Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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in and out
Calamity-masu'd

cut me yuno.

Ay lmao

Claiming Felix

Miho claimed

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claimed

(Alice)
You're right, I should lurk more
:^)

I didn't even click reply to that poster though

>felix-user

mandatory cc claim

still wanting to add people to this pic edition
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as long as your happy and not harming people, do as you please.

its weed flavoured, cannabis oil costs a bit so who would buy it just to make it into gum and sell it for no profit.

>original pic
>im gonna make this pic into so much

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every board is for weaboos you moron

I got cucked by my local grocery store, they had diet cream soda, but not regular.

Oh hey es

Hey kitty

Senpai!

Oh yeah, fuck you elitist

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Would you?

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Fran

Miho

Cat

>cuts

AmatsYOU

CC again

Collar

Mean chen

yeah ive been slacking im ok

the shit posting is great today

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I like it.

Are you bored?

Hey qt

Hey yuuko!

My queen!

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKO

i havent started on the pic yet.
i've been listening to shitty music and distracting myself.
please punish the lazy.

N-not like that...

hello fran.
u wanna be in the pic?

hey C
need a full legs and stuff picture for that?
wassup
why would you cut me?
good hear, although i kinda knew
plans for sunday?

I don't like that name. Call me what the lovely lady calls me, Mittens/Mittens Shiro.

Oh, calamity! Oh, the vanity!

I knew it, you don't luff me
They would simply sell it for way too much to turn a profit

What pic?

Just watching some anime

Hey mittens

Okay, fine!
Please tell me about your trip. How was it? Anything intresting?

YOUko

What is luff?

Not really, i'm more waiting for people to take me away. Shouldn't be long from now.

Nah, you are under no obligation to do anything.

Peer pressure

Got it shiro

>deletes account

Giving bad people good ideas.
I keep giving bad people good ideas.

Yuuko

hey frany

nope same plans as always you?

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Hey Fran

ye, thanks.
your going full right side.
cuz the right side of yuno's dress is missing.

what, £100 a piece.
who's gonna pay that.

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im getting as many people in it as i can

Cirno claim

There's a faggot pony board, you know?

But we're not faggot bronies.

But we've never been offered a board of our own.
Why no /waifu/ board, or /mai/ board?
We could have our own waifu general threads, our own waifu draw threads, our own waifu lewd threads.

But we've never been offered, so fuck off :-)
We only have at most 2 threads active at any given time (1 dead, and 1 continuing)

So, how about you give us our own full board?

Hi. How're you?
Thank you.
Lewd.

oh cool, same
im watching KLK, its getting really lewd towards the end
what are you watching?
thats mean
who is pressuring you?
pretty much lying in bed hoping i dont get even more sick
also watching animu
oh right good idea, cant wait to see the rest
in other news
hows it going man? last time we talked you were still on your trip

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oh you sick that sucks im trying to figure out why I like femtitan so much like more than most giantesses

Bad ideas are fun ideas

How are you?

W E W

What are you up to?

Sure, I'll be in it, this pic work?

I'm good, the main thing that happened this weekend for me was a prerelease of a new Magic the Gathering set. I actually made money while I was there, since I payed 30 to enter and opened about 50 dollars of cards

uninstall the internet

I'm boring, nothing really happened.
If you're wearing your trip that must mean you're back home, right?

That sounds quite nice.

Yeah.
What do you want to do?

Attempting Overdrill on Payday 2 right now

Two of my friends are attempting to stealth the first part of the heist so we don't have to worry about snipers while we protect and fix the drill

Strangler whom i love

You smoke more than you let on don't you?

HOLY LEWD STOP

Anons from the internet.

Hold on, i'm downloading more RAM first

Well, how about you post this on Cred Forums or /jp/

How lewd~

youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo

Shikabane Hime, it's a darker version of "generic supernatural fighting anime"

It was super fun, though I went 1-3...

Snipers always ruin EVERYTHING

Found Esdeath

pretty chill.
ive been slacking a bit so obviously my profit is going down but yea.
is good.
im in sweden rn.

it going good on your end?

that pic will more than work.
do you know how many things i can do with that pic.
fuck tons.
thank you

Whatever you want to do cutie.

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Maybe

Eru Claim. How's it going? ^^

Oh come on, how lewd do you think one can be?

let's watch some anime

Tamako Market

never watched it

That explains why the worst MtG decks are the most fun.

