what the fuck happend???

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> not my car bro :)

timestamp or faggot

>timestamp

WITNESSED

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Samsung

Vtac?

someone put gunpowder in the engine

Location looks like it may have been over the fuel rail

Jet fuel

What a cool car for the year. Personally I would like a 2004 STI, I love the bug-eye style.

Orbital government death laser test gone wrong

Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

Thermite?

Matt Damon got left behind somewhere else and had to science the shit out of your car to get home.

Elon Musk landed a rocket on it?

...

BTW if anyone actually cares this is what happens when you add a second turbo that is from the internet and do not wire it right, get in an accident and you are using 95 octane fuel.

Why didnt you go with faggot? Either way i dont see how a timestamp or a faggot would do this.

Samsung s7

Or right...

Or...NOT m8

RIP In Peace, Paul Walker

>when you add a second turbo
>do not wire it right
>wire it in right
>wire it in
>wire it
>turbo
>wire it in

How do you expect to configure the boost? if you are boosting too much it will blow your engine.

How do you accidentally light thermite? Doesn't that stuff need like 500+° to start burning?

Its not my car dude

Mechanical wastegate

yea, you don't wire a turbo

thermite. I feel like people just throw that word around because they saw/heard cool things about it at school.

mfw its literally just rust and aluminum.

an metheoryte from outer space

kek

I'm not amazing at these...but let's see if I can greentext this bad boy

>walking by car
>niceday.png
>see qt 3.14 wearing next to nothing
>instant diamonds
>not paying attention, drop my thermite on car
>frightened.webm
>accidentally drop magnesium strip into pile of thermite
>shit shit shit!!! what the fuck!
>try to clean it up
>accidentally make thermite into a pile with mag strip pointing straight up
>wake me up inside!
>not paying attention now...just fear
>hand torch lights without warning
>grill now staring at me like the faggot I am
>torch hits and stay on tip of mag strip
>whitelightwhiteheat.mp3
>accidentally not take out mag strip
>all of my wat
>car no more
>time flies when I'm a faggot

aka...thermite

...

You do if it's actually dad's leafblower.

Yes, but then you need his petrol generator in the boot too

>walking around with thermite, magnesium strips and a torch

probably a bomb

good call...lemme fix it

>walking around with thermite, magnesium strips and a torch
>pass by car
>niceday.png
>see qt 3.14 wearing next to nothing
>instant diamonds
>not paying attention, drop my thermite on car
>frightened.webm
>accidentally drop magnesium strip into pile of thermite
>shit shit shit!!! what the fuck!
>try to clean it up
>accidentally make thermite into a pile with mag strip pointing straight up
>wake me up inside!
>not paying attention now...just fear
>hand torch lights without warning
>grill now staring at me like the faggot I am
>torch hits and stay on tip of mag strip
>whitelightwhiteheat.mp3
>accidentally not take out mag strip
>all of my wat
>car no more
>time flies when I'm a faggot

I thought modern munitions were meant to be accurate? That refueller missed the filler cap by about 4" (100 mm)

call tow truck
'yeah, im stuck on hw 66 ... got a flat tire, can you send someone out?'

the tension on your piston return springs was way too high.

just listen to what this guy has to say

youtube.com/watch?v=rLDgQg6bq7o

wait, this happened in the US?

Nope....many are electric. Just need an inverter. Wanna be Paul Walkers go to great lengths to try and go fast. Ex: Paul Walker driving a Porsche.

The connecting rod heard the summons of its people and promptly answered the call.

Why the fuck would you leave a galaxy note 7 on the hood of your car?

This kills the honda

>topical post of the day

We all know what really happened here

looks to me like the battery exploded

engine exploded or meteorite hit

*ringlands intensifies*

yeah happens all the time
especially if you spilled your mcd coffee, get hit by an astronaut or a meteor, have an engine fire, built up friction on a rotator split and dont degaus the carbon buffer, travel with a samsung galaxy s7, have someone put gun power in your engine, use jet fuel, get targeted by gov death lazer or Elon Musk, saw lights that was actually swamp gas from a weather balloon trapped inside a thermal pocket and reflected light from Venus, travel with Matt Damon, add a second turbo from the internet and dont wire it right while using 95 octane fuel, set your piston return springs too high, have your connecting rob answer the call of its people, your battery explodes and especially when you are transporting thermite, magnesium strips and a torch

that's not a turbo legacy GT. No hood scoop, no intercooler. Sorry

Whatever type of car it is, the kid who installed the turbo or boost or whatever should have left it alone.

Quads

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