Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

Other urls found in this thread:

mangahere.co/manga/poputepipikku/
danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2495349
youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8
youtube.com/watch?v=OkRFHi0X8ho
youtube.com/watch?v=4D4kC4aZrxM
youtube.com/watch?v=hwy3W6Hf5rc
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claiming (you)

Calamity-masu'd

Good night

help

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>Best fox claimu
Going to hibernate tomorrow edition

You should give it a try. Watch the first episodes, which are really short, then tell me what you think!

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Maybe, but we won't know until we try.

LSD is very spiritual, assuming you have the right stuff. Plenty of cheap knockoffs out there. The real LSD is a bit more expensive but completely worth it.

I would certainly recommend at least one trip with it in your lifetime. I've never had a bad trip on LSD. You need at least 10-16 hours depending on your body, as well as the entire next day to recover. The days right after I've done LSD are still a bit trippy, but not nearly as much as the actual experience.

I would also recommend shrooms. It's a more natural high. Kind of hard to describe. Make sure they're grown out of water, not from the ground. I've heard some people say they taste like cow shit, but they tasted like delicious normal mushrooms to me. It makes a difference if they're grown hydroponically or not. Hydroponic is better. They're supposed to taste good.

I still have not had DMT but I would be very happy to try it. It's apparently like a stronger LSD but much shorter, about 10-20 minutes instead of 10 hours.

When you stop caring what other people think and try to find your own personal heaven on earth, that's when you find true happiness.

still here


and


cool cool well ill be here

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Claimed Kangaroo

Honestly I refuse to shave my feet because it pisses people off. And I generally like being offensive

goodnight rem.

wow, I had no idea it was that strong. I would definitely want someone experienced to be with me if and when I tried it, that's for sure.

hmm. I'll take that into consideration. maybe give them a try sometime.

not really sure what DMT is, honestly.

Keep telling yourself that, I'm sure your parents will eventually be proud

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see

Are you by chance a Hobbit?

Are you replying to yourself?

I'll be off again, have a good Sunday all
I know, I appreciate it

I didn't expect you would :|
>fang
>cute

Go to sleep.

Newfag

nah i just have nasty ass feet.

and waifu

God left us undone, he's the one to blame and no one ever asked to be brought into this. What is there to try?

you think my feet are bad? you should see my gooch.

goodnight

i guess thats strong(i can go stronger)

maybe if i paid you

its 12:30 here, what timezone are you

he said he doesn't care about that

chen what was the manga chen is from called, i forget, popu something

same to you

You won't post it

>implying

Geez who cares what people who abused me for 25 years straight think.

I like my drugs better with my dogs. I just connect with them easier. They can tell when I'm high though, and always give me weird looks and point their butts up at me.

Yeah, definitely do. It's hard to get a hold of though.

DMT is the same chemical your brain releases right before you die. You can get natural versions of it to use and it's apparently the most powerful high you can get. It's also non addictive. It only lasts 10-20 minutes. I've never had it before.

Oh boy, what are you doing nigga.

do it pussy

bye

We need to out-do God, there's no winning unless we cheat.

ha, that's cute. they never partake with you, do they?

wow, that sounds insane. I might need to look into that. it sounds quite amazing.

bye bye

Atlantic

I'm going to sleep. Again.
Good night waifu

Enjoy!

Will do, I'll probably do it after finishing this series. Only got about 4 episodes left.

Hmmm? You're speaking a language I understand now.

night

sleep well!

I might have to join you

you sleep well also.

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Careful what you ask for, fox.
We are his little rejects, and it's up to us to prove how wrong he was by leaving us to die into this cold harsh world, we are going to be better than god himself someday, but until then, we suffer.

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Shinoa a shit

>rattles sleepily

Aaand, he did it.
Hope you're happy.

I don't have too many Ruby lewds... damn
Do I need more?

Why

Tell me when you watch it then!

True, unless we prove that we're worth it.

w h y

I try not to let them but every time I get stoned they follow me around and scratch at the cabinet where the weed is kept. They seem to really, really, really enjoy it during sex. They really get into it. Hard humping all the way.

I would never give them LSD or shrooms though.