Nicknames guy who I'd love to strangle and get strangled in return.

please stop smoking miho
I care about ur health

Ah, that's no good.
It's going pretty good. I'm pretty sure I'm going to buy a poster of Shiro today! How about you?
Show some respect for your waifu.

Bby dun hurt me
Stop being lewd
Druggies with more money than brains
I would MarryMura

Fuck you Hiroshima, why you lower it to 2MB images you cunt

Because we'll be banned for like 9001 different reasons. The threads would never last.

Cred Forums is at least LESS gey.
People get banned from these threads every so often, and they either wait it out or spoof their IPs.

There's no board that TECHNICALLY allows this.

If there was, I'm sure we could all go there.

One of the most common bans is "avatars". We don't even really use them as "avatars", we just use them b/c they're our waifu claims

Doesn't stop an annoyed mod from time to time, though.

But, if "Avatar fagging" was expanded, it'd never be an issue.
And if you gave us our own board, where there's no rule against it AND there's no rule against lewdz, that'd be a good replacement.

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Yuuki!~
Sorry about disappearing last night, they busted out Soul Calibur, and I am a horrific monster at Soul Calibur.
Nice, I'm doing good myself, gonna get a hair cut today and I got a gamecube now, its gonna be fun ^^

yea i pretty much was sick all week but my trip accelerated it pretty hard
yea i saw that, i think what gard said pretty much hit the spot
>lewding the waifu
you disgust me
wow meanies, wait i will fix it
>cuts
there, better?
it looks pretty tight
wanna tell me more about it?
oh thats cool, sweden is definitly on my list of places i want to visit
have been sight seeing if you were slacking in work?

im doing fine schoolwise, my health on the other end is a bit less. went on a trip to paris while having a nasty cold so it got a lot worse
YUKI
whats up?
getting crowded with fun people
hya

bad meme made for Tatsumaki

>hair cut
No pls. I also own a GameCube, have Resident Evil Zero and Metroid Prime. I haven't touched it in months though.

Bad miho bad

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>falls down
>makes big scene
>sues

Pretty damn lewd
I should know :^)

Dun hurt me, no more..

Oh shit dude, which one? I played the hell out of Soul Calibur 2

Taking a short break from studying and watching South Park. You?

Claiming best girl

yuk ruby

There he is
There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again
Isn't he just the funniest guy around?

Oh my god I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room.
Giggling like a little girl as you once again post your little furry image up and fill in the captcha

Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha.
Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET you actually payed for a Cred Forums pass.
So you just choose the picture oh we all know the picture, the "nice feet" furry image isn't it.

I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your doritos on the floor but its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning.
Oh that's right did I fail to mention?
You live with your mother

You're a fat fucking fucker
She's probably so sick of you already, so sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day.
Every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Cred Forums posting about a fucking furry image.
Just imagine this, she had you then she thought you were going to be a astronaut or an scientist or something grand.
And then you became a NEET, a pathetic furfag NEET.

She probably cries herself to sleep every day, thinking about how bad it is how she wishes she could just disappear.
She can't even try to talk to you because all you ever say is "nice feet"

You have become a parody of your own self and that's all you are.
A sad little man, laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now.
That's all you'll ever be

It makes no sense to me. Threads don't get archived here, what does he need that host space for?

At least, that's MY opinion. IDK if everyone else would approve.

But, if there was a board on Cred Forums, like 8's /mai/, I PERSONALLY think it'd be a good idea.

Sounds nice ^^
Its getting too long and its starting to bug me, so I needs me a trim. I'm getting back into consoles more recently and I picked up this gamecube bundle, with Melee, SC3 and Red Faction 2 for about $40, good deal yo.
Yeah, Soul Calibur 2, I play Cassandra mostly, because Sword/shield best combo.

I-I don't remember my password
lemme make a new room

i made that pasta

>nice...
>feet..?
There he is
There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again
Isn't he just the funniest guy around?

Oh my god I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room.
Giggling like a little girl as you once again post your little furry image up and fill in the captcha

Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha.
Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET you actually payed for a Cred Forums pass.
So you just choose the picture oh we all know the picture, the "nice feet" furry image isn't it.

