm a trap?

Oh, fuck yeah bro, pass that paint thinner over there mang.
Gud, nothing much to say honestly, you?
What? Says who?
>Huffing exhaust
>Live
I think I like you.

ok she does love you so just play by her rules even if and for the love of god dont argue with your love kek

Jeez itten, I figured you'd know!
youtube.com/watch?v=5mUJK2RPmYw

It's what's got me over my depression and pretty much every other shitty thing that's happened in the last year. Just gotta take the shit with a smile and keep on goin.

Remember Astolfo is best trap

>lewd
I'm broke, unattractive and retarded anyway. All those things make it even more difficult when your an autist
Lying in bed. Woke up randomly

>why isn't this an anime.jpg
I want to see more lewd

Short haired waifus are best

So long as it's not Mugi or Tats levels of "Like"

Maybe you only understand infatuation. Real love is they kind where you go out of your way to protect someone.

Felt like it was eurobeat tbh

that's pretty cool. sounds like an extra tight knit family.
I'm sure they love having you awake, even if you aren't always paying attention to them, heh.

ah, so they all have different roles and responsibilities. that's pretty neat. I guess it makes sense, but I never really thought about it much.

nope, sorry, I'm sure it gets tiring answering questions. that's nice though. I remember having a crush on a boy who was nice, popular, and most importantly kind to me, in like 4th grade. didn't realize what it was at the time though. that's my earliest "gay" memory.

family is family, but they are still just people. it fucking sucks, but sometimes you get horrible people in that group. I hope your brother suffers for being such a disgusting human being. blackmailing your own family is despicable.

I just try to be accepting and understanding. I have no idea what leads people to do what they do, so why the fuck should I judge them for it? I wouldn't want people judging me for the shit I do. I'm a kinky mother fucker with a ridiculous list of fetishes and interests, I have exactly zero right to be giving other people a hard time for what they might enjoy. I just wish more people could be decent human beings to each other.

Not my fault the 8ball said you wanna marry me

That's Felix not Felt you autist

...

I like you being sassy and sarcastic. I don't know how the others love you.
Hey Tatsumaki, how much do you love the fox?

ive felt love before she was amazing I still want her and i dont protect my girl she protects me

careful your not reading in too much

not even exhaling letters

well not everything with a smile, but accept shit happens and dont be a bitch

if that were a girl i would wanna fuck it

here

thanks, i was looking for that one

>(You)

wow mean

well don't stare too much, betty is shy!

no, I'm implying you fuck them.

I am sorry you feel that way about yourself, I'm sure you're not nearly as bad as you claim. but on the other hand, I understand completely. I have like zero self esteem and feel pretty shitty about my appearance. but there's someone for everyone, that's the truth.

...

Did someone say Eurobeat?

youtu.be/hgu3G-gYxME

You left the discord, it doesn't count now

Both declared me as their wives

I don't know what i did to deserve this, but it had to have been abhorrent

You are 100% correct!

It's ALWAYS eurobeat, Kitten!
youtube.com/watch?v=2PU-E4LPUnc

Well, most things with a smile. Or at least a straight face!

Man I wish you were my brother instead.

sure yes all the edge

>Not the MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE version
youtube.com/watch?v=19tJRo1TVXQ

Most of them are actually just boys that like wearing skirts and aren't really "traps".

That sounds like lust really. I have to make sure she's okay, even if she gets mad at me because I'm trying to protect her.

Long hair is best hair actually
Ran mine
Alice is my someone. Not being judged, it's nice
>rattle

I'm gonna try to get some sleep

Goodnight (possibly), /waifu/

OH, looks like I have a few more layers of Eurobeat to dive into

Not you too Alice....

I dont get it and no its love I know when I love someone. I want a girl who can protect me if the girl needs protecting than she is not worth time

Nah, you seem pretty chill, anyway, what do you think about Esdeath advices? I think they're pretty missleading.
Anyway, you got my attention, so, I could give you some advice if you're interested.
*boop*

Sleep well.

Night Kitten!

You've got about 234 more albums to go through!

Too lewd
Will need more though

I know I am, we're best

I have to disagree! But hey Alice, what's up?

we're internet brothers now, my friend. a bond as strong as can be.

well I'm sure a faggot like you doesn't mind.

alice is a lovely choice.

sleep well, felix.

