Be a penist and play the penis

Be a penist and play the penis

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I am a 𝑐𝑜𝑜𝑙 doggo is what I am.

hey wem

pretty good. how's yours?

So cool, very cool.

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you should nurture a passion for making money

Do you not want the pets and snuggles?

I would love to play my boyfriends penis
my day hasn't been too bad honestly, just played some WoW and a lot of League.

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I could've swore I remember you being like a hippie communist type.

you have a passion for sucking cocks.

i am a realist

i don't really enjoy sucking cocks

I would pay money to be able to do such a thing.

Naturally.

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hoi jeffy

You're a gay is what you are.

same

are the two mutually exclusive

I played a bunch of league earlier as well. how's the new wow expansion

did you finish the 9 hour movie?

But the pets are really nice and comforting.

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I misread that.
Naturally I would not be opposed to it.

that's stupid

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I haven't really gotten into the new stuff but I am enjoying playing WoW with my boyfriend instead of alone.

jamskabbile

not yet meow

Yeah, me too.

Oh you still up it seems, guess I'll stay up a little longer too then :3

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Sheit I'm no philosopher, I'm sure there's some aspect of realism that could take issue with being a gay, but fuck if I'm gonna try to bang on about it. As Skynyrd said, I'm a simple kind of man.

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i plan to go to bed here soon since i am running on fumes

Katten.

You have to be a good pup to earn the pets though.

We all know you run on chocolate

sounds nice

how much of it is left?

i caved and got a heath bar today

maybe 3-3.5

Elaborate.

Looks tasty
Man I swear I can see the monitor deforming in front of me

good evening niggers

that means you should stay awakw longer

Im not black.

You're right, MUST resist urge to sleep... I have to, I hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

that's so much movie left. are you going to finish it this weekend?

A good pup goes to bed on time, doesn't get into trouble, maintains good hygiene (and brushes his chompers too), and does what his owner says.

You're a special exception Nibi

Few things feel as good as shaved crotch.
Well maybe sex, but im not counting that.

you're a funny guy dallas

Why are people making me an exception. I feel like im being fucked with again.

But it gets all bumpy and irritating. That and you have the shame of looking pre-pubescent.

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no bully

I do not find myself as one to go to bed on time.

i would never

My pubes arent bumpy.
And bodyhair is gross, shame on you.

No I mean like, you're one of two people currently in this thread that I like.

I only finger the minors

lol, okay little boy.

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you just need to keep staring at the screen and listen to Mindless Self Indulgence

Fuck off you losers.

o thank god it's 2

it would be if his internet and computer stopped shitting the bed.

Now I know you're fuckin with me, no one likes me.

Now, why is that? Do you need help getting to bed on time?

Get out of here, old man.

Sorry, 3. Your name blended in dom, didn't see. Forgive.

Nyot true

It is generally not a simple task.

Everything is spinning and warping uncontrollably

Are you sure though? I have been told I have very bully-able qualities.

rip

off to bed little guy. :3

that stinks, what are you guys running around doing?

You should be more specific. Do you need the comfort and security of a nice collar and an owner to help you get to bed?

Most people probably nothing me, dom and clint certainly hate me, maybe stairs too but getting his opinions is pulling teeth.

we are just about to leave for some quests.

it's not you baby, it's me

It's okay, clint and stairs hate me, and I'm p sure dom nothings me.

That's what they all say.

oh, dallas, my mom bought a tbird. i forget which year. gimmie your digits and ill text you it

Someone sage this shitty thread

like your giant penis you freak?!

whys emotionally defeated nick wilde so hot

lets get it on for me
let get
get
get it
harmony

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just keep looking at the screen

my neurons are firing all over and making me thing happy kookie things and perspectives

I don't hate either of you.

horde or alliance?

I judge peoples opinions based on a collective. It is quite clear human view of me is on the lower-neutral to contempt.

whorde

He likes playing alliance, I originally preferred horde but the story for alliance is more enjoyable imo.

Quiet you.
>hot

Nick is not for sexual.

so whatcha been up to?

where are his infinite guns that he is checking?

more like this
>plz

okrsda divlumf jukk nr
(Have fun solving this puzzle of insanity, I'll give you the answer tomorrow :p)

You can't hide your freakishly large penis, it's too big for that. You should join the circus with that thing.