Worthy of what? He already put us on hell.
Well, atleast no one can say you don't have the balls to do it.

well that's good. no idea what that kind of thing would do to an animal. weed is probably fine though, sounds like there's no complaints from them at least, hue.

my cat is on my shoulder right now. she thinks she's a parrot.

I think you are talking about the comics drawn by bkub. I don't think they really have a name.

This evil campaign has had some great moments. I turned a holy cleric into a gibbering drooling mess with a look. Fun times.

>Let's wipe them on the dolphin
>Let's
>LET'S
I'M TRIGGERED.

They're called poptepipic. My friend's the one that does the translations for them, so I get linked to it a lot.

oh that explains that very far ahead time zone

what kind of currency do you accept

i have more tease than lewd right now, i mean if you want we can continue like this, im just gonna recycle the pics ive been using this past we since im too lazy to get all my pics of hikage

more like he tried to help us but we fucked us in the ass so he gave up

found it mangahere.co/manga/poputepipikku/

We're always in hell.

BOOM CHACKA CHACKA BOOM BABY

What am I doing with my life? Well whatever I'm going to bed.

>poptepipic

Oh, yeah. That's their original name.


Yeah.. They are really fun.
Sorry that I didn't knew the exact answer.

I'm too lazy to keep looking for lewds, so let's just continue with what we were doing

sleep well, mavis.


I am going to bed as well. goodnight /waifu/

night mavis

Yeah, they love weed. I've seen plenty of videos on youtube about dogs eating their owners stash and they seem to enjoy it. I would never give them anything to hurt the, and unfortunately I'm pretty sure LSD and shrooms fall into those categories. Sadly I'm short on weed and my connect is an hour away. I feel nervous driving that far out for some which is why I need a weed card.

I'm watching the boondocks right now. Man this show is completely hilarious.

Have a good night, Beatrice.

Will do.
>Dat booty

Cute outfits.
>Renge actually bought me the Cat keyhole lingerie set supposedly.

Only chimed in because he linked me the most recent one about 15 minutes ago.
danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2495349

Now friend, now that you understand that, say it, who is the one to blame? Say it.
Join our phylosopy debate.
Night.

I accept compliments, just don't stare at it for long

Well then let's just make it a fair trade~

its ok chen

good cause i am too

nice and thanks

i'll bite, honestly we're to blame, shouldn't push blame on to others you silly billy

i wanna keep staring

Just ourselves.
youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8

I need a scapegoat.
So, why have only ourselves to blame for being put on hell, yet no one has ever asked to be brought into this sick game that is life.

Foxy, would you be interested in a game of Diplomacy

Because it happens, we don't ask for it, it just happens.

Hey hey, it's not fair. If you post wews, then I have to reciprocate

Alright, I'll look for some more lewds

Hey now, are we about to get into a wew-off?

Approved butt.

What are your thoughts on all this?

>Not sleepy rattles
Hi

I don't know, as long as I survive right?

short hair girls are best wews
best approval is kyouko approval


>what should i show
>i should get more

hello

I dunno, are we?

This guy gets it

You get approval for choosing best SK.

Yeah, you might be right.

Kokoko approval outta nowhere.

Damn straight.

It would be an interesting showdown for sure!

Hello ninja snake.

That's all about it.

I really like that artist.

thanks i try

you chose best magical girl which is why i seek your approval, so i accept your praise and approval

how are you today shizu

Finding lewds is hard. I don't know how to look for them

WEW

Well thank you.

>Really nice pics

I know you do, Kokoko. You and Akikikikokoko both seem to.

Gelbooru works well for me.
>I've got a whole folder of borderline 1.99 lewds.

I'll look for them later, for now, I'll say goodbye. I'm going to sleep and stuff
Have fun y'all

>dem legs

MAKOTO! YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!

Guess Ran went to bed.

Goodnight.

Yeah, I have most of his Makoto stuff saved.

i use sankakucomplex, gelbooru works too
goodnight


but do you have 2.00 lewds

you have some nice pics too, i uhh might need them for research eventually

pic

>might need them for research eventually

That's pretty lewd.

But I can say the same.

Later Wewby!

WHAT DID I DO?!

Why does that not surprise me?

Having 2.0 lewds is ABSOLUTE HARAM!

