What kind of student were you in high school?

You mean a bullied faggot that's only oasis is to act overly gay to be seen as the "token gay guy" to mitigate some of the bullying. Do you have any pride as a man?

Got suspended for 3 days with house arrest with threats of trying to start a school shooting with plans with .pdf files

Honors roll every year, top 3% of my class every year, lettered in academics and softball. Very shy no friends always was the quiet kid in the back of the room. Never missed a day and was never late.

I was like you, but there's still hope. You can still turn your life around and become an embittered alcoholic who routinely gets disciplined at work for constantly fucking up. Now go out and make your parents proud!

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>2016
>still in school
>on Cred Forums

Underage b&

Wasn't bad. My freshman year I failed most classes because I had a little freedom and didn't show. Got my act together and was an A or B student which doesn't mean much but stuck to it and graduated on time. Sometimes you have to fuck up to realize you're in the wrong.

Never did homework. If I couldn't finish it at school, I didn't do it. Made up for it by acing tests.

Drunk every other weekend my last two years.

Graduated with 3.9 GPA without a work ethic or study havits, which proved to be a problem later.

>played team sports
>no friends

Honor roll/Merit Roll
0 days detention
2 days In school suspension and banned from library computers for remainder of semester for 'hacking' the password to the website filter so I could go to my anime forum and game sites.
Got along well with teachers, small group of 4-5 friends, didn't give a fuck about anyone else.

That was back in 2001-2003.

Pic related.

The kind that crawled on flo

The kind that wasn't there. I'm white and everything I just took a test to graduate early and became a NEET

...

I crawled on the flo & walked really slowely

>underage b&
The term boypussy is very recent and almost exclusive to a handful of websites.

If you behave that way in highschool, the only way you didn't get either beaten or ridiculed into isolation is if your underage.

Reality isn't as accepting as your tv shows have led you to believe.

Went to like 10 parties
threeway makeout sesh @ 1

During junior era i would act high

Cmon ppl it was supposed to b the time of our lives lets hear sum dirt

I was a state ap scholar and a varsity athlete that played pokemon with our table top club. also a jrotcfag

Now that I'm in college, everyone is smarter, stronger and better at pokemon
:^(

Fuck Bess. I remember that little bitch. That shit was installed everywhere.

I would use a redirect so I could visit my sites. I forgot how I did it. But it was extremely simple. I think it was some sort of proxy site.

I was in a relationship all 4 years of high school. I pretty much wasted my time.

After i lost all my friends i was vulnerable. They dropped me. Then upperclassmen would incessantly talk to me and call me an embarassing nickname they came up with. I was presenting a project & 1 guy (the main 1) was like (my name is robert) "Wobby"

Think Wobby is bad? My nickname was Mesticles which is a play off my last name. At first hated it but then just accepted it and it was a non issue.

I was also in a band, my drummer would never show-so it was just me & the bassist
At my second, his first, semester of college (i graduated early) he was living in the dorms and i really wanted to hang out there and he said we would but would only call me to jam so i told him "we're not really friends" and that was the end

Basically me, except I barely passed Freshman year. Also took AP Calc in Junior year, and a bunch of advanced History classes.

I think if they had been openly hating it wouldv been worse
but they did shit like ask what i did that weekend and id b like, cuz i had, i went to that party and we talked.
theyd say they didnt remember

A shit one. I graduated in 1995. I wore a trench coat every day even the summer and played doom all the time. I also had a friend who did the same. We were like one inch away from being Eric and dylan of columbine massacre fame.

I'm glad I grew out of that phase and became a successful adult. I will never let anyone see my yearbook I've never even shown it to my wife. My greatest fear is that someone will post pictures of me from then on social media.

Once my ex friend who an hero'd and i stole a fire extinguisher from school

Dave?

They may be your team mates, doesn't mean they have to be your friends. Wasn't popular like all the other varsity players .

Hockey and football player. Never hung out with them passed games and practice. Can confirm.

>honor roll students
>top x% of my class
>BROWSING Cred Forums

The school basketball team went 2 state in madison & i had been alienated from my group of friends who were coed staying in a hotel. I ended up driving there & back two times. Wish i'd gotten 2 party

Class of 88

>Played Football
>Played Lacrosse
>Pitched Quarters
>Played Handball
>Went to Homeroom
>Cut the rest of the day
>Drink Beer

High School was faggotville. Hurt people paying football and lacrosse after school, make money during it, and get tore up on the weekends.

I cant remember but i think wauwatosa east won

(My)

No

Steve?

oh trust me, my sweet ass got beaten on the regular. it's what made me the thirsty slut i am today

>become a neet
>graduate early

You fucks need to put more thought into your lies

Lazy but smart.
Hated homework, hated the repetitious shit teaching they did, because you gotta teach to the lowest common denominator kids.
Always scored As on tests, usually had failing on homework because I didn't want nor need to do it.
Overall was a B/C or so average student because teachers hated the fact I didn't follow their rules and do what they wanted me to do.

Valedictorian.

Underage b& confirmed
You should join the Tumblr army before it's too late.

