Waifu claiming thread

CAN'T HEAL YOU, DOM'T WANT TO
CAUSE YOU CAN'T SAVE YOUR FUCKING SELF
CAN'T HEAL YOU, DON'T NEED TO
CAUSE YOU WON'T SAVE YOURSELF

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Hi kyouko bot! Cute pic.

>No, you cum on now~

You would have to work hard for that :^)

I remember you.

Fucking replicants.

This is good. This is part of why I like you!

GALIL! Elle's Mega gave me Upotte with the last several minutes corrupted from every episode! I'm sad!

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Whatever she's holding is sooooooooooooooo cute

Yeah I don't know

But this area isn't that prone to having houses broken into, so there's that to take into account as well

Is there any way to see how many people downloaded stuff from you on soulseek, or do you need to count them from the upload list?
You should call me.

thx Kyoko
Your pic of Yu matsushita's is excellent

Hey Galil-chan

Youre that cringy japanese guy arent you

Fish?
Hi Shino. How're you?

The other part is drunk Pathfinder?
Not going to lie. I still love head scratches.

Good Getting ready to go see that new western movie. Got tickets for the EARLY SHOW

It's because of you I'm broken
It's because of you I'm dead inside
I never asked to be here
It's because of you I'm godforsaken
I never wanted this
It's because of you I'm dead inside
Shieet, I dont have any downloaded (phone poster) so I can't help you out.I know you can watch it on a few websites though.
Hello Nip
Felix!

yeah westernfag

>The teasing backfired and makes me remember that it'll never happen
Whylive.png

Eh, I suppose so. But still, it's just kinda a peace of mind thing, ya know?

Hmmmm...

>QOTT: How would your waifu react to headpats/scratches?
She'd enjoy them.

Yr engliah suck

How are you doing?

I don't think so, the only thing that gets tracked is the current amount of uploads you're doing.
Random tip: If a file has filesize and duration available it will most likely have artist/album etc metatags.

If you can't download something for some reason and can't find anywhere else talk to the uploader, people are usually nice.

>Whylive.png

You just have to believe.

I'm good at teasing :^)

Ah, nice. Very early show... Well, hopefully it'll be good.

Yeah I know

>waifu

Sure we can go with that

But to answer the question, I honestly don't know, 50/50 chance he does or doesn't like them

No, you're just generally pleasant and not a rabid twat.

Just complaining. It cut out right during the fountain scene!

Drunkenly.

>POMF

Huh? No. That's not the ideea. I just uploaded an album and I had like 30 downloads counted, I know how it works, don't worry.
I'm still waiting for your call, you pretentious boi

As am I, to quite some degree. Still, I gotta live with the knowledge that that's just a fantasy. I ain't cute enough to have it happen.

It's a waifu if it's in a skirt. :^)
>Just scratch behind the ears!

JESUS BOOKI, AND YOU SAID MY PICTURES WERE LEWD!

>I ain't cute enough to have it happen.

Who knows.

I still have that butt pic :^)

Still have no idea about Rory. Id imagine she would enjoy them if they were rougher than normal, but otherwise is indifferent.
Being angry about everything helps nothing. Just makes you an easy target and is a stress magnet. If you have to vent there are good ways around that.

Well then, you need to count them from the upload list.

It would depends on if he likes me or not
>likes me, might like head pats and scratches
>dislikes me, probably not

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Hi Miho. What's up?

Ok. I'm waiting for your download, too.

I won't bow to something that I've never seen
Can't believe in something that doesn't believe in me
I'm not blood of your blood, I'm no son of your god
I've no faith in your fate
Still I find salvation

YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE ANSWERS TO EVERY LAST DETAIL
IN YOUR EYES YOU'RE THE VICTOR
IN MINE YOU'VE ALL BUT FAILED
I'm doing OK right now
That sucks mayne
Lewd pic btw
I don't remember her ever receiving one, so she would probably like one based on my guesses.

What is the album?

You also have to wait for the movie of Kiniro mosaic,don't you?
Hello how've you been?

I'll have a dinner

Nicolas Jaar
Sirens
I think you will like it

This is how she would react to headpats!

It's not even about the Esdeath angry, more just having an even keel. And you talk to me, so that's nice.

I have the most angry song for you! It's a pretty good workout song, too.

>My laptop can only do sound through Bluetooth headset, and mine is charging. Sorry if this video is fucked up.

youtube.com/watch?v=WY0NEQd3_co

Nothing much. Just got up a little while ago.

>ok now

Something happen earlier?

