I'm an asshole

Yesterday I got pretty drunk and today I was told that I was swearing at pretty much anyone around me. I cant remember though. This is so childisch and just makes people turn away from me.

I dont want to behave this way anymore. It sucks. How can I change?

It's because you've been educated and entertained by communists who promote narcissism and sociopathy. You lack real self confidence and so you try and fake it by acting like the losers yiu consider heroes. Get some real hobbies, get out ofthe house more often, and get off of social media. Your life will be so much better for it.

I'm single for 5 years now. Ex left because apparently I'm an asshole.
Now it's 5 years later and the asshole inside me gets stronger and stronger.

You're on Cred Forums. Nobody here knows how not to be an asshole.

We're all assholes.

I'm well educated and my professional future is looking very bright.
I'm not on any social media.
My confidence is OK as well.
Still I always shit on all the people I know.

>Check'd
>agreed

Be a dick

It annoys me that this is the kind of personality that I developed and that I can't see a way to change it.

I want to be genuinely friendly but only slur comes easy for me.

Yeah. I have friends like that too. I don't like drinking with them because they have no restraint. Grow the fuck up and take it easy with the booze. Even if you're a nice guy sober, people will be alienated by your perpetual stupid shit.

People always tell me "dont hate so much" and I acutally want to stop it. But somehow this is just what I do.

I can even read words with this ridiculously awesome stripper ass in my eyes

Same here. I've been asked why im so cynical, why i'm such a pessimist. But over the years ive surrounded myself with people who find my insult-based humor funny, who can roll with the punches and dish them right back out.

Yeah we're a cancer group to be around, but i wouldn't have it any other way.

Be a real human bean
And a real hero:
youtube.com/watch?v=rY2Z0qhhgk4

Or you could be an asshole and proud of it:
youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

Want to change and do it, otherwise accept you are an asshole.
/thread

What about grils? It seems like all that I meet are repelled instantly by my character.

people don't change

Anus

Change to what? A pussy?

Explain being an asshole

take the high road for about 13 inches and become a belly button

...

Are you over-tense?
Are you REALLY just hanging out with assholes who deserve it?

What a bitch.
Look her messie room.
No time for cleanup?

I dont know how, but i wish you luck.

dont.
the way people behave today justifies it, be their social demise make them feel uncomfortable whenever possible, and constantly remind them that theyre going to die and everything they re doing is pointless n the end

Read up on mindfulness, not /b

pussy piercings scream "daddy fucked me a LOT!!"

You dont change, you manipulate those around you to believe you are the best friend they have ever had, so when your true colors show they feel like "hes just like that cause were so close" or "hes just joking, thats his sense of humor" all while knowing you have the upper hand.

Who is she?

>CRINGE EDGELORDS: THE THREAD

Damn it Sheldon!

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

You are an asshole, and that's it. There's no real way to change that; you can exercise on hiding it, but that's how you feel.
I'm an asshole too, and I wanted to change too. I found that the only way I could live with it was working hard and being the best person around. I was fat and lazy, now I'm fit and I study hard.
Very few people will be bothered if you show off a bit, but if you're a loser AND an asshole everybody will fucking hate you.
Just my 2 cents, hope it will help you.

Don't vote for Trump.