Waifu claiming thread

Here is my embarrassed face

>Suika

Miho claimed

This is my lancer since Cred Forums wont let me upload a file over 2MB.

imgur.com/LqgUkla

Yeah im flat fucking broke.

Best Idol claimed

Figure it out.

boku no pico

You're not best idol.

Cute
I was going to say best idol is Rin, but trips...

Mai claimed

darude sandstorm

Thread is made by a bot

Violating the rules of Cred Forums

You smell like shit faggot how's your parents beating you going?

Trips confirm Koume is best Idol
My trips say that I am
Your's is cute unlike mine. My ass is almost Hank's ass

beep boop I'm a bot

Kyoubot will rule the whole of Cred Forums.

And this one was made by Sachii, who I can confirm is not a bot...
Someone will make a thread whether it be a bot or not

That's not how it works. Best idol is Maki.

5

Tomoka claim
I'll take a shower and sleep
bye

dont die

Sleep nicely.

Well opinions are opinions
But we can all agree yours doesn't matter :^)

byeo byeo

That's the only butt pic I have ever taken, and the only one I ever will.
> Have a leg pic I took. It has my helmet in it as proof it's actually me.

A cute.

It looks to be in impeccable shape. You won't get as much, but why not sell it off to a stealership?

ARE YOU SAYING HANKS ASS ISNT CUTE?!

i did figure out that its an edit of denpa onna

But, that's his nickname. His nickname is best idol. What do you not understand?

you sure i'm not a bot?

U R THO

I going to the one i bought it from tomorrow. But i dont think i'll even get $4500 for it at the dealer.

Koume is still superior
beep boop
It's not...

But it has a heart of GOLD!

I'm hetero, but I dig the socks. I wish heteros weren't "breaking the mold" wearing socks like that.
I also really dig the helmet.
>Gym tho

Kyoubot will protect us with her gun turrets and search algorithms.

Cancerbot.

>No more butt pics
Sad
At least I got some sexy leg pics now though.
Nice helmet BTW, would facefuck a trap who was wearing it.

Hi.

God damn it forgot the pic

Looking for moe anime traps
List so far:
>Pico
>Felix
>Rider of Black
>Saya
>Hideyoshi Kinoshita

Will be making a lewd folder and a regular folder

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Fuck a bitch mouth until her fucking face cave in

Rukako isn't a trap though, she becomes canon female. Actually... Fuck. I'm confused.

AM I THO
boop beep
It could be worse
no traps are moe

Useless lil bitch/10

Well, $4,500 is better then nothing. You could try posting it around, although if you've already done that, which I assume you have, then this may be the only choice. Especially if you need the money soon.

Lies!

I've worn them out in public before... then again, when I've cross dressed in public, that doesn't say much.

>Facefuck
Just making me more and more turned on over here dammit!
Maybe one day I'll take more. But it's not gunna be any time soon.
>I lied, I have one more on the desktop. But it's more...heh...bunny.

I'm pretty sure. I may be mistaken though!

Meant more

YES U R

Yes?

Shirohiiiiiiiiiiii

>Zuiga Iboogi

I have it posted a few places. Buts after 3 months of no calls. And seeing how i dont have a job i cant have the rest moved to a personal loan.

How're you doing today?

>maximum file size allowed is 2 mb
When the shit did this happen?

Traps are fucking gay.

You go for a manly man or you go fucking home you massive vaginas

Hiroshim00t nuked Cred Forums like japan got nuked

>calls people gay
>is straight
Wow what a fag.

Manly men are gayer than traps
At least they LOOK like girls

Not dead
However im gonna pass out soon
How's everyone

ceiling

I didn't even say what's up?
Fucking tard

I no rite. What the cunt?

I'm okay. Suika was called cute! Breddy gud. How about you?

Then ya, that's probably your only hope now.

I'm doing pretty good, but tired. I think I'll buy a poster of Shiro today now that I have money to spend.
Read above.
Suika is pretty cute.

>jokes

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Just because I like vaginas

That''s the joke

You're not funny Sachi.

*hugs*

not sachi you fucking nerd :o

the same for you

Im still fucked...

Kitty!

That sounds like a Sachi thing to say, Mr Sachi

Hello Yuno

Oh that's a cool idea
I'm guessing you have money because you recently had your birthday
How was it?
If this honestly is your defence just fucking kill yourself
Hey Alice
How's your Sunday?

I hate people that don't believe in God.

claim

Indeed.
The birthday was good.

okay im sachi then

wo

Not all cancer is bad.

Bad. In pain, and I likely have the flu where I thought it was just a cold. If I miss school tomorrow, heads will roll
>pats the nekomura

That's good to hear
Did anything cool?

>705358027
You're not worth my time

Mashiro

No.
What is it?

cus i said ceiling

yeah dude totally if your defense for making a joke is that you made a joke then you should fucking kill yourself dude

what are you a fucking sperg dude? making jokes? pffft, pffft

Did you downloaded it?

but cancer is still cancer
*hug*
discount klonata? :o

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xd

no im user but okay sure

>You're not worth my time
>Replies anyway.