To say that's an understatement
is an understatement

I'm going to need a lot of road, and tires

I'm not giving up my comfy tail for someone else! I even compromised with Chen
Woah, that's a pretty serious thing to do
Being awake. You?
Only choice

I'm okay with it because they make cute sounds when they cum.

good we could get along just fine, but only if you take the madcatz controller

i have more ones that are more lewd... maybe, i might need some from you thoug

night

I'll stick with beatrice, but she is very nice.

that makes it totally straight, bro.

I wish I could brag about it but they told me not to tell anyone.

what a bunch of prudes.

*Sexual harrassment intensifies*

Ha, no kidding. Sometimes a keyboard and a bunch of electrons is a tighter bond than any set of genetics.

I'm actually thinking of getting a marijuana card soon. What do you think? Good idea possibly?

claimed as husbando

So, is RWBY good? My exes were fucking obsessed with it, and kept trying to make me watch it.

Just hop in the passenger seat, save you the costs.

No can do, the MadCatz is all yours.

>Gunna watch some anime, replies are gunna get slow.

well im off to bed

Good, I'm not sharing!
Pregnant because they don't want people to know
An hero time

They have a boyfriend.

i'm a baaaad man

Probably not pregnant. I'm going to break this phone

Great, three people want me to themselves
this won't end well

I don't think you get how Eurobeat works

family is a preset, but that doesn't mean it's the only family you're allowed to have. I consider some of the friends I've made online to be as close as any "real" family member.

I think that's a great idea. I enjoy the herb once in a while. it's a great way to relax.

me either, so this works out!

wow how depraved of you. you naughty boy.

I can't die, I'm the main character.

Sounds about right.

Or maybe they don't have one anymore and i'm just saying that to throw you off the trail.

Yeah, I get weed on occasion but I'd feel better getting it legit. Plus maybe I'd meet a few people in the store who could hook me up with some shrooms or acid. Would love to try DMT.

You on steam by any chance?

i thought we had something special, i guess not

goodnight

haven't you seen anything outside of neptunia, main characters die more often then you think

>hikage

either way I really can't conceive of a universe in which I care less than I do now, in this one.

Same here, I'm dying for some sleep but I want to be awake.
What's keeping you up tho?

Just how lewd are we talking? I have some major wews

RWBY is good yeah, but season 1 and 2 can be a bit tedious since they're trying to get the show going. Ending of season 2 to season 3 is where things start to get interesting / real and where the fun begins.
It's a good show but it really only begins to shine on season 3. The animation is a little choppy until that season as well, although season 2's animation is not so bad.

I can live with just the tail. So if you remove the tail it'll only be two people!
>it's fucking freezing
A solution we can all be happy with
I meant me
What a difficult life they live

never really been interested in anything but booze and weed. I smoke now and then, and alcohol I drink far too much of.

I am, actually. steamcommunity.com/id/cup12345/

another successful compromise met!

i have a question, if i let you "dog-sit" one of my puppers, would you rape it? because i get the feeling you are a dog raper.

the tails don't remove, or at least they shouldn't

wait, you only love me for my tails!?

>Just hop in the passenger seat.
This is eurobeat, not a god damn rally, you know?
(Shut up, you're ruining my cool)

no one notices me so i eat to hide the pain
therefore i get fat

guys its your fault

These mind games won't work on me.

I won't tell you anything.

Are you implying I can't drift with a passenger?

You already knew my answer!

>Choppy animation
I've watched the beginning of Blue Steel, and am watching early 90s anime right now. Choppy ain't nothing to me.

See above.

If I manage to dig up my old steam login I'll friend you.

Booze is okay but it kind of fades on its own. It has to be mixed with something. Weed is a good base, but LSD is insane. Shrooms are good too. I want to see what would happen if I did weed+booze+LSD+shrooms all in one go and then just jumped into the dogpile. Man that would be memorable.

/waifu/
I just woke up and decided I'd shitpost
>because all my posts are shit :^)
It's a part of it. However, currently I'm dying from hypothermia in my bed so I'm trying to warm up a little.
I know the tails don't remove. That just means you'll have to be mine :^D

...

Are you implying i don't do all the drifting myself?

Well can't argue with those ones

I don't think you'd be remembering very much actually

I only accept neutered pets because all my bitches are intact. No neuter, no service, except maybe a solo walk.