>Why does that not surprise me?

I don't know, you tell me :^)

You know damn well. You put your clothes back on right now.
>Friends don't let friends be sloots.

>Black with pink bow
I don't have a clue. :^)

I do not! Tell me!
>What if that friend is slooty with friends~?

I'm pretty good. How about you?

agreed

>ABSOLUTE HARAM!
why, are you scared of going all the way?

>we're sloots
what if your just ashamed of your body and we're just carefree

Well, uh, I don't know then. I mean, if it's not a shamefur dispray ... Why does that matter?

But you're shamefully showing everything to everyone!

I am taking on the burden of being ashamed for you because of your indecency!

Because that is 2impure4me

Would Booki rather I be reserved?
>Or do you just want me for Bookis eyes only~?

Just black is pretty good too.

>I don't have a clue. :^)

You lewd person.

Don't mind me, just saving some of these you are posting.

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You lewd creature.

why would i be ashamed, why would any of us be ashamed, do you really worry that much about others judgement

i understand, but one day it will not be

don't mind me, just doing the same as you

Very lewd.

I kind of expected that.

Don't accuse me of being lewd!

Lewdbot!

Lewds are shameful! If triple digits, they are shameful but necessary.

>
Dinner time. Just came here to cast blanket disapproval on lewd posters. Back in a few hours.
>伊吹

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How am I lewd? I am a pure minded individual. :^)

What will be considered 2lewd at that point, then?

I'm doing no such thing~ But if you're incriminating yourself here...~

Says you

>How am I lewd? I am a pure minded individual. :^)


You're super lewd.

A bit too much.

What are you trying to insinuate?

It's all lewd if you look deep enough.

i kinda expected there to be someone disaproving from the shadowsthen not too lewb but you will one day allow your self to go further

That one is pretty lewd.

Prove it!

Oh, it's not that I WON'T go further. I just don't do so in thread.

>Prove it!

I know for a fact.
You very lewd person.

Schrödinger's Panties
>Saving this one

that makes more sense, you should at least go further when its for your self

found it not too long ago just for you bby ;)

So much lewd

You call me lewd when you're the one showing off dat butt!

Perhaps, perhaps not.

And hello to you to Rory.

pic, ill tone it down

i wonder now

And then you show dat butt aswell, pffff.

I really like it.

Butt?
WEW
I don't know why

Wonder what?

A butt for a butt, it's only fair!

Butt!

Everything is meaningless anyway

>all the lewd in this thread

I woke up aga.... what the hell is going on here

Woah, what a fag, eh?

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I know right

Oh nothing, Alice~ Now c'mere~

Sameefagging is bad Rugachan, don't do it

I think this is my cue to go back to sleep

Going back to sleep won't save you~ It'll only make it easier for me~

I came here to dissapoint you

You're welcome

Lewd goodnight.

you said perhaps perhaps not

i cri i didn't get to save that fine booty, and i didn't delete any of mine :'(

gn

using ohayos i am disapoint

Wait, what?

I didn't delete anything.

But you would be doing it regardless! This way I wonder know about it
Shizu, save me

Delet this

>best girl

That I did...

>Implying it won't be recorded just for you~

Shut it down

Will do, just sign here...
>rattle rattle

Oy vey

odds do nothing
evens eat food
dubs sleep

I do not consent to recording!
>all this lewd is you and Ruby's fault!
Oh no, not you too
>panicked rattling

I think I kept waking up because to hot. My bed is super sweaty

youtube.com/watch?v=OkRFHi0X8ho

Kirino. Run. Run quickly before the lewdists catch you

But you consent to everything else~?
>This was not the work of me nor Wewby.

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youtube.com/watch?v=4D4kC4aZrxM

Wow I thought this thread would've died by now. These threads sure do last a long time.

We've already established that you do it anyway. At least I can prevent the filming of it
>are we having a wew off
>this was not my fault
LIAR!
The get remade when they die anyway

What if I want to?

Hey hey, it's been a while.

youtube.com/watch?v=hwy3W6Hf5rc

It's too late. I have failed to save even one
Time for sepuku

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browser was being a tar

pay more attention to your self

join us

sh

>hikage