I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your doritos on the floor but its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning.
Oh that's right did I fail to mention?
You live with your mother

You're a fat fucking fucker
She's probably so sick of you already, so sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day.
Every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Cred Forums posting about a fucking furry image.
Just imagine this, she had you then she thought you were going to be a astronaut or an scientist or something grand.
And then you became a NEET, a pathetic furfag NEET.

She probably cries herself to sleep every day, thinking about how bad it is how she wishes she could just disappear.
She can't even try to talk to you because all you ever say is "nice feet"

You have become a parody of your own self and that's all you are.
A sad little man, laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now.
That's all you'll ever be

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baka

BTFO.

You're implying I'm not respecting her by showing how beautiful she is.
Also, I didn't post anything revealing.

>being this mean
>every thread

I'm sorry Essy

You can't stop me :^)

Hey, I can be even lewder if I wanted to

holy fuck, are you for fucking serious..?

bull fucking shit...
baka ass niggas....

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*insert clever way to claim Blair*

Howdy.

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I have to leave abruptly

Can't discuss music with anyone else because I'm the only person with good taste.

Sigh.

I'm sure you'd like being hurt either way, you lewd, lewd bote
Maybe he's just being a jewrat and trying to condense server space
I was going to show you an image that looked sort of Rewby, but Nagasaki nuked the image size limit
See you later Yuuko
Taste is subjective

I remember playing Kilik, Mitsurugi, Taki, Astaroth, and Link (because based GameCube version)

Claiming this beauty

yea... uh... no
i've been playing gen 3 of pokemon, trying to complete the pokedex.

fuck schoolwise, its not gonna help you in life. it didn't for me at least.
get healthy any way you can, i worry.

paris is fun, but i hate the french,
if only we could kill them all and take over the place.

>I'm the only person with good taste.
Cred Forums in a nutshell

Im already dead inside.

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Wrong board.

something123

I like my hair thick. My hair doesn't really get long.
That is a good deal.
Wouldn't just posting non-lewd pictures of her reveal her beauty?
See ya.
Hiya.

>connection error
shit chan
OH shit
heh jokes on you im already in debt, you cant get any money out of me
oh nice, hows the new season?
i heard it was great
how are you doing?
im only teasing because i love you
later

Yay!

I'm good, how are you?

I never said stop

But not with grills

Aside for Chandra and Kambal, I had no bombs.

I just kinda tried to aggro with vehicles, but they kept getting removed

I still made money, so I'm fine

I just started it, but it is that people who are consumed by their obsessions past death come back as Corpses to finish their business, and must feed on people. A sect of Buddhist monks know about this shit, and recruit other corpses to fight them.

Goodbye

I've only seen the first episode of the new season, I never saw season 19 (which is what I'm currently watching).

>Maximum file size 2mb
Wat

I only listen to good music
youtube.com/watch?v=KpcZkBfBqDA
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Claimed. It's been a while, but she's still mine.

Maybe try to visit Cred Forums once in a while not just say that you browse it.

Link is a lot of fun. I like playing Yoshimitsu and Kilik as well because STAFF OP as fuck
I think the scariest part about last night was that I picked up a gamecube controller for the first time ever, and took a few seconds to get myself familiar with the controls, then I went full ham.
Now if I had a PS2 controller, the mercy levels would've been significantly reduced.
Pretty good, playin my new GameCube, got dat SC2 going.
See above ^^
>Mfw the game cube controller feels really comfy.

(chen)
it's weird how we pine for things that were objectively worse...but I totally understand anyone who does because it's that sweet memory reminding you how good and simple things were when you were a kid. why does life have to be so hard when you get older?

good tastes in fetishes too.

(yuuko)
I entertain others at least. I think.

(amatsu)
no leashes here, ama! unfortunately.

(homura chan)
...yes?

(hanako)
LoL is silly anyway. silly.

sorry for late replies and if I missed anything. internet went out and thread was dead when it returned.

What's stopping ya?

I'd rather be the one who hurts
But sure, whatever floats your boat :^)

Coltrane is good.
youtube.com/watch?v=YXdqwiD5_fM

>caring about Cred Forums

We could easily change that

I'm sorry that cancer didn't killed you.

Hey there, how's life treating ya?

>going to Cred Forums and not just memeing about going to Cred Forums

oh that sounds pretty good
i guess i will add it to my long list of to watch
oh okay, i think i watched that
its pretty good though what happens again
>SC2
>gamecube
wait what?

