What do you talk to girls about Cred Forums?

What do you talk to girls about Cred Forums?

How do i keep a conversation going?

just ask her questions about her. People often love to talk about themselves so make sure to ask questions that make them feel good about the answer they give.
And when she asks you something, make yourself interesting too.

Like what user!?

>What do you talk to girls about
>Talking to girls

get to know what she does for a living, what she aspires to do, what she likes to do on her free time, tv shows, music and just make sure you sound interested in whatever she says.

Which is why its best to have some knowledge on mainstream media so you can keep the conversation interesting

you don't need to be talking to her if you two don't have natural chemistry.

talk should come naturally.

>What do you talk to girls about Cred Forums?

Chicks never get tired of talking about themselves. Do not use any sarcastic humor, it will only confuse them. Keep things light and easily understood. Don't make them think.

Wearing a nice pair of shoes will also help chat up girls. Chicks love good shoes on guys. And get a nice haircut.

THIS

Alrighty thanks anons

Do these rules apply with texting? It feels so forced

Tell her that she is the cum guzzling goddess of nut busting redemption, Remy Lacroix

if OP just wants to get laid then it will work maybe about 50/50

Just try and relate to them, and if you can't, stop talking to them.

I dunno, virginfag, I'll ask my fiancee who is sitting next to me at her computer.
She told me about Cred Forums in '07

Oh wow user you're so cool!

Tell me about how many women you've been with!

yeah, but sex is dangerous with sluts. STDS, baby scares, threats for money or they'll say you raped them.

Best bet is to find a 5-7/10 that you can talk to and actually gives a fuck about you and have safe, weekly sex where you can get comfortable with each other and eventually get her to put her finger up your ass and she'll have you lick her toes.

Compromise.

You won't know if you two have chemistry unless you talk to her.
I've gotten with women who didn't like me at first until they knew me.

Yes, just ignore the shoes thing... I'm sure you're autistic enough to send her pics of your feet when texting

Implying 5-7/10s aren't sluts

>implying implications
Nope, I didn't

Easy Cred Forumsro...ask open questions (questions that cannot be answered with yes or no), using 'what', 'when', 'how', 'why' etc., and listen!
No joke, even if it is not interesting, you have to listen to what she says. This puts you in a position, where you can ask further open questions about what she said. Have fun user.
And texting sucks - meet up with her and have a real conversation.

>sex is dangerous with sluts
>best bet is to find a 5-7/10

There are sluts of all types, but you'll notice it after talking to her for a while.

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Also, keep your questions open ended so she can elaborate and give details. Avoid yes or no questions. Instead of "Do you have any siblings?" ask her "What's your family like?" You get a lot more conversation that way and can probably stumble upon something else you can ask further about.

I second this.

This, then ask her if she likes anal

Just talk to her like a human being. Avoid creepy subjects like your porn collection

Don't listen to this user, girls love porn collections

That's not an open question. Instead, ask her, what's her fetish.

Uh, yeah, sure, that's definitely what I was going for.

and remember to mek some joke about her...

You must live in the south or otherwise talj to retards. Almost every girl I've met loves sarcastic humor. Just don't spout retarded memes or reference obscure things.

Yes I agree, and if she's ever taken two cocks at the same time

That's also not an open question, no wonder you're still a virgin if you can't even open question like a pro

Actually I'm not interested in what they have to say, I just tell them how I'm going to fuck then. That usually works out well for me

Sure mate, I believe you

Haha, yeah I care a lot of some internet superhero believes me
You'd be surprised how successful it is

The #1 thing is to be interesting yourself. If all you do is surf b and watch the same TV and movies that everyone else does, well, chances are you're not going to have interesting to say yourself.

Read. Think. Be an interesting person and you'll be able to have interesting conversations.

Talk about things that are able to distract women.

Men usually like to talk about direct, practical, possibly intellectual things. Women don't like that. They want to be distracted from reality or essential interests.

In conclusion, think of things that are cute and sensitive, but distracting and possibly funny/silly. Don't talk to girls about politics/economics/red-pills, etc. Unless they have already shown aptitude for these things.