You're going to die, user. Any last words?

allahu akbar

The Game

Tomatoes are not fruit

Tell me is even loaded ?

PEPE

I like trains

THE ASS WAS PHAT

Make it quick and painless atleast

but y tho?

you did good...
faggot

Not if i kill us all

I ate all your bees.

I'm with her

...

NOT SO FAST BITCH

You can kill me, but you will always have to live with it.

The fact that you just lost the game.

You lost

YOLO!

thanks bro

You can't kill me. Candlejack won't let you kil

Heil Hitler

Oh shit! This just got interesting

I poisoned something. Just try and figure out what it is. Do you want to play a game? It starts with 'w'.

"Your safety is engaged."

And then I shot him.

Fucking noguns, i swear to shit. The safety actually IS in the down(safe) position.

Now we've got a standoff! What you got OP?

16.10.16

Dubbs for my life

Shoot the screen and win at the internet.

this

Hail Satan

finally

Why didn't you DODGEEEEE!!! And

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?

You just bought yourself 10 minutes of agony. Congrats! You'll have to count for me.

your gun might kill me with a bang but my farts are silent but deadly. we die together.

then i put on my sunglasses and look totally cool and when he shoots me i actually dodge because im like neo from the matrix. but im neo2 the ultimate chosen one who never dies.

You tried

Tell my mom... the Jews did 9/11

Thanks, Cartman.

Jesus christ, about fucking time.

Do it motherfucker!!!

at least i will die with a raging boner

fuck off jew

/thread

Tell my manager that I said: you're a cunt.

*starts singing, "1 billion bottles of beer on the wall..."*

the thing u dont realize is that i am actually u then i am him and he is me i then shoot him and cont my day

wut

I enjoy cheese

Im just grabbing my registration officer

What if user Was God?

check these first

If user was god, then who was phone?

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together...

I'm new to Cred Forums and I was wondering when the free pizza was coming?

Its the new faggotry. :^)

*Sigh*
Obligatory
Unsheathe my katana, teleport behind him "Psh, nothing personnel kid"

Pull the trigger Jeffrey pull it damn you man!

Just one word.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Challisrussia/Titin_full_name

"You can have my cash but first you know I gotta ask: what makes you wanna live this kinda life?"

DEUS VULT
Procede to draw my clay more from its sheath and plunge it through the Saracens heart

Let's get Schwifty!!

You should be careful, there was a niggerjack sightin HEY WHERE DID YOUR GUN GO!

totoweise.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/axel_stoll-das_wissen_um_die_wahre_physik.pdf

This whole book

Get that niggerboy (I'm Not Secretly A Black Guy)

respawn in 3.. 2... 1...

I commend my immortal soul to the first god that can find it.

He looked at me and this is what he said: there ain't no rest for the wicked, money don't grow on trees. I got bills to pay I got mouths to feed there ain't nothin' in this world for free.

All we need is stitches.....

Kek

>your shoes are untied
Then I detonate his terrorist bomb by mashing the button hanging off his neck but hidden under his shirt that he keeps for safety jihad, destroying us both.

Thank God :)

How 'bout no.

socialism is cancer

Check 'em

You *Burps* Fucking Idiots *Belches* You can't kill what's already dead

Islam is a religion of peace

Is It? Or Is Peace A Religion Of Islam? These things must be answered. Quick Man Grab The Encyclopedia

...

My God Man We've Done It. We've healed the world!

you sure? Or is Islam a piece of religeon?

nothing matters

I fucked ur mom

...

...

Bet you won't, you cheeky fuckin cunt

Old meme is old

About fucking time.

YOU CAN'T KILL ME

...

decat lunga si bleaga mai bine mica si jucausa

Nope!

Check my dubs

tell my mom to tell ....... that Im deaderooni REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This

Ohhhhh thank fuck.

Waargharble

Is it anything personal?

Raggle Fraggle

This happened to me recently. I was so relieved that I was going to be dead soon that I smiled and started laughing contentedly. When I stopped I looked him right in the eye and said "let's do this man." and leaned my head back with arms straight out at my side, huge grin still on my face.

Apparently he didn't like that because he took off running and never looked back. Sadly I am still alive

"this thread again?"

pull the trigger

Win