Professional.victim is the only retirement plan you have a hope for

i was someone who barely got any attention at all. i was quite and pretty much left out. i had good grades though without doing much.

Cred Forums may be wretched, but it's hardly NOT entertaining

Phil?

>be me, ages 13 - 17
>somehow managed to make all my teachers like me while simultaneously not really giving a shit about any course material.
>had a ridiculously deep, gravely voice starting the summer before grade 9. It was so out of place that I had teachers ask me if I was sick/a smoker at first.
>whenever I had classes where we were asked to read something alloud, I was almost always made to read at least half of that shit by female teachers.
>everyone in the class, even the ratchet kids would shut the fuck up to listen to me read.
>handed in about 1/4 of all assignments assigned but managed to pass everything off of test marks alone.
>wasn't really that big of a kid, went from 5'8 to 6'0 throughout highschool, and I only weighed 145lbs in my senior year.
>Somehow still managed to never get into a single fight despite straight up shit talking random niggers and etc that I didnt know for no reason.
>my friends would tell me that I always looked like I wanted to beat the shit out of someone, so maybe that had to do with it.
>had a weird ass group of friends that all had different interests but similar mindsets so we were tight.
>ended up having to take extra courses after grade 12 year because I purposely failed art, physics, and science.

Honestly was a pretty chill time.

Got arrested every year, spent most of my time in ISS detention centers. Got a decent story about me selling bars to my trig teacher senior year if anyone cares to hear it.

Michelle?

Thanks user, played softball with all the popular kids loved the sport not the people

Now I wanna hear your voice lol

[spoiler] Gay [/spoiler]

I always had mints. You need a mint? Come to me. Your nasty ass didnt brush your teeth? I gotchu covered. Wanna kiss your girl but your scared your breath stink? Here, have a mint. They called me Mark The Mint Man

Well, since grade school everyone thought I was a nerd, and either completely ignored me or if I tried to engage, or sometimes just out of nowhere, the guys would either beat me up or threaten to, and the girls would insult me loudly to impress their friends or throw paper and crap at me, so with those options to choose from, I kept to myself, didn't participate in school, had shit grades, stopped going in my sr year, and just spent my time riding my bike in the country and fishing. Never been to a party, never trusted anyone enough to date, took a factory job, was depressed and suicidal til 27, when I got in my car and left, moved across the country, emulated the behavior and attitudes of the well-adjusted, and went back to school, started my own company, and fucked bitches. No one who knows me today knows how close I came to committing mass murdering killing sprees.

must have been in 4th or 5th grade
> be me
>decide i need a way to make mmoney
> fucking print porn pictures out and sell them for 2 dollars each at school
> one of the kids gets caught looking at it in class and instantly tells the teacher I was the one who sold it to him
>get called out of the class at the end of the day
>sent to alternate juvenile school for 2 weeks with the other student who got caught

luckily that shit only stayed on my record for a year

Pretty bad, actually.

I was that student who was always going on about anime and vidya games, barely passed his classes and was content with getting low C's and D's if it meant not having to repeat the courses. Home-life wasn't great, as I would always get into arguments over stupid shit with my parents. Instead of getting the help I needed in maths and science courses, I'd be doing yard work, or having to go visit my biological dad's side of the family all the time because my mom felt I "should get to know them." Funny, because now as an adult, they barely keep any semblance of contact with me, and I with them. Parents never wanted me to go to college, saying that the military would be better...thus, forcing me to join after graduation, by having me take JROTC for the first two years of high school, then having to sign up for the Delayed Entry Program into the Air Force at the end of 11th grade (joined 9 days after finishing 12th).

I'd often wear Hawaiian shirts and sweat pants (parents didn't like me wearing all black all the time, which I do now as an adult), up until about 11th grade when I switched to mostly Nintendo and anime shirts from Hot Topic. I never took school seriously enough, because I was never pushed to do so ("getting C's and D's is fine, as long as you just pass"), and school itself was an 8-hour escape from surprise chores and/or working on broken lawn mowers with my step-dad.

Had 1 gf the whole time, who was a hamplanet with a shitty personality (found that out later). A lot of nasty rumors were spread about me throughout the school, anywhere from the idea that I'd date 'anybody' to the notion that I used to touch children in my parents' basement, do black magick, and have wild, drug-filled sex parties.

The only thing I had in common with them was the sport itself which I didn't think was enough for a friendship. It was fun to bs but not to sorround myself with them. Sounds edgy but whatever.

And Doublemint Dave was your dad, huh?

Vocaroo voice or gtfo

Go for it

The awkward nerd that passed with 100 every time. No friends at all, just end up staring at the floor most of the time. Parents were rich so I had plenty of video games. Nobody fucked with me. Skipped a class. Small, scrawny nerd glasses. Pretty chill. Wish I'd had a friend though.

Roll with the jokes you faggot
What's to gain by attacking them?

