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10/10 kek'd

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Keep em coming, need a good greentext thread every now and then for the keks

Das new. 10/10 mane

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>Be me
>Basement Dweller
>Guy calls me looking for Kim
>mynamesnotkim.triggered
>About to tell him he's got the wrong person
>Stops
>"Yeah... Kim's here. Why?"
>Explains she might be suicidal, panic rising in his voice
>ohshitwhatdoido
>Spaghetti falls out everywhere trying to figure out how to comfort him
>"I mean... Ripperoni in Pepperoni"
>Silence both ends
>I hang up

never ask me for life advice

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classic but always hurts

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That a real dead body? Why would you put a dead body in your freezer that's just incriminating...

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You can't always dispose of it, so you have to store it for a while and there is no smell involved with a freezer

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