You can always resize and then show me~

As I said, I didn't post anything revealing, I just posted things that implied to be lewd but weren't really lewd.
Did I show any skin? No~

We both got 44 dubs, so I guess you must be right

Oh, so you want to fight with lewds?

ehehe...I'm sure you could~

It sure tried, what are you apologising to me for though?

I'm happy to be alive

Fuck you hes mine

*hug*

I'm pretty sure you're the saddest human I've ever seen.

leaving for a sec
probably will miss a thread since its fast as fuck

Well enough. How about you?

This dull son of a bitch is taking things super seriously and basically you're fucking sad.

How? ...Just watch the free video >
youtu.be/7jbZ8RdBzwY

Holy fuck this is great

>start the drill
>move the bags into the vent
>go to defend hallway
>barely anyone for the first assault

This is so fucking great

Do I smell a lewd-off?

Add a few slaps and maybe some choking too

I'm not sure I'm into that lewd bote :v(
That's a lot of extra work

well that just sounds lovely~

Why did they ever change it?

So far so good

Hella!

Make that money

Did the PS2 version have an exclusive character like the GameCube version?

It's the season with PC Principal and Mr. Garrison running for president with Caitlyn Jenner

That was quite enjoyable

Heihachi. Really fast, shortest range.

I got a gamecube with a few games as a bundle from this local place for about $40, good deal, it runs flawlessly and Soul Calibur 2 is my jam, its a ton of fun ^^
Oh a cat ^^
I don't know, silly Nintendo.
It had someone from Tekken, Heihachi
He punched. REAL gud.

I don't think I have many lewds, but oh, you're ON

Link me to the image maaaybe?

At least roll trips before you sluts go full lewd

Pretty good, just kinda bored.

Playing a lot of Xcom lately.

Forgot you were into deportation :^)

I have to test the waters first, have to see what I can get away with~

I'll show you why I was called lewd bote

I don't think I know a single character from Tekken. Or most fighting games to be honest. I know a handful from Mortal Kombat and Soul Calibur and that's it lol

Do you want to be punished?

Making me do so much work, such a rood
imgur.com/a/WjQQt
Deportation fetish. What would that even entail?
>Oh baby, take my land and all my belongings and ship me back home

Fucking Wii mote

it's quite hard to find a punishment I don't enjoy, honestly.

always pushing the limits, mmmhm.

Erica claimed

SC2 had really amazing story mode

He's basically just an old dude. They gave him "Gauntlets" Basically he just did punchy punchy attacks. I really love Cassandra though, sword shield combo is my jam, plus she does shield slaps which are fun.
Wii Cancer.
It did, I wanna get into it after I finish practicing in Arcade mode.

I only do hug, does it work?

Well, I don't think I can fight back too much... But I'll try~

I'm not rood Alice~ I'm just curious. Also, that's quite the Ruby like Alice, she only needs shorter hair~

And the DS isn't much more comfortable

Let me deport you baby
And you're not allowed to bring your belongings this time~

I haven't even come close to the limit yet
>a punishment I don't enjoy
How about no punishments at all?

>hand-holding
What a degenerate~

Touch her hair and you take your life into your own hands

You never hug me back :c

I'm afraid I'll catch something

Oh okay. That's pretty cool though, the variety of weapons in that game is incredible. Voldo's really cool (but he's also super weird...)

cancer?

That pic is getting saved

I have the biggest bonner for femtitan and i want to know why any ideas waifu?

>esdeath

that's not even a punishment, but hugs are nice too.

>How about no punishments at all?

truly that is a punishment too cruel to even think of.

True, Nintendo use to be really good at the comfort game, now its about aesthetic and "innovations"
Voldo is a creepy bastard but hell if he isn't fun to play to mess with people.
Because she's a giantess and she crushes people, thats probably why.

Silly goose, I've already had cancer.

I'm sorry, it's all I have

I guess that means I won?~

>grabs a pair of scissors
It won't take long, I promise!

because you're a fgt?

She is a giant, and that is a fetish of yours

And a lot of them aren't even good

I never noticed how many of the botes have white hair.
But you didn't let us keep them last time :(

well yeah but i find myself liking her more than most giantesses maybe its the way she looks like she doesny give a shit

>good tastes in fetishes too.

Are you talking about the maid outfit?

Okay, little poustis.

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it's more than enough.