Butt why?! It's not a cute picture! Delete it!

Really? I could see her as literally giving you a blank stare like that "fucks to give" gif you have, wondering what the fuck you're doing to her head.

>Not thinking you could impress your wai-husbando.
Kitten, pls.

>Same advice, scratch behind the ears!

It's
L E W D
E
W
D

Ah. Sleep well, then?
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Isn't this from one of those labels that Futa spams? I'm listening to a random record from him, I like it.
Also check this, somewhat comfy power electronics, at least the first part.
youtube.com/watch?v=N3bBrmVluxI

>Butt why?! It's not a cute picture! Delete it!

It's pretty good though. No way I'm deleting it.

The only good thing that has ever been seen on this site and it has to be in this thread.

You weaboo faggots give 5FDP a bad name.

I don't know nor I care, but I don't think so
Will check it when I get home
Sorry to cut it short
Just check it.

Ah, you're right, is from R&S. Just checked it.

lolicon
lolicon #2

Yoko claimed

It is not!
WHHHHHY NOT!?

>Give them a bad name
Wow user, tell us more about how our good music taste is a bad thing.

>WHHHHHY NOT!?

Because I like it.

Paint the mirrors black to forget you
I still picture your face and the way you used to taste
Roses in a glass, dead and wilted
To you this all was nothing
Everything to you is nothing

Well you're so filthy
I'm better off without you and you're better off without me
Well I'm so ugly
You're better off without me and I'm better off alone
I've been OK mostly, its only 8 AM and nobody else is awake so I don't know how this days going to go
I saw NIN and figured it would be shit but I thought "Fine I'll give it a chance, it can't be that bad since he recommended it right"
It was shit mayne
Nothing really
Sound advice here
I don't give a shit, not even a smidgen of shit, about or for your opinion.
Why are there random falling batteries

claiming

Maybe, maybe not

If you ever need someone to talk to, although I may not be a whole lot of help, I'm here

I will, I trust you're somewhat familiar with my taste.

You're lewder! Just settle down!

Okay. To each their own.

Come as you are, as you were
As I want you to be
As a friend, as a friend
As an known enemy

Winry claimed

today there are a lot of persons on the thread
Does the sunday cause this?

*insert clever way to claim Blair*

I'm alive.

I'll never understand why you like it, but fine.

I am not the one that posted their waifu getting ona holed!

Eh, it's a crapshoot on the weekends of how busy it gets.

>thinking felix is a trap
Thus is a trap

>I'll never understand why you like it, but fine.

It's a cute butt.

Ooo, breddy good, except she's 8.

You're waifu a slutty slut, always showing herself off.

Too high to even pull off Unplugged, but then again, so was Layne Staley.

Yeah i got some sleep. Was helping someone fix a car yesterday and it took all day. Doing a heater core bypass on a crown vic sucks.

crapshoot?What do you mean by that?

I'm going to take a nap.

Holy shit how fucking new are you?
Did you know you can REPLY to someone?

Post it
I'll go to you before a doctor Felix, don't worry bb

oops I've made a mistake

Can I join you, cutie?

Makoto a cute

Can I cutie you, join?

Ah I see
ya always this thread is empty right?

There are many types of traps.

Nuh uh!

My waifu is pure!
>It's me who's the slut...

Oh ya, how'd that end up going?
>That camber
Why...

Essentially, it's always random on how many people show up.

Later Kokokoko.

Nou!

You're born alone, you die alone
The rest is yours to fill the gap
The world goes on without you here
Adjust or just collapse

Is this what you wanted to be
Alone standing by yourself
Is this all you wanted to be
Or was that a cry for help
By yourself, by yourself, by yourself
YOU a cute
> ya always this thread is empty right?
I'm going to correct this before I answer it
It would be "Yeah, this thread is always empty right?"
And I've seen thread go pretty fast before, but it is empty quite a lot.

Well after finding the leak that ended up being his heater core. I had to run a bypass line from the back of the block to the intake manifold. I have never seen a heater core leak so bad in a car before. And replacing it is going to suck cause you have to pull the dashboard out.

>cute butt
Post ittttttt

>Not being good enough for your waifu
Come on, man.

Not my cup of tea. Ever listen to Opeth?

"is"?now it's faster than usual,isn't it?

there are many types of traps,and I claim that Hideyoshi is the best trap

Calamity-masu'd

My body is dead and my brain is fried

I'll take your word for it. Sounds awful, as usual.

