Things that probably only you do

Things that probably only you do.
>I'll start
> Everytime I enter the bathroom and lock the >door, I try to open it to make sure it's locked

>When I wipe my ass, I look at the poop on it so I see wether i have to wipe again or not

I do both those things, you're not a special snowflake. Anything you do, has already been done.

>Things that PROBABLY only you do

Okay, I pace around my living room hours at a time. I pose in the mirror about 50 times a day. Just to look. Can't help it. I wear the same clothes everyday.

When i masturbate, i always cum on my glass table then i get a straw and snort it all up. My friends eat off this table when they visit and i never clean it. I also reuse the straws

I am a giant faggot, and i am OP

I sometimes shit in peoples yards.

I do both of those things, the bathroom thing only when I'm out, though.

Everytime I leave my room to go downstairs I make the corna hand signal. I freestyle rap in the shower, it's always about fucking someone's mom. Halfway through a fapping session I remember how my mom walked in on me fapping and it imediatly makes my dick go soft. I sniff the toilet paper after wiping my ass. I only ever piss in the sink, never the toilet. I get my girlfriend to punch me as hard as she can. If anyone ever pisses me off or crosses my path I'll wait about 2 years then I'll start a project to make their lives a misery. When I'm lifting weights in my bedroom I make a slideshow of pictures of people I hate and cast it to my tv, the anger gives me more energy and make me lift more.

Bending down and smelling my own farts

I fart in work when I'm surrounded by colleagues. They're always silent farts and I love how awkward it makes everybody, they never mention the smell but i can tell they're aware of it

How would you know if you were done if you didn't look?

you're fucking weird bro

I know. I want to be normal though

I like to masturbate over pornography

I do both of those...or tty common thing to do, dumb ass

You sound like a fucking serial killer.

I'm not. I'm quite sympathetic and caring but i hate assholes who fuck with me for no reason or be an asshole because I will seek revenge. I do have a bad temper but I've learned to channel it more

you're a proper faggot mate. watch my image while u lift.

> (You)
>you're a proper faggot mate. watch my image while u lift.

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Everybody says the same fucking thing. You're not special fag

I know I'm not special. It's people who think they're special that annoys me

your new name is cumbubble princess.

thats just stolen from american psycho

You've got a keen eye.

I'm special.

Newfag detected

I like to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all outta gum

Truly I tell you, if anyone says to this mountain, 'Go, throw yourself into the sea,' and does not doubt in their heart but believes that what they say will happen, it will be done for them.

Everyone does that. Fag.

Checking that doors are locked, and looking at the tissue to see if you need to wipe more? Could you have chosen two more common things? Either this is a troll or you are about 15 years old and still think you are special.

>I want you to punch me as hard as you can

>I wear the same clothes everyday
Okay that's pretty fucking weird. How often do you wash them?

Sometimes I'll recite conversations or monologues out loud of me telling a story to someone, I also will pace around my house and talk to myself about things going on in my life and what I need to do to improve myself