What's yours, user?

What's yours, user?

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I post my ex gf way too much on Cred Forums .. So much that most anons hate that I post her and may even dox her .. But I can't stop it's the only way I can get off ... It sucks

I feel you user... I am starting down this path too

I agreed to being 18 when going to Cred Forums even though i'm only 17

I'm going to apply to universities abroad and I've not told anyone about it, not my gf or friends.

I use to force my ex girlfriend into doing anal. Every time she fought back and said no turned me on even more

Yeah I'm starting to hate doing it... But it's the only thing that gets me hard

I was sexually assaulted by a girl who wound up telling people I raped her.- and sometimes I wish I had nudes so I could fap to her.

I'm straight.

I make $40k a month doing client SEO on top of the $23k I make doing affiliate SEO.

No one knows about this, I just tell people I'm in internet marketing and live WELL below my means.

It's not a secret.

reported.

I still get hard on the thought of fucking my ex.

i used to use my roommate's fleshlight while he was away

Female pedo

On Cred Forums it might as well be.

Dont u dare

I'm jealous do you like girls or boys ?? And what age

I forced myself in my 9yo daughter and to this day she hasn't said anything and no one knows

I voyeur my wife when she is naked and then share her pics with other guys thru kik. Love hearing them talk nasty about her and know that they are stroking it to her.

I have a crush on my bi friend

Tgats not that special

I lowkey want to be a stripper while I am in university. Not for the money, just because it sounds like a lot of fun and I am a bit of an exhibitionist. (the thought of people seeing me as just a sex-object gets me off as well) I also considered being a camgirl or something like that.

I manipulate every woman in my life to fall in love with me. It causes me quite a bit of grief but I cant stop doing it

>greentext please

I got shitfaced with my friend the other day and almost let him blow me. I don't think I want to hang out with him anymore.

roll for grentext

moar?

Thanks NSA for coming up with creative way to get people to dish on them selves online.

>luv u

I systematically forge paperwork to discharge polluted water into a state waterway.

Whenever somebody calls me a slave I do whatever they say.

story?

Girls, any really

> Be me 17 away at university.
> Start fucking this 17 - 7/10 chick who was huge whore.
> Took her to student union hall for drinks and a game of pool.
> Chick starts trying to put me off my shots by flashing her little tight titties.
> Then as I'm about to take a shot she raises her short skirt, pulls her white cotton panties aside and flashes her hairy black bush.
> Next thing I know we are fucking on the pool table.
> Blew buckets.
> Next day I'm playing the guys in pool and they kept saying that someone must have spilt beer again on the table as there was a big wet spot.
> One guy scratched the stain and sniffed it.
> Never told any of them.

winrar

better than tinder! plenty of fucking horny girls of your city on gmy.su/:rcCh

Awesome I want to marry you

trips demand

I still fuck my ex. Her bf doesn't know.

>be me
>alone with daughter
>watching football
>daddy can I play in backyard
>sure just don't get dirty
>she comes back a while later
>covered in dirt
>I'm sowwey daddy
>fuck now I'm gonna miss the game to wash her
>take her to bathroom
>get her undressed and give her a quick bath
>fondling her as I bathe her
>wrap her in towel and take her to her room
>start to get aroused at her cute naked body
>wtf am I thinking
>baby we are gonna play a game
>plan daddy
>start to finger her little pussy
>that feels funny daddy
>it's ok it's gonna feel a lot better
>whip out dick
>that's your pee pee daddy
>tell her to touch it
>she grabs it and it makes me insta-diamonds
>you can lick it if you want
>really daddy?
>she goes for a lick and starts sucking the head
>holyshitballsbatman.jpn
>ready for the fun part?
>what is it daddy?
>tell her to lay down
>spread her legs and I go down on her
>stop daddy it feels weird stop
>keep going
>she's going crazy
>I stop and get on top of her and start rubbing my cock on her clit
>she's frozen and quiet
>this is between us, our secret and no one can know
>she stares and nods at me
>start to slowly slide in the head into your tight snatch
>I stop at to tip
>Holy shit almost forgot something
>I quickly get up and walk the dinosaur

Lol too bad I already have a boyfriend

> Work for national preservation society looking after heritage buildings.
> I travel all over the city and country and have special access to old buildings that no-one rarely get to enter.
> Whenever I see someone valuable, I remove it and sell it on Ebay.
> People pay shitloads of cash for antique bits from old buildings.
> Got into an attic of one building once and found 3 old chandeliers
> Sold them each for 1000 bucks.
> Cashed up man.

>5 min ago
>mom sleeping
>turn off her light
>take off her reading glasses
>her hand is in the perfect position
>whip out my rock hard boner
>best. handjob. ever.

laziest bamboozle ever

Is he pedob

i want to buy a bow, and kill some politicians in my country

that be cool user

No, and he doesn't know that I am

I use my bosses car to pick uo hookers for quick blowjobs on my way to meetings.

That's sad

It's okay, it's just fantasy that I like to get off on

Pics to get you started?

My wife hasn't had sex with me since we had kids.

I survived for a couple years but broke on a work trip.

Since then I've had sex with more different women than I had before I got married.

Couldn't be happier/

How did you end up in this position?

I was sexually assaulted multiple times by multiple people when I was 11 and under now I cum hardest to loli stuff

I sucked my first dick about two days ago and it felt great. Not as gay as you would think it is

As secrets go that's a pretty large one user.

>greentext please