Oh that sucks, flu causing the pain or is it something else?
If it makes you feel any better I'm not attending school tomorrow as well
Any reason you can't miss anything?

>>705358382
>xd
Woah there, did you just type those letters and dirrected them at me through the internet?

just fucking kill yourself man, you're not worth my time

wo

This anime made me feel like a heretic, nice claim
Hello
It's from the flu. I hurt a bit in the morning usually but this is lingering in my joints. Tylenol doesn't seem to have helped at all
I have a circuits lecture/lab. If I miss a day, I need to do 2 labs the next time and try to figure out the obscure notes he posts online

Still here, Syndra?

>Suika

Just watched a football game, in which the team I was cheering for won.

hug

So have you decided?
What do you mean? Im always here.

thank mr user

Ah that sucks, that's a pretty bad flu though
You went to the doctor right? Didn't he give any medicine?
That's pretty annoying, do you know what you're going to do already in lab or is it told when you're there?
Also I hate when teachers say they post it online but then it's a fucking mess
Oh they won again, that's a pretty nice streak
Also where were you planning to buy this poster?

What are you up to, then, Miz Kyoubot 2.0?

Just suck my dick already

already have

do you need a hug?

Yep, the team is 4-0 now.
Redbubble is where I was going to buy it.

Not yet, I was playing league and now I'm a little busy.
>what was the name again?

lol

ive had 3 today i feel proud

i am become hugbox destroyer of thread

Didn't even feel shit, put some effort into it you lazy cunt

*hugs the user*

*hug* (・ω・)

*hug* (・ω・)

how are you meant to feel it when its so small togame?

Don't meme me up son.

(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

You could ask homu, or kyoko, or shiki, kirino, or yuuko.

they've all seen

（≧∇≦）thanks!

Nothing acually, just got back home.

you should have a dick fight with dongpasu

show me (・ω < )

I'm leaning towards yolo, but haven't quite come to a conclusion yet
I went to the doctor to get tested for strep throat. I don't think they give out stuff for the flu anyway.
The way it's structured, we have our lecture and then we go do a lab about what we learned in the lecture. And the notes he posts online are just the chicken scratch of his explanations during the lecture, so I have to try and decipher it

Sure, whose dick do I have to suck?

Not here you lewd little rascal

:c

suck your own

just take out a couple ribs

Denpa onna is your only hint.

Turn that frown upside down

I can somewhat easily suck my own dick actually

I have a bendable back I guess

Nicolas Jaar sirens

i can still take out a couple ribs for you

costs you a fiver and loss of kidney insurance is another 10

:ɔ

thats a smile not an upside down frown

beautiful

How much for a sex change operation?

how do i upside down frown?

i can do you a chris chan for 60

>(⌒▽⌒)

lik dis

ɔ:

Bend duck included?

Im not saying that you should do it, but you should do it.

you have to buy me shots first

Almost had to, off by 1!

How about I'll be your slave for a night?

gay

Fucking role playing cringe

that could work, but the gimp in my basement would get lonely

What do you have against Dungeons and Dragons?

No idea what your talking about, fuckboi

We could have a threesome

you really think my gimp has any sexual organs?

id just make you clean

only fuckboi I see right now is you, gaymo.

More anoning

Also hi

I'm going to bed you gay picture-less posters.

>goodbye you lurkers

heyo yuuko, how's it going?

goodnight, sleep well.

yo this is real nigga hours

Sleep nicely.

Yuuko-chan

Not you too
ɔ:

You're walking on eggshells kiddo

>

Went to sleep at 6:30 am and now I wake up and hear about g00k screwing up big time.

Goodnight

Local clam chowder is very good.
Enjoying your morning?

Nigga trips

Happy birthday beautiful. Did you have a lot of fun yesterday?

Miho
of chan
Hello there any news?

Hello again lurker
Sup?

does being a maid with no objective but to clean turn you on?

how straight can you get?

AND START BEING NICE TO EACH OTHER TONIGHT!!!

>actually bed now

Still fucked...

I don't want to hug the Togame user anymore.
The Togame user is a fucking doofus.
Thank you.
It was pretty fun, yea. Football game went well, team I was cheering for won. Think I'll buy a Shiro poster today now that I have money.

he was posting with pics before niggeh

go to school

I bet you'd like to walk on eggshells you perv

oh damn, clam chowder is the best. love that stuff.

so far it's been alright. my computer took over an hour to update which was stupid, and ate my wallpaper for some reason. it was a really nice art piece of the whale and bowl of petunias from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and I can't find it again. bums me out. I have other cool wallpapers of course but what a shame.

It's Sunday in America.

Hug box enabling faggot

cool

go to church

The Shiro user can suck on the Togame user's big bulbous penis, because he never even asked for any goddamn hugs to begin with

Why would I waste a good nutritious breakfast?

I'm sorry, I guess I'm just not qualified

Good advice

It'll make you strong.

Great! Sorry i missed you.yesterday.
Any good gits?

Dame you steve jobs.

Like this?
wallup.net/sky-whale-clouds-imagination-the-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy/

Even then the coice would be yours, i dont want to pull everyone in agains their will.
No.
Night.

eggshells are not for eating.

that is literally the exact one. you are the best, yuuko. thank you so much.