I'll try, what album do you recommend?
>"is"?now it's faster than usual,isn't it?
Are you trying to ask if "now it's faster than usual,isn't it?" is correct?
I can't tell man

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>Having to take off the dash
Oh god, fuck that shit. I already feel for you. Glad all the basic mechanical stuff on mine is working, but I think I'ma have to take off the dash if I ever wanna fix up the dash electronics. Probably just gunna sell those as is.
>At least getting some kinda compensation for this work?

Heh, a loser like me? With an idol? C'mon Booki, I'm more realistic than that.
>Wants to see my butt
Fuck it, I'll be leaving for home soon enough anyways. Enjoy... or more likely don't.

>Makoto

I'm saving this

I couldn't find why you said "the thread is empty"

He gave me some gas money. He had no idea what to do. It was pretty funny. I pulled the dash out in my GMC but that is easier then a Crown vic. He also has alot of shit wired in for his lights and siren. He is EMS. And god damit i want another Vic right now. I miss driving them.

I said that at times it could be empty, but it was quite fast right now.

Saying I'm a cute is the same as saying Galil is a cat, cutie!
But your cuter!

I see
Such a situation is rare,I think

Blackwater Park was their best, but they've released enough that I'd go by song.

N-No! I was talking to Kyouko about a specific image! I DID NOT WANT THIS.

>But Galil is a cat.
Am I being slow?

>ITT: nice people having nice conversations

Pfft. Gay.

Homo

For what purpose...
>Fuck it, if I'm being a sloot and posting pics of myself again, have my thigh highs too

That's not too bad I guess, then. I honestly have no idea how difficult it is to pull out a dash, but I always assumed it was pretty difficult. And I feel ya, a Vic is one of the few land barges I'd seriously consider buying... if only to paint it black/white and be THAT cunt.

I am no such thing!

That was the specific image we were talking about. Unless there was some conversation I missed...

This

Look at that butt and those legs!

That gif made me kill myself. I'm back now. Fuck you dad.

What are you, straight? Fucking fag.

But you're the cute one and Galil is a fox
Yeah
I pressed shuffle on Spotify and it was just 2 classical sounding songs, then suddenly some demon voice screamo, kek.
Not really my taste so far, I'll try Blackwater Park before leaving though.
ONE
HUNDRED
PERCENT
ERECT

no
i'll suck you off if you want

I already did you hetero fucking poofter. Go back to fucking chicks you weird cunt. I love you.

Heaving it black and white in California is illegal unless you put a big X on the doors. Some other states have then laws to. And if you ever do anything stupid it wont be hard to find a black and white in the city that doesnt use that color.
Also if you do buy one go with the 06 and up for the newer cluster. And the lowest year to go would be the 04. I myself want a 06+

If I'm cute than Galil is a cat and a crappy gun!

Whose are this sensational legs?
I wanna know the detail

I drank too much last night and now I'm paying the ultimate price.
Anyone else wishing they were dead today?

It was a conversation you missed. Kyouko had a butt pic of Kyouko. I was not ready for this.

Songwise? The Drapery Falls is one of their more famous. They're all very talented, it's just whether or not their style strikes you.

Galil
>pic related

>Paying what is owed
Understanding, but no pity.

>Da Suika

youtube.com/watch?v=b6_EYcRfBOE

Cat ear Koume is just.... the best

I'm done.

Ya, not cute at all! Unlike yours which are super cute!

WHY?!

Hmmm, I guess that law makes sense. I would assume it would only be for certain schemes though, right? Like if I wanted to go with the panda Trueno scheme, I wouldn't need the Xs, ya?
>New cluster
But old clusters have such a charm to them!
>Pic related, my cluster

They are mine. I took that a while ago, and I found it again recently.

Well you should have been prepared.

Heading home now, please save replies for me when I get there.

I went to the English school and I noticed my poorness of English conversation…and lack of ability of finding good topics which attract someone.
I wish I could be dead and reborn as a good commander of jokes and cool conversation

Breddy gud 1/1.

Here's some music for the non-screamos.
youtube.com/watch?v=mRW1WN5YiR8
>P5!

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Q: What did the orange say to the banana?

A: I fucking hate you.

