Keep em coming, need a good greentext thread every now and then for the keks
Jackson Cox
Das new. 10/10 mane
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Christian Cook
>Be me >Basement Dweller >Guy calls me looking for Kim >mynamesnotkim.triggered >About to tell him he's got the wrong person >Stops >"Yeah... Kim's here. Why?" >Explains she might be suicidal, panic rising in his voice >ohshitwhatdoido >Spaghetti falls out everywhere trying to figure out how to comfort him >"I mean... Ripperoni in Pepperoni" >Silence both ends >I hang up
never ask me for life advice
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Colton Rodriguez
classic but always hurts
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Oliver Flores
Top kek
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Nathan Rogers
rofl
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Robert Rodriguez
That a real dead body? Why would you put a dead body in your freezer that's just incriminating...
Brody Morgan
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Joshua Martinez
You can't always dispose of it, so you have to store it for a while and there is no smell involved with a freezer