I don't like church.
I have totally asked for hugs. Faggot.
I just asked for money for presents, and that's what I got.

Please Take a seat

Trips cannot be denied

thats fine

thats right, youre 14

im going to shitpost in my dreams bye

You're already sounding like a college student.
I will give you a hug too

Oh well, no (You)'s for me then.
Nepu claim I guess.

Good point

I haven't, and that's what I said, so...

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Thank you very much, it's needed.
Hi.
Oh, you were referring to yourself. Well, you know you need hugs to live. It's necessary to thrive.

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Noice.
Hey, hope you had fun. How are you?

esdeath owns me

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hugs me

Hi

oh well in that case no thank you!
just kidding~

have another (you) nepnep

I make nothing but good points.

hello chen, how are you today?

Don't answer shiro

Don't answer autism

I did have fun. I'm doing pretty good, despite tiredness. Yourself?

youtube.com/watch?v=OYZ5GfUYEBo
Mad respect

Thank you~

You're very giving

Fuck niggers

Hugs are for the waifu though

>only fuckboi I see right now is you, gaymo.
I can see that you are on point with your observations

lel, this user is funny, I like this one.
Yes! The (You)'s make me stronk!
I'm very rekt. Thanks for asking.
Hey.

do you want to
P L A Y
P O K E M O N
G O
E V E R Y D A Y?

I'm a real sweetheart, yes yes.

but of course. I am always right after all.

hello how are you

Hello, just playing league and eating white chocolate. How about you?

hi nep

Teach me your ways

FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY

>Koume Koume Koume Koume

white chocolate is terrible! I prefer very dark chocolate myself, like 70-80% cocoa.
how are the games going? winning?

I woke up a while ago but my computer needed to do a massive update which was very annoying. tried to get on my laptop instead and it was ALSO updating. first world problems are indeed the most frustrating of all. now I'm just watching various things on my other monitor while I post here.

if I did that I wouldn't be super duper special anymore.

how sexist!

You did say that you would deny them if i asked for lewds.

Hello Chen, slept well?
I'm doing fine, what about you?
This is the only way in life.
Yes! Yes! Feed me!

Best drills here

Chen

I think the bitches get the money when you fuck them

Dino

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nice feet

Don't give a fuck
Damn right
They do, but I get more money

This is not the good type of cancer I mentioned, cancerbot.

nice meme

Good morning sweetie.

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well i have to take the family dog out so not to well ill be back

Look at the toes peeking

My little soldier can't be this cute

all the (you)'s you'll need

Good morning you sexy beast

beatrice is perfection, she is the best everything here~

ice cold. I like it.

then what is the good type of cancer? beep boop

Nice toes.
I really like this user, I love the (You) user.
Oh well, luck.
I really love this guy.

Ice cold like the protein smoothie I drink to keep fucking

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I don't know, anything that isn't forcefully spammed every thread.

wouldn't it be better to have it just chilled, so you can drink it fast and keep on fucking with minimal interruption?

I wanna forcefully spam homura chan, if you know what I mean.

don't think i have any good cancer then

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Anything interesting happen here?

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>uhoh

This is true. That is irrelevant with trips requiring me to sign the contract though

Nice feet

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I found a thing for you last night
>Alice

thread gettin' all kinds of lewd.

You're underestimating your cancer.

Spam her pictures? I know exactly what you feel.
Unless you meant something else, in that case you will have to sexplain better.

that actually exists...

WinAmp is nice, thank you for sharing this with me

Oh god, Alice, no.
>~

Go ahead and save it friend, it's all yours

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4 u

I'll give you the first one...the second one......idk

I love white chocolate and black aswell, depends on the mood, for me at least. Yes, I'm winning.

What are you watching?
I've been awake for the past hours, but thanks for asking. I've been fine. How about you?

Yooku

I have my trip on, you're smart enough to know I wouldn't reply to you like that.

Good moring to you, too.

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I'd never taint my folder with that garbage! >:^(

I commend this cancer as good cancer. For now.

Glad you're liking it, there used to be Cred Forums threads where everyone would share how their WinAmp UI was looking like but it's been a while since the last time there was one.

Then make a containment folder just to hold garbage pics.
If anything it will feel good when you shift delete it later on.

>sexplain better

I think you knew what the implication was, sloot.

a cute dressed in a bunny outfit grinding on a carrot? that's lewd.

sometimes I'm in the mood for milk chocolate, but never for white. the taste is not to my liking.
good good, hopefully you keep winning.

the original power puff girls, actually. it's quite amusing. I'm surprised at the level of adult humor they were able to sneak into this show at times. it's not like it's the best show ever or anything, but it's quite enjoyable.

morning, yuuki

You spelled cancer in a strange way

see

I've never been on Cred Forums. Only Cred Forums and /r9k/, my friend sends me some fph threads from /fit/ sometimes but that's the extent of my interaction there

Yumi

Courage the cowardly dog

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Pretty good, nothing much to say really.
Good Gardie.
You're so sweet (You) user!
>Neptune

I claim Felix from Re:Zero as my husbando.