Trust me buddy, I don't need anyone else's dogs when I have 2 hour orgies with 4 gorgeous and willing well groomed bitches on a daily basis.

d'awww

Nice quads

that suits me perfectly fine.

I'll take your word for it. I have done alcohol and weed though, and that is truly amazing. I don't let the drunk fade, usually. I've gotten very good at riding it and keeping myself at a nice drunk level for hours and hours on end.
that sounds like a pretty crazy thing to do. would you even remember it?

Kanyas

I knew you would see it my way
>time to settle down in the tails and snuggle the Chen

Oddly enough I remember absolutely everything when I pass out after being drunk. I just worry about how bad it will be on my liver. Weed is still my bread and butter drug wise.

Don't go strolling through Paris while sick
That's my life advice

Post your whip m8! See what you're working with!

>I have 2 hour orgies with 4 gorgeous and willing well groomed bitches

For most people, that would be impressive
but then you realize you're talking about dogs and you understand how pathetic it is

Thanks
>this means my posts really are shit

no hes a dog rapper not raper

how ever lewd you wanna go baby, but you first

i thought you'd changed for the better

good morning(?)

you ruined it your self you dunce

#Iceburnt

I've always been really sensitive to drugs. A tiny puff of weed can keep me stoned out of my mind for hours, and my tolerance level doesn't go down much. I once had edibles and I was stoned for 2 days straight, but that was in the days before I had my dogs. I haven't had the opportunity to do that with shitty work. I need more days off.

Once did LSD and it lasted like 12-16 hours. One tab. I have this crazy sensitivity to drugs and I love it.

I mean, if you can stand CGI, then you're fine. I've seen a lot of people just drop RWBY because of it.
It's not THAT bad, but it can get pretty bad, know what I mean?

>all my posts are shit
>gets quads
Hey, at least it's something. I guess I just don't want to go to sleep yet since I've been working all day long and I just got to rest. it's 4.30 am tho

Let's start strong then

I have no interest in women. Zero attraction whatsoever. I worked more than 2 decades to finally get to my bitches and I wouldn't trade them for the world. They might as well be to me what supermodels are to you.

damn, that's lucky. I feel pretty fortunate that in spite of being a drinker for years, and more recently a very heavy drinker, I can still get drunk pretty damn easy. it saves a lot on alcohol, especially with how often I like to get drunk.

I've never tried lsd, and like I said, I'm not really interested in it...but it would be one I'd be willing to try.

>It's 3:30 in the morning

I should probably sleep sometime today

No thanks

May God's love be with you.

yuno. what happened?

Technically morning. It's 4:30 but o will probably go to sleep again shortly
It is indeed 4:30

This is how I roll.

-Mavis

Spoken like a true Alpha male, I definitely respect you

God hates us tho.

I said you should! I wish it was only 3:30, I want my hour back

I'm still in Paris but I got a very weak WiFi signal
Thought I'd give you guys some tips how to not kill yourself

Uh oh

well some is better than none. i dont want to go to paris. how much longer will you be out there?

Shouldn't you be saving Middle-earth?

I didn't, and likely still won't listen

You want more?????

You thought wrong!

Like I said, Blue Steel was full CGI, and I actually would love a second season of it. So it's that's the most jarring thing, then I guess I'll give it a shot.

>Busrider

How much horsepower that thing runnin?

No clue
Probably will be home before Monday morning but I don't think I'll be attending classes

...

>Implying i don't drift the bus

LSD is very spiritual, assuming you have the right stuff. Plenty of cheap knockoffs out there. The real LSD is a bit more expensive but completely worth it.

I would certainly recommend at least one trip with it in your lifetime. I've never had a bad trip on LSD. You need at least 10-16 hours depending on your body, as well as the entire next day to recover. The days right after I've done LSD are still a bit trippy, but not nearly as much as the actual experience.

I would also recommend shrooms. It's a more natural high. Kind of hard to describe. Make sure they're grown out of water, not from the ground. I've heard some people say they taste like cow shit, but they tasted like delicious normal mushrooms to me. It makes a difference if they're grown hydroponically or not. Hydroponic is better. They're supposed to taste good.

I still have not had DMT but I would be very happy to try it. It's apparently like a stronger LSD but much shorter, about 10-20 minutes instead of 10 hours.