Why are australians afraid of kangaroos. This thing looks like the pussy of the animal kingdom. In one on one combat i would destroy this thing
Why are australians afraid of kangaroos. This thing looks like the pussy of the animal kingdom...
The kangaroo would shred you. You do not know what you're talking about.
They's strong as fuck and know how to fight against humanoids.
Are you fucking kidding me look at it
Kangaroos strike fear into the hearts of people that live on an island where literally everything tries to kill them. HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED KANGAROO JACK? THEY CAN BEAT UP LARGE BLACK MEN
Amerifag here, a kangaroo would fuck you up
Those things will fuck you up
This thing can jump 2 metres high across 8 metres distance, their legs are strong as fuck; they can fuck you up.
Just avoid its tail and punch it right in the throat
>Thinking this is a kangaroo
Oh look a person who's never had kangaroo claws pierce his guts.
It doesnt use its tail for fighting, it gets up on its tail and kicks you right in the chest, breaking your ribs and maybe killing you
That's a fucking wallaby.
Dude so what? That doesnt mean shit in a fight
it's a kangaroo you dumb cunts
If it kicks you in the chest, your ribs will break.
nope
You fucking troll cunt
Then avoid the kick and fucking choke it out
Hello.
It'll choke -you- out.
It's a Wallaby mate
en.wikipedia.org
No one's scared of them but you don't want one kicking you.
That happened like one time. People are the apex predator for a reason
what the fuck did you say silly cunt
You fuckin' wot mate?
me and my mates go around bashing them they're pussys
kek
is this even possible natty?
>IT'LL BE RIGHT
why do australians say that so often
>avoid it's tail
That'll work well when it kicks your rib cage in
That's a wallaby retard.
This is a kangaroo.
Niggers pose like that to but I'm not scared of them
say that to my face fucker and not online and watch what happens
evolution!?!?
These guys lost a battle to emus I f course they'd be scared shitless of a kangaroo.
Guarentee it has no defense
>americans
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Used to play fight with tame grey kangaroos (smaller than the reds) and they always start the fight with a double kick to the stomach and then move in and keep kicking while they scratch your face. As long as you're ready for it you can just grab their legs and turn the cunt over.
Might not work with the red ones.
Roos and Aussie's confirmed pussies
These are the bits you need to avoid
Who needs defense when it can kick your guts out your back
Your point? My slag aunt has longer finger nails. I'd wreck these fuckin things
Hahaha and you faggots are scared of these things. Fucking pathetic
That right hook though...
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Yes, I'm sure you'd be able to brutally disembowel yourself on them without the Kangaroo even knowing what hit it.
>barely any aussies taking the bait
good on ya cunts
That's a grey kangaroo. Try that with a much larger red and see how you go.
kangaroo can be very dangerous
The most important thing you need to know about Kangaroo, is that it's fucking delicious. The meat is very lean, so if you cook it wrong it turns into boot leather though.
*teleports behind you*
*unzips fur suit*
niggers don't have knives for feet
Looks fucking fire man. Do you marinate it in anything? Maybe a dry rub or cure? What are some veggies to pair with it?
Wonder how expensive it would be to import to the states lol