G'morning b

sauce?

>Gotta go to work tomorrow
>out of leave

Thanks! Also, I have high hopes for sex this evening, and would hate to miss that. Pic related.

Have to look at b

great booty user

because we're still looking for a sauce

any luck ?

not really user, not really

whats ur dream faggot

you tried AskJeeves ?

i'm pretty sure i just raped.

>my roommate threw a party last night
>got smashed
>partially know related; a friend of a friend
>1am and i'm fucked up
>smoked a blunt with a few people before they left
>related sticks around and gave me a drink that tasted fucking sour and strong, claiming it was a combination of all the open containers
>offered to help clean up
>less work for me so i shrugged
>spilling cups into the trash, i suddenly felt dizzy and sleepy
>I grabbed a hold of my dick and felt it growing for reasons beyond me
>I needed to lay down
>tumbled into my room and crashed on my bed
>i'm falling unconscious when i suddenly felt someone flip me onto my back
>my belt was undone. i tried to focus but couldn't. my pants were pulled down
>"what's...happening," i groaned, feeling fingers wrapping themselves around my erect dick
>a shadow hovered over me. "i don't think," i managed to utter before she planted herself down upon me
>a trail of drool oozed itself passed my lips as she rode me, my eyes rolling around
>she gasped and moaned
>i blacked out just when she began to kiss me, sloppy tongue rolling around my mouth
>woke up about 30 mins ago alone
>laid out across my bed with my pants down
>dick smelt like sushi so i took a shower, slowly piecing things together
>sent her a message on fb but she hasn't responded yet
wtf?

because in few hours i will have sex with three other people

male or female ?

Go to the police now, rape kit and test yourself for herpes, and aids and shit

both... my girlfriend and other couple

some partner swapping ?

Dude...

Because I am uncertain of what's beyond my death
But as far as I believe it is a whole bunch of nothingness ...
I know what you might be thinking
A little infinite black box ...
But not ... nothingness is the middle point of life between everything in life and it's opposite
Like between the positive and the negative values ... it's a zero
Matter has anti matter
Empty has full
thoughts have an opposite
But somewhere in the middle ... or rather nowhere ... is nothingness .....
And I do not want to go there harder than I want to leave here

i just met her the other day at a convention, bro! super hot and totally likes to smoke weed. top tier tastes, user

Because I fucked a better looking girl than the one in your gif. And harder than that too.

I don't have the balls. I just have an existence for the sake of existing.

this makes no sense.

we are open to everything... she wants to try it with girl, i want a hard cock in my mouth.

Go to the cops now.

Life makes no sense

nigga you retarded af

Too scared tbh. Also it'd be a bit of a dick move to my parents, who spent years raising me only to have their child kill themself without doing anything with their life

Post her fb

nigga KYS
I don't care if it does not make sense to you and i care no more to explain it to you
Because it makes sense to me

I'm about to get laid

nigga do you remember before you were born? do you freak out about that? quit trying to sound like an intellectual cause it comes off like you're 13

Dude do you want THE ENTIRETY OF YOUR LIFE to lead up to nothing ?
Do you want to be unable to feel or think or anything ?
Do you want that ?
Before I was born I had a goal
To be born
After I die there is no coming back
When I sleep I don't freak out about that
But when I sleep and I DON'T wake up .. something's woun't be fine

Massive kek

Well, let's see here: Have laundry to do, so can't kill myself before that. Then supposed to be going over to this chicks house to fuck. May get to fuck her pregnant daughter as well, so that is something to look forward to. Also, I just got my first .357 magnum less than. A week ago. So that's got me stoked. All in all, I don't have any reason to kill myself, but many reasons not to.

you didn't have a goal, because you wasn't conscious. the entirety of your life WILL lead to nothing because death is inevitable. The fact that you were born at all should be something to be thankful for. You best be trollin cause you're talking as though you're entitled to life.

>>dick smelt like sushi so i TOOK A SHOWER
ya dun fucked up

Also I forgot! I'm planning a revenge rape next month! Can't suicide before that! I been waiting to rape this cunt for years. Her time is almost nigh.

Well first I ain't trolling
And I am thankful for the gift of life
But does going nowhere and knowing that you will suddenly leave this world just as suddenly as you have entered it to nothing scare you one bit ?
You are talking as if after death you have heaven or hell or an after life
But as a matter of fact
You have nothing
And 2nd :
Quad

why ?

For to me to live is Christ, and to die is gain. If I am to live in the flesh, that means fruitful labor for me. Yet which I shall choose I cannot tell.
Philippians 1:21‭-‬22 ESV
bible.com/59/php.1.21-22.ESV

i agree with this.

sure, the thought of death scares me the way that any living thing wants to stay alive. it'll get me eventually.
if i could, i'd love to stick around and see how humanity fares after me but eventaully all the functions that make me able to perceive the world will be gone. I mean, how do you even sense things if you have no body or no brain?

You could be hopeful and say you're some angel or some shit like that, but that's stupid.

I think if anything my satanic quads shows that existential nihilism is the one true answer.

what's is the revenge for ?

I guess we can both agree on existential nihilism is the way
NOT HAVING ANY IDEA OF YOUR PURPOSE IN LIFE FTW
YOOOOOOOOOOOO
P.s : kill me

that's what you get for dressing the way you do

because the stars and planets alignment aren't right for the ritual to summon cthulu.

So wait, that you means you lost your virginity! What's the problem?

>that's what you get for dressing the way you do
herpes

herpes is no laughing matter.

Get tested asap man

she just messaged back telling me she has no idea what i'm talking about
no
yeah. i should've kept that smegma on my dick when i go to the cops
i keep checking my dick. fuck, i better not have an std. i will beat this bitch up

Because its my day off to sleep in and watch football. I'll do that shit when I have to go work or some shit.

revenge rape? the fuck?