I have others...but they are a little lewd. That's the only other one I could find. Plenty of regular Koume though

YOU TALK AND YOU TALK, YOU PREACH AND BITCH BUT YOUR WORDS DONT MEAN A THING
YOU GET WHAT YOU GIVE, YOU GIVE WHAT YOU GET
JUST THE WAY ITS ALWAYS BEEN

I choose death before dishonor
I'd rather die than live down on my knees
Bury me like a soldier, WITH MY DIGNITY
IM TEARING MYSELF APART
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
Not really, but I may be later.We had some extremely mouth meltingly hot salsa yesterday and I drank a whole bowl of it when my brother said I was too much of a pussy to eat any.
Good thing I'm using his bathroom later
>That filename
Rood!
But they aren't really my style tbh
Take it as a compliment ;^)
Your main problems are that you put words in the wrong order sometimes and you are WAY too formal.

Can you not post as me
People may get confused
That butt is so cute I would smash it!

She also from ... Idolsomething?

I appreciate you not posting lewds. It's the sign of higher intelligence.

lang-8 dot com. Seriously. Improved my Japanese reading a ton.

It's nice to disagree with someone about music and not hear "Don't like what I don't like!"

Tool? Iron Maiden?

Not that I don't deserve it. I can have regrets though.

I'm with you there.
I can hold a conversation but mainly bore whoever I'm talking to.

Bad move.
Was it at least delicious?

Mikasa claimed :3

Attack on Titan is shit

>see pic

Yours?OMG…I have to return my certificate that shows I am hetro
I admit I often made a mistake about the word,such as missing words or mistaking the meaning of words,but I don't make often order mistakes,I think.
I mean to do it as my textbook says,though jap's textbook is retarded and told us too old information to use in this time

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Black X6 phantom
White X6 panda

You can. Also Stocking a good waifu, so forgiveness. Are you ESL?

The knife that Mikasa uses to kill her parents is the best character in that show.

I don't remember asking you about your imperfections
You might win one battle
But know this, I'LL WIN THE FUCKING WAR

STEP TO ME, STEP TO ME MOTHERFUCKER
ZIP YOUR LIP, YOU'VE RUN OUT OF TIME
STEP TO ME, STEP TO ME MOTHERFUCKER
TALK THE TALK, NOW WALK THE LINE
I like Tool some, but don't really listen to them for some reason.
Never really like Iron Maiden.
>but I don't make often order mistakes,I think
Ironically, you made one right there.It should be "But I don't think I make order mistakes often"
It was very delicious
>I can feel it sliding throughout my intestines

Fuck

I need some names of anime traps
Here is what I have
>Pico
>Felix
>Rider of Black

Awh, thank you!
Your waifu is super cute~ I love that picture!
I'm not ESL~

I hope you're ready.
Hades is waiting to make you burn.

Saya

Me and compliment should not be in the same sentence!

EH?!?!

Gotta say, I prefer the older one.
>Automatic
Ew.

EHH?!

What?

So now I'm dumb too?
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Umm…I should write as the English books say?I made the sentence like oral conversations.
My dictionary says the word "often" should be put before verbs usually and to emphasize it can be placed at the top or bottom of the sentence.
This is my mistake,I have to acknowledge

I'd fuck your butt, that's a compliment right?
I hope he's ready to be locked out of his bathroom for an hour and for his whole room to smell like melted ass
The dictionary is formally correct, but when speaking English, formal is only for conversations that are well, formal.So in a business meeting, do that, but when posting on Cred Forums, do what I said.

>First person to call Suika cute~
IMMEDIATE FRIENDS

Oh settle down. You only lewd to antagonize me. You are very strangely down on yourself.
>headpat

lang-8 dot com, I'm telling you m8. It has worked wonders for me.

Then do this.
youtube.com/watch?v=KrG29DPVVFw

No homo of course, cutie!
Its not like I take delight in cute trap butt!

>Didn't reply to me
hellodarknessmyoldfriendivecomtotalkwithyouagain.jpg
Its not gay unless the trap is doing the fucking

Hi Alice

Add Hideyoshi Kinoshita,plz
>EHH you will be faggot?
I'd love to say I don't intend to,but the legs are "his" right?
Ok,it seemed that my way of posting is confusing to read,I'll be careful from now on
Oh that sounds great
Will check it

Settle down guncat. I still love you. Here is a reply just for you.

Hello Doctor

I wanna be "facking-to-the-gate" of Kurisuteena
Speaking of traps I have to take the name of ruka

youtube.com/watch?v=jn5X2PCxVBU

Thanks, I'm making a folder of anime traps.
>Pico
>Felix
>Rider of Black
>Saya
>Hideyoshi Kinoshita

Yeah, that's better than your other posts.
Also, I've never met a Nip that was good at English so you're probably fine tbh.
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Taking shower, be back in a bit

Can I hop in with you?

let me fuck your cunt dry bitch

Horny bastard.