>he made a reference to an old funny
>better be a dick about it
That's you

To add to this

I had friends, both fake and genuine. The fake friends were the ones who were laughing AT me as I made a fool of myself, going on and on about Nintendo, sex, and anime all the time instead of actually taking my studies seriously. My genuine friends were more or less like me; I had actual friends from a number of different backgrounds: the jocks, the computer geeks, the rednecks, the "crunks," the yuppies, etc. These days, most of them don't even talk to me anymore. We're added on FB, but they now have wives, kids, careers, etc.

No. Doublemint Dave was the lying thieving nigger who spread a rumor that my mints where ways kept inside of a garbage bag. FUCK YOU DAVE YOU FUCKING NIGGER. YOU KNOW GOD DAMN WELL I HAD MY MINTS INSIDE TINS. THE ONLY REASON WHY HE FUCKING DID THAT IS BECAUSE THAT FILTHY WORTHLESS NIGGER ALWAYS WANTED TO HANG OUT. FUCK YOU DAVE. FUCK YOU YOU GOD DAMN NIGGER. I HOPE SOMEONE FUCKING SHOOTS YOUR KID DEAD IN THE GOD DAMN STREETS

Nice dubs

youtube.com/watch?v=4gzfQ7NSs1c

Was hard working kid for a few years, then depression hit me in my mid teens so I skipped a lot of school and just dropped out eventually.
Still got better qualifications than most of the cunts I went to school with though not that high school means fuck all to an employer

>Doublemint Dave
You went to school with comic book characters.

Nice autism
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Lazy honors student

It's always graet when somebody's to stupid to realize they are the stupid one

Lurk moar faggot

You seem upset.

>u mad bro
The sure sign of a true idiot

High on morphine every day that I turned up, which was 40% of the time.
I did well though.

I lived on a farm in the middle of nowhere with a raging alcoholic stepfather who threw stuff at my mom and threatened her life regularly. It was a 45 minute bus ride every day and I made only one friend the entire time I was there, so I didn't do so well.

>be me
>senior year
>back in class for the first time in 3 months
>trig teacher always been cool with me
>didnt turn me in for starting a fight in class
>He seems less happy than the last time i saw him
>Divorce.jpg
>damn
>couple more weeks go by and hes getting a bit more sad every day
>we start hanging after class talking about cars
>feel comfortable around him so i pop some bars in front of him
>gives me the drugs are bad speech
>tells me about smoking pot as a kid
>asks me what xanax is like
>give a pretty vague description of the high
>asks if he can try some
>sure whatever, i get em cheaper than tictacs
>leave after selling him 5 for 10
Should have known he wouldnt know what to do with them. I can only guess he took all of them because he ran his car through a gas station store front and had an open bottle of gin with him. Never saw him again after that. Mad respeck to him tho cause he for sure didnt snitch on me. Now that im typing this out im going to look in on him.

This guy is a typical swagfag wearing idiot that listens to Drake ando sags his pants

I remember those

That sounds just like me. I'm college now trying to move passed all the bad high school memories. 1 gf in high school, chubby and shit personality that I found out about after. Also same with the rumors and shit talking behind my back.

I was an ESL student that didn't speak any English, fast forward to now, have 2 masters degrees married and have 2 kids

A creative and witty one. Smart.

went to a top 5 school in US, very academic with lots of asians.

was always extremely smart but pretty naive about social life in those years as well as how to carry oneself, didn't realize i was probably cancerous and annoying to a lot of ppl so i ended up having at least a couple ppl hate me

i was also always immature compared to the cool kids and behind on trends and shit and wasn't as social so i just didn't get it or get invited to any of the cool shit, no parties, no drugs, etc. didn't even see a marijuana in its natural habitat til 19

School was fine but I should have tried harder to figure out what I enjoy rather than what's easy to pass. Britbong here.

11-16 I was a bit of a social chameleon who could hang out with most groups but preferred hanging out with the nerdy kids, more so when I got into Mmorpgs and WC3 at 14 years old. Got into some fights but was trained in martial arts from the age of 5 so came off better. Only had a problem with my art teacher who I threatened with a stanley knife one lesson after she "lost" my entire terms work and tried to make me do it again.

16-18 education I chose topics I didn't really care about but that I was naturally good at, English literature and language, art and history passed all these with ease whilst banging a few girls. No fights, made some of my best friends to this day (27 now).

University was shit, I chose a subject I didn't care about (archaeology) just because I liked history and I thought it'd be easy and was told that If you can go to uni you should. didn't get on with anyone, didn't move out of my home city so lived with parents, didn't make friends or go out but persisted till I graduated.

Educational years were pretty lame to be honest.

What is Marijuanas natural habitat? One of the various tool boxes in my garage?

kek

i never saw it in person til i finally smoked w/ some friends. literally had never smelled or seen it and I live in a pretty weed friendly state

Was pretty good, had a best friend called cameron and a hot girlfriend. one time we had the day off school, well cameron was sick but I convinced him to come out, I faked sick and my mom totally bought it. We took camerons dads sports car out and it was cool, ended up eating at a fine restaurant and the day was prety chill. Topped it off by singing in the parade. Cameron killed himself a few years after we graduated, I fucked his mom at the funeral.