Actions speak louder than words, you are only pacified because you got a partner.

pff sure haha

youtube.com/watch?v=IyYZvO8S398

Left out likely because of the bizarre thing wherein artists can understand compound curves and perspective but mechanical designs apparently blow their minds.

I gotta agree with Nibi on that one, you did used to be an angry fucker. But then again so did I so I guess I can't really talk.

what races and classes?

watching the recordings of AGDQ, screwing around in gamemaker, staying up too late. you? besides the movie

used to be

I give what is given, people seem to overlook this.

this is untrue

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oh yeah the game maker! how fun :3
ive been hanging out with a buddy. playing GTA and watching weird shit on youtube
my head hurts though and i think im going to try and rest some here meow

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The only actions allowed to me which are visible to you are my words- I suppose I could stand outside your window with a boombox over my head, but I think that'd just be a fast track to getting the cops called than getting in your good graces. Also it's worth noting that when I was at my most vitriolic I had my partner.

>Be total asshole
>Be surprised when I tell you you're a piece of shit.

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have a good rest. see ya

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peace out duder~

Didn't Nibi join ISIS?

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whatd you think of it dallas

yea i was pretty nice to you for a while and you were pretty angry and hateful the entire time, and i dont know why you'd expect anyone to like you at all when you behave like that. maybe it's a cool ruse, and i hope you're laughin it up mister man.

Fuck, that's hot.

This is untrue.

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Circus freakshow doesn't pay enough.
He is an emotionally jaded fox who simply wants platonic comfort, he doesn't wanna be taken advantage of.

Also looks like a 57 or 58 Tbird, little car, could never shake the idea of it being a girl car after seeing the one in American Graffiti.

you're literally insane

Do us a favour and kill yourselves

more

platonic comfort, i can work with that.

that's what it seems to be. it's pretty cute.

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do you need some platonic comfort?

What ever dude, be like that.
I kept telling you to stop talking about things and you kept pushin.

Lot of people were a lot of things, I know really the only way to judge going forward is to look back, but is change such a profoundly hard thing to believe? You are entitled to what you believe, though, and one could hardly begrudge you for coming to the conclusion.

no

no, all i've ever done is asked questions. i never push or prod or expect anyone to answer. you said exactly as much as you felt like saying. is this a meme? would you tell me if this was a funny joke? no one acts like this.

anyway, bye friends

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see ya

Orc pussy>faggot fur dick

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This is good.

Yeah I don't do cute cars, personally. Need to be ANGRY and MANLY. Lots of noise, power and speed- The sort of thing that shakes the earth beneath your feet and makes the sandal wearing, Prius driving new age healing types clutch their calming crystal in primal fear.

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>Tell you I am too autistic and mentally fucked up to ever get relationship/sex
>"Oh yes you will"
>*One Week later*
>"Your bf will like your massages"
>"What did I tell you, stop"
>Repeat weekly ad nausea.

Lame.

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More bunny faggots being creamed by multiple dicks!

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I'ma go to sleep, goodnight

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good night, don't get buttraped by a pack of niggers

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sorry, I was playing with luc.
He is a worgen warrior tank spec, I am a human paladin heal spec.

None of this shit, you fucking queers

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Yeah, there we go. That's where I wanna be.

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If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep.

Never touched a dick in real life that wasn't mine. But damn if gay furry art doesn't make me want to.

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Can you fgas just piss off to e621 or some shit? Nobody wants your cancer here.

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Fuck off faggot

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Fuck off to your shitty furry chatrooms, cunt

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gay furry stuff made me want dick then i couldnt go back

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hey luc, hows life?

Hey-o!

Oh, hi Dee

join the club

hey hunnibuns

okay. Tired.

Didn't have a great day.

You act like you know each other on an anonymous image board

Fuck off to your gay chatrooms.

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Hey Jeff

Every time an african kid dies, a faggot furry also chokes on semen.

oh boy let me tell you something about namesync

Kys

how come?

how was your day?

Grandma had to go to the hospital and I was the one to wait there.

yikes, is she doing okay?

yeah

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