>But I don't have elf ears.

See you soon!

It is, and something I would probably enjoy. But why?! It's not cute at all!

I have a positive outlook on life in general, but my self esteem is so low that I feel the need to insult myself often.

Not bad at all. Sounds like popcorn!

If you do, then you should state at your own butt!
And I am not cute!

They are. I think I have the red and black pair around here somewhere... I'll post it later when I get back on a computer.

The main antagonist of Mariaholic. Nearly the whole fucking cast of Secret Princess Himegoto. Ryou and Saki from Indolmaster. I could name a bunch if I was on my desktop looking at all my series.

My water is out you retard

TRIPS MEANS SHAG

Poor cunt.

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>Shag
Are you fucking British?

Here
>Not cute
It's cute enough that I would anally ravage you, and I have high standards for traps.
Maybe he just wants a new carpet

I like you. Otherwise I wouldn't talk to you -every- time I see you.
>Maybe don't jerk off at work, though.

>U NO HU

hurr arr u fukin autistoc?

I earn $290k a year in british money here in the UK doin fuck all but telling boats when to come in ,fuckall you

His own fault. Gotta face the consequences.

No way!
How are you constantly being called cute?!

>the black and red pair
Oh no is Cred Forums truely a heaven for the traps?

This song of fripside's is what I listen to enthusiastically
youtube.com/watch?v=6YrfB2O2Glc

There fun cars. But that was also a chevy swapped one. Id be happy just to have another. Know anyone who wants to buy a lancer?

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>how are you constantly being called cute?!
I meant "aren't".

You are cute!
My butt is too manly

you realise they're just pictures of anime and will never marry you right

FUCKING CHINESE MUSIC

youtube.com/watch?v=Jtd5ZMBLoFI

Do you know me

You realise we're not looking for your approval, right?

I earn 2 million usd a year, you can trust me, I'm on the internet.

Poor kike.

Yes. Most of us realize this, if not all of us.

A Shag in Football fucks the ball?

I'm donald trump

Poor kike

Haha trolled you all autists

O-Oh! Well then!

I don't think anyone has ever called Suika cute.

claimed

m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8oCoObsxGg

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Nigger

Poor weeb

Suika a cute!
Do I get a high-five and a turbomansion?

Hey you so retarded that you can't distinguish Japanese from Chinese

Don't tell me that for the western it sounds the same

If my waifu doesn't marry me,the existence of hers in my mind help me live,that's all.

I'm a Navy Seal trained in Gorilla warfare

Poor civilian

ok

No?

>not knowing about the chinese cartoons meme
HOLY FUCK YOU'RE NEW
GET OFF MY KURDISH UNDERWATER BASKET-WEAVING FORIM

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I want a lancer

Only partly true
I've called her cute before

2002

Post lewds

O-oh my...

Heh, thanks. And I know, I don't do it often. I try not to do it at all, but if I'm sitting there with a stiffy for an hour and a half, by fuck I'm gunna go get rid of it.

It is. But ya, it's on my desktop. Not on my phone. Sorry.

An LS1 swap I assume?
And shit, as much as I love my drifting, I'd love to have a Lancer. What year? Trim? Stick or auto? Any mods?

I am not! Your legs suggest otherwise!

>No one calls Suika a cute
I never felt a need to state the obvious, m8.

2134
Nice number btw

Why don't call Suika cute?Besides her,Characters in Touhou project are so cute

What a cutie

triple
1963

Best number is 53 tho

27 is nice

Dude, you are LITERALLY on here 24/7 making one thread after another once they hit the image limit.

Do you sleep? Do you shower? Do you leave the house? Do you even have any friends?

You may be awesome on here because you provide the board with these threads but offline, bro I'm seriously concerned about you.

42 has its merits

It was a 5.3 swap with a Ls6 cam.

08 GTS paddle shifters, leather seats, Build in GPS with hard drive and bluetooth. 500watt kicker sound system. Car is all stock. Engine and exhaust.

Also why the fuck is there a 2MB upload size now?

you who are attending here is the same faggot

naturally
i like 2147483647

My legs may be nice but my butt isn't! It's hairy and flat.

The Rugachan is too NEET to have friends or family tbh

Pretty sad I know

>too NEET to have family
What does that even mean? How is that possible?

It's a bot, idiot.

The fuck? That doesn't even make sense.

I just happened to make an observation when ever I come to Cred Forums I see the same guy making the same thread.

if these threads are made by bots then they aren't allowed anywhere on Cred Forums. good job you just ruined these threads for everybody.

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